Who would win in a sumo-wrestling match: Michael Moore or Rush Limbaugh?
Roach-Busters
11-03-2005, 03:22
Who would it be?
Neo-Anarchists
11-03-2005, 03:24
I'unno...
Michael Moore would try to crush Limbaugh with his massive weight, but Limbaugh would be all amped-up and energyful from his pills...
It seems a fairly even match...
:D
Hysterian
11-03-2005, 03:24
Um, do you REALLY need to ask???
Roach-Busters
11-03-2005, 03:26
Um, do you REALLY need to ask???
Ummm..yah. :(
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 03:26
Isn't it obvious?
Hysterian
11-03-2005, 03:30
Ummm..yah. :(
Hmmm........ :headbang:
Roach-Busters
11-03-2005, 03:31
Isn't it obvious?
I've never seen Rush's pic before. Who's fatter?
Hysterian
11-03-2005, 03:31
Just playing with you man. :p
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 03:33
I've never seen Rush's pic before. Who's fatter?
Go to www.google.com
Hysterian
11-03-2005, 03:33
I've never seen Rush's pic before. Who's fatter?
Definitly Moore. You seriously didn't know? :confused: Can't think of anything else to say.....too sleepy.....Zzzzzzzzzzz Oh well :p
Hysterian
11-03-2005, 03:34
Go to www.google.com
lol
Zootropia
11-03-2005, 03:38
Priceless title for a topic :D
The Parthians
11-03-2005, 03:41
;) Moore would sit on Rush and kill him.
Heiligkeit
11-03-2005, 03:43
lol
Wasn't a joke, but okay
Rush would win very easily. Moore wouldn't fight back. Evar.
Carbdown
11-03-2005, 03:50
I idolized Rush as a child and am compared to Moore and his views..
I'd say it would come down to thier tag-team partners Sean Hannity and Al Sharpton. Sharpton would just whine about how Sean is hasseling the blackness and not the man himself and Sean would ignore his pinko scorn and thwack him with a rebel flagged fold-in chair then kiss his biceps and be bood and hissed at..
All the while Allen Colmes was conviently on vacation as usual..
Vynnland
11-03-2005, 03:54
;) Moore would sit on Rush and kill him.
I don't know if Moore's ass is big enough to sit on Rush, let alone sit on him and kill him. You'd have to get a whole lot of Rush under Moore's butt, and Rush is pretty big.
Carbdown
11-03-2005, 03:57
Even though I stand by my Sean Hannity outcome, I would give Moore the bennefit of the doubt assuming no Fox News anchors could be in the picture. Michal has made less enemies in the past, having Holywood on your side is pretty good. Where as Rush is all alone in the talk radio world being a conservative in an otherwise Howard Stern universe..
Incenjucarania
11-03-2005, 04:04
Rush, obviously. The man is -vicious-, and drugged.
Nonconformitism
11-03-2005, 04:12
obviously moore would lose because finally seeing his oppurtunity, bush sends in a rush look-a-like with green beret training to assassinate moore
Sir Peter the sage
11-03-2005, 04:16
It should be a 'fight to the death' pay per view event. If moore loses the fight the money made will go toward funding iraq. If rush loses, it will fund homosexuals getting married. This way both will fight to the bitter end with everything they got and no matter what the outcome the viewer wins by getting to see a good , bloody show. I'd pay. :D
Carbdown
11-03-2005, 04:36
And no matter who loses I win. >: D
Haha! Queers don't have rights!
Haha! Iraquis remain in a dustbowl!
You do realise it's legal in my state to run for governor right? it's qhy i'm getting my GED. Then I'll be all like "jeb bush is an asshole!" and get like five hundred votes right there.
Soon very soon the state Florida will become a communism! >: D
Planners
11-03-2005, 04:37
Moore would try to weasel himself out of the fight. He would lose just like in his interviews/ debates.