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I was sitting in thought this morning when I glanced down and suddenly recoiled in shock. There it was on the cover of a magazine, THE UN FLAG!!! It hit me, OMG the world has been flat all along! I mean look people, its right there on the flag! The UN doesn't lie so why would they lie on their flag? Why would the one bastion of uncorrupted goodness try and deceive us? All those NASA (evil US military industrial complex lackeys) pictures are just computer generated lies.
That's it, argument done and won!!

Of course it's flat. If it were round everything would just roll off of it.

How right - can't believe I didn't realise before! :D

And there is no such thing as Gravity either...

The Earth just SUCKS! :p

I always suspected it was donut shaped but couldn't figure out where the poles fit in. Now with this new map, I see it clearly.

I thought the word was a dodecahedron. Guess not. :(

let us journey to the edge and take pictures! I'm sure we could get major money for them if the govt. doesnt catch us and send us to Guantanamo before we can break this whopper of a story

Scene: two prisoners talking quietly in Guantanamo.

"So, what did you do?"

"I blew up a building in Kabul and you my friend?"

"Picture of the edge of the earth, the microfilm is in my ass. They'll never get it from me!!"

You do realize that you're not suppsed to drink the bong water, right? LOL
This is great. Actually, I wouldn't trust the UN on this, or anything. Besides, everything not rolling off the earth is the ultimate proof. I fell off the edge of the earth once.. Damn hard to hold on, for sure.

Scene: two prisoners talking quietly in Guantanamo.

"So, what did you do?"

"I blew up a building in Kabul and you my friend?"

"Picture of the edge of the earth, the microfilm is in my ass. They'll never get it from me!!"

LOL.....that was nice. I suspect that is what REALLY happened to emelia earheart. She didn;t crash or get shot down... IT"S HER FACE ON MARS!!! Shee took a streightline all the way to mars. By jove i've got it.

And the world is carried through space on the back of four enormous elephants standing on the back of a gigantic turtle floating through space!

wait. That's the Discworld.

its turtles all the way down!!

speakingof turtles, gonna make some soup. . .

And the world is carried through space on the back of four enormous elephants standing on the back of a gigantic turtle floating through space!

wait. That's the Discworld.
Yes...Discworld

*feeds the Great A'Tuin a cookie*

What I'm wondering is how someone can claim to "fly around the world".. I mean do they mean that they're flying around the edge of it? Same thing with the whole "other side of the world" thing.. Don't they mean, "the other end of the earth" instead?

This playing dumb thing is FUN

But then the only question is: where does all the water come from? Because obviously it must be pouring off the edge, since there is no land on the map to stop it. So how is it replenished? Or is this one of those cool fountain effects where you can't see the tube the water is coming out of?

Does this mean I can't leave Descartes on top of a mountain?? :D

What I'm wondering is how someone can claim to "fly around the world".. I mean do they mean that they're flying around the edge of it? Same thing with the whole "other side of the world" thing.. Don't they mean, "the other end of the earth" instead?

This playing dumb thing is FUN
How do they go from one side to the other and back again without turning around?

But then the only question is: where does all the water come from? Because obviously it must be pouring off the edge, since there is no land on the map to stop it. So how is it replenished? Or is this one of those cool fountain effects where you can't see the tube the water is coming out of?

Actually, it's just because we built walls on the edge of the earth to keep the water from falling off... We used to have a booger of a time keeping from falling off. It was such a pain to go over the edge and get it back.

They just go in a circle.

Now what people are really missing here, and what is most disturbing is, what is on the flip side!? Is it like an anti-Earth? Women rule all the nations, men fight for equal pay for equal work and Starbucks is hailed for staying true to its roots and produces cheap tasty coffee?

They just go in a circle.

Now what people are really missing here, and what is most disturbing is, what is on the flip side!? Is it like an anti-Earth? Women rule all the nations, men fight for equal pay for equal work and Starbucks is hailed for staying true to its roots and produces cheap tasty coffee?
A place called Rand McNally where people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

A place called Rand McNally where people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
400000000000 points to Drunk Commies for a Simpsons Reference, and here, have a cookie <hands cookie>



They just go in a circle.

Now what people are really missing here, and what is most disturbing is, what is on the flip side!? Is it like an anti-Earth? Women rule all the nations, men fight for equal pay for equal work and Starbucks is hailed for staying true to its roots and produces cheap tasty coffee?


Maybe WE are the "anti-Earth" of which you speak... Or maybe its just an upside down world on the other side... Perhaps, we're the upside down world... Wrap your mind around that one...

They just go in a circle.

Now what people are really missing here, and what is most disturbing is, what is on the flip side!? Is it like an anti-Earth? Women rule all the nations, men fight for equal pay for equal work and Starbucks is hailed for staying true to its roots and produces cheap tasty coffee?
The great A'Tuin is. Duh.

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Hey, Thanks!

400000000000 points to Drunk Commies for a Simpsons Reference, and here, have a cookie <hands cookie>






Maybe WE are the "anti-Earth" of which you speak... Or maybe its just an upside down world on the other side... Perhaps, we're the upside down world... Wrap your mind around that one...

Where is your pride? Of course "they" are the anti-earthers. It certainly can't be us, we are here on this side, right!

Where is your pride? Of course "they" are the anti-earthers. It certainly can't be us, we are here on this side, right!
The correct term is 'Mole people'. God you people are ignorant :p

The correct term is 'Mole people'. God you people are ignorant :p

ah, sweet mole people, I hear they taste like peanuts.

ah, sweet mole people, I hear they taste like peanuts.
*kisses hans*

You'll never get to the edge of the world, at least you won't ever remember that you did.

Yeah, the earth does actually look like the UN map but the edges are controlled by the Lemurians (http://www.siskiyous.edu/shasta/fol/lem/). They have gigantic hydropower machines perched on the edges of the world that harness all that potential energy from the sea waters rushing off the edge and into space.

Unfortunately they believe that humans aren't yet ready to learn all their secrets so they just capture anyone who gets too close to the edge of the world, implant false memories and deliver them to the corresponding far corner... giving us the false impression that the world is actually round.

I was sitting in thought this morning when I glanced down and suddenly recoiled in shock. There it was on the cover of a magazine, THE UN FLAG!!! It hit me, OMG the world has been flat all along! I mean look people, its right there on the flag! The UN doesn't lie so why would they lie on their flag? Why would the one bastion of uncorrupted goodness try and deceive us? All those NASA (evil US military industrial complex lackeys) pictures are just computer generated lies.
That's it, argument done and won!!

Wow.

I was going to say "Stop wasting my oxygen" but...., well I'm still saying it!

Stop wasting my oxygen!

Of course the world is flat. Everybody knows that America doesn't exist. It's all in our heads.

There's only Asia, Africa, Europe and Australiasia. Sale any further and you'll fall right off.

America is just a figment of imagination, some supernation out there in the sky to enslave us that we better do good or else America would come and spank our ass. Everybody knows that the American troops in Iraq are all Europeans and Africans.