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Bush is dumb. Some dumb quotes!!!!

Rnb haters
14-03-2005, 17:15
Does anyone else find it depressing that a man as dumb as this is in charge of a country? Quotes
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. - John Stuart Mill


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"A RESULTS-ORIENTED ADMINISTRATION… WILL MAKE AMERICA WHAT WE WANT IT TO BE-A LITERATE COUNTRY AND A HOPEFULLER COUNTRY."-WASHINGTON, D.C., JAN. 11, 2001

"I WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE QUESTIONER. I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO ASK THE QUESTIONERS THE QUESTION THEY'VE BEEN QUESTIONING. AUSTIN, TEXAS, JAN. 8, 2001

"I DO REMAIN CONFIDENT IN LINDA. SHE'LL MAKE A FINE LABOR SECRETARY. FROM WHAT I'VE READ IN THE PRESS ACCOUNTS, SHE'S PERFECTLY QUALIFIED."-AUSTIN, TEXAS, JAN. 8, 2001

"SHE IS A MEMBER OF A LABOR UNION AT ONE POINT."
ANNOUNCING HIS NOMINATION OF LINDA CHAVEZ AS SECRETARY OF LABOR. AUSTIN, TEXAS, JAN. 2, 2001


"NATURAL GAS IS HEMISPHERIC. I LIKE TO CALL IT HEMISPHERIC IN NATURE BECAUSE IT IS A PRODUCT THAT WE CAN FIND IN OUR NEIGHBORHOODS."
AUSTIN, TEXAS, DEC. 20, 2000


"I AM MINDFUL OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH AND THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH. I ASSURED ALL FOUR OF THESE LEADERS THAT I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, AND THAT DIFFERENCE IS THEY PASS THE LAWS AND I EXECUTE THEM." WASHINGTON, D.C., DEC. 18, 2000


"THE GREAT THING ABOUT AMERICA IS EVERYBODY SHOULD VOTE."
AUSTIN, TEXAS, DEC. 8, 2000


"I KNEW IT MIGHT PUT HIM IN AN AWKWARD POSITION THAT WE HAD A DISCUSSION BEFORE FINALITY HAS FINALLY HAPPENED IN THIS PRESIDENTIAL RACE."
DESCRIBING A PHONE CALL TO SEN. JOHN BREAUX. CRAWFORD, TEXAS, DEC. 2, 2000


"THE LEGISLATURE'S JOB IS TO WRITE LAW. IT'S THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH'S JOB TO INTERPRET LAW."
AUSTIN, TEXAS, NOV. 22, 2000


"THEY MISUNDERESTIMATED ME."
BENTONVILLE, ARK., NOV. 6, 2000


"THEY WANT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTROLLING SOCIAL SECURITY LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF FEDERAL PROGRAM."
ST. CHARLES, MO., NOV. 2, 2000


"STATES SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO ENACT REASONABLE LAWS AND RESTRICTIONS PARTICULARLY TO END THE INHUMANE PRACTICE OF ENDING A LIFE THAT OTHERWISE COULD LIVE."
-CLEVELAND, JUNE 29, 2000

"UNFAIRLY BUT TRUTHFULLY, OUR PARTY HAS BEEN TAGGED AS BEING AGAINST THINGS... ANTI-IMMIGRANT, FOR EXAMPLE. AND WE'RE NOT A PARTY OF ANTI-IMMIGRANTS. QUITE THE OPPOSITE. WE'RE A PARTY THAT WELCOMES PEOPLE."
-CAMPAIGNING IN CLEVELAND, JULY 1, 2000

" I DO NOT BELIEVE WE'VE PUT A GUILTY... I MEAN INNOCENT PERSON TO DEATH IN THE STATE OF TEXAS."
-ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, NPR, JUNE 16, 2000

"I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT THE IDEAL WORLD, CHRIS. I'VE READ- I UNDERSTAND REALITY. IF YOU'RE ASKING ME AS THE PRESIDENT, WOULD I UNDERSTAND REALITY, I DO."
-ON ABORTION, HARDBALL, MSNBC; MAY 31, 2000

"THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH PEOPLE IN THE SYSTEM TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE LIKE ME."
-ON THE COMING SOCIAL SECURITY CRISIS; WILTON, CONN.; JUNE 9, 2000

BUSH: "FIRST OF ALL, CINCO DE MAYO IS NOT THE INDEPENDENCE DAY. THAT'S DIECISEIS DE SEPTIEMBRE, AND ..." MATTHEWS: "WHAT'S THAT IN ENGLISH?" BUSH: "FIFTEENTH OF SEPTEMBER." (DIECISEIS DE SEPTIEMBRE = SEPT. 16)
-HARDBALL, MSNBC, MAY 31, 2000

"ACTUALLY, I...THIS MAY SOUND A LITTLE WEST TEXAN TO YOU, BUT I LIKE IT. WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT...WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, AND WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, ALL OF US ARE TALKING ABOUT ME."
--HARDBALL, MSNBC, MAY 31, 2000



"HE HAS CERTAINLY EARNED A REPUTATION AS A FANTASTIC MAYOR, BECAUSE THE RESULTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES. I MEAN, NEW YORK'S A SAFER PLACE FOR HIM TO BE."
-ON RUDY GIULIANI, THE EDGE WITH PAULA ZAHN, MAY 18, 2000

"THE FACT THAT HE RELIES ON FACTS...SAYS THINGS THAT ARE NOT FACTUAL...ARE GOING TO UNDERMINE HIS CAMPAIGN."
-NEW YORK TIMES, MARCH 4, 2000

"I THINK WE AGREE, THE PAST IS OVER."
-ON HIS MEETING WITH JOHN MCCAIN, DALLAS MORNING NEWS, MAY 10, 2000

"IT'S CLEARLY A BUDGET. IT'S GOT A LOT OF NUMBERS IN IT."
-REUTERS, MAY 5, 2000

GOV. BUSH: " I TALKED TO MY LITTLE BROTHER, JEB...I HAVEN'T TOLD THIS TO MANY PEOPLE. BUT HE'S THE GOVERNOR OF...I SHOULDN'T CALL HIM MY LITTLE BROTHER...MY BROTHER, JEB, THE GREAT GOVERNOR OF TEXAS." JIM LEHRER: "FLORIDA." GOV. BUSH: "FLORIDA. THE STATE OF THE FLORIDA."
-THE NEWSHOUR WITH JIM LEHRER, APRIL 27, 2000

