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Oswald did it, Oswald did it, Oswald did it.

http://www.doctorcosmo.com/oswald/images/oswald.jpg

Oswald shot Kennedy, with a magic bullet. Yes Magic is real.

Here. I know the truth about it. And I wrote a damn paper to prove it. Go here and click on JFK Assassination Essay (http://geocities.com/FBIagentclaisse/GeekPluto.html)

Only an idiot believes Oswald did it.

Here. I know the truth about it. And I wrote a damn paper to prove it. Go here and click on JFK Assassination Essay (geocities.com/fbiagentclaisse/geekpluto.html)

Only an idiot believes Oswald did it.
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Oh god they found you! Run!

It wasn’t magic! It was just a regular bullet, just like the other two he fired that fateful November day. So it shot through Connelly as well, big deal. The jerking back and forwards we see in the Zapruder film was just a nervous reaction.

It wasn’t magic! It was just a regular bullet, just like the other two he fired that fateful November day. So it shot through Connelly as well, big deal. The jerking back and forwards we see in the Zapruder film was just a nervous reaction.
You're one of them, aren't you!?

Woo, yeah, he must've been real nervous, just being shot in the head by the CIA and all.

(I think the link works now)

Great pic btw

You're one of them, aren't you!?

There's no proof of that!

in fact... I did it.

He is one of them. Everyone, he's getting your IP address so the government can come kill us! They're already after me, and I have proof, if anyone cares to hear it.

http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/assas_kenedy.jpg

Yes but bert put him up to it.

Woo, yeah, he must've been real nervous, just being shot in the head by the CIA and all.

(I think the link works now)
Gah imbedded X-Files Midi. Only a Government agent would do something so heinous.

The X-Files rule, whatever..

The X-Files rule, whatever..
Quite true, except near the end but hey I'm not complaining, imbedded midi files are the spawn of satan.

He is one of them. Everyone, he's getting your IP address so the government can come kill us! They're already after me, and I have proof, if anyone cares to hear it.

You got the wrong guy! I'm just a patsy!

Hoohoo...satan...

Of course he didn't. Go see the movie if you think he did.

You got the wrong guy! I'm just a patsy!
You'll never take me alive copper!

It had to be the one armed man< I swear

It had to be the one armed man< I swear
Don't make me jump off a dam

The REAL truth is that some higher-ups in the CIA, who are unfortunately quite invisible to us due to their rank, had a bit of a dispute on Kennedy's policy. So, obviously, they first tried drugging him for mind control. It didn't quite work though, and it made Kennedy a bit loopy. If you research Kennedy's actions during the three days leading to his death, you will see many incoherent moments, and some interesting parallels to past deaths of presidents. You see, not the President, not the Vice-President, not even the head of the CIA are truly in control. The CIA is under the control of a shadow council in the background. We don't yet know its name, and we only know of its existence due to some interesting documents which were posted anonymously to a Usenet group, which were removed seven days later. Shortly after, the poster supposedly had a heart attack. the documents were known only as "the element files". They described a small section of assassinations carried out under order, and why they were successes, and recommended addendums to CIA training manuals to indoctrinate them in the true methods of this shadow council, without them even knowing it. This system is so deeply ingrained into our government, and so well-oiled, that we don't even notice that every government decision in the past 63 years has passed before the eyes of its highest members. An interesting factoid is that John Kerry;s father recieved a large chunk of money on the same day as "gangsters" murdered a man in a supposedly random incident. Of course, the man was actually the head of a small underground revolutionary ring, that had supposedly obtained new information about the MK-NAOMI projects, and was prepareing to spread it. Of course, nobody thought to search the man's house after the murder, since he wasn't at home when he was killed. But the assassins used the supposed hit-and-run as a cover to focus attention on that area while they broke into his house and stole back the documents. It was very simple really, but most people that notice the family connections between the recent democrat party presidential candidates and unsolved murders are silenced quickly.
BWAHAHA. This mad ranting is too much fun.

My essay tells the truth, though with some spelling errors.

