NationStates Jolt Archive


More from the "only in Florida" files...

The Mycon
15-03-2005, 01:36
Police say Michelle Fernandez, 35, was chased for miles Tuesday by an irate 31-year-old Tampa man who cursed at her as he held up an anti-Bush sign and tried to run her off the road.
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"I guess this was a disgruntled Democrat," Tampa Police spokesman Joe Durkin said. "Maybe he has that sign with him so he's prepared any time he comes up against a Republican."
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Winkler, listed in jail records as a contractor, could not be reached Wednesday. Durkin said Winkler told police officers he got upset with Fernandez because she "gave him the finger."

Fernandez told the Times Wednesday that "whatever gestures I made, I made them because I was trying to figure out why he was honking at me and pointing to his sign."
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"Oh, now he's following me! I'm gonna get back on Kennedy now. I don't know what to do!" she told the dispatcher, her voice rising.

At one point the man pulled his car in front of Fernandez's, got out and started running toward her, Fernandez told police.

"He just pulled over next to me, he's stopping the car, it's ridiculous, this man!" she said. "He's running after my car. Oh my goodness, he's a fanatic, he's in the middle of the street!"

"He's trying to hurt us. Look at this, what a moron," she said. "Look at him! . . . Idiot!"Two idiots assume eachother have to be insane, and it is proven true in both cases. Both break laws, and, as per policy, the one who calls the police first becomes a hero while the other is arrested. It results in everyone from a closer-to-sane state getting chuckles, and quietly wondering if there's any reason to keep such a high concentration of idiocy and evil in our nation aside from the entertainment value.

http://www.sptimes.com/2005/03/10/Hillsborough/Bumper_sticker_evokes.shtml

My favorite part-
DISPATCH: Is that him blowing his horn at you?

FERNANDEZ: No, I was blowing my horn at somebody 'cause I'm running stop lights and everything else to get away from him.
B0zzy
15-03-2005, 01:49
OMFG! You are suck a hack!

Some nutjob assaults a person over a bumpersticker and you blame the victim simply because you think she's a Republican. Nice.
I_Hate_Cows
15-03-2005, 01:51
OMFG! You are suck a hack!

Some nutjob assaults a person over a bumpersticker and you blame the victim simply because you think she's a Republican. Nice.
Let's blame B0zzy for assuming things because he lost his goat dinner to some one else
Eichen
15-03-2005, 01:56
Come closer.

*whispers*

We only think of sex, water and money here in Florida. Don't look to us for genius.
Eichen
15-03-2005, 02:01
Forgot: My Grandma drives around with bumperstickers ranging from "Boycott France" to "Bush/Cheney '05". Not to mention the O' Reilley plate frame. :rolleyes: :p

It's been all over the news here in Tampa, and it worries me.
B0zzy
15-03-2005, 02:06
"Bush/Cheney '05" :p :p :p
Eichen
15-03-2005, 02:08
"Bush/Cheney '05" :p :p :p
Awww sheeeit.. You know what I meant. :D
B0zzy
15-03-2005, 02:29
Oh, combined with the O'Reilly frame and' Boycott France' I thought you were doing a not-so-subtle editorial of what you think of your grandmother's opinions. Are you sure it wasn't Freudian? It REALLY cracked me up, even if I do like Bush.
The Mycon
15-03-2005, 02:38
OMFG! You are suck a hack!

Some nutjob assaults a person over a bumpersticker and you blame the victim simply because you think she's a Republican. Nice.
ERm... the article states very clearly that she's been a registered Democrat for more than a decade. The important part is that she's also an idiot.
B0zzy
15-03-2005, 02:56
ERm... the article states very clearly that she's been a registered Democrat for more than a decade. The important part is that she's also an idiot.
I fail to see what part of trying to avoid an assault makes her an idiot - care to elaborate?

btw- I'm glad to know you saw the part about her being a registered democrat. Maybe you're not a hack afterall.