"I WAS RAISED IN THE WEST. THE WEST OF TEXAS. IT'S PRETTY CLOSE TO CALIFORNIA. IN MORE WAYS THAN WASHINGTON, D.C., IS CLOSE TO CALIFORNIA."
-IN LOS ANGELES AS QUOTED BY THE LOS ANGELES TIMES, APRIL 8, 2000

"OTHER REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES MAY RETORT TO PERSONAL ATTACKS AND NEGATIVE ADS."
-FUND-RAISING LETTER FROM GEORGE W. BUSH, QUOTED IN THE WASHINGTON POST, MARCH 24, 2000

"PEOPLE MAKE SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT TO SAY ALL THE TIME. I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE; I DON'T READ WHAT'S HANDED TO ME. PEOPLE SAY, 'HERE, HERE'S YOUR SPEECH, OR HERE'S AN IDEA FOR A SPEECH.' THEY'RE CHANGED. TRUST ME."
-INTERVIEW WITH THE NEW YORK TIMES, MARCH 15, 2000

"IT'S EVOLUTIONARY, GOING FROM GOVERNOR TO PRESIDENT, AND THIS IS A SIGNIFICANT STEP, TO BE ABLE TO VOTE FOR YOURSELF ON THE BALLOT, AND I'LL BE ABLE TO DO SO NEXT FALL, I HOPE."
-INTERVIEW WITH THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, MARCH 8, 2000

"IT IS NOT REAGANESQUE TO SUPPORT A TAX PLAN THAT IS CLINTON IN NATURE."
-LOS ANGELES, FEB. 23, 2000

"I UNDERSTAND SMALL BUSINESS GROWTH. I WAS ONE."
-NEW YORK DAILY NEWS, FEB. 19, 2000

"THE SENATOR HAS GOT TO UNDERSTAND IF HE'S GOING TO HAVE...HE CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS. HE CAN'T TAKE THE HIGH HORSE AND THEN CLAIM THE LOW ROAD."
-TO REPORTERS IN FLORENCE, S.C., FEB. 17, 2000

"IF YOU'RE SICK AND TIRED OF THE POLITICS OF CYNICISM AND POLLS AND PRINCIPLES, COME AND JOIN THIS CAMPAIGN."
-HILTON HEAD, S.C., FEB. 16, 2000

"HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU DON'T MEASURE IF YOU HAVE A SYSTEM THAT SIMPLY SUCKLES KIDS THROUGH?"
-EXPLAINING THE NEED FOR EDUCATIONAL ACCOUNTABILITY IN BEAUFORT, S.C., FEB. 16, 2000

"WE OUGHT TO MAKE THE PIE HIGHER."
-SOUTH CAROLINA REPUBLICAN DEBATE, FEB. 15, 2000

"I'VE CHANGED MY STYLE SOMEWHAT, AS YOU KNOW. I'M LESS...I PONTIFICATE LESS, ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE HARD TO TELL IT FROM THIS SHOW. AND I'M MORE INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE."
-SOUTH CAROLINA REPUBLICAN DEBATE, FEB. 15, 2000

"I THINK WE NEED NOT ONLY TO ELIMINATE THE TOLLBOOTH TO THE MIDDLE CLASS, I THINK WE SHOULD KNOCK DOWN THE TOLLBOOTH."
-NASHUA, N.H., AS QUOTED IN THE NEW YORK TIMES, FEB. 1, 2000

"THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB IS NOT TO BE GOVERNOR, OR FIRST LADY IN MY CASE."
-PELLA, IOWA, AS QUOTED BY THE SAN ANTONIO EXPRESS-NEWS, JAN. 30, 2000

"WILL THE HIGHWAYS ON THE INTERNET BECOME MORE FEW?"
-CONCORD, N.H., JAN. 29, 2000

"THIS IS PRESERVATION MONTH. I APPRECIATE PRESERVATION. IT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU RUN FOR PRESIDENT. YOU GOTTA PRESERVE."
-SPEAKING DURING "PERSEVERENCE MONTH" AT FAIRGROUNDS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN NASHUA, N.H. AS QUOTED IN THE LOS ANGELES TIMES, JAN. 28, 2000

"I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOU TO PUT FOOD ON YOUR FAMILY."
-GREATER NASHUA, N.H., CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, JAN. 27, 2000

"WHAT I AM AGAINST IS QUOTAS. I AM AGAINST HARD QUOTAS, QUOTAS THEY BASICALLY DELINEATE BASED UPON WHATEVER. HOWEVER THEY DELINEATE, QUOTAS, I THINK VULCANIZE SOCIETY. SO I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT FITS INTO WHAT EVERYBODY
ELSE IS SAYING, THEIR RELATIVE POSITIONS, BUT THAT'S MY POSITION."
-THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE, JAN. 21, 2000

"WHEN I WAS COMING UP, IT WAS A DANGEROUS WORLD, AND YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHO THEY WERE. IT WAS US VS. THEM, AND IT WAS CLEAR WHO THEM WAS. TODAY, WE ARE NOT SO SURE WHO THE THEY ARE, BUT WE KNOW THEY'RE THERE."
-IOWA WESTERN COMMUNITY COLLEGE, JAN 21, 2000



"THE ADMINISTRATION I'LL BRING IS A GROUP OF MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE FOCUSED ON WHAT'S BEST FOR AMERICA, HONEST MEN AND WOMEN, DECENT MEN AND WOMEN, WOMEN WHO WILL SEE SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY AS A GREAT PRIVILEGE AND WHO WILL
NOT STAIN THE HOUSE."
-DES MOINES REGISTER DEBATE, IOWA, JAN. 15, 2000

"THIS IS STILL A DANGEROUS WORLD. IT'S A WORLD OF MADMEN AND UNCERTAINTY AND POTENTIAL MENTAL LOSSES."
-AT A SOUTH CAROLINA OYSTER ROAST, AS QUOTED IN THE FINANCIAL TIMES, JAN. 14, 2000

"WE MUST ALL HEAR THE UNIVERSAL CALL TO LIKE YOUR NEIGHBOR JUST LIKE YOU LIKE TO BE LIKED YOURSELF."

"RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED: IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?"
-FLORENCE, S.C., JAN. 11, 2000

"GOV. BUSH WILL NOT STAND FOR THE SUBSIDATION OF FAILURE."
-FLORENCE, S.C., JAN. 11, 2000

"THE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS, HOW MANY HANDS HAVE I SHAKED?"
IN THE NEW YORK TIMES, OCT. 23, 1999

"I DON'T REMEMBER DEBATES. I DON'T THINK WE SPENT A LOT OF TIME DEBATING IT.. MAYBE WE DID, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER."
-ON DISCUSSIONS OF THE VIETNAM WAR WHEN HE WAS AN UNDERGRADUATE AT YALE, WASHINGTON POST, JULY 27, 1999

"IT WAS JUST INEBRIATING WHAT MIDLAND WAS ALL ABOUT THEN."
-FROM A 1994 INTERVIEW, AS QUOTED IN FIRST SON BY BILL MINUTAGLIO

"I THINK ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T THINK I'M SMART ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE JOB IS UNDERESTIMATING."
-U.S. NEWS & WORLD REPORT, APRIL 3, 2000


"ANYWAY, I'M SO THANKFUL, AND SO GRACIOUS - I'M GRACIOUS THAT MY BROTHER JEB IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE HEMISPHERE AS WELL." JUNE 4, 2001

"SO ON BEHALF OF A WELL-OILED UNIT OF PEOPLE WHO CAME TOGETHER TO SERVE SOMETHING GREATER THAN THEMSELVES, CONGRATULATIONS." IN REMARKS TO THE UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM, THE 2001 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, MAY 31, 2001

"FOR EVERY FATAL SHOOTING, THERE WERE ROUGHLY THREE NON-FATAL SHOOTINGS. AND, FOLKS, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE IN AMERICA. IT'S JUST UNACCEPTABLE. AND WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT." -MAY 14

"THERE'S NO QUESTION THAT THE MINUTE I GOT ELECTED, THE STORM CLOUDS ON THE HORIZON WERE GETTING NEARLY DIRECTLY OVERHEAD." - MAY 11, 2001

"BUT I ALSO MADE IT CLEAR TO (VLADIMIR PUTIN) THAT IT'S IMPORTANT TO THINK BEYOND THE OLD DAYS OF WHEN WE HAD THE CONCEPT THAT IF WE BLEW EACH OTHER UP, THE WORLD WOULD BE SAFE." - MAY 1, 2001

"FIRST, WE WOULD NOT ACCEPT A TREATY THAT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN RATIFIED, NOR A TREATY THAT I THOUGHT MADE SENSE FOR THE COUNTRY." - ON THE KYOTO ACCORD, APRIL 24, 2001

"IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR FOLKS TO UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN THERE'S MORE TRADE, THERE'S MORE COMMERCE." -AT THE SUMMIT OF THE AMERICAS IN QUEBEC CITY, APRIL 21, 2001

"NEITHER IN FRENCH NOR IN ENGLISH NOR IN MEXICAN." - DECLINING TO TAKE REPORTERS' QUESTIONS DURING A PHOTO OP WITH CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER JEAN CHRETIEN, APRIL 21, 2001

"THIS ADMINISTRATION IS DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN TO END THE STALEMATE IN AN EFFICIENT WAY. WE'RE MAKING THE RIGHT DECISIONS TO BRING THE SOLUTION TO AN END." -APRIL 10, 2001

"IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF WE OPENED UP ANWR (ARCTIC NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE). I THINK IT'S A MISTAKE NOT TO. AND I WOULD URGE YOU ALL TO TRAVEL UP THERE AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT, AND YOU CAN MAKE THE DETERMINATION AS TO HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT COUNTRY IS." - AT A WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE, MARCH 29, 2001

"I'VE COINED NEW WORDS, LIKE, MISUNDERSTANDING AND HISPANICALLY." -SPEAKING AT THE RADIO & TELEVISION CORRESPONDENTS DINNER, MARCH 29, 2001

"A LOT OF TIMES IN THE RHETORIC, PEOPLE FORGET THE FACTS. AND THE FACTS ARE THAT THOUSANDS OF SMALL BUSINESSES - HISPANICALLY OWNED OR OTHERWISE - PAY TAXES AT THE HIGHEST MARGINAL RATE." -SPEAKING TO THE HISPANIC CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, MARCH 19, 2001

"I DO THINK WE NEED FOR A TROOP TO BE ABLE TO HOUSE HIS FAMILY. THAT'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF BUILDING MORALE IN THE MILITARY." -SPEAKING AT TYNDALL AIR FORCE BASE IN FLORIDA, MARCH 12, 2001

"I SUSPECT THAT HAD MY DAD NOT BEEN PRESIDENT, HE'D BE ASKING THE SAME QUESTIONS: HOW'D YOUR MEETING GO WITH SO-AND-SO? … HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU STOOD UP IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE FOR THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS-STATE OF THE BUDGET ADDRESS, WHATEVER YOU CALL IT." -IN AN INTERVIEW WITH THE WASHINGTON POST, MARCH 9, 2001

"ANN AND I WILL CARRY OUT THIS EQUIVOCAL MESSAGE TO THE WORLD: MARKETS MUST BE OPEN." AT THE SWEARING-IN CEREMONY FOR SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE ANN VENEMAN, MARCH 2, 2001

PLAN PLAYS DOWN AN UNPRECEDENTED AMOUNT OF OUR NATIONAL DEBT." -IN HIS BUDGET ADDRESS TO CONGRESS, FEB. 27, 2001

"I HAVE SAID THAT THE SANCTION REGIME IS LIKE SWISS CHEESE - THAT MEANT THAT THEY WEREN'T VERY EFFECTIVE." -DURING A WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE, FEB. 22, 2001

"YOU TEACH A CHILD TO READ, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST.'' -FEB. 21, 2001

"IT'S GOOD TO SEE SO MANY FRIENDS HERE IN THE ROSE GARDEN. THIS IS OUR FIRST EVENT IN THIS BEAUTIFUL SPOT, AND IT'S APPROPRIATE WE TALK ABOUT POLICY THAT WILL AFFECT PEOPLE'S LIVES IN A POSITIVE WAY IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL PART OF OUR NATIONAL - REALLY, OUR NATIONAL PARK SYSTEM, MY GUESS IS YOU WOULD WANT TO CALL IT."-FEB. 8, 2001

"WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT AIDS INSIDE OUR WHITE HOUSE - MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT." -FEB. 7, 2001

"THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LEGACIES. AT LEAST, THERE IS A LEGACY, BUT I'LL NEVER SEE IT." -SPEAKING TO CATHOLIC LEADERS AT THE WHITE HOUSE, JAN. 31, 2001

"I APPRECIATE THAT QUESTION BECAUSE I, IN THE STATE OF TEXAS, HAD HEARD A LOT OF DISCUSSION ABOUT A FAITH-BASED INITIATIVE ERODING THE IMPORTANT BRIDGE BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE.", SPEAKING TO REPORTERS, WASHINGTON, D.C., JAN. 29, 2001

