All water sucks.
The Doors Corporation
15-03-2005, 08:21
http://www.angelfire.com/apes/watersucks/
213783647 reasons why water is the poopiest thing on this planet, besides poop.
These reasons are good, and it makes me wonder: Maybe water has a hidden communist-capitalist agenda. I mean really...water killed Kennedy....somehow. Water has Hippos. Hippos kill like everything
Oh by the way, Alaska owns you, you, you, and you. Succumb to the beauty of Alaska.
Someone kill me now so I can be put out of my misery. :rolleyes:
Neo-Anarchists
15-03-2005, 08:49
Someone kill me now so I can be put out of my misery. :rolleyes:
Sorry, I don't think euthanasia is legal in Wisconsin.
Originally posted by Neo-A
Sorry, I don't think euthanasia is legal in Wisconsin.
I think you may be right. I guess I'll just have to wait for the next psycho to come along. :mad:
Patra Caesar
15-03-2005, 08:52
I think you may be right. I guess I'll just have to wait for the next psycho to come along. :mad:
Somebody lookin' for me?:p
"You can drown in it. Last year 2 billion Australians died in water related accidents. Keep in mind these are Aussies, the toughest mother fuckers on earth. Besides lumberjacks."
:D
Patra Caesar
15-03-2005, 08:59
"You can drown in it. Last year 2 billion Australians died in water related accidents. Keep in mind these are Aussies, the toughest mother fuckers on earth. Besides lumberjacks."
:D
2 billion Australians died last year in water accidents, eh? Strange how there was only 20 million of us to start with, does this mean that there is a negative population in Australia?:D
Kellarly
15-03-2005, 09:02
85% of all humans are killed by hippos at some point in their life.
:rolleyes: What has this person been smoking?
2 billion Australians died last year in water accidents, eh? Strange how there was only 20 million of us to start with, does this mean that there is a negative population in Australia?:D
He's talking about Tasmania, because they breed like rabbits there. *nods*
(Why are people taking this seriously?)
Kellarly
15-03-2005, 09:07
I just like the idea of hippos destroying human civilization :D Makes the game "Hungry Hungry Hippos" have an all new meaning! :eek:
I wonder how much research this person actually did to create such bs. I hope none. I pray to God that Doors Corporation doesn't know the person who made this or is the person who made this.
Hysterical Dramatism
15-03-2005, 09:24
"85% of all humans are killed by hippos at some point in their life." Does this mean humans can be killed more than once?
"Waters boiling point is exactly 100 degrees celcius, and its freezing point is exactly 0 degrees celcius. A mere coincidence? I think not. Water obviously has a mind of its own if it is going to pick values so exact." Wow, okay. Besides the fact that celsius was based off of water's boiling points....
This is kinda fun. :) Just why am I spending so much time on it?
Aeruillin
15-03-2005, 09:34
Because you have no life, just like I do? :p
I wonder how much research this person actually did to create such bs. I hope none. I pray to God that Doors Corporation doesn't know the person who made this or is the person who made this.
It's a joke...
Originally posted by Oksana
It's a joke...
As so was I. Congratulations, want a cookie?
As so was I. Congratulations, want a cookie?
Oh. Um, I knew that!
And yes. Please. :D
Cromotar
15-03-2005, 09:59
Gahh... background color hurting eyes... >_<
...And I like the taste of water. So there :p
Macisikan
15-03-2005, 10:01
http://www.angelfire.com/apes/watersucks/
<gutter-mind>
So water sucks... but does it really love you? Does it swallow?
</gutter-mind>
I apologise for that. I just couldn't help myself...
Davo_301
15-03-2005, 10:52
<gutter-mind>
So water sucks... but does it really love you? Does it swallow?
</gutter-mind>
I apologise for that. I just couldn't help myself...
Does it call in the morning? Does it mind you bring 2 glasses of water to bed? or pick up more then one glass at a bar? and the next day it's gone it's left you.
The Doors Corporation
15-03-2005, 10:53
i dunno who made the website, but I got it from a blog. talk later. sleep now.
6. You can drown in it. Last year 2 billion Australlians died in water related accidents. Keep in mind these are Aussies, the toughest mother fuckers on earth. Besides lumberjacks.
EXCUSE ME!! there aren't even 2 billion chinese. i think he means 2 THOUSAND
EXCUSE ME!! there aren't even 2 billion chinese. i think he means 2 THOUSAND
i think youre taking it a bit too seriously...
Greedy Pig
15-03-2005, 12:11
Hey.. that reminds me. I'm feeling kinda thirsty right now.
Should I get a cup of water?
Hey.. that reminds me. I'm feeling kinda thirsty right now.
Should I get a cup of water?
god no!
remember, If you reverse the letters in W-A-T-E-R, you get R-E-T-A-W. Now if you change the W to a B, you get R-E-T-A-B. Now if you take off the last two letters, you get R-E-T.
!
Greedy Pig
15-03-2005, 12:15
Does Coca-cola count as water? It is American.
Fugee-La
15-03-2005, 12:59
After reading that site, I think water should be banned, I never knew it was so dangerous :eek: .
Preebles
15-03-2005, 13:02
He's talking about Tasmania, because they breed like rabbits there. *nods*
(Why are people taking this seriously?)
They breed like rabbits with their siblings and cousins! :D [/stereotype]
"You can drown in it. Last year 2 billion Australians died in water related accidents. Keep in mind these are Aussies, the toughest mother fuckers on earth. Besides lumberjacks."
:D
Fear us....mwhahahahahaha!
The Doors Corporation
16-03-2005, 01:40
thats insane, bump, only once tho, I wanna see how the afternoon-evening crew digs it.
Teh Cameron Clan
16-03-2005, 02:12
wow white looks so weird after sing so much pink @_@
i like water :)
and that last reson is funny :)
i like water :)
i like water :)
i like pie :)
i like crosaunts :)
i like water :)
Reasonabilityness
16-03-2005, 02:27
If you visit american city
you will find it very pretty
there are just two things of which you must beware -
DON'T DRINK THE WATER
and DON'T BREATHE THE AIR!!!
-Tom Lehrer, "Pollution."
Hysterian
16-03-2005, 03:31
Why would you want to drink something that has no flavor ;)
Why would you want to drink something that has no flavor ;)
The more water you drink, the less salty you are. ;)
Planners
16-03-2005, 03:56
The more water you drink, the less salty you are. ;)
We are composed of approximately 80% water, we need it to live!
We are composed of approximately 80% water, we need it to live!
That, too :) !
Soviet Narco State
16-03-2005, 04:01
New York City's water is filled with tiny lobster creatures which technically means the water isn't kosher or vegetarian. Make that reason 972 to hate water.
http://www.healthcentral.com/news/NewsFullText.cfm?id=1504247