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http://www.flat-earth.org/
1. What is the Earth's shape?
The Earth is flat. It is shaped in the form of a pentagon, and thus has five corners.
2. What is the "middle corner"?
If one was to draw a line from each corner to the centre of the opposing side of the Earth, the line would intersect in the middle of the Flat Earth. This place is known as the Middle Corner.
3. Hey, wait a minute, that is not a real corner...
So? The equator of the spherical earthers is an imaginary line as well. Does this mean that their model does not have a northern and a southern hemisphere? You cannot count in imaginary numbers, but does that mean that they do not exist?
4. What about the northern and southern hemisphere?
Globularist rot. This implies the Earth being a SPHERE, which it is not. The Earth has, however, an Inner and Outer Ring.
5. What is Platygæanism?
Platygæanism is the scientific hypothesis which holds that the Earth is flat or planar in topology.
5. Does the "middle corner" prove that 5=6?
Yes.

This is pure genius. In fact, they've concentrated so much pure essence of genius into one area, that it has allowed them to break even the laws of mathematics!

This place is known as the Middle Corner.
3. Hey, wait a minute, that is not a real corner...
So?
i like these guys already, not letting facts get in the way of a good argument

This is pure genius. In fact, they've concentrated so much pure essence of genius into one area, that it has allowed them to break even the laws of mathematics!

Sounds to me like they've been paying a bit too much attention to timecube (www.timecube.com).

Creation of life occurs between 2 opposites.
You're too stupid to know opposite creation.
1 day singularity dooms Oppositehumanity.
1 god singularity dooms Opposite Creation.
Opposite Creation dooms human singularity.
There's no human entity, only corner Cubics,
rotating life's 4 corner stage metamorphosis.
4 corner head has 1 corner face, 4 face life.
Educated fools can't comprehend Cubicism.
Life is as secure as existing on a razor edge.
Apply reverse engineering to know creation.
Humans are educated stupid Word Animals,
creating a Word God and Word World, thus
inflicting singularity as mange upon Nature.
Singularity educators are unfit to even live.
Wisdom is a Cubic measure of Knowledge.
Via Cubic Wisdom, I am the wisest human.
Mind must see Cube eyes can't comprehend.
Time Cube impose 4 corners on Earth sphere.
Earth sphere is Cubic with rounded corners.
Earth exists as2 opposite Cube hemispheres.
Humans must establish 4 corner Earth Cube.
All humans exist between2 opposite sexes.
Impossible for a human singularity to exist.
2 opposite sex Cubes equate to crap shoot.
Religion and academia preach singularity.
Human word animals are singularity stupid.
Evil singularity dooms Opposite Creation.
YOU can't handle Cubic Time, Cubic Life
or Cubic Truth - for insideof Time Cube
equates the most magnificient symmetry
of opposites existing within the universe -
for every corner has an equal opposite corner,
every 2 corners has an equal opposite 2
corners, every tri-corner has an equal
opposite tri-corner and every 4 corners has
an equal opposite 4 corners. No human or
god can utter such powerful ineffable
opposite Cubic Truth. God is singularity.
Evil singularity dooms Opposite Creation.

Thank you for posting that. I was too afronted to reach the keyboard after seeing the first one, I had to use my crazy mental powers to browse the forum. You've set the record straight once again. Well done.

They still don't get it... the earth is flat but the edges are controlled by Lemurians.

Sounds to me like they've been paying a bit too much attention to timecube (www.timecube.com).

Creation of life occurs between 2 opposites.
You're too stupid to know opposite creation.
1 day singularity dooms Oppositehumanity.
1 god singularity dooms Opposite Creation.
Opposite Creation dooms human singularity.
There's no human entity, only corner Cubics,
rotating life's 4 corner stage metamorphosis.
4 corner head has 1 corner face, 4 face life.
Educated fools can't comprehend Cubicism.
Life is as secure as existing on a razor edge.
Apply reverse engineering to know creation.
Humans are educated stupid Word Animals,
creating a Word God and Word World, thus
inflicting singularity as mange upon Nature.
Singularity educators are unfit to even live.
Wisdom is a Cubic measure of Knowledge.
Via Cubic Wisdom, I am the wisest human.
Mind must see Cube eyes can't comprehend.
Time Cube impose 4 corners on Earth sphere.
Earth sphere is Cubic with rounded corners.
Earth exists as2 opposite Cube hemispheres.
Humans must establish 4 corner Earth Cube.
All humans exist between2 opposite sexes.
Impossible for a human singularity to exist.
2 opposite sex Cubes equate to crap shoot.
Religion and academia preach singularity.
Human word animals are singularity stupid.
Evil singularity dooms Opposite Creation.
YOU can't handle Cubic Time, Cubic Life
or Cubic Truth - for insideof Time Cube
equates the most magnificient symmetry
of opposites existing within the universe -
for every corner has an equal opposite corner,
every 2 corners has an equal opposite 2
corners, every tri-corner has an equal
opposite tri-corner and every 4 corners has
an equal opposite 4 corners. No human or
god can utter such powerful ineffable
opposite Cubic Truth. God is singularity.
Evil singularity dooms Opposite Creation.