The REAL truth is that some higher-ups in the CIA, who are unfortunately quite invisible to us due to their rank, had a bit of a dispute on Kennedy's policy. So, obviously, they first tried drugging him for mind control. It didn't quite work though, and it made Kennedy a bit loopy. If you research Kennedy's actions during the three days leading to his death, you will see many incoherent moments, and some interesting parallels to past deaths of presidents. You see, not the President, not the Vice-President, not even the head of the CIA are truly in control. The CIA is under the control of a shadow council in the background. We don't yet know its name, and we only know of its existence due to some interesting documents which were posted anonymously to a Usenet group, which were removed seven days later. Shortly after, the poster supposedly had a heart attack. the documents were known only as "the element files". They described a small section of assassinations carried out under order, and why they were successes, and recommended addendums to CIA training manuals to indoctrinate them in the true methods of this shadow council, without them even knowing it. This system is so deeply ingrained into our government, and so well-oiled, that we don't even notice that every government decision in the past 63 years has passed before the eyes of its highest members. An interesting factoid is that John Kerry;s father recieved a large chunk of money on the same day as "gangsters" murdered a man in a supposedly random incident. Of course, the man was actually the head of a small underground revolutionary ring, that had supposedly obtained new information about the MK-NAOMI projects, and was prepareing to spread it. Of course, nobody thought to search the man's house after the murder, since he wasn't at home when he was killed. But the assassins used the supposed hit-and-run as a cover to focus attention on that area while they broke into his house and stole back the documents. It was very simple really, but most people that notice the family connections between the recent democrat party presidential candidates and unsolved murders are silenced quickly.
BWAHAHA. This mad ranting is too much fun.

LMAO. I still say Bert was involved... he's evil!

My essay tells the truth, though with some spelling errors.
It also has a lack of compelling evidence, and mainly consists of conjecture not supported with any facts or references. If you did add annotations to offcial documents it would be significantly more persuasive.

Blah blah...it worked for my english teacher...

LMAO. I still say Bert was involved... he's evil!
No way man, Bert is the fall guy. Ernie is the brains of the operation. He has the perfect cover as the likable loser.

"He didn't even have the satisfaction of being killed for civil rights . . . . It's — it had to be some silly little Communist." — Jackie Kennedy

what the heck is that picture

http://www.doctorcosmo.com/oswald/images/oswald.jpg


I didnt know they all played in a band together? Was it the Dead Kennedys? :cool:

The REAL truth is that some higher-ups in the CIA, who are unfortunately quite invisible to us due to their rank, had a bit of a dispute on Kennedy's policy. So, obviously, they first tried drugging him for mind control. It didn't quite work though, and it made Kennedy a bit loopy. If you research Kennedy's actions during the three days leading to his death, you will see many incoherent moments, and some interesting parallels to past deaths of presidents. You see, not the President, not the Vice-President, not even the head of the CIA are truly in control. The CIA is under the control of a shadow council in the background. We don't yet know its name, and we only know of its existence due to some interesting documents which were posted anonymously to a Usenet group, which were removed seven days later. Shortly after, the poster supposedly had a heart attack. the documents were known only as "the element files". They described a small section of assassinations carried out under order, and why they were successes, and recommended addendums to CIA training manuals to indoctrinate them in the true methods of this shadow council, without them even knowing it. This system is so deeply ingrained into our government, and so well-oiled, that we don't even notice that every government decision in the past 63 years has passed before the eyes of its highest members. An interesting factoid is that John Kerry;s father recieved a large chunk of money on the same day as "gangsters" murdered a man in a supposedly random incident. Of course, the man was actually the head of a small underground revolutionary ring, that had supposedly obtained new information about the MK-NAOMI projects, and was prepareing to spread it. Of course, nobody thought to search the man's house after the murder, since he wasn't at home when he was killed. But the assassins used the supposed hit-and-run as a cover to focus attention on that area while they broke into his house and stole back the documents. It was very simple really, but most people that notice the family connections between the recent democrat party presidential candidates and unsolved murders are silenced quickly.
BWAHAHA. This mad ranting is too much fun.

What?! Of course we know who it is, the Illuminati! Damn, wake up people! :p

Probably part of the same Conspiracy that got Jade kicked off Miss Popularity. :mad: :confused:

This thread gives me an unholy temptation to create a thread entitled "Oswald did me"...

Probably part of the same Conspiracy that got Jade kicked off Miss Popularity. :mad: :confused:

I can't believe that happened :(

During my many years as a Private Dick, I've come to a few conclusions about what really happened to JFK and Abe Lincoln. They were both bumped off by people working for the powerful Federal Reserve. I'm not going to get into details (out of fear for my life), but it is my main theory.

I can't believe that happened :(
Yeah at least we bot to see some but crack when she hopped off the horse. ;)
I dont care about that programe much anymore.
Stupid Australian Hick Town. :mp5:

One of the most interesting things that I remember about the Kennedy assassination relates to my psychology class. My teacher was a Kennedy assassination nut, and he loved the topic (he dragged his family around Dallas on a tour of all the sites.) And he showed us everything that you could really imagine about it. He showed us the conspiracy theories and everything. We took a week of class to explore this, and finally, by the end of the week, he showed us how Oswald did it, and the like.

