NationStates Jolt Archive

It has been reborn.
Hit me with your best haikus.
Test your feeble skills!

Your hakui are poor
So alot like you they suck
Please kill your self now

(not actually trying to be petty, just concieted)

I take the challenge
This is what I came up with
I hope you like it

Bog off scouserlande,
you, sir, are a poo-poo head
(haha yeah showed him.)

kekekeke :)

Bog off scouserlande,
you, sir, are a poo-poo head
(haha yeah showed him.)

kekekeke :)

You anger me
this is foolish of you
Im chuck norris

I think we should just sing the song.

Quite some time ago,
I learned to love good haikus.
I hope some show up.

:)

I think we should just sing the song.

You break the format!
Such could cause great suffering!
Please be more careful.

Quite some time ago,
I learned to love good haikus.
I hope some show up.

:)

I like this one much
It really is wonderful
You should write one more

:)

Haikus are teh suck
Put some effort in it please
and write a poem

day before friday.
why does the weekend taunt us?
hurry up, get here.

end of the week is near.
We got over the hump day.
finish this week soon.

Haikus are teh suck
Put some effort in it please
and write a poem

Poets don't get laid.
The conceited misanthropes!
I poop on their rhymes!

you should remember
that cake is greater than all
especially pie

Haikus are teh suck
Put some effort in it please
and write a poem

Haikus are nice but
if you want to look clever
write a villanelle

You anger me
this is foolish of you
Im chuck norris

You think that's tough?
Fear me, foolish underling!
I am darth vader!

Poets don't get laid.
Conceited misanthropes!
I poop on their rhymes!
I rather not do
a haiku artist. Gimme
romantic poets :fluffle:

See this is Thursday.
The day after yesterday.
Just before Friday!

(My Monday haiku, will blow plaid socks off your feetl, you just wait and see.)

I am the walrus
I am the egg-man choo-choo
The beatles are great

gazing at the sky
I really wonder why I
just like pie, a lot.


that one was just crap
i cannot make good haikus
so I will stop now

Nationstates flame wars,
Democrats, Republicans,
No one ever wins.

that one was just crap
i cannot make good haikus
so I'll stop now

The stupid thing is
With no apostrophe there
It would have been right

;)

Nationstates flame wars,
Democrats, Republicans,
No one ever wins.

I pay no heed
To partisan dung like that.
I'm here to amuse. :)

I pay no heed
To partisan dung like that.
I'm here to amuse. :)

That's the right spirit!
This is a game after all
so let's just have fun. :D

I don't like to sleep
The ocean is very deep
That hill is quite steep

Ha, a Haiku that has rhyme on the end :D

The stupid thing is
With no apostrophe there
It would have been right

;)
that is because i
am dutch, so i cannot spell
this stuff properly

that is because i
am dutch, so i cannot spell
this stuff properly

Spelling was fine, I
meant the syllable count in
the last haiku line.

that is because i
am dutch, so i cannot spell
this stuff properly

That's a lame excuse
I am a real dutchie too
I make no mistakes :rolleyes:

Spelling was fine, I
meant the syllable count in
the last haiku line.
Boring boring with
a side of boringness on
a bed of boring

Spelling was fine, I
meant the syllable count in
the last haiku line.
I changed it now,
it looks like it is good now,
think I will stop now

Geese are troublesome
My head is in a toilet
Grass is green so play through

Geese are troublesome
My head is in a toilet
Grass is green so play through

Merging two threads
Rolling Stones - Ruby Tuesday
Haiku to listen

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Any moron can
Write haikus. Just stop at the
Seventeenth syllab

Haikus are much more
than simple syllable counts
I dare say, good sir.

Traditional form
requires natural image
and moment of change.

I appreciate
Various diff'rent art forms.
But haiku ain't one.

In all rains of May
there remains one thing hidden -
the mind of great men

Bushrepublican
Stupid idiot poster
Cannot read English

groan and roll your eyes
another haiku from me
Is it Summer yet?

Today I awoke
Mind unusually clear
Sleep is a blessing

It has been reborn.
Hit me with your best haikus.
Test your feeble skills!

