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In my history class yesterday we were discussing how and where we think World War Three will come about. Some people thought North Korea, others India/Pakistan, and a few favored the Middle East. All in all it was a fairly interesting discussion.

It got me thinking, too. The First World War was just The Great War. The second was simple, World War 2: The Germans Strike Back. The problem lies in the third installment. What would the subtitle be? I personally favor either World War Three: Wrath of Rumsfeld or WW3: The U.S. Finally Got Pissed Off At All You Jackasses.

What do you suggest?

World War 3: Fuck

WW3: The US finally fucked up

The First World War was just The World War.
No, it was the Great War.

No, it was the Great War.

True, I forgot think about that.

War is not a star wars movie. Please fuck off.

World War 3: Fuck

Succinct.

World War 3: Return of the Nazis (in the form of America)

WW3: *Worldwide Groan*Oh No, not again!

World War 3: Revenge of the Fuckwits

WW3:Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!

WW3:A Funny thing Happened on the Way to Shanghai!

ww3 : return of the Nazi/jedi
3 world 3 war

World War Three: there are no winners this time

ww1 started when germany was attacked by the south (serbia)
ww2 started with the treaty of versailles which was signed by the west of germany
ww3 will start with the north of germany or the antichrist who is probably prince william

well isnt this fucking funny, i got a brother in basra and two cousens in ireland. i hope you dont take offence when i ask you to sod off and die

ww3:europe finally decided america can have the fucking plannet and moved to the moon

World War 3: We Didn't Start The Fire

Okay, so that was lame. I'm short on ideas, here!

ww1 started when germany was attacked by the south (serbia)
ww2 started with the treaty of versailles which was signed by the west of germany
ww3 will start with the north of germany or the antichrist who is probably prince william


how the fuck is will the anti-christ?

Flashheart']
ww3:europe finally decided america can have the fucking plannet and moved to the moon

thats not a war, but it would be when the europeans forget england and they call for america and the europeans build a moon base with a big laser


dude wheres my war?

Flashheart']well isnt this fucking funny, i got a brother in basra and two cousens in ireland.

i have several cousins in Ireland

in fact, i have my whole family in Ireland

i dont think hes even suggesting war is funny

Flashheart']well isnt this fucking funny, i got a brother in basra and two cousens in ireland. i hope you dont take offence when i ask you to sod off and die

ww3:europe finally decided america can have the fucking plannet and moved to the moon

It's not designed to be funny. My thoughts go out to your brother and cousins, they are in the British Army, we look after our own.

Flashheart']how the fuck is will the anti-christ?
Latest conpsiracie theorys say the Pope is the Anti-christ!

World War 3 and the Evil Democracy of Doom

It's not designed to be funny. My thoughts go out to your brother and cousins, they are in the British Army, we look after our own.

ok

Latest conpsiracie theorys say the Pope is the Anti-christ!

i had a 5er on saddam as in one of notradamus theoes he said that the west will fall to maddas (backwards is saddam)

WW3:Mannos, the Hands of Fate!

WW3:Deep Hurting!

WW3:Three Men and Your Sister!

WW3: The US just doesn't know when to give up

Flashheart']i had a 5er on saddam as in one of notradamus theoes he said that the west will fall to maddas (backwards is saddam)
So, backwards it's "Saddam to fall will west."
Interesting. :)

ww1 started when germany was attacked by the south (serbia)
ww2 started with the treaty of versailles which was signed by the west of germany
ww3 will start with the north of germany or the antichrist who is probably prince william

That's Prince HARRY you're thinking of!!! (It WAS fancy dress, everyone made a big deal of it, really...)

So, backwards it's "Saddam to fall will west."
Interesting. :)

...no maddas is saddam backwards..i only mean that but considering his preasent incarceration i think it would be difficult

Flashheart']i had a 5er on saddam as in one of notradamus theoes he said that the west will fall to maddas (backwards is saddam)

Believing that crap makes people look like this! (http://www.eastbayri.com/temporaryimages/bp1889.jpg)

That's Prince HARRY you're thinking of!!! (It WAS fancy dress, everyone made a big deal of it, really...)

its ridiculouse, i mean the sign said FANCY DRESS i think he is allowed to go as hitler youth if he wants

WW3: The US just doesn't know when to give up


WW3:Europe Really Gets Blown Up This Time!

So, backwards it's "Saddam to fall will west."
Interesting. :)
No, backwards it's "saddam ot llaf lliw tsew eht".

WW3:Europe Really Gets Blown Up This Time!

ww3: washington wasteland :D

Flashheart']ww3: washington wasteland :D

WW3:Paris Pulverized!

WW3:London Leveled!

WW3:France Fucked!

WW3:Italy Degreased!

WW3:Canada Hot!

