NationStates Jolt Archive


Rabbit Ransom

Garglemesh
13-03-2005, 23:12
Some guy is threatening to eat his pet rabbit unless he gets $50,000 through Pay Pal donations or merchandise sale.

See for yourself at www.savetoby.com

Thoughts, comments?
Zotona
13-03-2005, 23:14
Some guy is threatening to eat his pet rabbit unless he gets $50,000 through Pay Pal donations or merchandise sale.

See for yourself at www.savetoby.com

Thoughts, comments?
*Random thought* I'd rather see him/her eat a Furby.
FairyTInkArisen
13-03-2005, 23:15
I really don't mean to sound heartless or cruel but lots of people eat rabbit, why am i supposed to care about this particular one?
Garglemesh
13-03-2005, 23:17
I really don't mean to sound heartless or cruel but lots of people eat rabbit, why am i supposed to care about this particular one?

haha, thats what i thought. actually rabbit is healthier and more economical to eat than beef.

But its so damned cute.
The Tribes Of Longton
13-03-2005, 23:17
US$18,462.12 - this is the price of stupidity.
Zotona
13-03-2005, 23:17
haha, thats what i thought. actually rabbit is healthier and more economical to eat than beef.

But its so damned cute.
It's kind of like somebody threatening to eat "Bambi", huh?
Planners
13-03-2005, 23:18
my knee jerk reaction.

FREAK!
Alien Born
13-03-2005, 23:21
Can I have some rabbit?
FairyTInkArisen
13-03-2005, 23:21
haha, thats what i thought. actually rabbit is healthier and more economical to eat than beef.

But its so damned cute.
I had rabbit pie once and it was damn tasty!
Umphart
13-03-2005, 23:23
Hassenfeffer, rabbit meat.
Super-power
13-03-2005, 23:24
Some guy is threatening to eat his pet rabbit unless he gets $50,000 through Pay Pal donations or merchandise sale.

See for yourself at www.savetoby.com

Thoughts, comments?
*shakes his head*
Garglemesh
13-03-2005, 23:24
Can I have some rabbit?

recently in my local newspaper there was a story about how a kid was charged with animal abuse because he killed a rabbit he bought at a pet store with a knife for a life skills class. he was later acquitted because he actually did eat the rabbit, therefore it wasn't abuse.

same general idea
Rogue Angelica
13-03-2005, 23:26
How could he eat his own pet? That's so sad... Of course, half of me is just saying it's all bullshit, but still.
I_Hate_Cows
13-03-2005, 23:28
$18k? Where the fuck can I get a rabbit and a cheap webhost -_-
Zotona
13-03-2005, 23:32
$18k? Where the fuck can I get a rabbit and a cheap webhost -_-
I bet if you threated to eat a kitten you could make even more $$$! :rolleyes:

And trust me, there are plent of free/cheap hosts out there.
Lorthellian
13-03-2005, 23:36
It's just a joke http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp
Zooke
13-03-2005, 23:36
This guy needs to learn about the wonders of a job and quit trying to scam people out of their money with pictures of a cute rabbit. What a jerk. I'm going to send a link to his site to PETA. They'll cook him in a pot.

Anyway, no one in their right mind would eat wild rabbit in the summer. They're crawling with disease and internal parasites.
Garglemesh
13-03-2005, 23:38
This guy needs to learn about the wonders of a job and quit trying to scam people out of their money with pictures of a cute rabbit. What a jerk. I'm going to send a link to his site to PETA. They'll cook him in a pot.

It might be pefectly legal to kill and eat a pet rabbit. Personally, the Toby Stew looks delicious.
Zooke
13-03-2005, 23:40
It might be pefectly legal to kill and eat a pet rabbit. Personally, the Toby Stew looks delicious.

Don't get me wrong, I love rabbit. I also have several packages of Bambi's dad in my deep freezer. I just object to this guy's method of making money.
Garglemesh
13-03-2005, 23:43
Don't get me wrong, I love rabbit. I also have several packages of Bambi's dad in my deep freezer. I just object to this guy's method of making money.


I've never had rabbit, but i don't object to people eating it. Bambi's dad was king of the forest, it was his mother who was too feeble to dodge bullets.

I wish I thought of this first.
Kervoskia
14-03-2005, 00:23
Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don’t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that’s for sure.

Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.

I don’t want to eat Toby, he is my friend, and he has always been the most loving, adorable pet. However, God as my witness, I will devour this little guy unless I receive 50,000$ USD into my account from donations or purchase of merchandise. You can help this poor, helpless bunny’s cause by making donations through my verified PayPal account by clicking on any of the Donate buttons on this site, or by purchasing merchandise at the Savetoby.com online store.

Here is the current status of donations for Toby, as of March 10th, 2005. Thanks to everyone who has contributed!
For those who are too lazy to go to the site. Over $18,000....how stupid people are.