Perhaps, would you know
of the Haiku Dungeon of
Kingdom of Loathing? (http://www2.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php)

If not, then maybe
this is a chance event,
a coincidence.

:rolleyes:

This thread is silly
But haiku are amuseing
Falling cherry blossom

Now Challenge yourself
to write a haiku in theme
Alliteration

day before friday.
why does the weekend taunt us?
hurry up, get here.
We have the day off
International women
Have freed us from school

Berkeley is rife
With holidays celebrated
Out of pretension

Alliteration:
again all alphabetics
are aligned around

You care to test my style?
I'll whip yer ass like Guile--
the army guy from Street Fighter--
you cannot beat my clerihew, you poetaster.

We have the day off
International women
Have freed us from school

Berkeley is rife
With holidays celebrated
Out of pretension

Worry not good sir!
For soon it will be men's month,
and we'll have revenge.

Ooh, haikus are back!
Shame your all so poor at them -
A HA HA HA pwned!

Oh dear god, I just
Wrote some 1337 speak, help me please
Mercy bullet now!

I look to the east
and see the sun is setting
for it is not there.

Originally Posted by The Church SubGenius
Alliteration:
again all alphabetics
are aligned around

The Church Subgenius
This is assonance, and not
alliteration.

Oh no! What happen?
Someone set up us the bomb!
(cannot finish this)

Anyway, what's up?
When did NS get like this ^^
Educated-like?

I grab my coat when
The weatherman predicts snow,
Unless it's in June.

When I do essays,
Haiku threads are started here,
This a connection?

When I do essays,
Haiku threads are started here,
This a connection?
Well, of course it is -
Government plot to stop you
From becoming Great

.sdrawkcab sukiah etirW
.ytilitref uoy stnarg sihT
.yppah lrig ruoy peeK

.sdrawkcab sukiah etirW
.ytilitref uoy stnarg sihT
.yppah lrig ruoy peeK
Stop it, stop it now.
Make my head hurt now, you do -
Bugger: Yoda talk

Well, of course it is -
Government plot to stop you
From becoming Great

I am not convinced,
I think it is the Masons,
or Spiders from Mars.

I am not convinced,
I think it is the Masons,
or Spiders from Mars.
If you consider
the spiders from Mars, you must
Include teh Ziggy

But you've got it wrong -
For it is I who stops you
With Haiku madness!

A HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA AH HA AH..*dies*

:eek:

Oh noes, not teh Ziggy.
Why you betray me like this?
Yeah, you better die.

Oh dear god, I just
Wrote some 1337 speak, help me please
Mercy bullet now!
I have no bullet
Want icepick lobotomy?
I am very good!

My haiku is good
It will defeat you all now
Fear my awsome skills!

On the forum words clash
Everybody was Haiku Fighting
Enormous egos meets

These haikus are crap
My poems are fast as lighting
This tread is very scary

My haiku is good
It will defeat you all now
Fear my awsome skills!

On the forum words clash
Everybody was Haiku Fighting
Enormous egos meet

These haikus are crap
My poems are fast as lighting
This tread is very scary

Ooh, haikus are back!
Shame your all so poor at them -
A HA HA HA pwned!

Oh dear god, I just
Wrote some 1337 speak, help me please
Mercy bullet now!

See Post 33.
my 1337 is better then thee.
creative haiku.

What is a haiku
I don't understand this thread
could someone please explain

The Church Subgenius
This is assonance, and not
alliteration.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=assonance
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=alliteration

Alliteration?
Assonance? almost alike.
alright anyway.

What is a haiku
I don't understand this thread
could someone please explain

Five, Seven then FIVE.
that is the syllable count
yours is NOT haiku

Oh no! What happen?
Someone set up us the bomb!
(cannot finish this)


Oh no! What happen?
Someone set up us the bomb!
Take off ev'ry ZIG!

Oh no! Not haikus
My skills are tested again
Five, seven, five, right?

Look a double post
The Left Foot should delete that
Stop wasting board space.