Flashheart']its ridiculouse, i mean the sign said FANCY DRESS i think he is allowed to go as hitler youth if he wants
Bad thing was, it wasn't just the tabloids that did it, the broadsheets made a huge fuss as well

Bad thing was, it wasn't just the tabloids that did it, the broadsheets made a huge fuss as well

i think the broadsheets are becoming more llike the tabloids these days

WW3:Paris Pulverized!

WW3:London Leveled!

WW3:France Fucked!

WW3:Italy Degreased!

WW3:Canada Hot!


ww3:des moins destroyed
ww3: bosston banished
ww3:texas taxed
ww3: what the fuck happend to new york/
ww3:stars and blood
ww3:who fucked up this time?
ww3 land of the free/dead

i could argue all night but see thing is although i am patriotic to my country and maybe even europe i just dont want to waste my time on some backwards hick. goodnight

Flashheart']i think the broadsheets are becoming more llike the tabloids these days

Some are. But thats the media for you, always looking to make quick cash. Never actually caring about traditions etc

Some are. But thats the media for you, always looking to make quick cash. Never actually caring about traditions etc

thing is that as it progresses its going to get worse

Flashheart']ww3:des moins destroyed
ww3: bosston banished
ww3:texas taxed
ww3: what the fuck happend to new york/
ww3:stars and blood
ww3:who fucked up this time?
ww3 land of the free/dead

i could argue all night but see thing is although i am patriotic to my country and maybe even europe i just dont want to waste my time on some backwards hick. goodnight

Yeah, I'm a backwards hick. You're just a greasy, eurotrash flit-boy. I won't waste my time on a fruitcake like you either.

Flashheart']thing is that as it progresses its going to get worse

It's not like the Government helps either, Blair and his fucking spin doctors!

Yeah, I'm a backwards hick. You're just a greasy, eurotrash flit-boy. I won't waste my time on a fruitcake like you either.

fruitcake! good god what an insult!

how about:
WW3 - and now for for something compleatly differant, a man with a nuclear bomb up his nose

think about it, WW3 would be espionage, not all out war

but if you want to be disgusting:
WW3 - and now for something compleatly differant, the world (or G.W. Bush) with a nuclear missile up its (or his) ass

well, one of them is right... maybe... but we can hope that it will never happen

It's not like the Government helps either, Blair and his fucking spin doctors!

either way the world is screwed

how about:
WW3 - and now for for something compleatly differant, a man with a nuclear bomb up his nose

think about it, WW3 would be espionage, not all out war

but if you want to be disgusting:
WW3 - and now for something compleatly differant, the world (or G.W. Bush) with a nuclear missile up its (or his) ass

well, one of them is right... maybe... but we can hope that it will never happen

python style

Flashheart']fruitcake! good god what an insult!


Good God, nice language skills!

Yeah, I'm a backwards hick. You're just a greasy, eurotrash flit-boy. I won't waste my time on a fruitcake like you either.

i may be eurotrash ...possibly greasy but the american girls like the acent and ...but flit boy :mad: grrr that makes me very angry..oh dear...what am i to do

Good God, nice language skills!

meaning? the phrase good god has made sence for hundreds of years..maybe not to religeouse pilgrim rejects but still...

Flashheart']i may be eurotrash ...possibly greasy but the american girls like the acent and ...but flit boy :mad: grrr that makes me very angry..oh dear...what am i to do

Yeah right.

You couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a pocketful of cash.

BTW American girls don't go for those types!

PS-Why did you respond? You said you were done with me.

Flashheart']meaning? the phrase good god has made sence for hundreds of years..maybe not to religeouse pilgrim rejects but still...

Do you ever use capital letters?

What is a "religeouse" pilgrim. I'm neither religious, or a pilgrim.

:D Yeah right.

You couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a pocketful of cash.

BTW American girls don't go for those types!

PS-Why did you respond? You said you were done with me.

truth is i couldnt resist it.
worst part of it is i kind of like that last insult you maade against me and i plan to use it on other people,truth being i really dont dislike you i just take you as a firey angry american...hell under different circumstances we could even just have a low level of hatred :D

Flashheart']:D

truth is i couldnt resist it.
worst part of it is i kind of like that last insult you maade against me and i plan to use it on other people,truth being i really dont dislike you i just take you as a firey angry american...hell under different circumstances we could even just have a low level of hatred :D

Truth be told, I couldn't be troubled if all of you were exterminated with extreme prejudice. Wipe out all of that Euro inbreeding.

Do you ever use capital letters?

What is a "religeouse" pilgrim. I'm neither religious, or a pilgrim.

nope curse of being dislexic (here come the illiterate gags, yet more proof of the appalling levels of respect of peers in u.s schools :D )
that would also include my terrible spelling.

correct me if i am rong but american nation was founded by religeouse rejects (pilgrim fathers)

tuttle are you anoying americans again?

yep

Flashheart']nope curse of being dislexic (here come the illiterate gags, yet more proof of the appalling levels of respect of peers in u.s schools :D )
that would also include my terrible spelling.

correct me if i am rong but american nation was founded by religeouse rejects (pilgrim fathers)

I haven't been in school since 1962. Respect is earned, not given, butt-monkey!

