NationStates Jolt Archive


Quotes of Stupidity

Zotona
15-03-2005, 00:15
Have you or somebody you know said something stupid that made you laugh recently? I have! Just today:

(In siggy, but oh, well) "It makes sense because it makes muh-sense!"

"This is stupid, stupid, stupid STUPID stupidity!"
Eastern Coast America
15-03-2005, 00:16
"BE + BC = BD" (geometry)

"Hey, so we can cross out all the Bs!"
McLeod03
15-03-2005, 00:19
Me to a friend after I got round her house for a night of drinking - "Yes, I rode here on my invisible bike. It's tied to that invisible pole outside"

Her response whilst looking out the window at the street outside- "Where?"
Keruvalia
15-03-2005, 00:21
True story:

Many moons ago, a girlfriend called me up and asked if I'd take a look at her computer. It was virused. I decided I'd have more room to work if I brought her computer into her kitchen. I started to put the computer down on the counter when her mother said,

"Wait! Let me wipe the counter with Lysol. I don't want the virus to spread to the toaster."
Custodes Rana
15-03-2005, 00:26
True story:

Many moons ago, a girlfriend called me up and asked if I'd take a look at her computer. It was virused. I decided I'd have more room to work if I brought her computer into her kitchen. I started to put the computer down on the counter when her mother said,

"Wait! Let me wipe the counter with Lysol. I don't want the virus to spread to the toaster."


You have got to be kidding me...............
Keruvalia
15-03-2005, 00:27
You have got to be kidding me...............

Nope ... 'tis true. I was so dumb-founded, I let her wipe down the counter.
Bolol
15-03-2005, 00:29
"Many of our imports come from other countries."

-Dubya
Custodes Rana
15-03-2005, 00:31
Nope ... 'tis true. I was so dumb-founded, I let her wipe down the counter.


Yeah, I'd be in shock after that as well.....
Heiligkeit
15-03-2005, 00:31
"There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq!!!"

Just makes me crack up.
Naturality
15-03-2005, 00:32
"Many of our imports come from other countries."

-Dubya


Lol
Zouloukistan
15-03-2005, 01:28
''AHHHHHH!!!! IT IS ALIVE!!!!'''

It doesn't make sense out of contest, but it'll be too long to explain...
Neo-Anarchists
15-03-2005, 01:34
One of my trademark stupid phrases was:
"Yesterday I rode in a Canadian square."
Nobody knew what I was talking about, in a very literal sense. Even I couldn't remember why I said it.
Bergist
15-03-2005, 01:37
*this being said quite loudly in the middle of a quiet biology class*

to another student: "It's a hexagram...hex...hex...like sex"
Audioslavia
15-03-2005, 01:41
said by my flatmate:

"she's like the female equivalent of a man-whore"
I V Stalin
15-03-2005, 01:43
Hmmm...we (me and my friends) have a saying for stupid comments - Dolphisms. The guy who says most of them is nicknamed for Dolph, for reasons that won't be explained. One of the gems is, to find out whether vegetarianism is healthy or not: 'Get two twins, put one on a vegetarian diet, one on a vegan diet, and one on a normal diet'.
I_Hate_Cows
15-03-2005, 01:43
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

"Soldiers gave their lives to secure our way of life. That is more than anyone else around here." - Gen Curtis E LeMay, some forum dumbass

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." - Hillary Clinton

"Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub." - Dan Quayle

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago." - Dan Quayle

"I was known as the chief grave robber of my state." - Dan Quayle

"I was asked to visit Chicago because it is one of our 52 states." - Raquel Welch

"I feel my best when I'm happy." - Winona Rider

"Smoking kills. If you die, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Sheilds


"I cry when I see those starving kids in Africa. I mean, I wish I were that skinny, just without all the bugs and diseases." - Mariah Carey
Bergist
15-03-2005, 01:46
Me and some of my friend's have Yorkisms...a teacher of ours...here's one of them:

It's very important to pay attention because you could go be having a job someday.
Vittos Ordination
15-03-2005, 01:53
My great aunt was thinking of purchasing a generator. She was discussing this plan with my grandmother and told her that she was planning on running the generator in her garage. My grandmother told her that she couldn't do that, that it ran on gas and emitted fumes. My aunt replied "Really? I thought you just plugged it in."
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 01:58
my flatmate, nice guy, not a racist, said while we were watching the news and something came up about Iraq...

What do they believe in that for (Islam)?It's crap. I just don't get it... what is it getting them? Stupid....


i laughed so hard :p :D
Atheistic Might
15-03-2005, 02:03
He's a monkey jumper!

Apparently, a monkey jumper is someone who performs best when offered a reward. Sadly, it looses something in the translation from Canadian to English. At least, that's what I heard...
Dragon Cows
15-03-2005, 02:04
Said by a good friend of mine:
Strawberries make the world go red