Weird and Scary solgans
German Kingdoms
10-03-2005, 07:21
Ok heres the name of the game. Use any product, or idea, or anything, and give it a weird or scary solgan!
Gaeltach
10-03-2005, 07:28
City Morgue: Now offering layaway!
German Kingdoms
10-03-2005, 07:36
Incest: Fun for the entire family!
Incest: A game even the grandparents can enjoy!
(Yes I know these are gross, but for some reason I am laughing my ass off)
Lascivious Maximus
10-03-2005, 07:46
Impotence: it's all in your head.
Robbopolis
10-03-2005, 07:46
The US Air Force: We aim to please! Now with same day shipping!
New Sancrosanctia
10-03-2005, 07:47
Big Al's Cheap Ho's: Now with half the pleasure, twice the vd!
Pet rocks: When even an inanimate object won't talk to you!
Vaenination
10-03-2005, 08:05
Test-a-Condom: You break it, you pay for it!
New Sancrosanctia
10-03-2005, 08:07
Bob's Porn-o-Rama: Because you're fat, stupid and ugly, and no one will ever love you
CelebrityFrogs
10-03-2005, 08:07
Pet rocks: When even an inanimate object won't talk to you!
Try Shrooms after 36 hours of: no sleep, lots of booze and cannabis, and techno music! I thought my carpet was a talking dog!!!
CelebrityFrogs
10-03-2005, 08:07
Soup for one: because you're going to die alone!
Welcome to the Branin mortuary, you kill 'em we grill 'em....
Hawaiian Punch: Made With 100% Cyanide...errr Vitamin C! :)
Robbopolis
10-03-2005, 08:21
Welcome to the Branin mortuary, you kill 'em we grill 'em....
Not quite.
Road Kill Cafe: You kill 'em, we grill 'em.
You can even find t-shirts with the menu. Poddle Noodle, etc...
Lascivious Maximus
10-03-2005, 08:37
Not quite.
Road Kill Cafe: You kill 'em, we grill 'em.
You can even find t-shirts with the menu. Poddle Noodle, etc...
Theres a song too - my dad used to sing it to us:
-ahem-
(Chorus)
Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, itty bitty birdie feet.
Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
And me without a spoon.
Some people eat hamburger meat while others like potatoes,
And some must chew their Irish stew along with ripe tomatoes.
I can't understand why in ev'ry land, they serve such peculiar dishes.
For wherever I go, they always say "No!" when I tell them what my wish is.
I scream for ... (Chorus)
I can pay my way in a French café which is big and quite expensive,
Where the diners dine and the wine is fine, but I'm always apprehensive.
When the menu comes, I twiddle my thumbs at the list of fancy dishes:
Caviar and steaks, champagne and cake, is never what my wish is.
I beg for ... (Chorus)
In the life to come, I intend to hum this hymn to old Saint Peter:
I won't need much, when my harp I touch, and become a heavenly eater.
I won't ask for money or milk and honey, and my voice will never falter
While the trumpets blare on the Golden Stair as I stand at the Shining Altar.
I yell for ... (Chorus)
(Tag: ) And me without a spoon! Yuck!
He used to add lines to the chorus too
such as:
Goats milk non-sterilized, and poked out turkey eyes!
...and then he wondered why we lost our appetite... Hmmmm
Robbopolis
10-03-2005, 08:41
...and then he wondered why we lost our appetite... Hmmmm
Cuts down on the grocery bill.
Not quite.
Road Kill Cafe: You kill 'em, we grill 'em.
You can even find t-shirts with the menu. Poddle Noodle, etc...
Not quite the same effect as a morgue......
Lascivious Maximus
10-03-2005, 08:43
Cuts down on the grocery bill.
You know... we were a poor family! I think I'm finally begining to understand the genius in his ways! :)
Gataway_Driver
10-03-2005, 08:48
For contraception advice use back entrance
Gaeltach
10-03-2005, 08:51
Unplanned Parenthood
For life's little practical jokes
Lascivious Maximus
10-03-2005, 08:51
Big Johnsons Bar and Casino
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
Robbopolis
10-03-2005, 08:52
Big Johnsons Bar and Casino
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
Actually, there's a bar down the highway that actaully uses that slogan. But the name is Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn.
Calvin Kline: Designer Ham Sandwiches
Couldn't resist posting another one! Really nice thread.
Lascivious Maximus
10-03-2005, 08:53
Actually, there's a bar down the highway that actaully uses that slogan. But the name is Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn.
Buahahaha! Thats incredible!
New Sancrosanctia
10-03-2005, 09:01
Georgia: If you just don't like blacks or jews... :D
Gaeltach
10-03-2005, 09:04
Big Johnsons Bar and Casino
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
I don't know how it is at other schools, but the big thing on this campus is to name the houses with signage and whatnot. There's a famous one that uses just the slogan.
Robbopolis
10-03-2005, 09:04
Arkansas: 2 million people, 8 last names
Arkansas: 2 million people, 8 last names
My family tree don't fork!