The Imperial Navy
10-03-2005, 11:56
I've drawn up this list of Steriotypical views on each type of politics. It's up to you to add to it if you wish. Otherwise, just sit back and laugh.
US politics:
Liberalist Democracy: We hate everyone and each other! We can't govern! As a result, we hate our country because we disagree with it! We're the party that "everybody" knows could make a real difference, but nobody will give us their vote, because we aren't likely to win! We're just evil!
Republican Democracy: We're just plain evil! We want the worst for everyone! We're invading countries for our own gain! Not overthrowing the evil!
Independent: Wow, we're wasting our time. We're just plain evil!
UK politics:
Labour: We make empty promises and don't deliver! This has nothing to do with the fact the conservatives caused the mess we're trying to clean up! Whilst all the time enacting the policies which the conservatives were too scared to put in when they were in power, we're more conservative than the conservatives were, even more evil! It also has nothing to do with the fact it's our culture going down the pan! We're just evil!
Conservative: We can say whatever we like because we're the opposition! We love to screw our country over! Our views are similar to republican americans! We're so jealous that the greatest minds of the conservative party joined the labour party for fashions sake while at university and then forgot to join our party, now they run the labour party! We're plain evil!
Other/Liberal Democrats: We're giving the government a hard time while doing nothing else! And we're making money from it! We're just plain evil!
Other politic types:
Communism: We're trying to bring down democracy, we're not just trying to run our country in a better way! The americans say so! We're just plain evil for trying equality!
Nazism: Does anyone smell burning flesh? Evil!
Stalinism: I hear political gunshots... Evil!
Anarchy: Biker gangs rule the roads! It's total chaos, because the democratic countries say so! Evil!
So as you see, according to steriotypical views, all types of politics are evil!
:D Thank you for wasting your time on this pointless and completely devoid of facts thread.
US politics:
Liberalist Democracy: We hate everyone and each other! We can't govern! As a result, we hate our country because we disagree with it! We're the party that "everybody" knows could make a real difference, but nobody will give us their vote, because we aren't likely to win! We're just evil!
Republican Democracy: We're just plain evil! We want the worst for everyone! We're invading countries for our own gain! Not overthrowing the evil!
Independent: Wow, we're wasting our time. We're just plain evil!
UK politics:
Labour: We make empty promises and don't deliver! This has nothing to do with the fact the conservatives caused the mess we're trying to clean up! Whilst all the time enacting the policies which the conservatives were too scared to put in when they were in power, we're more conservative than the conservatives were, even more evil! It also has nothing to do with the fact it's our culture going down the pan! We're just evil!
Conservative: We can say whatever we like because we're the opposition! We love to screw our country over! Our views are similar to republican americans! We're so jealous that the greatest minds of the conservative party joined the labour party for fashions sake while at university and then forgot to join our party, now they run the labour party! We're plain evil!
Other/Liberal Democrats: We're giving the government a hard time while doing nothing else! And we're making money from it! We're just plain evil!
Other politic types:
Communism: We're trying to bring down democracy, we're not just trying to run our country in a better way! The americans say so! We're just plain evil for trying equality!
Nazism: Does anyone smell burning flesh? Evil!
Stalinism: I hear political gunshots... Evil!
Anarchy: Biker gangs rule the roads! It's total chaos, because the democratic countries say so! Evil!
So as you see, according to steriotypical views, all types of politics are evil!
:D Thank you for wasting your time on this pointless and completely devoid of facts thread.