Can you understand this? HYFTESETSETDDSXCGC!

Neither can I, retard.

I haven't been in school since 1962. Respect is earned, not given, butt-monkey!

Can you understand this? HYFTESETSETDDSXCGC!

Neither can I, retard.

Look pal you two have gotten off on to the rong foot,
tuttle is dyslexic, he has trouble writting and spelling, he is 15 if you are as old as you say then surely you must understand that people of opur age are going to be a bit brash, but i assure you it doesnt mean anything, if you are as old as it seems i am sure you understand that certain minor mental disabilities can cause gravee effects when taken in this way.Re-tard comes from the latin meaning held back, tuttle is getting straight As.
Now if you persist i am afraid i shall halve to report tou due to bad posts

I haven't been in school since 1962. Respect is earned, not given, butt-monkey!

Can you understand this? HYFTESETSETDDSXCGC!

Neither can I, retard.

Dude. Shut the fuck up.

I haven't been in school since 1962. Respect is earned, not given, butt-monkey!

Can you understand this? HYFTESETSETDDSXCGC!

Neither can I, retard.

let us not drop to these levels of mindless inults please

Dude. Shut the fuck up.

heer heer.
People like this guy probably ware pillow cases and torch down houses belonging to black people

Look pal you two have gotten off on to the rong foot,
tuttle is dyslexic, he has trouble writting and spelling, he is 15 if you are as old as you say then surely you must understand that people of opur age are going to be a bit brash, but i assure you it doesnt mean anything, if you are as old as it seems i am sure you understand that certain minor mental disabilities can cause gravee effects when taken in this way.Re-tard comes from the latin meaning held back, tuttle is getting straight As.
Now if you persist i am afraid i shall halve to report tou due to bad posts

you are dysexic to jacomus

Flashheart']you are dysexic to jacomus

yes but the effects fade

WW3: The Gay War.
WW3: ??????????
WW3: Are you fucking kidding me???

heer heer.
People like this guy probably ware pillow cases and torch down houses belonging to black people

That was directed at JW I hope.

How is a war where hundreds of millions die in any way funny?
It is telling of society where such a catacysm can be glamourised like some hollywood movie.
I will raise my voice, as others have, in horror at this entire thread.
ITS NOT FUNNY to see family die, ok?

How is a war where hundreds of millions die in any way funny?
It is telling of society where such a catacysm can be glamourised like some hollywood movie.
I will raise my voice, as others have, in horror at this entire thread.
ITS NOT FUNNY to see family die, ok?this is sarcasm... this is another way of protesting war by pointing out how stupid it is... if you cannot understand that... then don't read/post.

WW3: cus we just love trilogies...
WW3: the last two were just practice
WW3: the lesson never learned.

Flashheart']i may be eurotrash

I'm the only eurotrash here, and damn proud of it too ;)

WW3: the lesson never learned.

People have short memories and shorter attention spans.
Some people will never grasp the human cost until it hits close to them. Whatever your 'reasons', you are still trivialising the issue.

People have short memories and shorter attention spans.
Some people will never grasp the human cost until it hits close to them. Whatever your 'reasons', you are still trivialising the issue.when you think about it... all forms of comedy are wrong to you... can you give one joke that doesn't trivialize a human problem... sterotype some group of people or make fun of a group? there is no Comic then that you read because they trivialize alot of things... being rich... being poor... being typecast... Humor can also bring to attention the shortcommings of the government... bring to the forefront problems and issues people would rather ignore, and makes others think about where the government, or their lives are going. Satire was first used in this method and many issues were brought to the forefront. My point still stands... if you find this or other threads offensive... then stop posting in it... all you're doing is keeping that you find offensive alive.

by posting such comments, only shows others that you have "No sense of Humor"

Hey, you know what would be *really* funny? Setting fire to kittens! (http://homepages.tesco.net/~v4uhn/4/)

Hey, you know what would be *really* funny? Setting fire to kittens! (http://homepages.tesco.net/~v4uhn/4/) :D

[sings]
Never set the cat on fire, you only will annoy it
The flames will make the beast perspire; it surely won't enjoy it
Likewise do not ignite the dog, the snake, the gerbil, or the frog
No, never set the cat on fire

{Refrain}
And mind your manners, as circumstances may require
And never set the cat on fire

Don't open up the cabin hatch; the air is sure to leave it
And air is very hard to catch; you never will retrieve it
And even though your life's a bore, don't open the reactor door
Don't open up the cabin hatch

{Refrain}

Don't change the navigator's data, someone's sure to see ya
You know the captain's view of that, a very bad idea
He doesn't want his ship to race forever lost in endless space
Don't change the navigator's data

{Refrain}

Don't start an interstellar war; it has no helpful uses
When someone asks you 'what's it for?', you'll only make excuses
If thirty trillion folks get hurt, you'll go to bed with no dessert!
Don't start an interstellar war

{Refrain twice}


by Frank Hayes

Lol, great ditty there.
Did you click on the link? I'm only teasing you - you mustn't take it to heart.
One thing I find *really* funny is the way everyone just flames... everyone else. Anyone with an opinion. I reminds me of that picture... with the people just clamping their hands over their ears and screaming at each other.

