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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.



























HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring food and Beer.

The trick on the steps to impress a woman is that somehow you have to do all those things without looking like a wuss.

I don't know which is better!

Medical fact. A woman's g-spot in the mans wallet.

Actually only about 1/3 of women have a g-spot. Anyway,

ONLY DO THOSE THINGS IF YOU KNOW SHE WANTS YOU TO. :)

ONLY DO THOSE THINGS IF YOU KNOW SHE WANTS YOU TO. :)
yes or you will find yourself up for assault or a restraining order

yes or you will find yourself up for assault or a restraining order

Yes, they call that stalking now. Of course, in my day, they called it "shy".

Show up naked AND bring beer?

Sheesh... maybe my sights are set too low, a woman would only need to do one of those things to impress me.

If a woman showed up at my door naked and with beer I'd marry her... oh wait... I am married already :p

There isn't a woman in the world who doesn't want those things...Okay, maybe some women don't like wine...I forget who it was, but whomever said do it without looking like a wuss is right. At least for me. I definitely don't want a man who is sweet and loving but at the same time acts like a woman. He must love sports and be a man. Haha.

Yes, they call that stalking now. Of course, in my day, they called it "shy".
I wish I was in your day :)

Actually only about 1/3 of women have a g-spot.
I thought that it was that it is an ubiquitous anatomical part in women, just there are different responses to its stimulation.

Originally posted by Gnostikos
I thought that it was that it is an ubiquitous anatomical part in women, just there are different responses to its stimulation.

Not that I'm aware of. I watched something on TLC about it. Let me double check.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

tease her,




I got that one down pretty good.

This is the ONLY true way to impress a woman.


WARNING: This will only work if you are a Lawyer, Doctor, or any of the high paying profession.


Show her your paycheck.

Actually only about 1/3 of women have a g-spot. Anyway,

ONLY DO THOSE THINGS IF YOU KNOW SHE WANTS YOU TO. :)

Every woman has a g-spot. You just need a big enough wallet to find it.

Show up naked AND bring beer?

Sheesh... maybe my sights are set too low, a woman would only need to do one of those things to impress me.


Hahaha!!! Ditto!

All women have G-spots, it is part of the clitoris which extends down and to the side. It is just past a ridge of somewhat sponge-like tissue.

Nah, it's definitely in the wallet.

All women have G-spots, it is part of the clitoris which extends down and to the side. It is just past a ridge of somewhat sponge-like tissue.

we know we know, we were just making jokes. :rolleyes:

All women have G-spots, it is part of the clitoris which extends down and to the side. It is just past a ridge of somewhat sponge-like tissue.

this is coming from both a woman and a med student...

...i still say wallet

we know we know, we were just making jokes. :rolleyes:

Actually, I was replying to Oksana. I realize that some of you were making jokes, but she said that only 1/3 of women have a G-spot, which is incorrect.

Actually, I was replying to Oksana. I realize that some of you were making jokes, but she said that only 1/3 of women have a G-spot, which is incorrect.
I thought that might be wrong... It's the periurethral tissue or something isn't it?

Maybe what that actually means is that not all women have g-spots that are sensitive?

I thought that might be wrong... It's the periurethral tissue or something isn't it?

Maybe what that actually means is that not all women have g-spots that are sensitive?

Indeed, the g-spot is also near what is known as the "Skene's glands", and is surrounded by erectile tissue.

Anatomical diagram, rated M for Mature! (http://www.mum.org/gspot.jpg)

There isn't a woman in the world who doesn't want those things...Okay, maybe some women don't like wine...I forget who it was, but whomever said do it without looking like a wuss is right. At least for me. I definitely don't want a man who is sweet and loving but at the same time acts like a woman. He must love sports and be a man. Haha.

Too bad you don't live in Alaska, or I might want to look you up. I do most of that stuff, but I am constrained by a college student's budget.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.
I suck at all of these. :D

Originally posted by Demented Hamsters

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring food and Beer.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN (revised)

Actually prove that you do not agree with the statement quoted above.
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All men are pigs! All they want in a partner is nudity and the ability to stuff their face!

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

Assuming the man is a pushover?

