NationStates Jolt Archive


Anyone up for world domination?

Drunk commies
10-03-2005, 17:25
Here's a wacky plan. Have every NSer who's eligible run for office in his home country. If we can get enough of us elected we can rule the world and remake it into the weird chaos that is NS general.
Legless Pirates
10-03-2005, 17:26
World domination is SO passé
Teh Cameron Clan
10-03-2005, 17:27
Woo hoo !! world domination :D ive been planing it for a while :P
Omni-Psychotia
10-03-2005, 17:29
If I get in office, I'll start WWIII. Are you sure you want a Doomsdayist ruling a country? (even a country without nukes?)
Drunk commies
10-03-2005, 17:30
If I get in office, I'll start WWIII. Are you sure you want a Doomsdayist ruling a country? (even a country without nukes?)
Yep. We could use some chlorine in the old gene pool. Plus WWIII sounds like a hoot.
Ubiqtorate
10-03-2005, 17:32
Okay.
Since most countries have laws against convicted felons/mentally handicapped (that would be me, if anyone thinks I'm trying to insult them)/criminally insane from running for office, we should all just pick a nice third world country to crash. There's a million nations here, so we ought to be able to raise at least ten thousand people. Then we can set up a dictatorship and make a fortune frollicking in our horrible, horrible corruption.
Let the Bribes begin!
Texan Hotrodders
10-03-2005, 17:32
Here's a wacky plan. Have every NSer who's eligible run for office in his home country. If we can get enough of us elected we can rule the world and remake it into the weird chaos that is NS general.

Ah...I can see the headlines now...

Prime Minister Issues Statement, "Dude, WTF?"
I V Stalin
10-03-2005, 17:32
Here's a wacky plan. Have every NSer who's eligible run for office in his home country. If we can get enough of us elected we can rule the world and remake it into the weird chaos that is NS general.
Now this would be cool....I suppose you mean a respected political office though. Give me a couple of years.
Drunk commies
10-03-2005, 17:34
I've got dibs on one of the US senate seats from New Jersey.
Teh Cameron Clan
10-03-2005, 17:36
Ah...I can see the headlines now...

Prime Minister Issues Statement, "Dude, WTF?"
hhahahaha :rolleyes: :) :p :D :cool:
Whispering Legs
10-03-2005, 17:43
Oh, and once we take over the world, we'll hold it for ransom, eh?
Maylcador
10-03-2005, 17:44
EEK!! A world ruled by YOU?! *hides under bed* :eek: ;)
Khwarezmia
10-03-2005, 17:45
Gaining the title of Primeminister is but the beginning.

Hehehe.

Being honest too.
Teh Cameron Clan
10-03-2005, 17:47
EEK!! A world ruled by YOU?! *hides under bed* :eek: ;)
no where is safe muhahaha!!..wait..no..damnit..dont go in there!!, the closet is the only place ><
Snub Nose 38
10-03-2005, 17:49
Strongly recommend that all attempts to take over the world first be reviewed by a select committee, which committee shall consist of...

Pinky, and The Brain

;)
Ubiqtorate
10-03-2005, 17:51
Strongly recommend that all attempts to take over the world first be reviewed by a select committee, which committee shall consist of...

Pinky, and The Brain

;)

BRAIN: Perfect. Now that I have control over the NationStates users, they will take over the world, and I will just take it from them!
PINKY: Narf!
I miss that show. Anyone know where I can order the DVD?
I V Stalin
10-03-2005, 17:56
BRAIN: Perfect. Now that I have control over the NationStates users, they will take over the world, and I will just take it from them!
PINKY: Narf!
I miss that show. Anyone know where I can order the DVD?
You can get the film on DVD...probably find it on Amazon or some such site. The tv show has never been released on DVD :(
Ubiqtorate
10-03-2005, 18:04
You can get the film on DVD...probably find it on Amazon or some such site. The tv show has never been released on DVD :(

Dammit. Someone told me the episodes for all three years were on DVD, but they stopped making it a couple of years ago.
Occidio Multus
10-03-2005, 18:40
good idea Drunk Commies. but i couldnt get elected for anything, unless you want to count "most likely to be on death row". that was a real honor, bestowed upon me in high school. i mean really, in what office, exactly , are you going to put a fully tatttooed, multiracial metal head with conservative political beliefs, employed as an embalmer?
Tanara
10-03-2005, 18:53
It would be too much trouble. Everybody would be whining at us...
Drunk commies
10-03-2005, 18:58
good idea Drunk Commies. but i couldnt get elected for anything, unless you want to count "most likely to be on death row". that was a real honor, bestowed upon me in high school. i mean really, in what office, exactly , are you going to put a fully tatttooed, multiracial metal head with conservative political beliefs, employed as an embalmer?
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