NationStates Jolt Archive

just what the title says.

Turn on: Long, dark, curly hair.

Turn offs: body odor, badd teeth.

Are we talking about people we take home from the bar, or people we date?

turn ons: a sexy accent, funny

turn offs: SMOKING! (the ickiest thing ever) (i can live with the odd joint as long as I don't have to kiss them after, if I wanted to lick an ashtray I would!), facial hair (sorry PM)

Ons: Long dark hair and nice eyes (It's the eyes that sink me every single time) ((And yes, I do mean eyes, it's not some poor euphamism for breasts)) EDIT: Oooh, and petite. Thanks PM.

Offs: Over-confidence, tarty clothing, too much make-up.

Turn on: Long, dark, curly hair.

Turn offs: body odor, badd teeth.
w00t! long, dark (dark brown ok?), curly hair here :D


on: petite (its how i like em... shutup...), good conversationalist, good & healthy long hair, pretty eyes

off: too loud & OTT, bad teeth



turn offs: SMOKING! (the ickiest thing ever) (i can live with the odd joint as long as I don't have to kiss them after, if I wanted to lick an ashtray I would!), facial hair (sorry PM)
lol this doesn't look good... me, a pot smoking, bearded pothead and all :p
ah well :(

Turn ons: Someone you can be fascinated/infatuated with. Someone who always seems mysterious to you know matter how much you know about them. Wanting to know everything about that person. Someone who has passion (for something--could be anything).

Turn offs: cockyness, wanting to be in control, not being able to be direct or take direction, bad hygiene.

EDIT --- What Oksana said.

Turn on- I have to say I like the sensitive artist thing. I know. :p
Turn off- Ass-holier-than-thou personality, smoking, "I must be in charge of all the romance, for I am the man", facial hair.

w00t! long, dark (dark brown ok?), curly hair here :D


on: petite (its how i like em... shutup...), good conversationalist, good & healthy long hair, pretty eyes

off: too loud & OTT, bad teeth




lol this doesn't look good... me, a pot smoking, bearded pothead and all :p
ah well :(
*has long, brown hair and is only 5'3"/4"*


lol, like I said I can live with a guy smoking the odd joint, just as long as they chew some chuddy or brush their teeth before trying to kiss me, and your beard is hardly even there so i could live with that too :p

just what the title says.
Turn on: "Now! Now! Now!"

Turn off: "Is it in yet?"

Turn ons: Black hair, brown eyes, Asian, short (but not too short), good personality, at least reasonably intelligent

Turn offs: Everything else

Turn on: "Now! Now! Now!"

Turn off: "Is it in yet?"

Great. Thanks for making me cover my laptop in water. Cheers buddy.

*FUTURE NOTE TO SELF: Do not attempt to read Eutrusca's posts and drink at the same time*

Great. Thanks for making me cover my laptop in water. Cheers buddy.

*FUTURE NOTE TO SELF: Do not attempt to read Eutrusca's posts and drink at the same time*
ROFLMAO! Sorry 'bout dat! :D

Turn on: sense of humor, air of mystery

Turn off: arrogance, air-heads

Turn on: "Now! Now! Now!"

Turn off: "Is it in yet?"
i still can't find that eyebrow raised emoticon. have you ever actually gotten a "is it in yet?"
anyway.
on: nice ass, black or dark-skinned, funny, nice smile, smart, pretty eyes
off:unconsolable depression, stupidity, poor sense of humor, mean or bitchy tendencies

Turn ons...Sensitivity...long dark hair....beard

Turn off...body odour....loud mouth....control freak.

I would answer this, but every time I start thinking about what turns me on or I like, I always think of my old girlfriend, and then I start pining away. So I'll pass.

I would answer this, but every time I start thinking about what turns me on or I like, I always think of my old girlfriend, and then I start pining away. So I'll pass.

You'd be better off answering. Trust me mate, you gotta face it sooner or later. Answer it, and try to move on.

Turn ons:
The eyes, the touch, sweetness, whispers, winks, intelligence (in the relative sense), trust, pride (but not too much) a forgiving nature and a kind heart

Turn offs:
Hate, predjudice, dishonesty (even ones meant to protect ones feelings), arrogance, inattention, indignity

God, I'm hung up on her, but I don't want to ruin the thread. But here's the thing-she broke up with me in May 2003. And here I am today, single, and still missing her. I guess us staying close after breaking up might not have helped though.

i still can't find that eyebrow raised emoticon. have you ever actually gotten a "is it in yet?"
anyway.
on: nice ass, black or dark-skinned, funny, nice smile, smart, pretty eyes
off:unconsolable depression, stupidity, poor sense of humor, mean or bitchy tendencies
Not that I remember. LOL! It was a hypothetical situation. :D

Main Turn On: Interest in me. This is the biggest thing. Any girl who shows interest in me, for whatever reason, gets huge bonus points.

Main Turn Off: Obesity

God, I'm hung up on her, but I don't want to ruin the thread. But here's the thing-she broke up with me in May 2003. And here I am today, single, and still missing her. I guess us staying close after breaking up might not have helped though.

Tough man, tough. There are other's out there. As much as you may not want to hear it, it's true. Out there somewhere is somebody perfect for you, and right now they're probably feeling exactly the same thing you are. It gets better, honest guv'.

Tough man, tough. There are other's out there. As much as you may not want to hear it, it's true. Out there somewhere is somebody perfect for you, and right now they're probably feeling exactly the same thing you are. It gets better, honest guv'.

I hope so. I'm thinking to ask this nice Romanian girl out this week, so we'll see. And I am fairly good with British ladies, and I'm going to the UK in the summer, so we shall see. Most of my focus at that time will be on training, but hopefully I'll have a few hook up opportunities.

