NationStates Jolt Archive

Alaska would own..we have like a gabajillion nukes, soldiers, fighter planes, taxi drivers, rednecks, fundamentalists, and so on. We have islands, tug boats, polar bears, and a capital that is so far away that we wouldn't care if you nuked it. Ultimately Texas is only a half of us. Texas has cowboys, a couple of nukes, their only plus is that they have a lot of job-hungry mexicans who they could fit with some guns and send to attack us. But then again, we Alaskans control your oil. I say Alaska secedes and becomes called the Northwestern Oil Emirate (YES leave me alone, I know I got that from the new Risk game, but I like the name) Anyway, anyone have a challenge against Alaska for me to use my awesome debating skills to own you and your pitiful country?

Actually, Texas has Houston. And Houston has the world's largest Industrial sector.

We make a shitload of Oil and Oil-related products. We could cut Alaska off from the pipeline...

Though, I'm not taking sides here. I'm really not very good friends with Texas.

Minnesota has the largest shopping mall on the continent.

And there are plans to make it even bigger.

:D

Pssst! Can BC, Alberta and the Yukon come along too? We'd soh own! :D

(watch my debating skills at 10.55pm at night in action!)

I did not know this, but, we Alaskans have a +10% skill at camaflouge and sabotage (but a -55% on spelling and grammar) so we would get down their and cut your pipeline.

Alaska would own..we have like a gabajillion nukes, soldiers, fighter planes, taxi drivers, rednecks, fundamentalists, and so on. We have islands, tug boats, polar bears, and a capital that is so far away that we wouldn't care if you nuked it. Ultimately Texas is only a half of us. Texas has cowboys, a couple of nukes, their only plus is that they have a lot of job-hungry mexicans who they could fit with some guns and send to attack us. But then again, we Alaskans control your oil. I say Alaska secedes and becomes called the Northwestern Oil Emirate (YES leave me alone, I know I got that from the new Risk game, but I like the name) Anyway, anyone have a challenge against Alaska for me to use my awesome debating skills to own you and your pitiful country?

R U kidding, Alabam would pwn Alaska! :p we have more firepower in our state than the rest of the world's supply factorial. :D

Pssst! Can BC, Alberta and the Yukon come along too? We'd soh own! :D

Heck yes you guys are welcome to come along, but you have to promise to bulk up your army, its starting to degrade (lack of funds). Oh and keep it up with the bilingual stuff.

R U kidding, Alabam would pwn Alaska! :p we have more firepower in our state than the rest of the world's supply factorial. :D

Are you kidding meee?? You guys can not even spell. And Alaska, unlike you redneck Alabamas, are good shooters and we have the +17% help of tamed polar bears, wolves, and moose. Also, Alabama only lives because it gets its oil from ANWR, geuss where that is bubs??

Are you kidding meee?? You guys can not even spell. And Alaska, unlike you redneck Alabamas, are good shooters and we have the +17% help of tamed polar bears, wolves, and moose. Also, Alabama only lives because it gets its oil from ANWR, geuss where that is bubs??
How does minnesota compare to alaska? :D

Are you kidding meee?? You guys can not even spell. And Alaska, unlike you redneck Alabamas, are good shooters and we have the +17% help of tamed polar bears, wolves, and moose. Also, Alabama only lives because it gets its oil from ANWR, geuss where that is bubs??
Don't need to spell to kill, bwahahahahahahaha! I've often said that all the US needed to do to get rid of Saddam was to assemble every male in Alabama and just tell them that Saddam hates Jesus and called their mothers fat. The rest would take care of itself. :D

PS:Jokes on you about the oil, we still use horses! :p

(watch my debating skills at 10.55pm at night in action!)

I did not know this, but, we Alaskans have a +10% skill at camaflouge and sabotage (but a -55% on spelling and grammar) so we would get down their and cut your pipeline.
Ja, but Texans get +1d6 to damage and +2 to accuracy!

Ja, but Texans get +1d6 to damage and +2 to accuracy!
-8 to dexterity though.

