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I believe that Attorney General Ashcroft is a kind, God-fearing man, and if you refuse to accept that, you should be secretly locked up, without due process. I don't understand why people complain about an Indian logo for a football team, and yet a Quaker can be used to sell oatmeal. I believe there is Christian persecution in America, because that is the only explanation as to why the entire population has not yet converted.

I believe the Army of God is not a terrorist group and if you say that again, I will call them and have you killed.

It's obvious that masturbation makes you go blind. How else could Ron Jeremy become a famous porn star?

I agree with late-term abortions... ...But only if you're a non-Christian criminal, at least 12 or older. It's very clear to me that prisons are too soft on crime. Prison rape is a luxury. That's why we ought to invade Cuba and turn it into a prison camp (more than it already is, I mean).

Why anyone would question the value of corporal punishment is beyond me. My parents beat the devil out of me and look how I turned out. These nutty, left wing hippies really bother me. "Spare the rod, move to Canada."

It is in my basic principles, that Christians should be able to pray in schools... and Synagogues, Mosques, Democratic campaign meetings, chatrooms, abortion clinics, the Pentagon, the middle of the highway, the subway, and of course, on John Kerry's forehead. Any restriction of my right to go and pray where and when I want is unconstitutional.

I don't understand why liberals don't like guns. They're certainly going to need them, after the Rapture. The demonic alien beings aren't going to register their ray guns, when they land, you know.

I believe that JESUS is my Savior, and that God gave His only Son, JESUS, to save us from our sins, and if you don't accept that the Bible is infallible, than you are going to hell. Well, let me correct that. I believe my Bible is infallible and if you don't accept that, you're going to hell. My Bible doesn't include the book of Mormon, any of that Jehova nonsense, most of the Catholic Apocrypha (we all know that's fictitious! Jesus advocating nudists-hah!), and the jury is still out on the Gospels of Thomas and Matthaias, the Acts of Andrew, the Acts of John, the Epistle of Barnabas, the Didache, the Shepherd of Hermas, and the Apocalypse of Peter. But other than that, I am 100% certain that the rest is totally infallible and has not been edited, revised, reorganized, or changed in any way, by the hand of man. (Except for the Bibles used by Jehovas, Mormons, Catholics, Lutherans, Anglicans, Unitarians, Messianic Christians, and certain Baptists.) Yes, I am a modern Christian.

Do you dislike the PlutonianEmpire? Just curious.

I don't understand why people complain about an Indian logo for a football team, and yet a Quaker can be used to sell oatmeal. I believe there is Christian persecution in America, because that is the only explanation as to why the entire population has not yet converted. I agree with the first sentence. As for the second, have you ever heard of freedom of religion? If not, please mosy on down to Iran.

It's obvious that masturbation makes you go blind. How else could Ron Jeremy become a famous porn star?BS. Nearly 100% of all males jerk. Are nearly 100& blind? Nope.

I agree with late-term abortions... ...But only if you're a non-Christian criminal, at least 12 or older. It's very clear to me that prisons are too soft on crime. Prison rape is a luxury. That's why we ought to invade Cuba and turn it into a prison camp (more than it already is, I mean). I thought you wanted everyone to be a Christian?

It is in my basic principles, that Christians should be able to pray in schools... and Synagogues, Mosques, Democratic campaign meetings, chatrooms, abortion clinics, the Pentagon, the middle of the highway, the subway, and of course, on John Kerry's forehead. Any restriction of my right to go and pray where and when I want is unconstitutional.Do you also think that everyone else should be allowed to pray wherever? Then fine, go protest. If you think that only Christians should, please refrain from giving the rest of your religion a bad name. (Same goes if you only think that say, Jews or Hindus should be allowed to pray wherever. )

I don't understand why liberals don't like guns. They're certainly going to need them, after the Rapture. The demonic alien beings aren't going to register their ray guns, when they land, you know.They are afraid that some un-savoury types that claim to be christian will buy guns and form a salem style mob, and shoot the suspected non-beleivers.

I believe that JESUS is my Savior, and that God gave His only Son, JESUS, to save us from our sins, and if you don't accept that the Bible is infallible, than you are going to hell. Well, let me correct that. I believe my Bible is infallible and if you don't accept that, you're going to hell. My Bible doesn't include the book of Mormon, any of that Jehova nonsense, most of the Catholic Apocrypha (we all know that's fictitious! Jesus advocating nudists-hah!), and the jury is still out on the Gospels of Thomas and Matthaias, the Acts of Andrew, the Acts of John, the Epistle of Barnabas, the Didache, the Shepherd of Hermas, and the Apocalypse of Peter. But other than that, I am 100% certain that the rest is totally infallible and has not been edited, revised, reorganized, or changed in any way, by the hand of man. (Except for the Bibles used by Jehovas, Mormons, Catholics, Lutherans, Anglicans, Unitarians, Messianic Christians, and certain Baptists.) Yes, I am a modern Christian. Good for you. I don't believe that, I beleive that when we all die, all the people that tried to push their beleifs on others get to sit and read their bibles, while all of us that mind our own business get to have crazy drunken orgys. Or whatever tickles our fancies. If we want to, becuase freedom owns.