Just try to have a little empathy. Ok, I'll admit I might be a bit sensitive to the issue, but not without reason.

PS. I was going to include a picture of my cat - complete with GIMPed flames - but my niece is staying over and she (the cat, I mean) is petrified of her - I haven't been able to find her to take a photo, lol.

Lol, great ditty there.
Did you click on the link? I'm only teasing you - you mustn't take it to heart.
One thing I find *really* funny is the way everyone just flames... everyone else. Anyone with an opinion. I reminds me of that picture... with the people just clamping their hands over their ears and screaming at each other.

Just try to have a little empathy. Ok, I'll admit I might be a bit sensitive to the issue, but not without reason.

PS. I was going to include a picture of my cat - complete with GIMPed flames - but my niece is staying over and she (the cat, I mean) is petrified of her - I haven't been able to find her to take a photo, lol.I understand completly... there are some issues that some people don't wanna have joked about... which is why it must be understood that comedy isn't about hurting people or tivilizing things... but in a way, forcing others to look at it from another perspective... maybe even making some things bearable because you can laugh at them. No hard feelings.

No problem. When things get tough, people can fall back on humour (bear that in mind - you'll need it for WW3)
Nekone (http://homepages.tesco.net/~v4uhn/4/nekone.jpg)
No sense of humour you say? Well I must be British then, eh?

Y'know...while I normally come to threads late, they haven't normally degenerated quite so badly...but anyway. World War 3, if it happens, will be between North Korea and China to begin with, then China will be supported by America, and probably another 'Coalition of the willing', simply for the economic interests. But fortunately, I don't think it will happen.

No problem. When things get tough, people can fall back on humour (bear that in mind - you'll need it for WW3)
Nekone (http://homepages.tesco.net/~v4uhn/4/nekone.jpg)
No sense of humour you say? Well I must be British then, eh?HEY I LOVE British Humour... Monty Python... Allo Allo... Piglet Files... Benny Hill... And I love the pic. :D

Degenerated? My dear boy, entropy is the natural state of being! It is the human condition - it drives our lives (and deaths), commerce, industry, science - all the decay of energy states.
If we were immortal, we would do a damn sight less with our lives. Whats the point? -- There is always tomorrow.

I've just proved my own theory by going completely off-topic :)

HEY I LOVE British Humour... Monty Python... Allo Allo... Piglet Files... Benny Hill... And I love the pic. :D

True timeless classics, all of them. Except Benny Hill. That was rubbish - I never 'got' all the running around - which is about the only element recalled nowadays. Things have moved on a bit though, have you seen The Office or Little Britain?

True timeless classics, all of them. Except Benny Hill. That was rubbish - I never 'got' all the running around - which is about the only element recalled nowadays. Things have moved on a bit though, have you seen The Office or Little Britain?aw man... you gotta hear his poetry and music lyrics... the man is a wit when it comes to the play on words... his earlier works are marvolous... Didn't catch the Office or Little Britian tho..

That was directed at JW I hope.

indeed it was,i would not insult you

I'm the only eurotrash here, and damn proud of it too ;)

you should be proud :D

I haven't been in school since 1962. Respect is earned, not given, butt-monkey!

Can you understand this? HYFTESETSETDDSXCGC!

Neither can I, retard.

Yeah, very mature to make fun of a person with dyslexia...your age sure shows of.

Yeah, very mature to make fun of a person with dyslexia...your age sure shows of.

heer heer
i have a minor case of dyslexia but the guy this johny wodd fagot was taking the piss out of has it bad and is really pissed off

heer heer
i have a minor case of dyslexia but the guy this johny wodd fagot was taking the piss out of has it bad and is really pissed off

Have a friend with it...so I "know" how it is to have it.

And you can often understand what they mean, so whats the big fuzz? People without dyslexia normally can spell even worse on forums like this :D

Have a friend with it...so I "know" how it is to have it.

And you can often understand what they mean, so whats the big fuzz? People without dyslexia normally can spell even worse on forums like this :D

i agree
but it doesnt just effect spelling.
in english i am a good speller an write appallingly
tuttle writes well and isnt very good at spelling