My fun weekend. (SAVE ME!)
Keruvalia
12-03-2005, 20:21
So, I'm back at home for the weekend because today is my daughter's 7th birthday. She has decided to have a slumber party. It will be her first.
At about 5 o'clock this evening, I will be invaded by a dozen or so 6-7 year old girls who will be staying the night.
Can I come hide at one of ya'll's houses?
ProMonkians
12-03-2005, 20:23
Can I come hide at one of ya'll's houses?
If you want, I have cupboard you can use. Other than that I suggest you 'hide' yourself in a bottle of whiskey...
Happy birthday to your daughter!
Lighten up 6 year-old girls can be fun. Besides your wife my get pissed at you if you leave her alone with all those ids.
ProMonkians
12-03-2005, 20:25
Happy birthday to your daughter!
Lighten up 6 girls can be fun. Besides your wife my get pissed at you if you leave her alone with all those ids.
If he has a bottle of whiskey he and his wife can both get pissed :D
So, I'm back at home for the weekend because today is my daughter's 7th birthday. She has decided to have a slumber party. It will be her first.
At about 5 o'clock this evening, I will be invaded by a dozen or so 6-7 year old girls who will be staying the night.
Can I come hide at one of ya'll's houses?
Not if you keep saying "y'all"!
Keruvalia
12-03-2005, 20:27
Not if you keep saying "y'all"!
:p
Don't push it... I'm armed...
Don't push it... I'm armed...
with what
I'm just that --- armed. Two arms here, and I know how to use them.
Pure Metal
12-03-2005, 20:58
So, I'm back at home for the weekend because today is my daughter's 7th birthday. She has decided to have a slumber party. It will be her first.
At about 5 o'clock this evening, I will be invaded by a dozen or so 6-7 year old girls who will be staying the night.
Can I come hide at one of ya'll's houses?
we just got a shitload of beer and cocktail-making booze, come over and we'll have our own party! all are invited :)
Alien Born
12-03-2005, 21:07
we just got a shitload of beer and cocktail-making booze, come over and we'll have our own party! all are invited :)
Does that include the six year olds? :eek:
Von Witzleben
12-03-2005, 21:12
Lighten up 6 year-old girls can be fun.
Like a hernia.
Alrighty then!
(Throws on army helmet)
You're going to need coffee first and foremost. Then, run down to a CVS or Wallgreens and grab some earplugs, might as well get some sleeping pills while your at it. It will be the only way you get to sleep.
Should you find yourself in the situation where invasion is imminent, baricade yourself in a room with a long poking stick, and wait out the tide.
Good luck soldier!
Chicken pi
12-03-2005, 21:13
You could have a tea party!
Pure Metal
12-03-2005, 21:21
Does that include the six year olds? :eek:
:rolleyes: :p
give the 6 year olds the whiskey, shuts them right up.... works every time.....
Dostanuot Loj
12-03-2005, 22:11
Happy birthday to your daughter. But I surely piety you.
I'll send my colum of whippets to assist if needed.*
*Tank joke between me and my girlfreind, the whippet is a WW1 tank, and I have a picture of a column of them.
Peechland
13-03-2005, 01:34
*wonders if Keruvalia has cracked yet*
Lunatic Goofballs
13-03-2005, 01:35
So, I'm back at home for the weekend because today is my daughter's 7th birthday. She has decided to have a slumber party. It will be her first.
At about 5 o'clock this evening, I will be invaded by a dozen or so 6-7 year old girls who will be staying the night.
Can I come hide at one of ya'll's houses?
I highly recommend you don't sleep. Or you may wake up being 'made over' by a bunch of seven year olds with lipstick and magic markers. :)
Come over to my house. We can have a slumber party!
Randomea
13-03-2005, 01:44
Hmm...I just used my plane ticket...but I suggest you buy one and escape the country, first from the kids and then your wife's wrath.