"I AM MINDFUL NOT ONLY OF PRESERVING EXECUTIVE POWERS FOR MYSELF, BUT FOR PREDECESSORS AS WELL." -WASHINGTON, D.C., JAN. 29, 2001

"REDEFINING THE ROLE OF THE UNITED STATES FROM ENABLERS TO KEEP THE PEACE TO ENABLERS TO KEEP THE PEACE FROM PEACEKEEPERS IS GOING TO BE AN ASSIGNMENT." -JAN. 2001

"I'M HOPEFUL. I KNOW THERE IS A LOT OF AMBITION IN WASHINGTON, OBVIOUSLY. BUT I HOPE THE AMBITIOUS REALIZE THAT THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO SUCCEED WITH SUCCESS AS OPPOSED TO FAILURE." -JAN. 2001

"THE CALIFORNIA CRUNCH REALLY IS THE RESULT OF NOT ENOUGH POWER-GENERATING PLANTS AND THEN NOT ENOUGH POWER TO POWER THE POWER OF GENERATING PLANTS." -JAN. 2001

"SHE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE ANTHONY GETS A GOOD MEAL - ANTONIO." -GEORGE W. BUSH, ON LAURA BUSH INVITING JUSTICE ANTONIN SCALIA TO DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE, JAN. 2001

WE MUST ALL HEAR THE UNIVERSAL CALL TO LIKE YOUR NEIGHBOR JUST LIKE YOU LIKE TO BE LIKED YOURSELF.

I HAVE A DIFFERENT VISION OF LEADERSHIP. A LEADERSHIP IS SOMEONE WHO BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER.

I MEAN, THERE NEEDS TO BE A WHOLESALE EFFORT AGAINST RACIAL PROFILING, WHICH IS ILLITERATE CHILDREN.

LEADERSHIP TO ME MEANS DUTY, HONOR, COUNTRY. IT MEANS CHARACTER, AND IT MEANS LISTENING FROM TIME TO TIME.

IN MY SENTENCES I GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.

ONE OF THE COMMON DENOMINATORS I HAVE FOUND IS THAT EXPECTATIONS RISE ABOVE THAT WHICH IS EXPECTED.

THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB IS NOT TO BE GOVERNOR, OR FIRST LADY IN MY CASE.

THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH PEOPLE IN THE SYSTEM TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE LIKE ME.

WE ARE READY FOR ANY UNFORESEEN EVENT WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN.

THEY WANT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTROLLING SOCIAL SECURITY LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF FEDERAL PROGRAM.

I APPRECIATE THAT QUESTION BECAUSE I, IN THE STATE OF TEXAS, HAD HEARD A LOT OF DISCUSSION ABOUT A FAITH-BASED INITIATIVE ERODING THE IMPORTANT BRIDGE BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE.

FOR EVERY FATAL SHOOTING, THERE WERE ROUGHLY THREE NON-FATAL SHOOTINGS. AND, FOLKS, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE IN AMERICA. IT'S JUST UNACCEPTABLE. AND WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

THIS ADMINISTRATION IS DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN TO END THE STALEMATE IN AN EFFICIENT WAY. WE'RE MAKING THE RIGHT DECISIONS TO BRING THE SOLUTION TO AN END.

ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT BOOKS IS SOMETIMES THERE ARE SOME FANTASTIC PICTURES.

I MENTIONED EARLY ON THAT I RECOGNIZE THERE ARE HURDLES, AND WE'RE GOING TO ACHIEVE THOSE HURDLES. [1/22/2003]

PEOPLE THAT ARE REALLY VERY WEIRD CAN GET INTO SENSITIVE POSITIONS AND HAVE A TREMENDOUS IMPACT ON HISTORY.

THE ADMINISTRATION I'LL BRING IS A GROUP OF MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE FOCUSED ON WHAT'S BEST FOR AMERICA, HONEST MEN AND WOMEN, DECENT MEN AND WOMEN, WOMEN WHO WILL SEE SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY AS A GREAT PRIVILEGE AND WHO WILL NOT STAIN THE HOUSE.

IT'S CLEARLY A BUDGET. IT'S GOT A LOT OF NUMBERS IN IT.

I UNDERSTAND SMALL BUSINESS GROWTH. I WAS ONE.

HE CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS. HE CAN'T TAKE THE HIGH HORSE AND THEN CLAIM THE LOW ROAD.

RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED: IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

WILL THE HIGHWAYS ON THE INTERNET BECOME MORE FEW?

WE CANNOT LET TERRORISTS HOLD THIS NATION HOSTILE OR HOLD OUR ALLIES HOSTILE.

THERE'S AN OLD SAYING IN TENNESSEE -- I KNOW IT'S IN TEXAS, PROBABLY IN TENNESSEE...THAT SAYS, FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON...SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME...YOU CAN'T GET FOOLED AGAIN. [9/17/2002]

AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS, I HAVE SET HIGH STANDARDS FOR OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS, AND I HAVE MET THOSE STANDARDS.

OUR NATION MUST COME TOGETHER TO UNITE.

"A LOW VOTER TURNOUT IS AN INDICATION OF FEWER PEOPLE GOING TO THE POLLS."

"I HAVE MADE GOOD JUDGMENTS IN THE PAST. I HAVE MADE GOOD JUDGMENTS IN THE FUTURE."

"IT ISN'T POLLUTION THAT'S HARMING THE ENVIRONMENT. IT'S THE IMPURITIES IN OUR AIR AND WATER THAT ARE DOING IT."

"IF WE DON'T SUCCEED, WE RUN THE RISK OF FAILURE."
"MY BROTHER JEB HAS ASSURED ME THE STATE OF FLORIDA."

"IF YOU'RE SICK AND TIRED OF THE POLITICS OF CYNICISM AND POLLS AND PRINCIPLES, COME AND JOIN THIS CAMPAIGN."


"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST EDUCATED AMERICAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD."


"FOR NASA, SPACE IS STILL A HIGH PRIORITY."


"I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOU TO PUT FOOD ON YOUR FAMILY."


"WHEN I WAS COMING UP, IT WAS A DANGEROUS WORLD, AND YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHO THEY WERE. IT WAS US VS. THEM, AND IT WAS CLEAR WHO THEM WAS. TODAY, WE ARE NOT SO SURE WHO THE THEY ARE, BUT WE KNOW THEY'RE THERE."


