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If You Could Replace The Taste Of Water...

Kejott
10-03-2005, 12:47
With anything what would it be?
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 12:48
Apple juice. I love the stuff. Makes you Sh*t like hell though if you drink too much.
Preebles
10-03-2005, 12:51
I like water...
Pure Metal
10-03-2005, 12:52
i'd make all water, of all temperatures, taste like ice-cold water. its tasty as it is :)
Kejott
10-03-2005, 12:55
Then what would you do if a mad scientist changed the taste of all the water in the world and it had the texture and taste of a Mcflurry? Would you like that? :)
Patra Caesar
10-03-2005, 13:03
i'd make all water, of all temperatures, taste like ice-cold water. its tasty as it is :)

You took the words right out of my mouth. Stop! Word theif!:p;)
Kanabia
10-03-2005, 13:05
Vinegar. I don't drink plain water anyway, and I would get amusement out of watching the people that do.
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-03-2005, 13:06
With anything what would it be?

Beer, cos y'know how people always say how its good to drink lots of water when you've got a hangover . . . . . :D
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 13:07
Vinegar. I don't drink plain water anyway, and I would get amusement out of watching the people that do.

lol... *watches everyone gag*
Conninglinguists
10-03-2005, 13:12
leave our water alone....WATER is superb!

whats more it should be made clean and freely available to all :)
Kanabia
10-03-2005, 13:12
lol... *watches everyone gag*

And i'd replace paracetemol (sp?) and aspirin tablets with bicarbonate of soda tablets. That would rule. :D
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-03-2005, 13:13
whats more it should be made clean and freely available to all :)

:eek:
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 13:15
And i'd replace paracetemol (sp?) and aspirin tablets with bicarbonate of soda tablets. That would rule. :D

ROFL... *Plink Plink* ahhh... what the?

*FIZZZZZZZZ*

*Shortly afterwards*

How the hell did you mess up the kitchen?

I had a headache...
Davo_301
10-03-2005, 13:15
i'd replace it with the taste of victory...... it leaset i'd then know what it tastes like :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
FairyTInkArisen
10-03-2005, 13:17
i'd make all water, of all temperatures, taste like ice-cold water. its tasty as it is :)
ditto cept I'd also allow hot water too, I can't live without my tea!
Pure Metal
10-03-2005, 13:18
ditto cept I'd also allow hot water too, I can't live without my tea!
good point... i do love tea :)
Davo_301
10-03-2005, 13:21
good point... i do love tea :)
down with coffee. horriable stuff with more caffeen then a cup of tea (bad)
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-03-2005, 13:23
down with coffee. horriable stuff with more caffeen then a cup of tea (bad)

:eek: HERETIC!!!
Davo_301
10-03-2005, 14:00
:eek: HERETIC!!!
one work my friend to prove the evil of coffee: "starbucks" owned by Dr. Evil
Legless Pirates
10-03-2005, 14:01
JD :fluffle:
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-03-2005, 14:03
one work my friend to prove the evil of coffee: "starbucks" owned by Dr. Evil

Ooof, good comeback :p
Mythopia
10-03-2005, 14:04
i'd make all water, of all temperatures, taste like ice-cold water. its tasty as it is :)

Yeah, so would I, but I'd put a hint of lemon in it.
Davo_301
10-03-2005, 14:04
JD :fluffle:

*looks in internet translator*
hmmm no "JD" what it mean??
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 14:04
I'd make it taste like H2O.
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 14:05
*looks in internet translator*
hmmm no "JD" what it mean??

Jack Daniels.
Kanabia
10-03-2005, 14:05
ROFL... *Plink Plink* ahhh... what the?

*FIZZZZZZZZ*

*Shortly afterwards*

How the hell did you mess up the kitchen?

I had a headache...

Either that or they're lying on the floor unconscious with foam coming out of nose, mouth, eyes and ears.

