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What level of Hell are you going to?

Shanadoo
11-03-2005, 07:11
Find out where you will be spending eternity.



http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Its too far away
11-03-2005, 07:13
Find out where you will be spending eternity.



http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Been going around for quite a while now. I was level 6, city of dis. Cant be bothered doing it again.
German Kingdoms
11-03-2005, 07:19
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Gnostikos
11-03-2005, 07:19
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
Enn
11-03-2005, 07:24
Dis, sixth level. seems to be quite popular.
Neo-Anarchists
11-03-2005, 07:31
Dis, sixth level. seems to be quite popular.
Yup. I'm there too.
YourMind
11-03-2005, 07:33
im in the 6th too. (it does seem to ber very popular)
Oksana
11-03-2005, 07:40
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Soviet Narco State
11-03-2005, 07:43
im in the 6th too. (it does seem to ber very popular)
I may have to commit some homosexuality or get morbidly obese in order to get sent somewhere else, the rent in the herectic district has got to be through the roof.
Rogue Angelica
11-03-2005, 07:43
Old. Level 5. Not doing again.

But I'm all alone this time... :(
German Kingdoms
11-03-2005, 07:50
Old. Level 5. Not doing again.

But I'm all alone this time... :(

I'm all alone too, I'm the only one that made it to Purgatory.
CelebrityFrogs
11-03-2005, 07:51
So far I'm the most evil, apparently I'm going to the seventh level of hell!!!
Soviet Narco State
11-03-2005, 07:52
So far I'm the most evil, apparently I'm going to the seventh level of hell!!!
You lucky devil Satan is going to pitch fork your ass personally.
Glinde Nessroe
11-03-2005, 08:02
MMmm it's warm and toasty down here on level 7!
Its too far away
11-03-2005, 08:07
Hehehe my friend just did it and got this.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8 Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 Treacherous High

I think hes screwed, he got level 4 but well, I think he would fit in anywhere.
Shanadoo
11-03-2005, 08:07
Level 5

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. :headbang:
Evil Woody Thoughts
11-03-2005, 08:30
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Hey, I'm not a Catholic, but judging by the scale that the test uses, I'll take it. :)
Spaam
11-03-2005, 08:35
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

And I'm Catholic as well :D
Soviet Narco State
11-03-2005, 08:36
And I'm Catholic as well :D
I think there are actually a few popes down their too.
Oksana
11-03-2005, 09:24
Ha! I'm at number 2 and I'm agonostic at the moment. :)
Snetchistan
11-03-2005, 10:22
Hmm got level five. Actually sounds quite nice. If you're naturally violent you can spend all eternity beating people up and if you're naturally gloomy you can spend all eternity wallowing in self pity in the mud. None of those stupid Sisyphean tasks for me! Oh no. Nor any hellfire and brimstone. I count myself lucky. See you in hell suckers!
Red Sox Fanatics
11-03-2005, 10:33
Make room on Level 6!
Davo_301
11-03-2005, 10:39
I'l tell you later where i am i've got saten (the boss) near by.. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
The Imperial Navy
11-03-2005, 10:42
7th Level of hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

I never realised I was so evil...
Down System
11-03-2005, 12:10
Level 6 - City Of Dis

Ah well that's what you get for liking Taoism and believing in no afterlife/God.
Toujours-Rouge
11-03-2005, 12:13
Malbowges apparently... not entirely sure why :confused:
/me hides inside the Trojan Horse
Sskiss
11-03-2005, 12:25
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Kevady
11-03-2005, 12:59
http://maddox.xmission.com/personality.cgi
Kazcaper
11-03-2005, 13:13
Level 7 :p
Preebles
11-03-2005, 13:19
I'm going to the City of Dis. I get sent there every time I take this test...
Ramspam
11-03-2005, 13:32
1st level limbo WHOOT!!! NO punishment :p
CelebrityFrogs
11-03-2005, 13:40
7th Level of hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

I never realised I was so evil...

Ah finally a fellow seventh leveller! Everyone else here just isn't evil enough!
Legless Pirates
11-03-2005, 13:51
Level 6(66 :p )
CelebrityFrogs
11-03-2005, 13:52
Level 6(66 :p )

Mine didn't tell me my sub-section!!!
Markreich
11-03-2005, 13:59
"Connecticut is the fifth circle of hell."
-The Ref (1994)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110955/
Independent Homesteads
11-03-2005, 14:05
Ah finally a fellow seventh leveller! Everyone else here just isn't evil enough!

also level 7. i'm not what you call violent, so it must be the suicidal sodomitic blaspheming that does it.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
Independent Homesteads
11-03-2005, 14:05
1st level limbo WHOOT!!! NO punishment :p

asskisser
Lapse
11-03-2005, 14:33
fellow sixers, see you there... look me up in teh phone book :P
Eternal Green Rain
11-03-2005, 14:49
Level 6 Dis.
With all the other Pagans.