AN OPENLY KNOWN HOMOSEXUAL IS SOMEBODY WHO PROBABLY WOULDN'T SHARE MY PHILOSOPHY."


"GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE; GUNS ARE DESIGNED AND MANUFACTURED FOR THE PURPOSE OF ENABLING PEOPLE TO USE THE GUNS TO KILL PEOPLE."


"I THINK WHAT'S GETTING LOST IN THIS WHOLE DEBATE IS THIS: TAKING DRUGS IS WRONG." W'S ANSWER TO WHAT THE PRESIDENT SHOULD DO ABOUT HIGH PRESCRIPTION DRUG PRICES IN THE USA

"I THINK IT'S FINE, AS LONG AS IT'S CHRISTIAN PRAYERS. ANYTHING ELSE IS UN-AMERICAN."


-GEORGE W. BUSH [HIS THOUGHTS ON PRAYING AT SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAMES]
"WE CAN'T LET THIS CHILD COME UNDER THE SWAY OF AN ISOLATIONIST, TYRANNICAL STATE LED BY A SELF-OBSESSED SOCIOPATH. BY ALL MEANS, SEND HIM BACK TO CUBA."

"THEY MISUNDERESTIMATED ME."


"WE'RE ENJOYING SLUGGISH TIMES, AND NOT ENJOYING THEM VERY MUCH."

"I'VE GOT A RECORD, A RECORD THAT IS CONSERVATIVE AND A RECORD THAT IS COMPASSIONATED."


"THEY WANT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTROLLING SOCIAL SECURITY LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF FEDERAL PROGRAM."

"MR. VICE PRESIDENT, IN ALL DUE RESPECT, IT IS-I'M NOT SURE 80 PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE GET THE DEATH TAX. I KNOW THIS: 100 PERCENT WILL GET IT IF I'M THE PRESIDENT."


"I HAVE OPINIONS OF MY OWN -- STRONG OPINIONS --BUT I DON'T ALWAYS AGREE WITH THEM.

"OUR PRIORITIES IS OUR FAITH."


"KEEP GOOD RELATIONS WITH THE GRECIANS."

HE [BUSH] RECALLED THE LAST TIME HE WAS IN FLORIDA, ON THE MORNING OF SEPT. 11, AND WHAT WENT THROUGH HIS MIND WHEN THE FIRST PLANE HIT NEW YORK'S WORLD TRADE CENTER: "I USED TO FLY MYSELF, AND I SAID, 'WELL, THERE'S ONE TERRIBLE PILOT.'"
--ASSOCIATED PRESS, DEC. 4, 2001


"I DON'T THINK THAT WITCHCRAFT IS A RELIGION. I WISH THE MILITARY WOULD RETHINK THIS DECISION." - TO ABC NEWS, JUNE 1999, REGARDING FT. HOOD'S DECISION TO ALLOW WICCAN RITUALS

"I AM MINDFUL NOT ONLY OF PRESERVING EXECUTIVE POWERS FOR MYSELF, BUT FOR PREDECESSORS AS WELL." - JAN. 29, 2001

"MY PRO-LIFE POSITION IS I BELIEVE THERE'S LIFE. IT'S NOT NECESSARILY BASED IN RELIGION. I THINK THERE'S A LIFE THERE, THEREFORE THE NOTION OF LIFE, LIBERTY AND PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS." - JAN. 23, 2001

"REDEFINING THE ROLE OF THE UNITED STATES FROM ENABLERS TO KEEP THE PEACE TO ENABLERS TO KEEP THE PEACE FROM PEACEKEEPERS IS GOING TO BE AN ASSIGNMENT." - JAN. 14, 2001



"THE CALIFORNIA CRUNCH REALLY IS THE RESULT OF NOT ENOUGH POWER-GENERATING PLANTS AND THEN NOT ENOUGH POWER TO POWER THE POWER OF GENERATING PLANTS." - JAN. 14, 2001

"I HOPE THE AMBITIOUS REALIZE THAT THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO SUCCEED WITH SUCCESS AS OPPOSED TO FAILURE." - JAN. 18, 2001

"SHE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE ANTHONY GETS A GOOD MEAL-ANTONIO."-ON LAURA BUSH INVITING JUSTICE ANTONIN SCALIA TO DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE. - JAN. 14, 2001

"I AM MINDFUL OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH AND THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH. I ASSURED ALL FOUR OF THESE LEADERS THAT I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, AND THAT DIFFERENCE IS THEY PASS THE LAWS AND I EXECUTE THEM." - DEC. 18, 2000

"THEY WANT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTROLLING SOCIAL SECURITY LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF FEDERAL PROGRAM." - NOV. 2, 2000

"I MEAN, THERE NEEDS TO BE A WHOLESALE EFFORT AGAINST RACIAL PROFILING, WHICH IS ILLITERATE CHILDREN." - OCT. 11, 2000

"I DO KNOW I'M READY FOR THE JOB. AND, IF NOT, THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT GOES." - AUG. 21, 2000

"I KNOW THE HUMAN BEING AND FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY." - SEP. 29, 2000

"I WILL HAVE A FOREIGN-HANDED FOREIGN POLICY." - SEP. 27, 2000

"I THINK WE OUGHT TO RAISE THE AGE AT WHICH JUVENILES CAN HAVE A GUN."

"FAMILIES IS WHERE OUR NATION FINDS HOPE, WHERE WINGS TAKE DREAM." - OCT. 18, 2000

"THE WOMAN WHO KNEW THAT I HAD DYSLEXIA--I NEVER INTERVIEWED HER." - SEPT. 15, 2000

"WE CANNOT LET TERRIERS AND ROGUE NATIONS HOLD THIS NATION HOSTILE" - SEP. 9, 2000

"IF MOST OF THE BREAKS GO TO WEALTHY PEOPLE IT'S BECAUSE MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO PAY TAXES ARE WEALTHY."

"I DON'T NEED TO BE SUBLIMINABABLE" - SEP. 12, 2000

"FAMILIES IS WHERE OUR NATION FINDS HOPE, WHERE WINGS TAKE DREAM." -GEORGE W. BUSH, IN OCT.. 2000

"I CALL UPON ALL NATIONS TO DO EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO STOP THESE TERRORIST KILLERS. THANK YOU. NOW WATCH THIS DRIVE."
--AUGUST 4, 2002, ON VIOLENCE IN THE MIDDLE EAST... AND HIS GOLF GAME

"I KNOW THAT HUMAN BEING AND FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY." --GEORGE W. BUSH, SEPT. 29, 2000



George W Bush's Resume

BUSH SR.

