NationStates Jolt Archive

Seems everything I buy these days
has got a foreign name
from the kind of car I drive
to my video games
I got a Nikkon camera
A Sony color TV
But the one I love the most
is from the USA
is standing next to me


My baby is American made
born and bred in the USA
from her sexy long hair
to her sexy long legs
my baby is American made

She looks good in her tight fittin' jeans
she bought in Mexico
and she loves wearing french perfume
everywhere we go
but when it comes to the lovin' part
one thing is true
my baby's genuine USA
Red White and Blue

My baby is American made
born and bred in the USA
from her sexy long hair
to her sexy long legs
my baby is American made

Oakridge Boys

cause the best women in the world, are American women.

Your problem = Born in America, use stuff from made in China!

;)

is this a call for white supremecy?

Baby Blue

She looked so much like a lady
but she was so much like a child
A devil when she held me close
an angel when she smiled
she always held it deep inside
but somehow I always knew
she'd go away when the grass turned green
and the skies turned baby blue

Baby blue
was the color of her eyes
baby blue
like the Colorado skies
like the breath of spring
she came and left
and I still don't know why
so
here's to you
and whoever holds my baby blue tonight

She brought colors to my life
that my eyes have never touched
when she taught me how to care
I never cared so much
I try not to think of her
but I fall asleep and do
and drift off
where the grass is green
and the sky is baby blue

Baby blue
was the color of her eyes
baby blue
like the Colorado skies
like the breath of spring
she came and left
and I still don't know why
so
here's to you
and whoever holds my baby blue tonight

George Straight

Is your butt still bleeding?

Is your butt still bleeding?
up yours

up yours

Think about what you just said.

Baby's Gotten Good at Goodbye

What a rotten day
this turned out to be
I still can't believe
she'd leave so easily
she just got all her things
threw them into a pile
then she loaded her car
and said "After a while"
She'd done this before
but this time she didn't cry


That's why
I'm sittin on the front steps
staring down the road
wondering if she'll ever come back
this time I don't know
cause after she packed
when she looked back
there were no tears in her eyes
and that's got me worried
thinking maybe my baby's gotten good at goodbye

All the times before
she'd break down and cry
she'd make her threats
but her heart wasn't set on goodbye
she just wanted me to hear
what she had to say
now I'm lost for words since she went away
she may not return
cause this time she didn't cry

That's why
I'm sittin on the front steps
staring down the road
wondering if she'll ever come back
this time I don't know
cause after she packed
when she looked back
there were no tears in her eyes
and that's got me worried
thinking maybe my baby's gotten good at goodbye


George Straight

cause the best women in the world, are American women.

Really?

Really?
yeah

yeah

Why?

Why?

Probably something to do with fast food.

Is your butt still bleeding?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Why?
many reasons.

Is your butt still bleeding?
This is an amazing post.

EDIT: I was gonna post something else, but I'm trying a kindler, gentler Eichen.

Thanks for sharing. :p

This is an amazing post.

Agreed. I laughed so hard when I read that. Sdaeriji can attest to this since he was on the phone with me when I read it.....laughed....soooooo hard.

I can be sensitive when I want.

But this case doesn't merit it.

Agreed. I laughed so hard when I read that. Sdaeriji can attest to this since he was on the phone with me when I read it.....laughed....soooooo hard.

Yeah, but come next years posties, you all will have forgotten it. :(

Yeah, but come next years posties, you all will have forgotten it. :(

Awww, no I'll memorialize you in my signature :)

Why? (are American Girls the best)

Well east coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I’m down there

The mid-west farmer’s daughters really make you feel alright
And the northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california girls

The west coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a french bikini on hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california girls

I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)

many reasons.

Care to explain them to a poor fool like me? What is it that makes non-American women inferior?

Awww, no I'll memorialize you in my signature :)

Honestly, I can think of no higher honor.

(Unless I was whittier).

Honestly, I can think of no higher honor.

(Unless I was whittier).

It has a place in my signature now, :)

Lacadaemon wins this thread.

Care to explain them to a poor fool like me? What is it that makes non-American women inferior?
they were born and raised in the USA and inculcated with American culture.they do whatever you tell them. And most of them don't care if you cheat on them with other women.

they were born and raised in the USA and inculcated with American culture.

Okay, so are you working on the assumption here that American culture is the best culture in the world?

they do whatever you tell them.

Does the phrase 'Nuremberg Trials' ring any bells?

And most of them don't care if you cheat on them with other women.

If they don't care, then surely you aren't technically cheating on them?


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So the best women in the world are subservient, polyamorous and have a knowledge of jazz and rap?

Okay, so are you working on the assumption here that American culture is the best culture in the world?



Does the phrase 'Nuremberg Trials' ring any bells?



If they don't care, then surely you aren't technically cheating on them?


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So the best women in the world are subservient, polyamorous and have a knowledge of jazz and rap?

1. Not really, if I had access to foreign women, I would make the moves on them too. NonAmerican women are more preferable than that dumb bitch.

2. what doest nuremburg have to do with?

3. That's the point.

1. Not really, if I had access to foreign women, I would make the moves on them too. NonAmerican women are more preferable than that dumb bitch.

So when you say 'American women are the best on the world' you don't actually mean 'American women are the best in the world'?

