Conspiracy?
Atheistic Might
10-03-2005, 04:01
There are plenty of people who believe that some evil (usually governmental) group is responsible for pulling the wool over the eyes of the hapless public, except for those that KNOW the evil G-men will come get them...So, which conspiracy is true? The US never landed on the moon? Saddam wasn't captured, it was his duplicate? Are cigarettes not bad for you (that is what the tobacco companies used to say...)? Alternatively, which conspiracies are so bizarre that no sane person could believe them?
Is your tinfoil hat properly grounded? The government attacks with lightning, you know...
Super-power
10-03-2005, 04:02
It's all part of the Illuminazis
There is no conspiracy
*snakes away*
There are plenty of people who believe that some evil (usually governmental) group is responsible for pulling the wool over the eyes of the hapless public, except for those that KNOW the evil G-men will come get them...So, which conspiracy is true? The US never landed on the moon? Saddam wasn't captured, it was his duplicate? Are cigarettes not bad for you (that is what the tobacco companies used to say...)? Alternatively, which conspiracies are so bizarre that no sane person could believe them?
Is your tinfoil hat properly grounded? The government attacks with lightning, you know...
None of those are conspiracies.
Alenaland
10-03-2005, 04:05
There is no conspiracy
*snakes away*
The real conspiracy is that there IS no conspiracy. At least, that's what they want you to believe so you don't find out about the conspiracy conspiracy.
Oops. Now I've said too much. :eek:
*crawls back into bunker and wraps self AND walls in tin foil*
Resquide
10-03-2005, 04:08
Wasn't there one about the denver airport? Well, some airport somewhere in america, anyway. And it had secret masonry sigils on its walls, and ALSO Indian tribal paintings in the cellars.
Robbopolis
10-03-2005, 07:38
There are plenty of people who believe that some evil (usually governmental) group is responsible for pulling the wool over the eyes of the hapless public, except for those that KNOW the evil G-men will come get them...So, which conspiracy is true? The US never landed on the moon? Saddam wasn't captured, it was his duplicate? Are cigarettes not bad for you (that is what the tobacco companies used to say...)? Alternatively, which conspiracies are so bizarre that no sane person could believe them?
Is your tinfoil hat properly grounded? The government attacks with lightning, you know...
Speaking of Saddam, there was a story going aroudn during the war that we had hit him, but only blown off a leg or something. How do you think that his body doubles would have felt?
German Kingdoms
10-03-2005, 07:41
People who come up with conspiracy theories have too much time on their hands.
Now, stop talking about Roswell or I a governmental agent will take you away, and you will never be seen again!
CelebrityFrogs
10-03-2005, 07:42
My favourite conspiracy theory is that all world leaders, powerful businesses etc... are all working together, and things like war, terrorism and disputes and bad diplomatic relations etc... are manufactured as control mechanisms.
Right now Saddam Hussein is sipping cocktails at his beach house in antigua!!!
Aquinion
10-03-2005, 07:45
The real conspiracy is that conspiracy theorists are hired by the government to distract us from the real conspiracies by inventing false ones. I mean, aliens at roswell, come on! It's obviously an attempt to distract us from the Board of Directors that run the world! :eek:
Marrakech II
10-03-2005, 08:53
The real conspiracy is that conspiracy theorists are hired by the government to distract us from the real conspiracies by inventing false ones. I mean, aliens at roswell, come on! It's obviously an attempt to distract us from the Board of Directors that run the world! :eek:
Actually that sounds about right. You got your tinfoil hat adjusted just right. The whole world is a conspiracy man!
YaY, conspiriacies....
*conspires*
New Sancrosanctia
10-03-2005, 08:58
everything is corrupt. everything ever.
Gataway_Driver
10-03-2005, 09:02
The British royal family are reptillian aliens
Emperor Salamander VII
10-03-2005, 09:06
My favourite conspiracies are the ones that use pseudo-science to "prove" themselves...
Things like the crop circles (and the supposed cellular alteration of the crops squashed in the circles), the "there was no plane" Pentagon 9/11 stuff and all that.
I love it when people willingly believe stuff that any decent engineer, chemist or biologist could disprove with their eyes shut. Of course, they can only do that because those engineers, chemists and biologists are actually a part of the evil conspiracy.