Yes, I am a modern Partianist.

(psst! Holy Sheep, over here!
...
i think it was meant as humour.)

What's all this, then?

Lol

IT'S A 6 FOOT GREEN TROLL!! KILL IT :D

Good thread. Made me laugh throughout.

Funny, yes, but is it satire, or is he just a stupid troll like Jesussaves?

Hahahahahahaha!!!! I think someone needs to hammer a sign into the lawn saying "Do not feed the troll!":D Nice try;)

I see that now, Neo. I feel rather silly.

If its satire, I missed it.

If its a troll, please ignore it. Remeber the zoo sign "Don't feed the trolls"

The only thing that attracted me to the thread was his nation name :D

Do you dislike the PlutonianEmpire? Just curious.
Have we met on another forum? ;)

If its satire, I missed it.
Check out Plutophobia's other posts.

Check out Plutophobia's other posts.
Where can I find those? His fear of Pluto interests me... :D

Where can I find those? His fear of Pluto interests me... :D
Click on his name, then click on "Find More Posts by Plutophobia".

:Smacks the troll :gundge: Bad troll!!! Bad troll!!! Go back to ure cage with the Oompa Lumpas!!!!

Click on his name, then click on "Find More Posts by Plutophobia".
Awww, nothing to fuel my megalomania.... :(

:D

He's either a great satirist, or one hell of a whacked-out troll.

but maybe he's just trying to be funny I hope

*NEWSFLASH*

In a landmark event, London has recently released documents of a secret military weapon they call "sarcasm." Until now, most of the world (particularly America) were absolutely unaware of what exactly this stuff was, and how to use it, although Britain (particularly England) has used it exclusively, and has covertly trained its civilian population to use it, in order that they may make the rest of the world look stupid, thus, dominating it with their intellect which is not actually superior, but rather, just so intentionally confusing *takes a breath* that no one really has any idea what they're talking about, because of their long, drawn-on sentences filled with derisiveness, and so, anyone who argues, is therefore, forced to concede, and once again, Britain reigns supreme.

American scientists and college professors all across the nation have begun to use 'sarcasm', in hopes that it will one day lead to the realization of a theoretical concept called "satire", which would not only have extremely positive health benefits due to spawning laughter, but could also prove to be even more powerful than sarcasm, in that it would be sarcasm compounded in several paragraphs, thus, making it an even more effective method of confusing people.

Do you have a fan club?

Do you have a fan club?
You will be a ninja, grasshopper, when you answer this question:

Why doesn't he walk around the wall? :headbang:

*NEWSFLASH*

In a landmark event, London has recently released documents of a secret military weapon they call "sarcasm." Until now, most of the world (particularly America) were absolutely unaware of what exactly this stuff was, and how to use it, although Britain (particularly England) has used it exclusively, and has covertly trained its civilian population to use it, in order that they may make the rest of the world look stupid, thus, dominating it with their intellect which is not actually superior, but rather, just so intentionally confusing *takes a breath* that no one really has any idea what they're talking about, because of their long, drawn-on sentences filled with derisiveness, and so, anyone who argues, is therefore, forced to concede, and once again, Britain reigns supreme.

American scientists and college professors all across the nation have begun to use 'sarcasm', in hopes that it will one day lead to the realization of a theoretical concept called "satire", which would not only have extremely positive health benefits due to spawning laughter, but could also prove to be even more powerful than sarcasm, in that it would be sarcasm compounded in several paragraphs, thus, making it an even more effective method of confusing people.
Plutophobia, you are a genius.
:)

You will be a ninja, grasshopper, when you answer this question:

Why doesn't he walk around the wall? :headbang:
So, Plutophobia, I was wondering, where did you get your nation name? :D

Could be any number of reasons. The most immediate is the fact that he's on a two-dimensional plane, so there is no "around".

Of course, there's also the fact that the poor sod's on a set animation, so he really can't move in any direction.

Then, there's the slim chance that he's just a stubborn jerk, so he's gonna keep trying to bust through it.

So, I was wondering, did you get your nation name? :D
Because rich people terrify me.

Could be any number of reasons. The most immediate is the fact that he's on a two-dimensional plane, so there is no "around".

Of course, there's also the fact that the poor sod's on a set animation, so he really can't move in any direction.

Then, there's the slim chance that he's just a stubborn jerk, so he's gonna keep trying to bust through it.
HE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS!

Well yes, but I just had to give the least expected reasons.

Well yes, but I just had to give the least expected reasons.
That wasn't least expected. If you saw a Vietnam veteran with no legs and I asked you why they weren't walking, you wouldn't say it's because they're "stubborn."

Because rich people terrify me.
Ouch. Sorry. :(

But, don't worry about me. I'm named after the planet, not rich people. :)

That wasn't least expected. If you saw a Vietnam veteran with no legs and I asked you why they weren't walking, you wouldn't say it's because they're "stubborn."


Well, of course not. But when you get so caught up in thinking of reasons for the guy banging his head on the brick wall instad of simply walking around it, thus forgetting that he has legs, well...