Oh yeah, in the paper that was put up previously, I might want to bring up the fact that the agents that dealt with Kennedy's body were Secret Service, not CIA.

The "magic bullet" is by no means magical. There are so many errors in bullet path and the like relating to it, I don't feel like going into the topic right now.

The odd bouncing of Kennedy's head in the Zapruder film is also explainable by a muscle spasm.

I mean, there are problems with the conspiracy theories that are so vast, it's not funny.

You know in the movie "JFK" when Kevin Costner and Walter Matthau are talking in an airplane?

Matthau was playing Huey P. Long's (1893-1935), a rather famous Democratic Senator from Louisiana, son, Russell B. Long (1918-2003). I have his autograph - Huey P. Long's, not Matthau's - given to me by his son. :)

Fun, eh?

Oswald shot Kennedy, with a magic bullet. Yes Magic is real.


Yes, magic does exist. We've known about this for some 2,000 years.

Yeah at least we bot to see some but crack when she hopped off the horse. ;)
I dont care about that programe much anymore.
Stupid Australian Hick Town. :mp5:

Yup :)

The REAL truth is that some higher-ups in the CIA, who are unfortunately quite invisible to us due to their rank, had a bit of a dispute on Kennedy's policy. So, obviously, they first tried drugging him for mind control. It didn't quite work though, and it made Kennedy a bit loopy. If you research Kennedy's actions during the three days leading to his death, you will see many incoherent moments, and some interesting parallels to past deaths of presidents. You see, not the President, not the Vice-President, not even the head of the CIA are truly in control. The CIA is under the control of a shadow council in the background. We don't yet know its name, and we only know of its existence due to some interesting documents which were posted anonymously to a Usenet group, which were removed seven days later. Shortly after, the poster supposedly had a heart attack. the documents were known only as "the element files". They described a small section of assassinations carried out under order, and why they were successes, and recommended addendums to CIA training manuals to indoctrinate them in the true methods of this shadow council, without them even knowing it. This system is so deeply ingrained into our government, and so well-oiled, that we don't even notice that every government decision in the past 63 years has passed before the eyes of its highest members. An interesting factoid is that John Kerry;s father recieved a large chunk of money on the same day as "gangsters" murdered a man in a supposedly random incident. Of course, the man was actually the head of a small underground revolutionary ring, that had supposedly obtained new information about the MK-NAOMI projects, and was prepareing to spread it. Of course, nobody thought to search the man's house after the murder, since he wasn't at home when he was killed. But the assassins used the supposed hit-and-run as a cover to focus attention on that area while they broke into his house and stole back the documents. It was very simple really, but most people that notice the family connections between the recent democrat party presidential candidates and unsolved murders are silenced quickly.
BWAHAHA. This mad ranting is too much fun.


Did you forget to take your medication again? ;) :D

You know in the movie "JFK" when Kevin Costner and Walter Matthau are talking in an airplane?

Matthau was playing Huey P. Long's (1893-1935), a rather famous Democratic Senator from Louisiana, son, Russell B. Long (1918-2003). I have his autograph - Huey P. Long's, not Matthau's - given to me by his son. :)

Fun, eh?

Yeah and I like how 'X' was in New Zealand.

You know in the movie "JFK" when Kevin Costner and Walter Matthau are talking in an airplane?

Matthau was playing Huey P. Long's (1893-1935), a rather famous Democratic Senator from Louisiana, son, Russell B. Long (1918-2003). I have his autograph - Huey P. Long's, not Matthau's - given to me by his son. :)

Fun, eh?

COOL!! Huey was a bit crazy but he rocks!

Ever read (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0156004801/102-3892710-8234522) (or see the movie (http://www.filmsite.org/allt.html) version) of Robert Penn Warren's All The King's Men?

I also love Blaze (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096943/) where Paul Newman plays Huey's brother, and sucessor, Russel Long!!

OK, you can all go back to your conspiracy theories now ...

Or try my mantra: "Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, shot and killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy."

Did you forget to take your medication again? ;) :D
I NEED NO MEDICATION!
Those Nazis from the CIA are using the pills to control my mind!

No.

I did it.

http://bertisevil.tv/

Check out the interviews section and see the one with Elmo.

I NEED NO MEDICATION!
Those Nazis from the CIA are using the pills to control my mind!

We have to take our medication!!

JFK stop taking his medication!! That is why they ... Er. Um. I mean ...

"Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy."
"Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy."
"Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy."

OK. I feel better now. You nice men in black can go away.