How does minnesota compare to alaska? :D

Minnesota, does anyone even live there? Is that like on the East Coast?? Well as I see it:

1.Alaska declares war on Minnesota to again prove it supremacy.
2.Minnesotans cry out to the east coast to help them.
3.Alaska bypasses Canada ( by way of treaty and superb love making) to hit the whole freaking east coast!
4. The east coast holds up for a short time until...their oil runs out! What is going to run your tanks now you freaking Pilgrims???
5. Alaska owns Minnesota and then leaves (we aren't power hungry for pete's sake).
6. Alaska helps Minnesota rebuild.

-8 to dexterity though.
And some of the more rural regions seem to be populated mostly by brutish trolls.

:D

Minnesota, does anyone even live there? Is that like on the East Coast?? Well as I see it:

1.Alaska declares war on Minnesota to again prove it supremacy.
2.Minnesotans cry out to the east coast to help them.
3.Alaska bypasses Canada ( by way of treaty and superb love making) to hit the whole freaking east coast!
4. The east coast holds up for a short time until...their oil runs out! What is going to run your tanks now you freaking Pilgrims???
5. Alaska owns Minnesota and then leaves (we aren't power hungry for pete's sake).
6. Alaska helps Minnesota rebuild.
Minnesota is the virtual center of the north american continent (geographically, of course), not east coast.

PS:Jokes on you about the oil, we still use horses! :p

Then we corral your horse-based calvary into valleys and then drown you all with our OIL. Wa-cha!! :gundge:

Then we corral your horse-based calvary into valleys and then drown you all with our OIL. Wa-cha!! :gundge:
Yeah, but our horses are uber-horses. They got too much mad skill to drown. :mp5:

Minnesota is the virtual center of the north american continent (geographically, of course), not east coast.

Thats crazy, you learn something new every day I guess. So this is how it goes...

1. Alaska declares war on Minnesota.
2. Minnesota bulks up and thinks we can not get to it.
3. By way of treaties and superb love making we go through all those other states to get to Minnesota.
4. Minnesota realizes its weakness and cries out for peace.
5. Alaskans bring the power of the polar bear, and the ability to be cool to Minnesota
6. M.S. rejoices that us Alaskans are just sooooo cooool.

Then we corral your horse-based calvary into valleys and then drown you all with our OIL. Wa-cha!! :gundge:
Plus, we'll strike a deal with the Sierra club, that we'll let the mstop the drillling in Alaska in return for them shutting up about our hunting. :D

Thats crazy, you learn something new every day I guess. So this is how it goes...

1. Alaska declares war on Minnesota.
2. Minnesota bulks up and thinks we can not get to it.
3. By way of treaties and superb love making we go through all those other states to get to Minnesota.
4. Minnesota realizes its weakness and cries out for peace.
5. Alaskans bring the power of the polar bear, and the ability to be cool to Minnesota
6. M.S. rejoices that us Alaskans are just sooooo cooool.
No need to go through other states. MN"s right next door to Canada. ;)

No need to go through other states. MN"s right next door to Canada. ;)
Hey, whatever happened to your Axis of Evil?

Hey, whatever happened to your Axis of Evil?
I nullified it. Click the "official apology" link in my sig.

Minnesota is the virtual center of the north american continent (geographically, of course), not east coast.
You gave up your best defense - the apparent lack of Alaskan geographical knowledge.

Should have told them "We're right down the bottom of the East coast, come get us ya bunch of pussies"... then watch as they charged down the coast to Florida or somewhere around there... then you contact them again "East coast? Hah... losers! We're on the West coast... hahahahahahahaha!"

Then you watch them charge down the West coast... and then while their forces are spread thin you make a powerplay to grab hold of whatever is left of the East & West coasts and dash up to Alaska and build a big wall to stop the Alaskans from returning.

Force them to live in New Mexico for their crimes.

You gave up your best defense - the apparent lack of Alaskan geographical knowledge.

