NationStates Jolt Archive

hello, i am new here and i hope to learn exactlty what this site and game is all about. this place was recomended by a friend, so i hope i am welcome here.oh, and cats rule! lol, i love cats, just had to say that, anyone else want to introduce themselves here? i thought it would be cool to have a place to introduce myself, and for any others here...though there may already be a place like this somewhere on the site...well, thats about it, im a cat freak and so is my nation!

Hi! I'm Allie. I love cats, too. I have 3. I hope you enjoy your experience here. :)

wasup. i'm more of a dog person myself, but whatever floats your boat.

You said "float your boat". Haha.

This is Stroudiztan. Everything is connected to everything else, but it's unimportant. The center is everywhere and the circumference is nowhere.

My name is Allen B. Wilson. I live in Atlanta Georgia and take antidepressants to cushion my day to day existance. My shrink calls me an under achiver, and says that I need to "apply myself". Personally, I think hes a dissilusioned old bastard whos full of shit. Nothing entertains me as much as pornography, video games, the internet, and books. I currently reside in a small two bedroom apartment in an undesierable area of town. In the past year I have survived one suicide attempt, two home invasions, 3 automobile accidents, one overdose, and I slipped on the bathroom floor Saturday and suffered a cuncushion. Now ill insert the obligatory frowny face emoticon that suits these pity me ramblings, :( . Lifes a bitch aint it? TV bores me most of the time, all I watch now is IFC, House, Monk, and King of the Hill. Its also fair to say that I wasted the good half of 2004 dicking around on this forum where I accumulated over 4,000 posts of flames, spam, and breifly enjoyed Forum 7 before the fascist moderators closed it and destroyed my at the time 6,000 post count. Ive seen numerous incarnations of the Red Arrow, the Michael Jackson troll, and enjoyed being pretty well known. But sometime during the summer I got a life and spent alot of time golfing and visiting friends in ATL and my home town of Chattanooga Tennessee. Actually when I think about 2004 Nationstates comes to mind... But eventually I lost interest but I maintained my nation in case I ever wanted to stop in for a chat. But most of the people I knew are now gone, Colodia left, Ur6 is gone, TAR is gone, god damn... like motherfucking dust in the wind. And one more thing, the move to Jolt ruined the forums. Thank you! Goodnight!

anger GV. I'm still here and kicking. I remember Forum 7, oh the glory. I saw the original TRA morph into his various forms (he's still here as Skapodre or something). I remeber Ur6 and Colodia and all those other old players that were with us in the original NS forums. Ah the days of hitting the refresh button. I think the move to jolt was better for the game but some of flavor of the forums was lost.


oh, I'm Alex. I'm 18, I live at home (not in college yet) and I have a cat.

This is Stroudiztan. Everything is connected to everything else, but it's unimportant. The center is everywhere and the circumference is nowhere.

Can I have some of whatever it is you are smoking?

I'm... me.

Can I have some of whatever it is you are smoking?
Im not him, bit heck, since were connected to nothing together...

here...

*passes a joint of BC's finest*

btw, Im Lyle, 24, White Rock

SWM, 24. Captain Lascivious seeks new first mate for eight inch fishing boat.

I like cats, but generally they are afraid of me! I've no idea why, I'm not particularly scary to people, and as far as I'm aware no other animals are scared of me.

My next door neighbour has 3 cats, and my house mate is always letting them in. but if I'm there they run away. and if they've been in while I've been out, then as soon as I get back they hide from me, and want to leave.

It doesn't really bother me! except perhaps the thought that I may be evil!!!

I'm an activist, a thinker, and a doubter. Like Socrates, I doubt the really deep doubts. I have some pretty unpopular, but nonetheless important views on religion, politics, civil rights, and life in general.

For instance, don't get me started on God. Studies are showing that rape cultures (cultures with high incidences of rape) have male gods / dieties. We're not sure about cause and effect yet, but there is a correlation. Personally, I'm in favor of playing it safe and banning the worship of male dieties. Consequently, I'm an ardent supporter of Wicca and other Goddess religions, and of humanist faiths like Buddhism.

Edit - Oh. And I love cats. They're so cuuute!

Hi, Im from Los Angeles and I am very active in city politics. Bob Hertzberg came pretty close in the mayoral election, shame he lost.

Yo.
I am a cat lover myself. I am also a hacker (original definition), a :sniper:, and a geek.
If you love trading crazy links/facts/jokes, please check out my region sometime!

Greetings and salty asians! :)

I am LG. The Clown Prince of the NS General Forum. I'm physically 32 years old, though many of my emotional circuitry stopped aging at 17. I'm perfectly happy being emotionally stunted and it doesn't seem to have turned off my wife. I have a baby who turns 1 year old next month. Some of the people on these forums remember when I got married and when I had my kid. I've been here that long. They have made it very clear that I must stay or face dire consequences. I'm a prisoner of NS! :eek:

I have a very busy and active schedule and sometimes I go relatively long periods of time between visits, but sooner or later I always return. Between two jobs(I'm a professional clown and a part-time blackjack dealer), a wife, kid, friends who depend on me to make their lives interesting and painful, and my growing 'City of Heroes' habit, time has been hard to come by lately. Fortunately, I don't sleep much.