2. what doest nuremburg have to do with?

The end result of a culture that encourages people to "do whatever you tell them".

So when you say 'American women are the best on the world' you don't actually mean 'American women are the best in the world'?



The end result of a culture that encourages people to "do whatever you tell them".
2. American women are like that naturally, as long as you have sex with them.

2. American women are like that naturally, as long as you have sex with them.

So are you claiming that this isn't actually a product of culture - seeing as how you claim they are 'naturally' like that - but instead one of genetics?

Lacadaemon, just know that not everyone here thinks you are funny...

they were born and raised in the USA and inculcated with American culture.they do whatever you tell them. And most of them don't care if you cheat on them with other women.

So, basically, you like women you can boss around and cheat on. Nice.

Lacadaemon, just know that not everyone here thinks you are funny...

Yes, well I would hate to think that my humor was 'low-brow'. So thank you. :rolleyes:

Yes, well I would hate to think that my humor was 'low-brow'. So thank you. :rolleyes:

Mocking the afflicted is kewl.

The afflicted? As in people with bleeding asses, right?

Mocking the afflicted is kewl.

No it's not.

The first joke might have been a bit amusing, but it's just old now.

No it's not.

Yes, that was my point.

Yes, that was my point.

Ah, sorry. Internet sarcasm can be a tricksy thing -- it's early and I missed that one.

Mocking the afflicted is kewl.

To be fair, I posted that before I read the auto-immune diesease thread.

But actually yeah, historically, mocking the afflicted is kewl. As well you know BWO.

To be fair, I posted that before I read the auto-immune diesease thread.

But actually yeah, historically, mocking the afflicted is kewl. As well you know BWO.

Which just raises the question whether being kewl is in itself a good thing or not...

Which just raises the question whether being kewl is in itself a good thing or not...

Dunno, that's well beyond my pay-grade. I just do what I am told. I like shouting.

Dunno, that's well beyond my pay-grade. I just do what I am told. I like shouting.

Are you by any chance a Vogon?

"Yeah," he said, "but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy. Except ..." he thought again, which required looking at the ceiling - "except some of the shouting I quite like." He filled his lungs and bellowed, "Resistance is ..."

Are you by any chance a Vogon?

Not really, but I do identify with the green rubber and the shouting.

So, basically, you like women you can boss around and cheat on. Nice.

well, DUUUHHHH! who wouldn't? :rolleyes:

well, DUUUHHHH! who wouldn't? :rolleyes:

Hello.

Red White and Blue



She's French?

And... I know someone who would largely disagree with the comment that American women are the best. I actually disagree with it as well. If I was male I think I'd turn gay with some of the American (or even European) women. I mean, just take that... Hilton-chick, Attack of the Slut *MEGA-SHUDDER*.


well, DUUUHHHH! who wouldn't?


I know a few men who wouldn't. They're a rare species.

She's French?

Could be a reference to sad, caucasian communists, perhaps?

cause the best women in the world, are American women.

This guy disagrees click here damn you (http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreign_women_are_better.html)

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A huge percentage of American women are selfish, flighty, insecure, needy and psychotic, and quite capable of concealing those traits during the dating phase

White 'career' American chicks are the bottom of the barrel marriage-wise.

Foreign women from South America, Eastern Europe, and Asia are at the top. Only guys who travel (in other words, guys who are successful and ambitious enough to travel a lot) find these. But they never, ever go back.

Foreign-born women living in the US are the next best. They get married early...they are highly sought-after by American guys for their wifely skills (hell, any women who has ANY ability to be a wife is better than your average American chick, who knows NOTHING about being a wife)

Bottom of the barrel---white American chicks. Yecch.

Here's a story: I knew a guy who was Hungarian (parents emigrated) who tried for 15 years to find a half-decent women to marry. He's a doctor, by the way. Finally after 8 psycho-weirdo US chicks, he went back to the 'old country' to find a wife. The people there were lining the women up for him to meet...he's a rich American guy...they are considered the best husbands in the world.

He found this lovely wife. She is a total gem, and he's happy as hell. 2 kids. Happily ever after.
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I'm telling you, I really think this Wittier- nut is putting on an act. He's making a very, very clumsy attempt at acting like a moron and a complete jerk.

By the way, while stating that American women are "the best in the world" is obviously absurd (as would be any such national generalisation), that's no excuse for anyone to start bashing American women as a whole either. (Especially since Whittier- isn't praising them, he's flinging groundless insults at them). Ethnic/national generalisations both ways are meaningless, the product of simplistic minds that can't cope with the complexities of reality. They just make those who utter them look stupid. Don't mimic the moron.

I'm telling you, I really think this Wittier- nut is putting on an act. He's making a very, very clumsy attempt at acting like a moron and a complete jerk.

By the way, while stating that American women are "the best in the world" is obviously absurd (as would be any such national generalisation), that's no excuse for anyone to start bashing American women as a whole either. (Especially since Whittier- isn't praising them, he's flinging groundless insults at them). Ethnic/national generalisations both ways are meaningless, the product of simplistic minds that can't cope with the complexities of reality. They just make those who utter them look stupid. Don't mimic the moron.

Even the Devil needs and Advocate my friend.