Should have told them "We're right down the bottom of the East coast, come get us ya bunch of pussies"... then watch as they charged down the coast to Florida or somewhere around there... then you contact them again "East coast? Hah... losers! We're on the West coast... hahahahahahahaha!"

Then you watch them charge down the West coast... and then while their forces are spread thin you make a powerplay to grab hold of whatever is left of the East & West coasts and dash up to Alaska and build a big wall to stop the Alaskans from returning.

Force them to live in New Mexico for their crimes.
No need. Minnesota have uber-advanced technology, provided by the Plutonian Empire. :D

I love how sticking uber in front of something automatically makes it better.

I love how sticking uber in front of something automatically makes it better.
Eh?

Eh?
Sorry, it makes it uber-better. :p

Sorry, it makes it uber-better. :p
Thanks. :fluffle:

You gave up your best defense - the apparent lack of Alaskan geographical knowledge.

Should have told them "We're right down the bottom of the East coast, come get us ya bunch of pussies"... then watch as they charged down the coast to Florida or somewhere around there... then you contact them again "East coast? Hah... losers! We're on the West coast... hahahahahahahaha!"

Then you watch them charge down the West coast... and then while their forces are spread thin you make a powerplay to grab hold of whatever is left of the East & West coasts and dash up to Alaska and build a big wall to stop the Alaskans from returning.

Force them to live in New Mexico for their crimes.\

Foolish man, your nation will be the next to fall to the Dominon of Alaska. We are your oil providers, peon!! ahahahahah! (ok we probably aren't) Anyways, I knew where M.S. is, I was just testing my arch-nemesis Pluto

If your not nice to Texas I'll send all the Okies ho's of both sexes up to Alaska. Oklahoma has the highest rate of STD's in the nation. And don't go insulting our brutish trolls, they have feelings too. :p

Oklahoma...

*shudder*

Hey, Oklahoma! How about an alliance with Minnesota? :D

Oklahoma...

*shudder*See, there are worse places to live than Texas. :D

Yeah, I know. I know.

Hey, Oklahoma! How about an alliance with Minnesota? :D

You can have the Okies, I'm trying to get rid of them. You may notice the only person posting from Oklahoma is a Texan. That's because the native Okies aren't smart enough to use computers.

Speaking of stupid Okies... There are some extremely fine examples near Maud, Oklahoma. That place sucks.

You can have the Okies, I'm trying to get rid of them. You may notice the only person posting from Oklahoma is a Texan. That's because the native Okies aren't smart enough to use computers.
*MN takes over OK, allies with Colorado*

Speaking of stupid Okies... There are some extremely fine examples near Maud, Oklahoma. That place sucks. There are extremely fine examples of stupidity all over this state.

Very true. Only stupid people could actually like living in such a barren wasteland.

It's very rich farmland, yes, but I say it's barren because it's blank. It's dull. It's nothing!

Very true. Only stupid people could actually like living in such a barren wasteland.

It's very rich farmland, yes, but I say it's barren because it's blank. It's dull. It's nothing!

Hey, I live in Oklahoma! :p

I live here so I can participate freely in my favorite sport. Bitching.

Oh, I see, liking. No, I want to go back to Austin. I stay here because my mother is very ill. When she dies (probably in a year or so :( ) I'll go back to Texas.

That sucks... And at the same time, that's cool.

I've always liked Austin. Really nice place with really nice people. And I've not noticed one annoying accent there! Well, from the natives, anyway.

Minnesota, does anyone even live there? Is that like on the East Coast?? Well as I see it:

1.Alaska declares war on Minnesota to again prove it supremacy.
2.Minnesotans cry out to the east coast to help them.
3.Alaska bypasses Canada ( by way of treaty and superb love making) to hit the whole freaking east coast!
4. The east coast holds up for a short time until...their oil runs out! What is going to run your tanks now you freaking Pilgrims???
5. Alaska owns Minnesota and then leaves (we aren't power hungry for pete's sake).
6. Alaska helps Minnesota rebuild.
You ROCK.
I'm on the Kenai Peninsula, BTW. Where you at?
Don't worry, i'm not currently a sniper or bill collector.