Strange really - Diss is a small town in Norfolk (I think - Maybe Suffolk).
I remember it has one good pub otherwise the description seems about right.
Guffingford
11-03-2005, 15:08
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

100% honest.
Kinda Sensible people
11-03-2005, 15:12
6th level
Pilchardtopia
11-03-2005, 15:27
Looks like an eternity of self-righteous whining for me. I would've thought this'd be more frequent, around here.


First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Pharoah Kiefer Meister
11-03-2005, 17:11
DAMN!! Only going to the 5th level I guess I've got some work to do...
Drunk commies
11-03-2005, 17:12
Level 6, City of Dis. Hey, we could have a pretty kick ass NS reunion there!
Kryozerkia
11-03-2005, 17:18
Still at level 6 - City of Dis, the place for Heretics, although, I did rank very high in all but purgatort and level 1, in which I scored very low. I scored an extreme ranking in level 5...

I'm a secularist... *shrug*
You Forgot Poland
11-03-2005, 17:25
I'm either headed for level 2 or level 6. Here's to hoping for level 2. I'm looking forward to an eternity of cocoa butter rubdowns with hottie devil chicks. Though I reckon the City of Dis is probably pretty much like NY. So that would be okay too.
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 17:25
There are levels of hell?
Drunk commies
11-03-2005, 17:26
There are levels of hell?
Yeah, according to Dante.
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 17:27
Dante is awesome...

However, doesn't the underworld(Roman/Greek paganism) have sections?
Drunk commies
11-03-2005, 17:43
Dante is awesome...

However, doesn't the underworld(Roman/Greek paganism) have sections?
OT I have a friend named Dante who is currently out on bail for shooting a "blood" gang member. That's pretty awesome IMHO. I think he'd better leave the state though. He's looking at doing some serious time.
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 17:45
OT I have a friend named Dante who is currently out on bail for shooting a "blood" gang member. That's pretty awesome IMHO. I think he'd better leave the state though. He's looking at doing some serious time.

You have affiliations with criminals and escapees?
Drunk commies
11-03-2005, 17:45
You have affiliations with criminals and escapees?
Yeah, I used to be a criminal myself.
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 17:46
Yeah, I used to be a criminal myself.

What did you do? Get drunk?
Drunk commies
11-03-2005, 17:48
What did you do? Get drunk?
No, I'm still a drinker. There's no law against that. I used to work for a drug dealer and dealt a little weed and cocaine myself.
You Forgot Poland
11-03-2005, 17:49
So, I guess the question is, what level of hell is Dante going to? Fairton or Fort Dix? Or Utah?
Drunk commies
11-03-2005, 17:51
So, I guess the question is, what level of hell is Dante going to? Fairton or Fort Dix? Or Utah?
Trenton State Prison would be my bet. I think he'll leave the state.
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 17:52
No, I'm still a drinker. There's no law against that. I used to work for a drug dealer and dealt a little weed and cocaine myself.

Sorry man. Got caught heh?
Syawla
11-03-2005, 17:54
I got in limbo. For an atheist that's not bad.
Drunk commies
11-03-2005, 17:54
Sorry man. Got caught heh?
Once with cocaine, yes. Luckily I didn't have enough on me to prove intent to distribute. Went to a medium security facitlity for a bit and now I'm staying out of trouble. I'd also been caught with weed several times before, but they dont' really take that too seriously. Paid fines for those.
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 17:55
Cool. Good luck.
Jordaxia
11-03-2005, 18:00
Limbo... which is strange...
probably because my answers are so contradictory they cancelled each other out.
Rasselas
11-03-2005, 18:11
I got level 5.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

*whistles innocently*
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 18:12
I got level 5.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

*whistles innocently*
Those match mine as well.
Rasselas
11-03-2005, 18:24
Those match mine as well.
Guess I'll see you in hell then.....:S
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 18:32
I can't go to hell.
His Mind
11-03-2005, 18:43
Nobody is going to hell. We're already there. The pope says so.

http://www.ovrlnd.com/Cults/poprejectshell.html

Better live in hell than follow all the fundies into their heaven.
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 18:48
Yes!! I'm in hell
Infinitus
11-03-2005, 18:51
Purgatory Very Low
Level 1 Low
Level 2 Very High
Level 3 Moderate
Level 4 Low
Level 5 Moderate
Level 6 Extreme
Level 7 Very High
Level 8 High
Level 9 High

Just a bit of a heretic here.
His Mind
11-03-2005, 18:52
Hypothetically, I wonder what part of hell I'd belong in if I lied on the test and got a perfect score.
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 18:54
I dunno...
Ankhmet
11-03-2005, 19:03
Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.


:) Anyone have a message for Satan?
Cetaganda
11-03-2005, 19:06
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 19:06
Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.