Wahoo! It's Friday
We have worked hard to get here
Time to end this week.

----------===----------

They say its friday
and now the weekend is near
lets all celebrate

----------===----------

nice weather for ducks
we will just stay in and rest
at least it's friday

----------===----------

hurray for friday
the week end is almost here
can't wait to get sleep.

----------===----------

A day called Friday,
the end of the week is near.
This we like the most.

----------===----------

Friday! Friday! (Anagrammed)

Y I'd fry fairy?
add air if a daffy dad
a rad fair I did

Wahoo! It's Friday
We have worked hard to get here
Time to end this week.

----------===----------

They say its friday
and now the weekend is near
lets all celebrate

----------===----------

nice weather for ducks
we will just stay in and rest
at least it's friday

----------===----------

hurray for friday
the week end is almost here
can't wait to get sleep.

----------===----------

A day called Friday,
the end of the week is near.
This we like the most.

----------===----------

Friday! Friday! (Anagrammed)

Y I'd fry fairy?
add air if a daffy dad
a rad fair I did

You are a show-off!
You are making me look bad!
Please stick to limericks.

:(

I write these alot
Have a repository
May publish a book

You are a show-off!
You are making me look bad!
Please stick to limericks.

:(

There once was a man,
that wrote only in haiku.
Lost him mind in rhyme.

There once was a man,
that wrote only in haiku.
Lost him mind in rhyme.

the word should be his
me spelink gooder today
grammar also heirs

come on every one!
This thread is very stinkie!
my head is ichy!

We should use haiku
In all threads on this forum
They make you civil

‘The US is shit’
‘All yanks are foolish people’
‘They all want huge guns’

‘God is a big load’
‘The bible is all made up’
‘Jesus is fiction’

Such things are not said
When we all talk in Haiku
Which makes things nicer

Today at college
A girl shaved all her hair off
For Comic Relief

Raised four hundred pounds
Just because she lost her hair
What a great country!

Everybody was
Haiku fighting - ha, hu cha!
Like kung-fu fighting

A poet I'm not
This is my very first Haiku
It's simple and fun

Sheet of white frosting,
The world seems more magical,
There's no work today!

Oh no! What happen?
Someone set up us the bomb!
What a dumb cliche.
.

Don't you just love them?
Haikus, fired from left and right.
They're really not bad.

Although this one is,
No poet-master am I,
my haiku simple.

it has been minutes
Since my las haiku when up
Shakes are subsiding

There once was the king of a nation
Whose favorite sandwich was Penn Station
"Whats the big deal with haiku?"
Quoth he, "On them I poo."
From NationStates he took a vacation.

There once was the king of a nation
Whose favorite sandwich was Penn Station
"Whats the big deal with haiku?"
Quoth he, "On them I poo."
From NationStates he took a vacation.

Fired and Ejected
cuz this is NOT a haiku
limricks go elsewhere!

There once was the king of a nation
Whose favorite sandwich was Penn Station
"Whats the big deal with haiku?"
Quoth he, "On them I poo."
From NationStates he took a vacation.
That was quite good, but
Too many syllables in
line 4. (one with 'poo')

Oh no! My knees quake.
I have made a big mistake.
I apologize.

That last one was weak.
My haiku forcast is bleak.
Why do I rhyme them?

Oh no! My knees quake.
I have made a big mistake.
I apologize.

That last one was weak.
My haiku forcast is bleak.
Why do I rhyme them?
Because you aspire
To become exactly like
Me, thy God and King.

Oh God my ego
Just expanded so far that
It touches the sun :p

That was quite good, but
Too many syllables in
line 4. (one with 'poo')

Thank you, my good sir.
With limericks i am still
A young fresh virgin.

Too many haikus here
miss the essence of the fun:
Turnaround is fair play

come on every one!
This thread is very stinkie!
my head is ichy!
It's dandruff you say?
Or maybe lively head lice?
Try Selsun or Nixx. :p


In all rains of May
there remains one thing hidden -
the mind of great menYour ability
Is like the clouds at sunset
Glowing and golden.