I never experience boredom(except sometimes dealing). I don't allow it. When boredom begins to rear it's ugly head, I simply cause trouble. Boring me is not recommended. Sometimes my cure leaves scars. My hobbies include MMORPGs(I actually found NationStates through the Ultima Online forum), Chess, Rugby, Practical Jokes, Magic, Football(American), Paintball, Quantum Physics, Clowning, Corrupting my nephews, Wrestling, Groin strikes and playing in mud. I also enjoy unexpected nakedness.

I have(in my opinion) led a very colorful life, and I love to share stories(the ones appropriate to this forum). My antics are legendary on this forum.

Politically, I have very little interest in the established political parties. I have opinions that are markedly conservative(most notably on gun control and the death penalty) and very liberal(most notably on sexuality and civil liberties). I think the Republican Party and Democratic Party are both full of crap and don't believe a word they say. I think they use political issues as a way of identifying themselves as 'not the other guys'. It's a power play for them. Nothing more.

I take very little seriously. It's healthier. Despite my obvious and enjoyable insanity, I have only been 'observed' for three days. Typically, I manage to convince people that I'm a harmless kook. But just in case, I have taught myself the art of escape. No padded room can hold me. :)

My son is one of the great joys in my life. He already takes after his father in that he has exhibited some very odd behavior. For instance, he poops on command. If I ask him and encourage him to poop, he will poop. Which is great before bedtime because we all sleep more soundly. He also laughs when his daddy hurts himself. As if I needed more encouragement.

Okay, now I'm just rambling. Enough about me. Let's give somebody else a chance. :)

:) <snip> :)
Words can't even describe how good it made me feel to read that. It sounds to me like you live a charmed life LG - you remind me of a person I used to know. Youre the kind of man this world needs more of. Thank you for that. :)

'charmed'? I'm still nursing a swollen bump on the back of the head where I got hit by a wooden sword today. :p

Hi, From the UK and like to spend time in a "Profitless and meaningless way" or as we know it fun.

Cyber cookie for the 1st person who is sad like me and knows the quote

Hi, From the UK and like to spend time in a "Profitless and meaningless way" or as we know it fun.

Cyber cookie for the 1st person who is sad like me and knows the quote

Is it one of John Paul II? Or the Dalai Lama perhaps?

'charmed'? I'm still nursing a swollen bump on the back of the head where I got hit by a wooden sword today. :p
It stands. You lead a richer life than most men dream of LG, a life most of us are lucky to experience even for a fleeting moment. Take full advantage of it, and though I know it needn't be said, raise your son up high every chance you get, and tell your wife you love her every day. You have a good thing going there LG, and you're a better man than most for realizing it. :)

Is it one of John Paul II? Or the Dalai Lama perhaps?

Think more TV comedy, thinking about it its probably one for the Brit here

Think more TV comedy

Ah... got it! Grand Ayatolah Sistani!!!

Ah... got it! Grand Ayatolah Sistani!!!

nope

I'm... me.
No your not, i'm me you are you

Greetings and salty asians! :)

(I'm a professional clown and a part-time blackjack dealer)


How does one get to be a clown? what sort of clown is you?

How does one get to be a clown? what sort of clown is you?
he is Steve-o from jackass
well thats how I see him minus the tatts

I am the Incenjucar, Jona, elected ruler of Incenjucarania, land of plentiful serpents and flame dancers. I am darkness and shadow, fire and passion, horrendous analysis and chaotic irreverence. I also have the almighty power of bi-dar. Muhahahaha.

More seriously, I'm a Californian living in Fresno, but with my heart always in Monterey, an ex-republican gone rogue, an English major, and, most importantly... I bite. :D

me? pure communist.

How does one get to be a clown? what sort of clown is you?

I entertain children, particularly at birthday parties, town festivals, etc. I juggle, do magic, facepainting and sight gags. I sort of fell into it when I was in college. I realized I had a knack for it and I made quite a bit of extra money clowning. After clowning for about a year, I went to an actual clown school in Wisconsin and learned even more.

And yes, I am quite a bit like Steve-O from Jackass. I think if I had been born five years later, I would have been on that show. (Little know fact; Steve-O went to Ringling Brothers Clown College).

Ah, after LG's colourful introduction I cant possibly sound very interesting. But I'm going to try anyways.

Hello all, I am Sarah, I'm 18, in my freshman year of university at UWO. My hobbies include playing guitar and piano, watching hockey and attempting to snowboard (I still fall on my ass alot). I've been frequenting the General Forum lately as a means of avoiding school work. In fact, right now I should be writing an essay due tomorrow. sigh. I love all, or at least most types of music (I've never really been a fan of the mainstream) and I live in Ontario Canada.

That's all I can think of for now.

Ah, after LG's colourful introduction I cant possibly sound very interesting. But I'm going to try anyways.

Hello all, I am Sarah, I'm 18, in my freshman year of university at UWO. My hobbies include playing guitar and piano, watching hockey and attempting to snowboard (I still fall on my ass alot). I've been frequenting the General Forum lately as a means of avoiding school work. In fact, right now I should be writing an essay due tomorrow. sigh. I love all, or at least most types of music (I've never really been a fan of the mainstream) and I live in Ontario Canada.

That's all I can think of for now.
psst... you forgot setting the bar higher for beautiful Canadians in the world! Go Bruins!!!

No your not, i'm me you are you

I'm you?

SWM

No, wait, wrong ad......

Anywho, I'm Robb. From looking at my nation name, you can see that I'm very creative. :p I'm in my 4th year of college at the University of Alaska Fairbanks. After 5 semesters or computer science, I got sick of it, so now I'm a philosophy major.