"IT'S NO EXAGGERATION TO SAY THAT THE UNDECIDEDS COULD GO ONE WAY OR ANOTHER."

"IF IGNORANCE GOES TO FORTY DOLLARS A BARREL, I WANT DRILLING RIGHTS TO GEORGE BUSH'S HEAD." -JIM HIGHTOWER, FORMER TEXAS COMMISSIONER OF AGRICULTURE, REFERRING TO THE ELDER BUSH


I'M CONSERVATIVE, BUT I'M NOT A NUT ABOUT IT.

"FOR SEVEN AND A HALF YEARS I'VE WORKED ALONGSIDE PRESIDENT REAGAN. WE'VE HAD TRIUMPHS. MADE SOME MISTAKES. WE'VE HAD SOME SEX...UH...SETBACKS."
-GEORGE H.W. BUSH IN 1988

"WHEN I NEED A LITTLE ADVICE ABOUT SADDAM HUSSEIN, I TURN TO COUNTRY MUSIC." -GEORGE BUSH SR., IN 1991

" "YOU CANNOT BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF YOU DON'T HAVE FAITH. REMEMBER LINCOLN, GOING TO HIS KNEES IN TIMES OF TRIAL AND THE CIVIL WAR AND ALL THAT STUFF. YOU CAN'T BE. AND WE ARE BLESSED. SO DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR - DON'T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA."
--1/15/92


"HIGH TECH IS POTENT, PRECISE, AND IN THE END, UNBEATABLE. THE TRUTH IS, IT REMINDS A LOT OF PEOPLE OF THE WAY I PITCH HORSESHOES. WOULD YOU BELIEVE SOME OF THE PEOPLE? WOULD YOU BELIEVE OUR DOG? LOOK, I WANT TO GIVE THE HIGH-FIVE SYMBOL TO HIGH TECH." -GEORGE BUSH SR., IN 1989

"IF A FROG HAD WINGS, HE WOULDN'T HIT HIS TAIL ON THE GROUND. TOO HYPOTHETICAL." -GEORGE BUSH SR., IN 1992

"TO KIND OF SUDDENLY TRY TO GET MY HAIR COLORED, AND DANCE UP AND DOWN IN A MINISKIRT OR DO SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, SHOW THAT I'VE GOT A LOT OF JAZZ OUT THERE AND DROP A BUNCH OF ONE-LINERS, I'M RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES...I KIND OF THINK I'M A SCINTILLATING KIND OF FELLOW." -GEORGE BUSH SR., IN 1988

"PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO DO THAT"IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT CARIBOU, TAKE A LOOK AT THE ARGUMENTS THAT WERE USED ABOUT THE PIPELINE. THEY'D SAY THE CARIBOU WOULD BE EXTINCT. YOU'VE GOT TO SHAKE THEM AWAY WITH A STICK. THEY'RE ALL MAKING LOVE LYING UP AGAINST THE PIPELINE AND YOU GOT THOUSANDS OF CARIBOU UP THERE." --GEORGE BUSH SR., SPEAKING ABOUT THE ALASKAN PIPELINE, OCT. 31, 1991 WHICH I'VE JUST SAID I'M NOT GOING TO DO, BECAUSE YOU'RE BURNING UP TIME. THE METER IS RUNNING THROUGH THE SAND ON YOU, AND I AM NOW FILIBUSTERING." --GEORGE BUSH SR., APRIL 20, 1989

"FLUENCY IN ENGLISH IS SOMETHING THAT I'M OFTEN NOT ACCUSED OF." --GEORGE BUSH SR., JUNE 6, 1989

"I'VE BEEN TALKING THE SAME WAY FOR YEARS, SO IT CAN'T BE THAT SERIOUS." --GEORGE BUSH SR., AUG. 7, 1988





DAN

"WELCOME TO PRESIDENT BUSH, MRS. BUSH, AND MY FELLOW ASTRONAUTS."

"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST-EDUCATED AMERICAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD." 9/21/88

"WE HAVE A FIRM COMMITMENT TO NATO, WE ARE A 'PART' OF NATO. WE HAVE A FIRM COMMITMENT TO EUROPE. WE ARE A 'PART' OF EUROPE."
"THE HOLOCAUST WAS AN OBSCENE PERIOD IN OUR NATION'S HISTORY. I MEAN IN THIS CENTURY'S HISTORY. BUT WE ALL LIVED IN THIS CENTURY. I DIDN'T LIVE IN THIS CENTURY." 15/9/88

"QUITE FRANKLY, TEACHERS ARE THE ONLY PROFESSION THAT TEACH OUR CHILDREN." 18/9/90

"WE EXPECT THE SALVADOREAN OFFICIALS TO WORK TOWARDS THE EXTREMINATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS."
DAN QUAYLE.


"WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO HAVE LOST ONE'S MIND. OR NOT TO HAVE A MIND AT ALL. HOW TRUE THAT IS." -- SPEAKING TO THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND

"REPUBLICANS UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF BONDAGE BETWEEN A MOTHER AND CHILD."


"YOU ALL LOOK LIKE HAPPY CAMPERS TO ME. HAPPY CAMPERS YOU ARE, HAPPY CAMPERS YOU HAVE BEEN, AND, AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, HAPPY CAMPERS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE." -- TO THE AMERICAN SAMOANS


"I BELIEVE WE ARE ON AN IRREVERSIBLE TREND TOWARD MORE FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY - BUT THAT COULD CHANGE."


"IF WE DO NOT SUCCEED, THEN WE RUN THE RISK OF FAILURE." -- QUOTED IN THE PHOENIX REPUBLICAN FORUM, MARCH 1990


"VERBOSITY LEADS TO UNCLEAR, INARTICULATE THINGS."


"I HAVE MADE GOOD JUDGEMENTS IN THE PAST. I HAVE MADE GOOD JUDGEMENTS IN THE FUTURE."


"I STAND BY ALL THE MISSTATEMENTS THAT I'VE MADE."


"THE OTHER DAY [THE PRESIDENT] SAID, I KNOW YOU'VE HAD SOME ROUGH TIMES, AND I WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT WILL SHOW THE NATION WHAT FAITH THAT I HAVE IN YOU, IN YOUR MATURITY AND SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY. (HE PAUSED, THEN SAID) WOULD YOU LIKE A PUPPY?" -- (LA TIMES 5/21/89)


"MY FRIENDS, NO MATTER HOW ROUGH THE ROAD MAY BE, WE CAN AND WE WILL, NEVER, NEVER SURRENDER TO WHAT IS RIGHT." -- IN A SPEECH TO THE CHRISTIAN COALITION
"I DESERVE RESPECT FOR THE THINGS I DID NOT DO."


