NationStates Jolt Archive


And I thought only animated donkeys could become celebrities....

Kellarly
10-03-2005, 12:32
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4334877.stm

Nice one on the donkey...and what was the police chief thinking?!?! Arrest a mule...yeah way to go.... :D

A donkey has been released after being detained for three days as a suspect in a road traffic accident in Colombia.
Police held on to Pacho after a motorcyclist crashed into him in the north-eastern town of Arauca on Sunday.

Local police chief Diana Rojas justified the unusual arrest saying a "man was injured".

Since his brush with the law, which has sparked a national debate on animal rights, Pacho has become a Colombian television star.

The accident occurred as Pacho was returning to the stable after a day's work with his owner Nelson Gonzalez.

The animal was involved in a collision with the motorcycle, resulting in injuries to his head and right hoof.

The motorcyclist was seriously injured in the accident and was hospitalised.

Mr Gonzalez, 50, insisted his donkey was not to blame.

He said he went to visit Pacho every day at the pound and complained that he was not being fed sufficiently.

"This is a violation of the animal's integrity," said Alvaro Merchan, a local human rights lawyer, who objected to Pacho's conditions of detention.

"In this case, neither the law, nor the proper conditions of detention were respected," he told the French news agency AFP.

Ms Rojas said Pacho was released on Wednesday after investigators decided his detention served no further purpose.

To add insult to injury, Mr Gonzalez was required to pay about 9,000 pesos ($4) to cover the costs at the pound.

"I want to thank everybody who supported me," said Mr Gonzalez after Pacho was released.
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 12:35
You are charged with grevious bodily harm-how do you plead?

Heee hawwww!
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-03-2005, 12:37
NOT NOW DONKEY!!! :D

http://www.planet-interkom.de/home/astrosat/a_x-shrek.jpg
McLeod03
10-03-2005, 12:41
I bet that police chief feels like a right ass.....



I'll get my coat
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 12:45
I bet that police chief feels like a right ass.....

Of course, it was actually the donkey owner trying to save his ass...

I R TEH JOKE BUTCHERz0R!

http://davidhalpern.com/Butcher.jpg
Whinging Trancers
10-03-2005, 12:45
Detained as a suspect?

Can you imagine the questioning?

Or the lawyers turning around in court, "we think he was bribed to make his statement, he'd clearly had more carrots held out than was normal." :D
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-03-2005, 12:47
*tries to think of a joke about kissing his ass*

:headbang:
McLeod03
10-03-2005, 12:49
*tries to think of a joke about kissing his ass*

:headbang:

"Boy, the police chief's gonna have to kiss some ass to make up for that arrest"?

Not the greatest, but it's a start.
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 12:50
"Boy, the police chief's gonna have to kiss some ass to make up for that arrest"?

Not the greatest, but it's a start.

*Hands over coat*

Thats enough. :D
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-03-2005, 12:51
"Boy, the police chief's gonna have to kiss some ass to make up for that arrest"?

Not the greatest, but it's a start.

LOL :D

Try this: . . . . and as he left the courthouse Mr Gonzalez was seen to kiss his ass saying he wouldn't know what to do without it!

*Avoids hurtling cabbage*

WELL, YOU TRY TO THINK OF ONE THEN!!! :p
Keruvalia
10-03-2005, 13:00
To be fair, the donkey *was* drunk.
Davo_301
10-03-2005, 13:06
To be fair, the donkey *was* drunk.

at least he was not stoned off his ass, would he sign the confession or try and eat it?
Psychopathic Warmonger
10-03-2005, 13:08
at least he was not stoned off his ass, would he sign the confession or try and eat it?

Stoned off his ass. . . . . hahahahahahahahahaha ROFL ROFL ROFL

:D :D :D
Syawla
10-03-2005, 13:09
Funniest thing I've ever read.
Kellarly
10-03-2005, 13:10
:eek: Drunken Donkey?! the shame!
Davo_301
10-03-2005, 13:53
:eek: Drunken Donkey?! the shame!
if it went to prision would people dare to drop the soap in the shower??? :eek:
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 13:54
if it went to prision would people dare to drop the soap in the shower??? :eek:

Oh dear GOD NO!
Kellarly
10-03-2005, 13:57
if it went to prision would people dare to drop the soap in the shower??? :eek:

Put a sign on it "Please don't ride the ass"....


ohhhh the conatations....
Kellarly
10-03-2005, 14:04
Hey, it wasn't that bad! :(
Kellarly
10-03-2005, 14:43
meh i guess it was that bad then... :p
McLeod03
10-03-2005, 14:50
Yeah, it was. It was what I like to refer to as a "thread-killer".
Kellarly
10-03-2005, 14:51
Yeah, it was. It was what I like to refer to as a "thread-killer".

I'm not even in the Posties thread despite being nominated for that! And see I KILL THREADS! :(
The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 14:54
I'm not even in the Posties thread despite being nominated for that! And see I KILL THREADS! :(

I'm not going to let this thread die. I will deny you the thread killing shame!

I will post here until you stop, so the thread will not be killed by you.
McLeod03
10-03-2005, 14:55
I'll help you keep it alive TIN

*Starts thinking of more ridiculous, inuendo ridden, downright offensively bad donkey jokes*
Davo_301
10-03-2005, 15:00
I'll help you keep it alive TIN

*Starts thinking of more ridiculous, inuendo ridden, downright offensively bad donkey jokes*

GO ON THE TRY AND GET A KICK OUT OF IT. HEEWW-HAAAAAA WELL THEY ALWAYS TELL ME THAT! :D
Kellarly
10-03-2005, 15:02
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You're supposed to let it die!!! ARGH!!! :mad:
McLeod03
10-03-2005, 15:03
NEVER!!!

"'Ello 'ello 'ello, who's been assing about here then?"
Lunatic Goofballs
10-03-2005, 15:06
Even with a donkey involved, I can't help but wonder who is the jackass in this story. :)