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"Stick around"-Dutch :sniper:

Cohaagen, you got what you wanted; you must give those people air!

-or-

Screw yew, Benny! GHAahahaha!

"Don't be a girlie man"

"you wanna be a farmer, heres a couple of acres"

Matrix (this right?): Remember when I said I'd kill you last?

'That's right Matrix, you promised!'

Matrix: I lied

-Commando

Ok, so it's a two liner for Arnold. But close enough and it's classic (plus it sounds just as good if it were put together into a one liner.

Oh yeah I forgot one

*snaps the guy's neck on the airplane and covers him up with a coat and hat* "Oh stewardess, please don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired" :p

"I'm running for Governor of California!"

"To be, or not to be? Not to BE!" - Last Action Hero

"I'm running for Governor of California!"

Yes! Now we just have to get that amendment proposed/passed and then he can say "I'm running for President of the United States!" Comon...you know you want the country run by the Presidator (Presinator?)

[Knocking dogs out.] "STAY." - True Lies

I'm gonna be lynched for this but...

"I'll be back"

For all thats seen Commando:
Cindy:"Where's Sully?"
Matrix: "I let him go."

General: "Leave anything for us?"
Matrix: "Just bodies."

True Lies:
Helen: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Harry: "Yeah.. but they were all BAD."

OYG!

How did we forget:

"It's naaat a tuh-mor!"

hey...I'm a police officer!

"Consider it a divorce."-Total Recall after he plugs Sharon Stone.

from Total Recall:

wife: "I thought you loved me!"
-he shoots her-
arnold: "Consider this a divorce."

"Give the people air!"

"Consider it a divorce."-Total Recall after he plugs Sharon Stone.

Heh, we must have been typing that at the same that. Cept I was a minute late.

I'm suprised

"I'll be back"

hasn't been mentioned

Schwarzeneggar's one liners arn't too bad

"Guwhah ruuugh guawh" - Every Movie

running man
"Here is sub zero, now just plain ZERO!"

from one of the conan movies:

some little skinny thief guy says to conan as they enter a ancient city " Wow look at all the women in this place"

To which conan replys, in a drunken voice " BAAAAAH they are all SLUTS!!" Then he punches a camel and knocks it out...

Jehnna: "I suppose nothing hurts you."
Conan: "Only pain."

"Consider it a divorce."-Total Recall after he plugs Sharon Stone.
that one is awesome!

from the same movie


"I didn't know you were so KINKY" :p


edit: have we had "Here's my invitation!" or "You're fired!" from True Lies yet?
(we love Arnie's one liners over here... :D )

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnolds4.html :fluffle:

that one is awesome!

from the same movie


"I didn't know you were so KINKY" :p


edit: have we had "Here's my invitation!" or "You're fired!" from True Lies yet?
(we love Arnie's one liners over here... :D )
Probably because most precede or procede him beating the shit out of some one.

"Your clothes. Give them to me now." -Terminator

the best one. no questions. http://www.hlj.me.uk/NS/the%20best%20arnie%20ever.wav

These would all be 10 times funnier if they were emphasised like Ahhnuld does it

edit: have we had "Here's my invitation!" or "You're fired!" from True Lies yet?
(we love Arnie's one liners over here... :D )

I love True Lies, great movie...

Bad Guy: "Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?"
Harry: Yeah.. I'm going to KILL you pretty soon."

I love True Lies, great movie...

Bad Guy: "Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?"
Harry: Yeah.. I'm going to KILL you pretty soon."
Lee Curtis: "Are we going to die?"
Arnie: "Yup!" :p

Lee Curtis: "Are we going to die?"
Arnie: "Yup!" :p

[Shows Nuke]
Bad Guy: Do you know what this is?
Harry: I know what this is...This is an espresso machine. No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker...Is it a water heater?