Actually only about 1/3 of women have a g-spot. Anyway,

ONLY DO THOSE THINGS IF YOU KNOW SHE WANTS YOU TO. :)
Actually the G Y CLit and female orgasam are all propoganda brought forth from the FemmeNazi's yoke wishing to enslave the good honest hard working man with repressive Communist ideals perpurtrated against those who dont cook or clean or............GET LAID!
;)

I got that one down pretty good.
That's TEASE, not torment.

I think I'm gonna be gay to get laid from now on

I think I'm gonna be gay to get laid from now on
Yeah, I might go that route too LP, Im tired of making women hate me - men should hate me too...

oh... wait, you meant acting gay to get women... hmm, well that could work too.

oh... wait, you meant acting gay to get women... hmm, well that could work too.
That's just sick

That's just sick
Yups, sure is... hey, Im not advocating it - but I have seen sad little men try it. I always sort of hoped it would backfire and end up with one of the girls they were chasing setting them up with a gay date. I never seen it get that far, I would have loved to though. *sigh*

Yups, sure is... hey, Im not advocating it - but I have seen sad little men try it. I always sort of hoped it would backfire and end up with one of the girls they were chasing setting them up with a gay date. I never seen it get that far, I would have loved to though. *sigh*
I'm totally picturing that happening

I think I'm gonna be gay to get laid from now on
Nah, that won't work cause all that'll happen is that you get the dreaded 'You're one of my best friends' and this immediately precludes you from any sexual action ever, no matter what the circumstances and how desperate either of you are. It 'would ruin the friendship'.

Well Legless, if the both of us are going gay... theres no one Id rather bat with whilst swinging for 'the other team' so to speak ;)

Pah, its not like I have to worry about dissapointing any women by doing so! Not at the moment anyway! Haha! :p

Nah, that won't work cause all that'll happen is that you get the dreaded 'You're one of my best friends' and this immediately precludes you from any sexual action ever, no matter what the circumstances and how desperate either of you are. It 'would ruin the friendship'.
No I really mean get naked, grab a sixpack and dance up against other men

Well Legless, if the both of us are going gay... theres no one Id rather bat with whilst swinging for 'the other team' so to speak ;)

Pah, its not like I have to worry about dissapointing any women by doing so! Not at the moment anyway! Haha! :p
I think several ladies on the forum would beg to differ, but hey. I say go for it Lyle ;) :fluffle:

No I really mean get naked, grab a sixpack and dance up against other men
Wait a minute... I already do that.... hmmmm

No I really mean get naked, grab a sixpack and dance up against other men
dont forget to bring a naked female friend to impress them and say your bi. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You guys are talking about the wife going after the man with the money.. I am going after my wife with the money. She's a plastic surgeon. Eeh. :eek:

That's just sick
HATE crime discriminating against Gays! :mad: *evil*

Why are the decent men turning gay? :confused:

Wait a minute... I already do that.... hmmmm
Well then, you're already most of the way there. The rest of the transition shouldn't be too hard.

:D

So punching women in the back of the head is a bad idea??? Hmm. Who'd've thought?

Why are the decent men turning gay? :confused:
Im still hear oh wait you said decent men. :(

So punching women in the back of the head is a bad idea??? Hmm. Who'd've thought?
So you're a big fan of the Houdini(sp) aye? ;)

So you're a big fan of the Houdini(sp) aye? ;)

Indeed.

I actually would never strike a woman, lest my mother find out and beat the everliving shit out of me. I was raised by my conservative Roman Catholic mother. I worship women.

Indeed.

I actually would never strike a woman, lest my mother find out and beat the everliving shit out of me. I was raised by my conservative Roman Catholic mother. I worship women.
Fair enough too.

how to impress a woman..easy :D be me ;)

Meh, it doesn't take much to impress this female. The fact my honey loves to spend time with me, and intends to be with me forever, is wonderful.

Demented Hamsters, did you come up with that by yourself? *is curious*

-Asylum Nova

Something tells me the topic creator has never been in a relationship.

Actually only about 1/3 of women have a g-spot. Anyway,

ONLY DO THOSE THINGS IF YOU KNOW SHE WANTS YOU TO. :)

And I bet very few posters here, men or women, know where to look for it.