How Many Slaps Do You Deserve?
Of all the things you've done in your life that weren't too great, how many bitch slaps to the face do you think you deserve? And how hard? :D
I guess I deserve a bit of a bitch-slap for never telling my dad off. But, that day will come soon, so you may wanna reserve that slap for another time.
Der Lieben
11-03-2005, 07:15
I guess I deserve a bit of a bitch-slap for never telling my dad off. But, that day will come soon, so you may wanna reserve that slap for another time.
There's something to be said for respecting your elders, even though you may know that they are full of shit. Anyone can fly off the handle about it, it takes a strong person to hold their tongue. Obviously, some thing s are just too outrageous to keep quiet about, though.
The shit he does is outrageous enough to warrant a major ass-kicking. Still, I'm using him for the time being... I'm not "respecting" him. Hey, I've gotta get prepared so I can move in with my sister... I don't want the old bastard to go postal and break my personal belongings!
The stuff he does made me lose all respect for him last year, when he cut off relations with my best friend for no fucking reason at all. Nice man, my dad is. Yeeeah.
NOBODY is above an ass whoupin, just don't do it. You can push an old man down a flight of stairs, just don't do it. But that's how I see it.
Bitchkitten
11-03-2005, 07:39
I deseve far more than I'll ever get. 'Cause whoever tries it is getting a broken arm. :p
AkhPhasa
11-03-2005, 07:56
Am I getting slapped in the face, or on the ass? That will change my answer. :p
NOBODY is above an ass whoupin, just don't do it. You can push an old man down a flight of stairs, just don't do it. But that's how I see it.
Of course I wouldn't do something like that. I'm just saying he deserves a total ass-kicking.
New Sancrosanctia
11-03-2005, 08:02
I deseve far more than I'll ever get. 'Cause whoever tries it is getting a broken arm. :p
what if i do it all sexy-like?
Zeuslandia
11-03-2005, 08:18
for hevaen's sake, if I were to get all the slaps I deserve in one session, I'd be dead long before receiving a significant percentage off them
Without going into any details about the where-to's and the why-for's...
...I'd say I deserve, oh, probably 12 bitch-slaps. Real nasty ones too...the kind that make even your toes tingle :p
Off with you, then!
*SLAP*
Killer Queen
11-03-2005, 08:33
I deseve far more than I'll ever get. 'Cause whoever tries it is getting a broken arm. :p
Sooo funny when chicks think they can fight guys :p