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I still want to go and buy some beer, go to the railwaystation and share it with all the bums.


What do you want to do?

go to amsterdam and work in a coffeeshop for a year or two :)

have sex in a church

Rent a car and drive around town bashing into cars and speeding through lights and returning it an hour later.

skydive

Give a bikie the bird.

Stencilling walls would be cool.
I currently stencil fabrics, but they'd translate pretty well onto walls. :cool:

Backpack round the world. :D

Lots of things I wanna do, I haven't done it yet. Not within my financial reach. :D

have sex with david beckham..... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
or failing that, follow red dwarfs exampal go back in time and and sit on the grassy nole in dallas... :D
they will never figure it out!!!

Take a trip to Ireland and Japan.

have sex in a church

It's not that great.

It's not that great.
wouldn't that depend on who you were having sex with?





and no crushing my dreams!!!!

Come on LG. Share. What do you want to do what you have never done before?

Come on LG. Share. What do you want to do what you have never done before?
is there anything left?

wouldn't that depend on who you were having sex with?





and no crushing my dreams!!!!

why? who is it???

have sex in a church
Have sex with a church.

wouldn't that depend on who you were having sex with?





and no crushing my dreams!!!!

I suppose it would aslo depend on who is watching. :)

I suppose it would aslo depend on who is watching. :)
well naturally there would be a live weblink on www.tinkoncamera.com

Have sex with a church.
weirdo

Come on LG. Share. What do you want to do what you have never done before?

Wow. There are actually quite a few things. I want to travel in space. That's probably the big one. The weirdest one is that I've always wanted to jump into the La Brea tar pits. Just to see what it would be like. :)

is there anything left?
There must be SOMEthing..... I hope



And there is. Huzzah!

Have sex with a church.
ouch. :p

have sex in a church

I can imagine.. the hanging Jesus on the wall looks down at you and says "I invented that".

weirdo
Oh yeah. It'll be fast, hard and passionate. "Ooh, mama! Ring, that bell, baby! Ring it for papa! Oh, baby, your frescos are so sexy!"

...

That kinda thing.

Oh yeah. It'll be fast, hard and passionate. "Ooh, mama! Ring, that bell, baby! Ring it for papa! Oh, baby, your frescos are so sexy!"

...

That kinda thing.

I like you. You're silly. :)

Oh yeah. It'll be fast, hard and passionate. "Ooh, mama! Ring, that bell, baby! Ring it for papa! Oh, baby, your frescos are so sexy!"

...

That kinda thing.
http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

ouch. :p

what would you use??? the steeple???? the flag pole??? the vegin mary??

http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

Nice smilie, but I think this one is better: http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/traurig/sad-smiley-028.gif

Nice smilie, but I think this one is better: http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/traurig/sad-smiley-028.gif
i like http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/think/20.gif

what would you use??? the steeple???? the flag pole??? the vegin mary??
The vegan Mary? :confused:

The vegan Mary? :confused:

Yeah, its a new crazy catholic cult ;)

The vegan Mary? :confused:
maybe he goes to a cheap counterfeit church where they can't afford a virgin Mary......... :confused:

The vegan Mary? :confused:
Yeah, Virgin was a mistranslation.

The Holy Spirit is also actually the Holy Sprite.

maybe he goes to a cheap counterfeit church where they can't afford the a virgin Mary......... :confused:

Vegan Mary is certainly more believable. I've met more Vegans that virgins. *nod*

Vegan Mary is certainly more believable. I've met more Vegans that virgins. *nod*
So you never bring your kids to school?


Or... :eek:

Vegan Mary is certainly more believable. I've met more Vegans that virgins. *nod*
OK so i can't spell virgin.

OK so i can't spell virgin.


Yeah but you gave me the image of Moby in a cheap wig holding the baby jesus so it was worth it...

So you never bring your kids to school?


Or... :eek:

No. My son isn't even a year old. He's still choosing his own curriculum.

Yeah but you gave me the image of Moby in a cheap wig holding the baby jesus so it was worth it...
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/happy/13.gif

Yeah but you gave me the image of Moby in a cheap wig holding the baby jesus so it was worth it...
well it was worth it then for that mental picture.....

