NationStates Jolt Archive

I am a lifetime bacholar, mainly because I am tired of the dating game. Its just not worth the hurt, the headache, and the games. So anyone else here a lifetime bacholar?

As in never been married, or as in not dating?

not dating, not married, don't plan on getting married, or having children.

You should become a eunuch.

(If you aren't already)

Err, then I've been a bachelor for about seven months. I don't want kids, I'm really not sure I even want to get married, and I've been single for seven months.

You should become a eunuch.

(If you aren't already)

What is a eunuch?

I thought the whole point of being a bachelor was that you were "on the prowl" and thusly, lifetime bachelors would always be in the dating game. Man, I could never give up on women. That's their most frustrating quality: we (men) have a tendancy to need them.

Eh. I had intended to do so when I was younger.

Then a girl came and spent a solid week seducing me.

Now my main issue is figuring out how I'm going to get a house big enough for all the women in my life.

Since at least one wants to kill one of the others, I can't go with the one big giant bed theory...

What is a eunuch?
Eunuch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch)

Eunuch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch)

I thought about getting my pipes cut off. But I'm keeping my lucky charms.

I thought the whole point of being a bachelor was that you were "on the prowl" and thusly, lifetime bachelors would always be in the dating game. Man, I could never give up on women. That's their most frustrating quality: we (men) have a tendancy to need them.

That is a huge misconception. I've been a bacholar for 3 years now, and so far I have been happy being a bacholar. I got more money, more time for family and friends. And I can devote most of my time to my hobby, without nagging! Its great to be free!

I thought the whole point of being a bachelor was that you were "on the prowl" and thusly, lifetime bachelors would always be in the dating game. Man, I could never give up on women. That's their most frustrating quality: we (men) have a tendancy to need them.

That's what I always thought too. The whole point of being a bachelor was to be able to date many women. There are other words for people who swear off dating altogether.

That's what I always thought too. The whole point of being a bachelor was to be able to date many women. There are other words for people who swear off dating altogether.

and pray tell what is that word?

I thought about getting my pipes cut off. But I'm keeping my lucky charms.

No need for slicing the whole thing off, just a simple castration. If you are that committed to staying woman free, that would make it much easier.

No need for slicing the whole thing off, just a simple castration. If you are that committed to staying woman free, that would make it much easier.

Yay I can keep my lucky Charms!

Their after me lucky charms! *rolls over laughing*

More women for me.

I don't care how much it costs to date, going home to a bedful of women is worth every hour of hard labor.

Of course, I'm working to being an editor.. so..

Lets just call the ladies a 'health plan'.

More women for me.

I don't care how much it costs to date, going home to a bedful of women is worth every hour of hard labor.

Of course, I'm working to being an editor.. so..

Lets just call the ladies a 'health plan'.

A bedfull, huh?

More women for me.

I don't care how much it costs to date, going home to a bedful of women is worth every hour of hard labor.

Of course, I'm working to being an editor.. so..

Lets just call the ladies a 'health plan'.

Yea but one wrong woman, and there goes your health plan.

I was talking to a female student, and she was going on about her boyfriend. She asked me if I had a girlfriend, and I told her I was a lifetime bacholar. The next thing out of her mouth was "I'm sorry to hear that." I mean it was like someone had died. This isn't the only thing something like this has happened. I mean I chose to be a lifetime bacholar because I can't deal with the headache of dating anymore. Has this happen to anyone else, or am I alone?

Yes, a bedful.

There are two women whom have more or less decided that they will be living with me eventually (One of whom I've promised to marry, should we both be without significant others when we turn 37, and whom the other has a crush on), one who I'd love to have as close to me as humanly possible... and a fourth who probably wouldn't mind all that much, at least for visits.

Bisexual women make life endlessly interesting.

And I'm not even talking under the assumption there'll be sex going on. Having a bunch of great female friends to cuddle with would be great in itself.

There's a reason I think homophobes are absolutely insane...

Yea but one wrong woman, and there goes your health plan.


Um. What?

Um. What?

STDs, VDs, HIV.

That requires me to be an idiot.

You do know that there are blood tests for those, right?

I don't screw people at random.

That requires me to be an idiot.

You do know that there are blood tests for those, right?

I don't screw people at random.

Well you know, I only have your post to go by. I don't know you personally, so I take your post at face value. I take all post here at face value. That what it looked like at face value.

I advise next time offering more generalized advice, "Make sure you get them tested first", etc.

Just easier on both of us. :D

I am also a lifetime bachellor. I wouldnt mind having kids, but not really interested in being married. I enjoy my freedom too much.

Yea but one wrong woman, and there goes your health plan.

I was talking to a female student, and she was going on about her boyfriend. She asked me if I had a girlfriend, and I told her I was a lifetime bacholar. The next thing out of her mouth was "I'm sorry to hear that." I mean it was like someone had died. This isn't the only thing something like this has happened. I mean I chose to be a lifetime bacholar because I can't deal with the headache of dating anymore. Has this happen to anyone else, or am I alone?
Goin' on @ 12 years now. Every once in a while someone acts like I've decided to kill kittens, but for the most part no one cares.

I'm not really taking 'prime meat' off the market. I'm not turning anyone down on a regular basis. Or at all. But I did date for a while-just didn't fit well on the scale-

That's the Effort vs. Reward scale. If the previous is greater than the latter than I don't do it.