I do like how they say that if you're smart, you won't get it. Apparently you need to be stupid to believe this... and... they're right!

Sounds to me like they've been paying a bit too much attention to timecube (www.timecube.com).
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timecube is awesome.
I liked that one bit where it equated teaching one day happening at a time to the Jonestown mass murders.

Here's another gem from these guys:
http://www.flat-earth.org/platygaea/springfieldparadox.html
The Springfield Effect is the effect by which every place named Springfield is, in fact, a link to the same place. There is, in reality, only one place in the universe named Springfield, although many places connect to it.

The Springfield Paradox arises from the following observation: there are many springfields (springfield with a small S shall refer to an external contact point to Springfield, or an observable Springfield) connected to one Springfield; thus they must connect at different angles. (These angles are assumed to be in n-dimensional space for some n>3, as the observed Springfield looks fully three-dimensional from all angles.) There is an infinite number of possible angles at which Springfield can be approached.

However, the name "Springfield" is an Anglo-Saxon name, and thus wholly derived from Anglo-Saxon civilisation. Since Anglo-Saxon civilisation has, for better or worse, reached only a finite area of the universe (a large part of the Earth, the dark side of the moon and possibly the hidden UFO bases on Mars), there can only be a finite number of contact points in the observable universe.

One way around this is to assume that there are other contact points to Springfield, which are named otherwise. The names may be the local cultural equivalents of "Springfield", or not. However, this violates the principle of isonomicity, which may be stated as ipso nomen res ipsa, the name itself is the thing itself, and which is seen as being fundamental to the Springfield theory.

Sounds to me like they've been paying a bit too much attention to timecube (www.timecube.com)
You think timecube is way out there? Try a hypercube!

You think timecube is way out there? Try a hypercube!
Hypercubes actually make sense though...
:confused:

With the timecube, the title alone doesn't make sense. It would be a timesquare if you took each day as being a line, or a timeopen-ended-box if each day was a square. you'd need either 6 or 8 days going at once to make it a timecube, I'd think...

I think it's a joke. Read this:

11. Does this fit in with the Hollow Earth theory?
Yes. Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or Nazis. All those claiming to have seen this have misinterpreted it to fit in with the spurious and false Spherical Earth theory.

You really think someone'd seriously believe that? Really?

all i can say to this is that there are people out there with waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on thier hands!

I think it's a joke. Read this:
You really think someone'd seriously believe that? Really?

You think its a joke?
Are you brain-damaged? Of course its a joke. It's completely making fun of hollow-earth and all that other nonesense.

If my brain did not currently have the reasoning ability of a bowl of oatmeal, I think this would be brilliant. As things stand, however, I'm just willing to believe whatever you guys say....

Hypercubes actually make sense though...
:confused:

With the timecube, the title alone doesn't make sense. It would be a timesquare if you took each day as being a line, or a timeopen-ended-box if each day was a square. you'd need either 6 or 8 days going at once to make it a timecube, I'd think...

a hypercube is simply a fourth-dimesional extension of a normal cube. These have been mathematically proven, although no one can agree on what they'd look like... sorry i don't have any sources on it, you're just going to have to trust me

You think its a joke?
Are you brain-damaged? Of course its a joke. It's completely making fun of hollow-earth and all that other nonesense.

With some of the stuff I've seen Catholics trying to push, I think it was reasonable for me to treat it with a certain degree of seriousness... You would not believe some of the insane theories I've heard that attempt to disprove Evolution.

a hypercube is simply a fourth-dimesional extension of a normal cube. These have been mathematically proven, although no one can agree on what they'd look like... sorry i don't have any sources on it, you're just going to have to trust me
Yes, I know what a hypercube is, that's why I said they make sense.

Yes, I know what a hypercube is, that's why I said they make sense.

i figured you did, i more posted that for those who don't

i figured you did, i more posted that for those who don't
Oh right!
:headbang:
Sorry about that.

Some other flat-earthy goodness:

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/fe-scidi.htm
"Nobody knows anything about the true shape of the world," he contends. "The known, inhabited world is flat. Just as a guess, I'd say that the dome of heaven is about 4,000 miles away, and the stars are about as far as San Francisco is from Boston."
"The whole point of the Copernican theory is to get rid of Jesus by saying there is no up and no down," declares Johnson. "The spinning ball thing just makes the whole Bible a big joke."
"Wherever you find people with a great reservoir of common sense," he says, "they don't believe idiotic things such as the earth spinning around the sun. Reasonable, intelligent people have always recognized that the earth is flat."
"Marjory and I are the avant garde. We're way ahead of the pack."
(more like thousands of years behind)


The Flat-Earth Bible (http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/febible.htm)