"I FEEL THAT THIS [1981] IS MY FIRST YEAR, THAT NEXT YEAR IS AN ELECTION YEAR, THAT THE THIRD YEAR IS THE MID POINT AND THAT THE FOURTH YEAR IS THE LAST CHANCE I'LL HAVE TO MAKE A RECORD SINCE THE LAST TWO YEARS, I'LL BE A CANDIDATE AGAIN. EVERYTHING I DO IN THOSE LAST TWO YEARS WILL BE POSTURING FOR THE ELECTION. BUT RIGHT NOW I DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT."


"THIS PRESIDENT IS GOING TO LEAD US OUT OF THIS RECOVERY." -- AT A CAMPAIGN STOP IN CALIFORNIA AND AND THEN AT CA STATE UNIVERSITY, FRESNO (THE QUAYLE QUARTERLY, SPRING/SUMMER 1992)


"WE ARE READY FOR ANY UNFORESEEN EVENT THAT MAY OR MAY NOT OCCUR."
"FOR NASA, SPACE IS STILL A HIGH PRIORITY."


"[THE U.S. VICTORY IN GULF WAR WAS A] STIRRING VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF AGGRESSION."


"THE BEST THING ABOUT RAIN FORESTS IS THEY NEVER SUFFER FROM DROUGHT."


"THE GLOBAL IMPORTANCE OF THE MIDDLE EAST IS THAT IT KEEPS THE NEAR EAST AND THE FAR EAST FROM ENCROACHING ON EACH OTHER."
"OUR PARTY HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF FOOLING THE PUBLIC BY CALLING TAX INCREASES 'REVENUE ENHANCEMENT.' NOT SO. NO ONE WAS FOOLED."
"PEOPLE ARE NOT HOMELESS IF THEY'RE SLEEPING IN THE STREETS OF THEIR OWN HOMETOWNS."


"REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF ABANDONING THE POOR. IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. THEY NEVER VOTE FOR US."


"BANK FAILURES ARE CAUSED BY DEPOSITORS WHO DON'T DEPOSIT ENOUGH MONEY TO COVER LOSSES DUE TO MISMANAGEMENT."


"AIR TRAVEL EFFICIENCY WOULD IMPROVE IF MORE TRAVELERS STARTED GOING TO LESS POPULAR PLACES."


"IT ISN'T POLLUTION THAT'S HARMING THE ENVIRONMENT. IT'S THE IMPURITIES IN OUR AIR AND WATER THAT ARE DOING IT."

"IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE HERE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CHICAGO"

"I WAS RECENTLY ON A TOUR OF LATIN AMERICA, AND THE ONLY REGRET I HAVE WAS THAT I DIDN'T STUDY LATIN HARDER IN SCHOOL SO I COULD CONVERSE WITH THOSE PEOPLE."

"I LOVE CALIFORNIA, I PRACTICALLY GREW UP IN PHOENIX."

"FOR NASA, SPACE IS STILL A HIGH PRIORITY." 5/9/90


"HAWAII IS A UNIQUE STATE. IT IS A SMALL STATE. IT IS A STATE THAT IS BY ITSELF. IT IS A --IT IS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER 49 STATES. WELL, ALL STATES ARE DIFFERENT, BUT IT'S GOT A PARTICULARLY UNIQUE SITUATION."
-DAN QUALYE


"THE INTERNET IS A GREAT WAY TO GET ON THE NET"
-BOB DOLE


"I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE DEFICIT. IT IS BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF ITSELF." -RONALD REAGAN

"WELL, I LEARNED A LOT....I WENT DOWN TO (LATIN AMERICA) TO FIND OUT FROM THEM AND (LEARN) THEIR VIEWS. YOU'D BE SURPRISED. THEY'RE ALL INDIVIDUAL COUNTRIES" -RONALD

"THINGS ARE MORE LIKE THEY ARE NOW THAN THEY EVER WERE BEFORE."
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER.


"I THINK GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE BETWEEN A MANAND A WOMAN." -ARNOLD

"THE C**K ISN'T A MUSCLE SO IT DOESN'T GROW IN RELATION TO THE SHOULDERS, SAY, OR THE PECTORALS. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT BIGGER THROUGH EXERCISE, THAT'S FOR SURE." -ARNOLD

"THE PUBLIC DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FIGURES." -ARNOLD

"NIXON WAS ALWAYS BEING ATTACKED SEXUALLY. IT WAS ALWAYS SAID THAT HE WAS A FAG AND THAT HE HAD NO SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH HIS WIFE FOR 15 YEARS AND THAT WAS WHY HE LIKED POWER. AND HITLER HAD ONLY ONE BALL, AND THAT WAS WHY HE WANTED TO CONQUER THE WORLD." - ARNOLD




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Whispering Legs
14-03-2005, 17:17
There have been dumb people in office before.

I recall that Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford (and Bush's father) had some whoppers.

And Dan Quayle and Al Gore weren't stellar in the intelligence department, either.
Kellarly
14-03-2005, 17:17
Copy and paste! fun for all the family :rolleyes:
Rnb haters
14-03-2005, 17:17
feel free to laugh
Whispering Legs
14-03-2005, 17:18
Copy and paste! fun for all the family :rolleyes:

At least come up with one from today...
Sinuhue
14-03-2005, 17:18
Obviously from your quotes, Bush is NOT dumb (mute). Dumb quotes are really an oxymoron.
Rnb haters
14-03-2005, 17:18
Copy and paste! fun for all the family :rolleyes:

Copy and pasting is fun. Takes up roo,m. in that i also have arnold and bush senior quotes. and others.
Torching Witches
14-03-2005, 17:20
My favourite one ever is:

The trouble with the French is, they have no word for "entrepreneur".
Rnb haters
14-03-2005, 17:21
Obviously from your quotes, Bush is NOT dumb (mute). Dumb quotes are really an oxymoron.
Errm i think you should have put Dumb quotes are really oxymorons or Dumb quotes is an oxymoron. But why are they oxymorons they are not self conflicting. they are quotes which are stupid in nature.
Frangland
14-03-2005, 17:22
you've probably got it in your head that "dumb" = "wrong" ... of course such is not necessarily the case.

i'd rather have an honest person with an IQ of 110 in office than a lying cheat with an IQ of 140 who'll tell everyone what he wants to hear.
Rnb haters
14-03-2005, 17:23
My favourite one ever is:

The trouble with the French is, they have no word for "entrepreneur".
Mine has to be more of our "imports come from abroad", or "They misunderestimated me"
Kellarly
14-03-2005, 17:24
At least come up with one from today...