:)

I'm so going there.
Ankhmet
11-03-2005, 19:08
Once with cocaine, yes. Luckily I didn't have enough on me to prove intent to distribute. Went to a medium security facitlity for a bit and now I'm staying out of trouble. I'd also been caught with weed several times before, but they dont' really take that too seriously. Paid fines for those.

Err...You really do deserve to get punished for that.
HeathenAngel
12-03-2005, 00:32
What does it mean that you score very high on several??

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Level 5

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Level 6 - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level 7

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
The Tribes Of Longton
12-03-2005, 00:33
I'm off to Dis, can I pick up a heretic burger for anyone?
ElleDiamonique
12-03-2005, 02:51
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Heiligkeit
12-03-2005, 03:02
I think the 9th level of hell is teh coolest. I don't care if I didn't do anything to get there. I'm going freely.
Gnomish Republics
12-03-2005, 03:08
I'm going to Lim-bo! Gonna be chilling with my main men da philosophers! Hopefully I'll meet von Neumann there...
Ramissle
12-03-2005, 03:12
Eight level of hell. That was kind of weird, I have to admit.
Though I do not doubt at all that I deserve that.
Santa Barbara
12-03-2005, 03:21
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Justifidians
12-03-2005, 03:22
Level 3-
In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
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Id own Cerebus.
Malkyer
12-03-2005, 03:30
I'm all alone too, I'm the only one that made it to Purgatory.

Me too.
Heiligkeit
12-03-2005, 03:47
Won't everyone go to purgatory?
Jjuulliiaann
12-03-2005, 04:44
6th level. Didn't lie.
His Mind
13-03-2005, 03:19
I'm going to Lim-bo! Gonna be chilling with my main men da philosophers! Hopefully I'll meet von Neumann there...
Getting into Limbo is easy. Don't answer anything in the test, just click the button. Just goes to show that in theory, there may be karma or judgement or whatever but in practice, being a prick and stubbornly denying anything ill you've ever done is the same thing as being good. Or at least good enough.
Theao
13-03-2005, 03:37
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

My scores
I'm off to 3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9
Dakini
13-03-2005, 03:42
I always get limbo. As I am a virtuous non-believer.
Zotona
13-03-2005, 04:00
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

My scores
I'm off to 3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9

Well, see ya at 5 and 8. :D
Heiligkeit
13-03-2005, 04:26
I'm everywhere. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!
MuhOre
13-03-2005, 04:44
I know what my results will be...but for accuracy i'm bored enough to do it again.

5 minutes later...

Purgatory-Repenting Believers-Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo-Virtuous Non-Believers -Moderate
Level 2 -Lustful -Low
Level 3 -Gluttonous -Very Low
Level 4 -Prodigal and Avaricious -Very Low
Level 5 -Wrathful and Gloomy -Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis -Heretics -Very Low
Level 7 -Violent -Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers -Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus -Treacherous -Very Low


Yay, i'm going to Heaven! See you in Hell Losers!...from heaven...as stated.

Wait...yes i'm a Jew...but i'm righteous...and i don't sin!

Nooooo! Help me Jebus! =P

Oh well Purgatory or Limbo is just as good... but what happens if i go to Malebolge? Oo... better ask Mr. Cleo for help. ;)
Steel Fish
13-03-2005, 05:04
Limbo, the first level.
Prosophia
13-03-2005, 05:11
Like so many others, I'm going to the City of Dis.

But not only am I a heretic, I am also lustful, violent, and . . .

A virtuous non-believer.

Angel in disguise?

Maybe.

Maybe not.

:D

Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
The Three-Toed Sloth
14-03-2005, 04:51
I am being sent to the fifth level.
Salutus
14-03-2005, 05:04
eighth level, although apparently i am also very wrathful.

i love how it's like "would you kill someone" and the next question is "are you fat" haha
McLeod03
14-03-2005, 05:06
Limbo, the first level.

Ditto
Tremalkier
14-03-2005, 05:22
Its the 8th level of hell for me!
Nanotech Army
14-03-2005, 05:24
I apparently would go to level six if such a place as hell existed
Naval Snipers
14-03-2005, 05:30
i have escaped damnation because i am "lucky"
Death and Hatred
14-03-2005, 05:44
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Man I'm cool! Level Eight! Wooh!
[NS]Ghost Stalker
14-03-2005, 05:55
Its Limbo for me. odd im reading The Divine Comedy now and it is a interesting book, but back on subject, i guess im a good person, but my distence from god show that I will go to hell anyways.
Damnation and Hellfire
14-03-2005, 05:58
It's the eight level of Hell for me too...
Bryanoptia
14-03-2005, 06:24
i guess i get to go the party in lvl 6
Mezzaluna
14-03-2005, 06:55
Hmm...looks like I'm headed for Dis, level 6, heretic that I am.

Still, I had high scores for levels 7, 8, and 9. If I just sin a little harder...