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Could someone please explain to me what Spongebob has to do with gay people? I read in a post that in the Spongebob movie he said something about tolerating gays. I haven't seen the movie yet, so I've no idea what those people were talking about.

I don't think Spongebob is gay.

But the idea of fucking Spongebob - now that's sick.

I don't think Spongebob is gay.

But the idea of fucking Spongebob - now that's sick.

Well ya, that would be really gross. But that still doesn't answer my question.

I haven't seen the movie either. I think people just like to get their drawers in wad over nothing.

But, you gotta admit, he does spend an awful lot of time with Patrick... :rolleyes:

Here's the article
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6852828/

I think it's just some people with their ponytails tied too tight, and their panties all in a bunch.

I haven't seen the movie either. I think people just like to get their drawers in wad over nothing.

But, you gotta admit, he does spend an awful lot of time with Patrick... :rolleyes:


I aslo heard once that Spongebob is made by a gay company, and that the person who plays his voice is gay. No idea if it's true or not.

But the idea of fucking Spongebob - now that's sick.

Is that even physicaly possible?

Anyway. I think the whole problem the religious groups have with Spongebob is that he's very flamboyant, and can be seen "holding hands" with his friend Patrick.

Then there was this whole thing about a bathtub and Squidward...I dunno. It's all a load of anti-gay sensationalism if you ask me. I doubt anyone would be turned homosexual by watching a square yellow thing.

I aslo heard once that Spongebob is made by a gay company, and that the person who plays his voice is gay. No idea if it's true or not.


A gay company? What is a gay company? One that only fucks over smaller companies of the same gender?

I aslo heard once that Spongebob is made by a gay company, and that the person who plays his voice is gay. No idea if it's true or not.
It's not as if the people or company that make Spongebob are going to come to our houses and nail us while we're picking up the soap in the shower.

I think that a lot of these uptight people would be ignored if the news media just considered their remarks a non-story.

Mark Barondess, the lawyer for the "We Are Family Foundation" told "The New York Times" that any critics of the video "need medication."

We here found it hard to argue with him.

Agreed.

Is that even physicaly possible?

Anyway. I think the whole problem the religious groups have with Spongebob is that he's very flamboyant, and can be seen "holding hands" with his friend Patrick.

Then there was this whole thing about a bathtub and Squidward...I dunno. It's all a load of anti-gay sensationalism if you ask me. I doubt anyone would be turned homosexual by watching a square yellow thing.


It's not fear of people turning homosexual. Its people full of hate who are scared that tolerance might be spread. Its not enough for them to hate gay people, instead they have to make others hate us too.

I just assumed that by "gay company" they ment that everyone in the company was gay. Like I said, I don't know if it's true.

The problem is, bob was in a commercial promoting respect for everyone.

Obviously this is unacceptable to conservatives, who would never dream of treating gays with respect, and want to be free to teach their children to hate and fear them.

I just assumed that by "gay company" they ment that everyone in the company was gay. Like I said, I don't know if it's true.


LOL, you don't have to defend yourself to me. I was just trying to be flippant. .. guess it didn't work.

The problem is, bob was in a commercial promoting respect for everyone.

Obviously this is unacceptable to conservatives, who would never dream of treating gays with respect, and want to be free to teach their children to hate and fear them.

Well, though it is sad sometimes, that's what freedom of speech results in. Fortunantely, we are free to oppose them--and loudly.

LOL, you don't have to defend yourself to me. I was just trying to be flippant. .. guess it didn't work.


Sorry, I'm a very defensive person.

It's not fear of people turning homosexual. Its people full of hate who are scared that tolerance might be spread. Its not enough for them to hate gay people, instead they have to make others hate us too.

Ach, you're right. Hate: The most contagious virus.

But...I'm fairly certain that in some backwater areas of the world they think that you can be converted to homosexuality.

Ach, you're right. Hate: The most contagious virus.

But...I'm fairly certain that in some backwater areas of the world they think that you can be converted to homosexuality.


There are people on this very forum that think its a choice, so you're probably right. Of course, I've found that people who think you can choose rarely know any gay people--or at least they don't know they know them because they gays are smart enough to keep their mouths shut around morons.