Actually, I'd prefer to travel in space, because Im fascinated by it.

I'd also like to travel my country. Australia's huge and has alot to offer.

I would like to do something that changes the world. (hey, no harm in dreaming big, is there?)

That and I wanna marry and have kids...

There's a million other ones, but these are the main ones.

Yeah, Virgin was a mistranslation.

The Holy Spirit is also actually the Holy Sprite.

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/1153/sprite5yc.jpg

:D

Peechland :eek:

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/1153/sprite5yc.jpg

:D
oy! that's my Sprite bottle!

oy! that's my Sprite bottle!

Hehehe! Why so it is. :)

Now you know what was special about that prize. :p

skydive
Did that last year, sheer terror for the first 15seconds then it is awesome nearing orgasmic

I have no idea. That's sad.

Since I did skydiving last year, I need to find something else the best ive thought of so far is have sex with Tinks in a church

I don't know if sex with Tink in a church would be my top one. I'm thinking Tink and church would equal a lot of booze and devirginizing Mary. :eek:

take up some kind of Martial Arts and become an ass kicking babe. Also learn to box and go 10 rounds with Layla Ali.

take up some kind of Martial Arts and become an ass kicking babe. Also learn to box and go 10 rounds with Layla Ali.
I like mine better :p

I don't know if sex with Tink in a church would be my top one. I'm thinking Tink and church would equal a lot of booze and devirginizing Mary. :eek:
:D well its that or something boring like see REAL snow

Get faaaaabullously wealthy! :D

Fall off my bike and break my leg then blame it on a lycra clad goddess...oh wait, someone already did that! ;) :D

Get faaaaabullously wealthy! :D
Mate your the richest person I know

I like mine better :p


I'll have to go search and see what yours is! Besides, youre already an ass kicking Martial Artist :fluffle:

I'll have to go search and see what yours is! Besides, youre already an ass kicking Martial Artist :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: true :) but still like mine better :)

:fluffle: :fluffle: true :) but still like mine better :)
Dude. Peechland is not a thing :mad:

Yes, Eutrusca will be my e-daddy? Or at least give me some money? ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle: true :) but still like mine better :)


LOL....I just read what your "wants to do but never did....yet" thing. You naughty naughty boy. I love you anyway though. :fluffle:

LOL....I just read what your "wants to do but never did....yet" thing. You naughty naughty boy. I love you anyway though. :fluffle:
Thought you would like it :p :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: true :) but still like mine better :)
I dont know I think mine is on par with yours :)

I dont know I think mine is on par with yours :)
True ... but I have already had sex in a church :p the Tink part is cool :D

I don't know if sex with Tink in a church would be my top one. I'm thinking Tink and church would equal a lot of booze and devirginizing Mary. :eek:
Hey you stole my joke.... and spelt it right! :mad: :mad: :mad:

True ... but I have already had sex in a church :p the Tink part is cool :D
sicko

Dude. Peechland is not a thing :mad:


:fluffle:

awww...

:fluffle:

awww...
She's MY thing *growl*

:fluffle:

Either...

1. Go to Japan

2. Swim with Dolphins

3. Own a Pet ( and tame) Mole.

I guess I would have to say going to Africa or trying stand-up

'Doing trying up?'

I'd like to trek aboot South America or escape from prison.

Are you in prison then?

Are you in prison then?

Not currently, phase one of the plan involves committing a crime and getting a gaol sentence...

See the world (all of it, or at least as much as is humanly possible)

and after Im done that...

Kiss Monica Belucci, Sheryl Crow and Legless Pirates... (hahaha!)

:eek: i wanna get frozen for 1000 years and be just like Fry from Futurama!

See the world (all of it, or at least as much as is humanly possible)

and after Im done that...

Kiss Monica Belucci, Sheryl Crow and Legless Pirates... (hahaha!)

Notice how you've never seen them both in the same room?...
...all I'm saying is two birds, one stone... :p

Eat someone. I've tasted most meats, Human would be the hardest to get my hands on.

Notice how you've never seen them both in the same room?...
...all I'm saying is two birds, one stone... :p
Well it stands to reason, if Legless looks so good as a guy he would simply have to be one super sexy gorgeous gone gal! Woo!!

take part in a violent riot

(1) Make a violent political statement
(2) Die making a violent political statement.


