What happens when....
A bomb that destroys everything hits an industructable fortress?
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Jordaxia
10-03-2005, 03:59
The very fabric of time and space rips open. and in that cosmic nothingness, should one gaze to the very fires of reality itself they will see something. They will see, a small kitten. And this is what happens when a bomb that destroys everything hits an indestructible fortress. a small kitten is created.
Bd+IF = small kitten (Sf)
Neo-Anarchists
10-03-2005, 04:02
Hmm, let me consult the Qabalah...
*spends a bit of time leafing through old musty tombs and arranging tarot cards*
A-ha!
Here's what happens:
The true nature of God is revealed, and the Last Day will be upon us. There will be much grieving and lamentations from the unrepentant sinners.
Then fresh lemon merengue pie will pop out of wastebaskets for $2.50.
Jordaxia
10-03-2005, 04:04
Hmm, let me consult the Qabalah...
*spends a bit of time leafing through old musty tombs and arranging tarot cards*
A-ha!
Here's what happens:
The true nature of God is revealed, and the Last Day will be upon us. There will be much grieving and lamentations from the unrepentant sinners.
Then fresh lemon merengue pie will pop out of wastebaskets for $2.50.
I prefer your version. And in the theme of my current msn screen name....
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!
Neo-Anarchists
10-03-2005, 04:07
I prefer your version. And in the theme of my current msn screen name....
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!
Perhaps if you ask God nicely, lemon merengue pie will pop out of the towel too!
I think...
A rip in time is created where you have to choices. In one alternative future you take the blue pill, in the other, you take the red pill. However neither matter because the indestructable base was evacuated by accident and everyone, and I mean everyone, died.
This raises an interesting question. Similar to the "Could God make a burrito so hot that He could not eat it?" question. Of course, there, the real question is "What is God doing making spicy burritoes?"...
Anyway... I'm going to have to go with the Small Kitten theory.
Jordaxia
10-03-2005, 04:09
Perhaps if you ask God nicely, lemon merengue pie will pop out of the towel too!
I think...
I can't hear you. But in the off-chance that you said precisely what was quoted above....
perhaps he would. Would I still be charged $2:50? I dont't have any dollars or cents to give him. He'll take pound sterling, right?
You're keeping me up by the way. I need to get up early tomorrow, and you're ruining my plan. Curse you, neo-a.
Kreitzmoorland
10-03-2005, 04:11
Hmm, let me consult the Qabalah...
*spends a bit of time leafing through old musty tombs and arranging tarot cards*
A-ha!
I believe the word you're looking for is tomes, not tombs, the things we bury emperors in.
The very fabric of time and space rips open. and in that cosmic nothingness, should one gaze to the very fires of reality itself they will see something. They will see, a small kitten. And this is what happens when a bomb that destroys everything hits an indestructible fortress. a small kitten is created.
Bd+IF = small kitten (Sf)
So thats where the first kitten ever came from!
Alenaland
10-03-2005, 04:14
I believe the word you're looking for is tomes, not tombs, the things we bury emperors in.
Maybe the answers are buried with the emperors. They would be musty, too.
Monkeypimp
10-03-2005, 04:15
unstopable object, immovable object etc.
Neo-Anarchists
10-03-2005, 04:34
I believe the word you're looking for is tomes, not tombs, the things we bury emperors in.
*attempts to cover up her own idiocy*
No, I had to go down to the tombs of ancient kings to find these mystical secrets of the ancients!
AkhPhasa
10-03-2005, 04:43
When a bomb that destroys everything hits an indestructible fortress, there is an alternate reality created in which a bomb that destroys nothing hits an eminently destructible fortress. The two alternate realities mutually annihilate. Sum over histories, and all that sort of thing. Copenhagen Interpretation is thx.
Robbopolis
10-03-2005, 07:34
A bomb that destroys everything hits an industructable fortress?
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Yeah, I'll probably ruin the fun by actaully answering the question, but too bad.
It's logically impossible. If there is an indistructable fortress, it is impossible for there to be a bomb that destoys everything, or visa versa.
UpwardThrust
10-03-2005, 07:46
A bomb that destroys everything hits an industructable fortress?
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You are trying the irrisistable force and immovable object arguement
By deffinition they can not exist in the same universe
(consequently this is some of the problems with both omnipotence or multi omnipotent dieties stem from)
German Kingdoms
10-03-2005, 07:53
It doesn't create a kitten, it creates a
PUPPY!
New Sancrosanctia
10-03-2005, 08:03
A bomb that destroys everything hits an industructable fortress?
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I would make and eat a sandwich out of nothing but bread, condiments and meat!