Obviously, watching a bright-yellow animated sponge cavort with his friends is going to turn an entire generation of kids gay.

It is much more desirable that these confused young boys be sheltered in a church where they can be sodomised by the priest. Then they'll be perfectly assured of their heterosexuality, right?

Or better yet, get them involved in a manly team sport where they all take group showers after a hard game.

Ok, here's the "real deal", not the lies that the liberal media is spewing.

Neither Sponge Bob nor his producers are gay.

Sponge Bob was included in a video that included myriad cartoon and other characters, INCLUDING a character from a show where the main character went to Vermont (my home state, sigh) and their friend's parents were both female.

The people that complained about it were not bigoted, intolerant, narrow-minded nazis. They were parents concerned about how to explain such a thing to their children if they should see it in passing.

It is notable that government money was being used to produce a show with these alternate viewpoints, and said government agencies have since questioned the use of their educational money in an obvious political tactic.

Now that was HILARIOUS! I just got done watching the MSNBC report over the Spongebob debate. Quote,"Be warned, this video could cause you, your children, your family, or your furniture to become gay or tolerant."

I wonder what Ms. Frizzle thinks of homosexuality... I bet she's not a bigot.

The best way to define what spongebob is. Take the most stereotypically gay persona you know of, strip it of any mention of sex and give it the niavete of an innocent 5 year old. Stick it in an asexual sponge's body. That is what comprises spongebob. End of discussion.

i want to know hey anyone figured a cartoon was gay? is there a video of him blowing the starfish? has he ben seen in public holding hands with the lobster? i dont get it.


now if you want a gay cartoon, watch timesquad. that is one intentinally gay robot. its actually a pretty cool cartoon.

i want to know hey anyone figured a cartoon was gay? is there a video of him blowing the starfish?
Yes!
...
Not..that...I'd...know...
^_^'

*runs away*

Yes!
...
Not..that...I'd...know...
^_^'

*runs away*

haha

it was released, but it wasnt well known. overshadowed by the paris tapes.

i want to know hey anyone figured a cartoon was gay? is there a video of him blowing the starfish? has he ben seen in public holding hands with the lobster? i dont get it.


now if you want a gay cartoon, watch timesquad. that is one intentinally gay robot. its actually a pretty cool cartoon.


There was one episode I watched where he and Patrick went head to head in some sort of fry cook off, and at the end they made up and held hands while walking into the sunset.

Just like any five year old would hold hands with his new best friend.

There was one episode I watched where he and Patrick went head to head in some sort of fry cook off, and at the end they made up and held hands while walking into the sunset.

Just like any five year old would hold hands with his new best friend.

haha, im still not convinced. what can i say - im stubborn.

how about all of us agree to disagree and call him a metrosexual?

It's not fear of people turning homosexual. Its people full of hate who are scared that tolerance might be spread. Its not enough for them to hate gay people, instead they have to make others hate us too.

Na, if you ever get these "social conservatives" talking they'll tell you things like "we can't just let people do whatever they want or people are gonna start having sex with children and animals."

Which is just retarded. California went its entire history without needing a law against necrophelia until last year. And once word was out that they were going to ban it there wasn't a single morgue that opened a "get 'em while their cold" sale to take advantage of the last minute rush. People who don't have sex with animals, children, corpses, or members of the opposite gender

"Social Conservatives" are guenuinly, though not always admintedly, afraid of all sorts of crazy things, including the possibility of the whole country just decending into a homosexual orgy of unproductive secular sex.

They were parents concerned about how to explain such a thing to their children if they should see it in passing.

That's pretty easy really, just explain that sometimes a man and a man or a woman and a woman can love each other, and that there's nothing wrong with that.

The people that complained about it were not bigoted, intolerant, narrow-minded nazis. They were parents concerned about how to explain such a thing to their children if they should see it in passing.

I imagine that bigoted, intolerant, narro-minded nazis would have been concerned about their children seeing videos in school that promoted tolerance of Jews, Gypsys, and homosexuals.

"You see Ursula, vhen God sends a savior to save a group of people from damnation and zey kill zat savior zen God vants ze rest of us to hate zose people forever, and if anyvone tells you different, zen you are to hate zem too."