:D

Give blood.

Drop out for a few years and become a hippie.
Get unequivocally good exam results.
Go to an Iron Maiden gig...
more stuff....

Convince the UK govt. to convert taxation revenue to charity for developing nations for one week.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and pass my A-levels with As if possible.

Start a bar fight :gundge:







3/14 is national Pi day !!!! :)

3/14 is national Pi day !!!! :)
Still doesn't beat Moles day

*chemists and mathmeticians become locked in deadly geeky struggle over which day is better*

*chemists and mathmeticians become locked in deadly geeky struggle over which day is better*
*toxicologists poison both sides and leave*

*toxicologists poison both sides and leave*
*chemists previously constructed highly exothermic explosives in toxicologists lockers as insurance*

*Hippies win because they don't do technology*

*Hippies win because they don't do technology*
*eeeevil biochemists create virus which destroys the 'hippie' gene*

What would I like to do? Start a band.

Of course, I'm definately gonna do this, but I just don't have the resources right now :D.

What would I like to do? Start a band.

Of course, I'm definately gonna do this, but I just don't have the resources right now :D.
Fuck resources. Start it anyway

Have sex.

Fuck resources. Start it anyway


But when you've got no money and you don't know anybody, it's a trifle difficult.

However, as soon as I get about $500, I'm starting it. I need $400 for an electric guitar and an amp (the local Pawn Shop has some really great stuff for CHEAP), and about $100 for a classified ad.

But when you've got no money and you don't know anybody, it's a trifle difficult.

However, as soon as I get about $500, I'm starting it. I need $400 for an electric guitar and an amp (the local Pawn Shop has some really great stuff for CHEAP), and about $100 for a classified ad.
Dude. Start a band with friends. Not with strangers

travel the world taking photos is my dream

Dude. Start a band with friends. Not with strangers


Like I said --- When you don't know anybody, it's quite difficult!

Chat up the very curvy and hot Hispanic girl in my bible class

Get to know the very cute and interesting Chinese girl in my history class

Go shooting with a pretty gal I've known for three years

Go ice climbing, mountaneering, and trekking.

Go hiking more often.

1) Publish the novel I'm working on when I'm emotionally stable and not busy with school and self-destructive women

2) Perform Cunnilingus. So far the women I've been with have been oddly shy about it. The first was too focused on getting coitus, the second has this weird... 'recepticle' issue. She appearantly thinks guys are supposed to always be one-way... but she's more than happy to have a woman do something. Meh.

3) Be one of the last names thought of, or one of the last people quoted, near the end of human history. When the last human is wasting away, I want the last words in their head to be from my pen.

4) Destroy the obnoxious stigma in academia towards genre fiction. Its not -all- crap, dammit.

Cunnilingus?

Have sex.
alas *sigh*

also i want to skydive, build my ultimate computer, blow stuff up with various explosives (non nuclear thats for later :) ),and put holes in various objects with large guns :D and my final thig is to die as the direct result of a nuclear explosion :P

Cunnilingus?


heres a nice link for u :P http://dictionary.reference.com

I've always wanted to go up to my principle and wack that fucker in the face maybe twice or three times. :D

There's this kid in my class I want to kill...Correvtion, several.

I wanna blow up earth. That's pretty much it. Oh, and rob 7eleven

There's this kid in my class I want to kill...Correvtion, several.

I wanna blow up earth. That's pretty much it. Oh, and rob 7eleven


Therapy isnt working ay? Time for meds.

1) Steal Colodidias dream and run for prez.
2) Eat a twinkie that actually tastes good.

There's this kid in my class I want to kill...Correction, several people.

I want to blow up Earth. That's pretty much it. Oh, and rob 7-11
Oooh! Fix peoples spelling mistakes just to piss them off!
EDIT: I do that already!

Oooh! Fix people's spelling mistakes just to piss them off!


Right back at'cha.

Damn! That's the second time I've corrected someone just to get corrected by someone else!

Damn! That's the second time I've corrected some one just to get corrected by some one else!


Looks like it happened again. And again.

