NationStates Jolt Archive


The Monkeysphere

Ciryar
15-03-2005, 00:08
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/monkeysphere.html
Yes, the Monkeysphere. That's the group of people who each of us, using our monkeyish brains, are able to conceptualize as people. If the monkey scientists are monkey right, it's physically impossible for this to be a number larger than 150.
think of it this way: Which would upset you more, your brother dying, or a dozen kids across town getting killed because their bus collided with a truck hauling killer bees?

Which would be bigger news to your neighbors, those dozen mutilated bus children across town or 15,000 dead in an earthquake in Iran?

They're all humans and they are all equally dead. But the closer to our Monkeysphere they are, the more it means to us.
Read the whole page if you have time. It explains, humorously but seriously, what is wrong with the world and why.
Potaria
15-03-2005, 00:08
I don't need a group of fuckwits to tell me what's wrong with the world.
Ciryar
15-03-2005, 00:10
It is meant to be funny. You should try reading it before passing judgement though.
Zotaland
15-03-2005, 00:13
The monkeysphere? Is that like the Bozone layer?
Kleptonis
15-03-2005, 00:15
I don't need a group of fuckwits to tell me what's wrong with the world.
Oh, the irony. :D
Enlightened Humanity
15-03-2005, 00:36
monkeysphere rings true
Skaje
15-03-2005, 00:57
As a longtime PWOT reader, I can say that they put out just as much intelligent and relevant humor as penis jokes. See also the Ultimate War Simulation (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html), and The Coming Civil War (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/civilwar.html).
Ciryar
15-03-2005, 16:53
As a longtime PWOT reader, I can say that they put out just as much intelligent and relevant humor as penis jokes. See also the Ultimate War Simulation (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html), and The Coming Civil War (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/civilwar.html).
Those were hilarious. It is all a matter of sorting out the truth from the lies, just like reading the New York Times.