:p
Legless Pirates
10-03-2005, 14:06
*looks in internet translator*
hmmm no "JD" what it mean??
Duuuuude. Where have you been?
Mythopia
10-03-2005, 14:06
one work my friend to prove the evil of coffee: "starbucks" owned by Dr. Evil

Oh my god! You're insane. Coffee is life. Tea's good too, though only at night when you want to relax.
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-03-2005, 14:06
*looks in internet translator*
hmmm no "JD" what it mean??

http://www.jdsports.co.uk/

duh!?!?!?!
Davo_301
10-03-2005, 14:06
Jack Daniels.
oh silly me
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 14:07
Either that or they're lying on the floor unconscious with foam coming out of nose, mouth, eyes and ears.

:p

Heh. *Plink Plink*

*Glug glug glug*

*FIZZZZZ*

GAAAAHHHHH*Gasp*

*Guzuble* *Guzzible*

*Bang*
Kanabia
10-03-2005, 14:11
Heh. *Plink Plink*

*Glug glug glug*

*FIZZZZZ*

GAAAAHHHHH*Gasp*

*Guzuble* *Guzzible*

*Bang*

This is such an evil and diabolic idea, that it simply has to be done. :D
Davo_301
10-03-2005, 14:13
Heh. *Plink Plink*

*Glug glug glug*

*FIZZZZZ*

GAAAAHHHHH*Gasp*

*Guzuble* *Guzzible*

*Bang*
it's one way to get rid of a headache. remove your head!
E B Guvegrra
10-03-2005, 14:52
With anything what would it be?The smell of air, obviously...
Swimmingpool
10-03-2005, 17:59
I'll take chocolate or orange juice. Maybe together?

Vinegar. I don't drink plain water anyway.
You really should. It brings immeasurable health benefits and generally keeps you OK.
ElleDiamonique
10-03-2005, 18:07
I would replace it with coffee. More specifically - Folgers.
Alenaland
10-03-2005, 18:07
I like the taste of most bottled waters, but not tap water. And I like it cold, but not ice cold (and definitely not tainted by ice!) - just colder than room temp. We keep ours in the garage, so it's cold, but not as cold as the fridge (at least this time of year).

If I had to alter the taste at all, I would add a touch of lime.
Occidio Multus
10-03-2005, 18:13
you really dont want me to answer this question. really.
I_Hate_Cows
10-03-2005, 18:17
Apple juice. I love the stuff. Makes you Sh*t like hell though if you drink too much.
Apple juice is lame, I'd prefer it taste like water instead of a shitload of different chemicals and metals.
Teh Cameron Clan
10-03-2005, 18:37
id ma it tase like water with a hint f sugar and slightly chilled
New Sancrosanctia
10-03-2005, 18:48
you really dont want me to answer this question. really.
actually, now i really, really do.
Occidio Multus
10-03-2005, 18:51
actually, now i really, really do.
hahahha. no you dont nicky. and i am at work- so thats why i am not on chat.
Teh Cameron Clan
10-03-2005, 18:52
you really dont want me to answer this question. really.


actually, now i really, really do.

me too :P
New Sancrosanctia
10-03-2005, 18:54
hahahha. no you dont nicky. and i am at work- so thats why i am not on chat.
are my sensibilities really so delicate? and i guessed. that tg is damn ass old.
Occidio Multus
10-03-2005, 18:57
are my sensibilities really so delicate? and i guessed. that tg is damn ass old.
i would answer you, but i only understand PROPER ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahhahaha. your sensibilities are far too delicate, BTW
New Sancrosanctia
10-03-2005, 18:58
i would answer you, but i only understand PROPER ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahhahaha. your sensibilities are far too delicate, BTW
i swear to god. I'ma kill you. :mad:
Tanara
10-03-2005, 19:03
Water, pure, plain water...
Occidio Multus
10-03-2005, 19:04
i swear to god. I'ma kill you. :mad:
really?
*perks up*
New Sancrosanctia
10-03-2005, 19:06
really?
*perks up*
damn, girl! your crazy ass is into some wierd fucking shit, i'll tell you that much. necrophilia is one thing, but aspiring to be the corpse?