Looks like it happened again. And again.
His last one was right. Those pronouns are written together.

I is always write. :)

Mine were typos

Finally start my personal harem.

Therapy isnt working ay? Time for meds.
Never works.

*Runs to a corner and nibbles on bread* Hiiiisssss

Mine were typos.
I know. That's what makes it so fun!

I know. That's what makes it so fun!
Not really.

I still want to go and buy some beer, go to the railwaystation and share it with all the bums.


What do you want to do?

I want to write a novel (and have it published) and go to Italy and Greece (which probably may never happen since i hate to fly).

His last one was right. Those pronouns are written together.


Since when? It says very clearly in my English books that it's not a compound word. Just like how people spell "no one" as "noone". They're not compounds.

I want to write a novel (and have it published) and go to Italy and Greece (which probably may never happen since i hate to fly).


Take a boat!

Since when? It says very clearly in my English books that it's not a compound word. Just like how people spell "no one" as "noone". They're not compounds.
Not according to SmarterChild. Here is a quote from one of our late night talks.
SmarterChild: The word "someone" appears to be spelled correctly.

Not according to SmarterChild. Here is a quote from one of our late night talks.
SmarterChild: The word "someone" appears to be spelled correctly.


Hmm, looks like I'll have to dig up one of my English books.

Hmmm...before I die...I want to breed a dog and a toaster together...and use its lovechild to take over the world...

Okay, yeah, it's a compound word. Looks like I thought it was the same as "no one". Sorry for any problems.

Man, this English book is back from 1999 --- I haven't looked at it in six years.

Three cheers for the Grammar Police!
Hip hip!
*silence*
Hip hip!
*silence*

go outside

1: Write a musical based on the works of Bruce Springsteen. Set in West London, it charts the path of a beautiful love affair through the eyes of a young man from the RIGHT side of the tracks trying to become a wannabe drug dealer...

2: Have someone I really love teach me how to really please a woman.

3: Launch a TOT artillery strike...

4:... Experience a TOT artillery strike. Survival is, of course, necessary. I want the photos.

5: Die a heroic death with a gun in my hand and a nuke under my feet. Bodies of my slain foes optional extra. Saving life of friends essential.

Take a boat!

lol
I never thought of that.

Take a motorcycle trip all across the United states....I'd start on the Coast of California...maybe go up through canada to alaska...just see all the sights every state has to offer...and when I get to the East coast, I'd go up to some of the cities in Canada...
Just me, my bike, my leather, and the wind in my hair! :p

Convert a whole churchfull of christians to atheism.

Maybe 'turning' would work better, than 'converting'. Oh well.

i have done everything that i want to do...as of five minutes ago. but have i done EVERYONE that i wanted to? hell no. ;)

Organize a big larp con. For Battletech. :D

Get laid oh wait thats not gonna happen.LOL

This is more of one that I would like to do, but never wil because it would be stupid:
Demolish a building with explosives
Or perhaps exsanguinate somebody

This is more of one that I would like to do, but never wil because it would be stupid:
Demolish a building with explosives
Yes

hmmm...i want to defenestrate someone.

hmmm...i want to defenestrate someone.
I LOVE that word! :p And it fits in with my strange linguistic obsession.

I want to learn French again, and learn it properly and for good this time.

I want to travel.

And I want to play a gig. That would just rock. :D I wish I could sing!

Ooh!
I want to learn Quenya. That's one thing that I want to do that I actually can!
...
Hey wait, does that make me a geek if I want to learn a language nobody else actually speaks?
Cool!

Ooh!
I want to learn Quenya. That's one thing that I want to do that I actually can!
...
Hey wait, does that make me a geek if I want to learn a language nobody else actually speaks?
Cool!

I had my name translated into Quenya! Haha. I've used it as a user name for a few things too. So don't worry, I'm a geek too. :D

I LOVE that word! :p And it fits in with my strange linguistic obsession.



*beams*I like that word too! Here's a complementary fluffle.

:fluffle:

hmmm...i want to defenestrate someone.
Throw yourself out of a window.

And I want to play a gig. That would just rock. :D I wish I could sing!


Really? Call me up, and I'll get something going... Damnit!