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so the other day the icecream van was driving in my street. since it's only march, this surprised me. a kid walked over to him to buy an icecream, a magnum. now i wonder, why did he buy the icecream? i have 5 solutions as presented below:

1. he wanted an icecream
2. he had money to spare
3. he was hungry
4. he was bored
5. "other"

in this model i will tell you about each and every solution

1 this kid wanted an icecream. he was very materialistic and wanted to support the belgian economy. i dont know what he did to the icecream maybe he fed it to a cat. another thing that pains me is that he got a magnum he couldve gotten a cheaper ice cream
so he wouldve had a magnum before
he was not a magnum virgin
most amish are magnum virgins
are you a magnum virgin?
have you ever been to mars
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO MARS???
i sure have, but thats totally unrelated

now
back to the magnum

what sick mind would name an icecream after a lethal weapon?
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO MARS???

haha got ya ;)

now, discuss

lol, reported you post assface
Actually, you were the one reported, Wingen.

Wingen, stop with the spam threads and flaming immediately or face sanctions worse than this unofficial warning. If you wish to spam, feel free to use the Jolt SPAM forum (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=29). If you want to post in NationStates, you'll follow our rules or be removed. Clear?

On second glance, you're forumbanned. That animated gif took a moment to load, but it fails the "offensive" test. Take 3 days and think it over.

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