I think you see where I'm going with this.

Well, of course not. But when you get so caught up in thinking of reasons for the guy banging his head on the brick wall instad of simply walking around it, thus forgetting that he has legs, well...

I think you see where I'm going with this.
Yes, it's like watching a lemming.

Anyway, someone asked about my name...

A plutocracy is a government ruled by the rich.
"Pluto" is the Latin word for Hades, the ruler of the underworld.
Mickey Mouse's dog was named Pluto.
Therefore, rich people are heathens that worship the Egyptian God of the underworld, Anubis, who (as I saw in the movie, Stargate) is actually the underling of an alien being trying to take over the Earth.

THAT is why I am called Plutophobia.

Well, I had to try to cover up my very bold mistake.

A lemming? You bastard...

I am too used to people who appear to be satirical being serious. Jesussaves, Commando1-3, and a few others.

I am too used to people who appear to be satirical being serious. Jesussaves, Commando1-3, and a few others.


Same here. I've gotta tell ya --- at first glance, I thought you were serious. Then I read through it again, and noticed that you were either a whacky troll or a satirist.

Whacky troll was my first guess, because I encounter those all too often on forums.

Same here. I've gotta tell ya --- at first glance, I thought you were serious. Then I read through it again, and noticed that you were either a whacky troll or a satirist.

Whacky troll was my first guess, because I encounter those all too often on forums.
What's the difference between a satirist and a whacky troll?

The whacky troll is just there to piss people off.

Jesussaves... passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!

Okay.

By this thread alone. We should have a Plutophobia fan club. Your good. :D

I believe that Attorney General Ashcroft is a kind, God-fearing man, and if you refuse to accept that, you should be secretly locked up, without due process. I don't understand why people complain about an Indian logo for a football team, and yet a Quaker can be used to sell oatmeal. I believe there is Christian persecution in America, because that is the only explanation as to why the entire population has not yet converted.

I believe the Army of God is not a terrorist group and if you say that again, I will call them and have you killed.

It's obvious that masturbation makes you go blind. How else could Ron Jeremy become a famous porn star?

I agree with late-term abortions... ...But only if you're a non-Christian criminal, at least 12 or older. It's very clear to me that prisons are too soft on crime. Prison rape is a luxury. That's why we ought to invade Cuba and turn it into a prison camp (more than it already is, I mean).

Why anyone would question the value of corporal punishment is beyond me. My parents beat the devil out of me and look how I turned out. These nutty, left wing hippies really bother me. "Spare the rod, move to Canada."

It is in my basic principles, that Christians should be able to pray in schools... and Synagogues, Mosques, Democratic campaign meetings, chatrooms, abortion clinics, the Pentagon, the middle of the highway, the subway, and of course, on John Kerry's forehead. Any restriction of my right to go and pray where and when I want is unconstitutional.

I don't understand why liberals don't like guns. They're certainly going to need them, after the Rapture. The demonic alien beings aren't going to register their ray guns, when they land, you know.

I believe that JESUS is my Savior, and that God gave His only Son, JESUS, to save us from our sins, and if you don't accept that the Bible is infallible, than you are going to hell. Well, let me correct that. I believe my Bible is infallible and if you don't accept that, you're going to hell. My Bible doesn't include the book of Mormon, any of that Jehova nonsense, most of the Catholic Apocrypha (we all know that's fictitious! Jesus advocating nudists-hah!), and the jury is still out on the Gospels of Thomas and Matthaias, the Acts of Andrew, the Acts of John, the Epistle of Barnabas, the Didache, the Shepherd of Hermas, and the Apocalypse of Peter. But other than that, I am 100% certain that the rest is totally infallible and has not been edited, revised, reorganized, or changed in any way, by the hand of man. (Except for the Bibles used by Jehovas, Mormons, Catholics, Lutherans, Anglicans, Unitarians, Messianic Christians, and certain Baptists.) Yes, I am a modern Christian.

Beware of false christians.

Oh god, not you again... I think you should have read the entire thread.

Lmao!!

I don't understand why liberals don't like guns. They're certainly going to need them, after the Rapture. The demonic alien beings aren't going to register their ray guns, when they land, you know.


*tee hee*

Ahhh ... rock on, Pluto. Funny stuff. :D

:Smacks the troll :gundge: Bad troll!!! Bad troll!!! Go back to ure cage with the Oompa Lumpas!!!!
lmao!!!!! Congratulations, you are my Quote Of The Day!

All jokes aside, I don't believe capitalizing simply one letter shows enough reverence for God, or even coloring the text red.

So, I propose that, henceforth, every time the words God, Jesus, Christ, Him, and He are mentioned, that they be fully capitalized, bold, italicized, underlined, circled, highlighted, in neon red, and (if possible) lit and flashing.

This would be a step towards an ideal society where, at every mention of one of the previous listed words, a large hand stretches out from the text, slaps you across the face, and says, "LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!"

*Gives troll a cookie* *mutters under breath to troll* your going to be my big strong troll one day... and we will take over the word! Muwahaha!*/mutters under breath to troll*

*Runs away*

my 600th!