I don't think Spongebob is gay.

But the idea of fucking Spongebob - now that's sick.


Hey, pick a hole!!



Sorry, I couldn't resist.....

Man, it's so funny the lengths people will go to to get out of raising their kids. Seriously, what is wrong with these censor-crazy whackos?

Really, is it worth going to all the trouble of trying to get an innocent and heart warming TV cartoon taken off the air waves to protect your children from reality? As opposed to just pulling one of these...

That's pretty easy really, just explain that sometimes a man and a man or a woman and a woman can love each other, and that there's nothing wrong with that.

BAM! ...you've got tolerant kids who [suprise, suprise] didn't turn into raging queens [not that there's anything wrong with that] because Sponge Bob and Patrick held hands. It boggles the mind.

P.S. Falhaar, will you adopt me? :)

Falhaar, will you adopt me?

Sorry, I'm a uni student and thus live in abject poverty. Were I to adopt you, I'm afraid sooner or later I might be forced to eat you.

Spongebob is the reason why im transsexual

anything can be blamed on it, world poverty, nuclear war, international terrorism - you just have to look hard enough

The best way to define what spongebob is. Take the most stereotypically gay persona you know of, strip it of any mention of sex and give it the niavete of an innocent 5 year old. Stick it in an asexual sponge's body. That is what comprises spongebob. End of discussion.

Hmm...Smartest thing I've heard today.

That would make Spongebob a metrosexual!

yeh ive heard that spongebob was a gay icon but who the fuck cares?spongebob rules

It's all a big mistake. Spongebob is a straight arrow. It's his homie, Showersqueegeebob, who's the gay icon.

I aslo heard once that Spongebob is made by a gay company, and that the person who plays his voice is gay. No idea if it's true or not.
No, the guy who voices spongebob is happily married and has kids. Probably not gay. Also there are no gay companies. Companies tend to employ both gay and straight people, and sell stock regardless of sexual orientation. An all gay company? That would be really weird.

No, the guy who voices spongebob is happily married and has kids. Probably not gay. Also there are no gay companies. Companies tend to employ both gay and straight people, and sell stock regardless of sexual orientation. An all gay company? That would be really weird.

But not without precedent. United Steelworkers has been all-gay since 1975. I think the longshoremen's union is officially bi-curious.

People always seems to find hidden meanings in childrens cartoons.

Ans just to check... bi-curious? Does that actually mean what it sounds like; not actually bi-sexual i'm just curious about what it'd be like.

I think "bi-curious" can mean a couple of things.

For girls, it means: "I make out with girls to get attention at clubs."

For guys, it means: "Hi, I'm a Steelworker in denial."

Spongebob is not gay. Spongebob is not straight. Spongebob isn't bi, either. Sponges reproduce through sporing. This fact was made apparent in a episode of Spongebob when Sandy and the rest of the gang was arguing about which was better, sea creatures or land creatures and Spongbob himself asks, "Can you reproduce by sporing?" to which dozens of other 'spongebobs' popping out if his body goes "Can you? Can you? Can you?"

Ok, here's the "real deal", not the lies that the liberal media is spewing.

As opposed to the lies the the conservative media is spewing?

The people that complained about it were not bigoted, intolerant, narrow-minded nazis. They were parents concerned about how to explain such a thing to their children if they should see it in passing.

Are these the same people who cannot or will not explain to their children how babies are made? :headbang:

I can't believe that none of you have seen the truth here, that Spongebob is a total flamer!
I mean, just look at that outfit!
And he's always spending time with his "friend" Patrick...
Oh sure. "Friend." Come on.
You just know that when they aren't on screen they're busy having TEH HOTT GHEY BUTTSECKS.

I can't believe that none of you have seen the truth here, that Spongebob is a total flamer!
I mean, just look at that outfit!
And he's always spending time with his "friend" Patrick...
Oh sure. "Friend." Come on.
You just know that when they aren't on screen they're busy having TEH HOTT GHEY BUTTSECKS.
LOL?

LOL?
OMGWTFBBQGRASSKTHXBI!!!

OMGWTFBBQGRASSKTHXBI!!!

Well put...