Bert did it...
Okay, I accept the facts. Bert shot JFK, and was probably aided by Ernie. The photographic evidence is indisputable.
http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bert1.gif
German Kingdoms
15-03-2005, 07:49
I shot JFK! Oswald was a pasty, and he was going to rat me out! So I had Ruby shoot him, but Ruby wasn't suspose to do it in the POLICE STATION!
Neo-Anarchists
15-03-2005, 07:51
JFK shot me.
No way! Bert was in Delay Plaza on that November day, he shot JFK... there can be no doubt about that.
Further more, he can be linked to two of the most evil men in history:
http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/adolf-bert.jpg
http://www.linkvandeweek.nl/images/bert.jpg
Trilateral Commission
15-03-2005, 07:52
JFK shot me.
this made me lol irl
Vittos Ordination
15-03-2005, 07:57
In Soviet Russia, JFK shoots Bert!
The Doors Corporation
15-03-2005, 08:07
Bert and Ernie are communist assassins
Dragon Cows
15-03-2005, 08:12
Bert and Ernie are communist assassins
and Oskar the grouch is really an underworked man-whore, but who really cares
Macracanthus
15-03-2005, 08:16
Okay, I accept the facts. Bert shot JFK, and was probably aided by Ernie. The photographic evidence is indisputable.
http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bert1.gif
Well, since JFK had left him for a girl, what would he do?! It was a crime in passion...
Nation of Fortune
15-03-2005, 08:20
So that explains how I can think of so many ways to kill a person! I watched seseme street when I was little, damned corrupting grumble grumble grumble
Dragon Cows
15-03-2005, 08:21
So that explains how I can think of so many ways to kill a person! I watched seseme street when I was little, damned corrupting grumble grumble grumble
yeah, so much of what's wrong with our society can be blamed on kid's shows
Lascivious Maximus
15-03-2005, 08:22
I dont think many people knew the truth about what was going on behind the scenes (http://www.staggeringstories.net/rolandreport14.html) on Sesame Street. :(
Lascivious Maximus
15-03-2005, 08:24
Further evidence supporting the cruel facts that led to the previous story are plain to see in this picture (http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/2000/102500/N92.njd.evil.bert...gang.jpg)
Harlesburg
15-03-2005, 10:53
Okay, I accept the facts. Bert shot JFK, and was probably aided by Ernie. The photographic evidence is indisputable.
http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bert1.gif
Bravo you been reading one of my more succesful threads. :rolleyes: LOL
Harlesburg
15-03-2005, 10:56
Evil family Evil!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/HerrBert.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/UsamaBinBerta.jpg
JFK shot me.
You really are a very odd girl Neo :D
I dont think many people knew the truth about what was going on behind the scenes (http://www.staggeringstories.net/rolandreport14.html) on Sesame Street. :(
LMFAO. I laughed so hard, it hurt...