Lunatic Goofballs
Is jealous (I laugh loudly)
His reign is challenged. :D

lips glide ever soft
tasting sweetness of velvet
release...oh, deep joy

moonshine dancing bright
on lovers melted as one
o' vision, my dream

a dream comes to light
of peace, love, and brotherhood
world in harmony

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Rudi/Mongolianhaiku.bmp

或中國字詞
讓我笑如同您奮鬥
瞭解他們

日本語はよい
しかしこれを理解できる
そして英語を見なさい

Как о русском?
Я не могу написать эт на русском языке,
но я могу перевести!

Γράφω μέσα
Αγγλικά κατόπιν μεταφράζοντας το
στις νέες διαλέκτους.

그리고, 한국어 마지막,
나의 언어 곡마안에,
그리고 지금... 나는 끝낼 것이다.

Thank you, thank you! :p *bows*

They were English to start off with, then I translated them with the almighty Babelfish (expect for the Mongolian, which I translitterated). As such, the only haiku that works if you translate it back is the Mongolian, although the Korean comes out with two lines OK in syllable terms.....

everybody was kung fu fighting...

Sorry, LG I had to. :p

Why do I keep on
Wasting time on this forum?
So much more to life!

Sleep has not come yet
It is almost 7AM
Insomnia sucks

Then get off NS
Sleep while surfing? Just hopeless...
Don't you realise?

Does a haiku count
As valid without a phrase
Like "cherry blossom"?

This board went downhill.
Why cant we argue some more?
Haikus are quite dull.

EDIT
Why did I post this?
It was a foolish action
that backfired on me.

Dude! A haiku thread!
Seriousness falls and dies
Drowned by tide of spam

Lets go poke some n00bs!
Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke
Poke poke poke poke poke

Haiku fight, is it?
Fear my dalek army, fools
And my laser eyes

I have an idea!
Emo whinging haiku time!
I am so depressed

I hate everyone
I just want to kill myself
Are you listening?

Miasma of darkness
Hangs over my tear-filled eyes
Caused by bullshit smell

Screw this haiku stuff
I may come back, but I need
Someone to annoy...

Sunrise in New York
Golden windows o'er the streets
Beauty above trash

Sunset in Cleveland.
Our river burning with filth.
Trash over beauty.

Sun in Great Britain?
Altogether too silly!
Far too many clouds.

Sun in Great Britain?
Altogether too silly!
Far too many clouds.

of course sun is there
is it perpetually night?
if it is so, how?

where napoleon
keep his armies? the answer
is: up his sleevies

Worry not good sir!
For soon it will be men's month,
and we'll have revenge.
You are wrong good sir
For though I am a woman
Pretension still reigns

of course sun is there
is it perpetually night?
if it is so, how?

Sun is there, of course,
Yet behind the clouds it stays,
Causing quite low vis.

a day no man do
ya, madam nod and do mad
yo ma may OD

Lord Balkoran comes
Steel Angels bringeth the doom
To all the impure

Clouds on horizon
Are blackened billows of gloom
It's Monday again.

The wind blows frigid
As the fluffy balls of birds
Huddle on branches

Brushing the water
Light glints in silver splinters
The coldness of steel.

Beginning this week
is yet another monday,
try not to be thrilled

Wednesday, the hump day.
A watery sun flashes
Clouds are dispersing.

Sweet, salty and soft.
New cookie dough Pop Tarts rock.
You should all try them.

I suck at haikus
Here is my sad try at one
Is it not sucky?

I am so sleepy
I stay up on General
til it's 3 AM

Why do I do this?
Absolutely no reason!
I should go to bed.

First time writing these
Must not screw up hopelessly
Phew, I think I coped.

This is now the end
There just are no more haikus
cherry blossom time

Words carelessly strung
Into these meaningless strings
The pain of haiku

I did not write this.
Really, I never wrote it.
Why do you care, huh?

Breath not the liquid
Enjoy the world around you
Drink in lifes sweet breath

I suck at haikus
Here is my sad try at one
Is it not sucky?

Yes, because "sucky"
isn't a word; think of others
rather than 'those' words...