Ok...you want topical

Copy and paste! Fun for you, your dad and your dads partner earl!

Copy and paste! Fun for all single parent families!

Copy and paste! Fun for intelligence reports to fill up space with!
Rnb haters
14-03-2005, 17:24
wow you can change size and colour!
GrandBill
14-03-2005, 17:24
He's dumb, but he got charisma, wich is all you need to be president of USA. A puppet who can make you bought anything...
Santa Barbara
14-03-2005, 17:28
<snip>


...those are all taken out of context.

And therefore the signature of true genius.
Zincite
14-03-2005, 17:29
you've probably got it in your head that "dumb" = "wrong" ... of course such is not necessarily the case.

i'd rather have an honest person with an IQ of 110 in office than a lying cheat with an IQ of 140 who'll tell everyone what he wants to hear.

What about a lying idiot with an IQ of 90 who will screw up so many times you can hardly tell that he's not trying to make a parody of his father's vice president, but once you wade through the verbal typos he's telling you what you want to hear, which is a hundred and sixty degrees away from reality - pretty damn near opposite?
Whispering Legs
14-03-2005, 17:32
What about a lying idiot with an IQ of 90 who will screw up so many times you can hardly tell that he's not trying to make a parody of his father's vice president, but once you wade through the verbal typos he's telling you what you want to hear, which is a hundred and sixty degrees away from reality - pretty damn near opposite?

What about a lying poster who posts that Bush has an IQ of 90 when it's not true:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/presiq.htm
Corneliu
14-03-2005, 17:38
Copy and pasting is fun. Takes up roo,m. in that i also have arnold and bush senior quotes. and others.

any from the democrats?
Craigerock
14-03-2005, 17:41
Bush is smarter than me, I mean he took an IQ test and he passed. I voted form em cause he likes me cause I passed two. :eek:
Sdaeriji
14-03-2005, 17:41
...those are all taken out of context.

And therefore the signature of true genius.

In the future, do you think you could not quote shit that long? Reading through that once was bad enough.
Santa Barbara
14-03-2005, 17:45
In the future, do you think you could not quote shit that long? Reading through that once was bad enough.

The irony of my simplistic and laconic response would have been totally lost.
Dorksonia
14-03-2005, 17:45
I didn't know President Bush was hard of hearing, or had a speach impediment, let alone being totally dumb. In fact, I've heard him speak dozens of times, quite intelligibly. Did his "dumbness" just happen in the past couple hours, or could it be you don't really understand the meaning of that word?
Alien Born
14-03-2005, 17:53
The irony of my simplistic and laconic response would have been totally lost.

It was anyway.
Dorksonia
14-03-2005, 18:04
feel free to laugh
The joke is on YOU.
Bringers of Darkness
14-03-2005, 18:07
I think an actual Sock Puppet could be president if it could talk funny and be surrounded by people who made every decision for it. Oh wait, we already have 1 in the White House. :headbang:
Santa Barbara
14-03-2005, 18:29
It was anyway.

Yes, but now that I know quoting really long posts annoys Sdaeriji, I will do it as much as possible! So it wasn't a total loss. :D
Teh Cameron Clan
14-03-2005, 18:37
Copy and pasting is fun. Takes up roo,m. in that i also have arnold and bush senior quotes. and others.
Ooo do the govanator next :)
Anamaraeta
14-03-2005, 18:39
You guys could probably launch WW III and no one would really be surprised. It's true, dumb means unable to speak, but it can also mean unintelligent. I belive the latter applies to this thread. Don't make such a big deal out of it. And Bush himself isn't stupid (he might be, I don't know this for a fact), but his actions defintely portray that he isn't the brightest log in the furnace. :D
Markreich
14-03-2005, 18:40
If Bush is dumb, what does that make the DEMs for failing *twice* to elect someone else?

I mean, if the man really *is* a moron, they should have not had such a close race the first time, nor should Kerry have lost the second...

Really now. It is *not* cool to make fun of somebody's speech impediment.
Ryukk
14-03-2005, 18:51
If Bush is dumb, what does that make the DEMs for failing *twice* to elect someone else?

I mean, if the man really *is* a moron, they should have not had such a close race the first time, nor should Kerry have lost the second...

Really now. It is *not* cool to make fun of somebody's speech impediment.

Google, "Karl Rove."

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"The community of nations may see more and more of the very kind of threat Iraq poses now: a rogue state with weapons of mass destruction, ready to use them or provide them to terrorists. If we fail to respond today, Saddam and all those who would follow in his footsteps will be emboldened tomorrow."
--Bill Clinton, 1998

"In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missle delivery capability, and nuclear program. He has given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including Al Queda members..."
--Hillary Clinton, 2002

"The threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real."
--John Kerry, 2003

"We are confident that Saddam has retained some stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons."
--Roberty Byrd, 2002

"I will be voting to give the president of the United States authority to use force - if necessary - to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real grave threat to our security."
--John Kerry, 2002

"Saddam Hussein's regime represents a grave threat to America and our allies."
--John Edwards, 2002

"We know that he [Saddam Hussein] has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country."
--Al Gore, 2002

Bottom line, RnB Haters? We all say dumb things. Maybe you could try critisicing ideas, instead of grammatical correctness and conduct, like everyone did in the debates. Please, I'm sure you can come up to - my - level, for at least the few seconds a day you spend writing those chickenshit posts of yours.

What about a lying idiot with an IQ of 90 who will screw up so many times you can hardly tell that he's not trying to make a parody of his father's vice president, but once you wade through the verbal typos he's telling you what you want to hear, which is a hundred and sixty degrees away from reality - pretty damn near opposite?

How ironic. You critisize people for "hearing what they want to hear" from Bush and you fell for that stupid internet hoax?

Moron. You're not worth my time.
Markreich
14-03-2005, 19:58
Google, "Karl Rove."

As deft a campaign manager as Rove is, I wouldn't think him invincible. ;)
Super-power
15-03-2005, 01:05
You wan't a dumb quote?

"Bushs ancestors caused the earth to shift on its axis by trying to direct a ray from a giant crystal thru the center of the earth"
-Skapedroe
Heiligkeit
15-03-2005, 01:26
"Ther aew weapons of mass destruction in American"

My favorite.