There's loads of lovely ladies over here, you'll find someone, and you'll never think about your ex again.

Good luck mate, I know how much it sucks to be in that position.

Turn on: She must have Long dark hair, dark eyes, healthy looking, smart and fun. :)

Turn off: She can't be Crazy, fat, talks too much, stupid, smells weird, tattoos and girls that whore around. :(

I am telling the truth, it might sound harsh but I can't help it.

Ill let u all kno as soon as i find out who i am :|

Who am I kidding?

Turn On : Breasts and plenty of them.

Turn Off : Serious 'Wang'age downstairs.

Turn ons: Black hair, brown eyes, Asian, short (but not too short), good personality, at least reasonably intelligent

Turn offs: Everything else

You just described my wife! Stay the hell away from my house!!

Turn on:Black shoulder length hair that is straight (no curly mess), nice eyes, intelligent, fit an trim.

Turn off:long hair, tan, stupid or highly opinionated, bad smell.

Turn on:Black shoulder length hair

Turn off:long hair

eh?

Not that I remember. LOL! It was a hypothetical situation. :D
uh huh. it's not that i don't believe you, it's just that, well. You are very old.

The word cornified

Intelligence, passion,playfulness, animal lover, and rational are necessities.
Athletic,atheist, liberal, slightly geeky, well read and politically active are a plus.
Hunters, fundamentalists, very hairy, and obese are no-nos.

uh huh. it's not that i don't believe you, it's just that, well. You are very old.

There will be a private vigil held to honour the memory of New Sancrosanctia at midnight GMT, shortly after Peechland reads the above quote. May he rest in pieces.

Intelligence, passion,playfulness, animal lover, and rational are necessities.
Athletic,atheist, liberal, slightly geeky, well read and politically active are a plus.
Hunters, fundamentalists, very hairy, and obese are no-nos.
sweet! as far as i can tell, i got all the positives.

There will be a private vigil held to honour the memory of New Sancrosanctia at midnight GMT, shortly after Peechland reads the above quote. May he rest in pieces.
just make sure occ puts my face back together. i already told that she gets to reassemble my skull, so that's important.

Turn On : Breasts and plenty of them.
You mean you like women who have more than two?
Turn Off : Serious 'Wang'age downstairs.
Well, I dont think that many men enjoy women who have extra 'naughty bits' - though Im sure that in todays strange world there are a few... hm... go figure.

Here's a question:

How do you know when someone likes you?

Well here you go...
Turn Ons: Glasses (don't ask), Brown hair, long hair, inteligence
Turn Offs: Smoking (do I even have to say a word on this one?)

eh?

long hair, meaning down their back touching their ass long hair. Hair is nasty stuff and barely tolaratable.

You mean you like women who have more than two?

No, I like plenty of women with two breasts each :)

Well, I dont think that many men enjoy women who have extra 'naughty bits' - though Im sure that in todays strange world there are a few... hm... go figure.

Hey I was just being honest. The only sausage I'm after is served with mash potato and gravy :)

Turn On: Intelligent, witty, shorter than me would be nice (<5'8"), good looks (sorry for my shallowness)

Turn off: People who equate inteligence with geek.

Originally Posted by Lascivious Maximus
Well, I dont think that many men enjoy women who have extra 'naughty bits' - though Im sure that in todays strange world there are a few... hm... go figure.

My brother has a 3rd nipple.

Hey I was just being honest. The only sausage I'm after is served with mash potato and gravy :)

That's quite kinky actually. ;)

That's quite kinky actually. ;)

Damn right, them bangers and mash aren't for eating you know ;)


Wait, that didn't come off sounding so good.

My brother has a 3rd nipple.
*thinks of the movie 'Mall Rats'*

Is he psychic? :confused:
That's quite kinky actually.
Oh wow... did that ever paint a strange image in my mind! :eek:

Oh wow... did that ever paint a strange image in my mind! :eek:

If you're thinking what I'm thinking, ditto.

Turn-ons: Women with British accents, green or violet eyes and/or hair, goth/punk/raver chicks, girls who act extremely slutty, women wearing purple clothes (doesn't matter what, it just generally makes most women look sexier), glasses (although I'm not quite sure why considering the rest of my list)

Turn-offs: Smoking, obesity, pubic hair, religious fundamentalists, people who think I'm a geek just because I speak a little Elvish, commitment (I've tried it -- I can NOT limit myself to one woman)

on: Piercings, vegetarian, multilingual.
off: Blonde hair, smokes, republican, lies, cuts herself, stupid.

people who think I'm a geek just because I speak a little Elvish

The only thing geekier than that is speaking Klingon.

On: Singing torch songs in french while playing the cello
Off: Having a far to specific turn on.

Turn on: Long, dark, curly hair.

Turn offs: OTT flirting

Turn on: Dressed in a devil costume (oh come on, you KNOW that's hot), green eyes and dark hair, blue eyes and blond hair, nice ass, great tits, reasonably intelligent (able to vocalize sentences with a MINIMUM of three (3) words, fairly quite when out (as in volume, not how much they talk), but very loud in bed (it just makes you feel good), talkative, but not overly so, funny (that one's hard to find), good with her tongue, knows what a hummer is and is proficient at it, no gag reflex. Oh yes, and if she is just barely legal. ;)

Turn Off: Obesity, bad teeth, body odor, bad breath, underarm hair (braided or not, makes no difference), Pubic hair (unless the only hair left is just enough to make a playboy bunny symbol), tatoos (unless on the ass), asking you to do her IN the ass, trying to take a dump on your chest, asking you to take a dumpon HER chest, facial hair, more arm hair than me, more leg hair then me, bad cook (i think with my stomache as well as my dick), drives a shittier vehicle than me ( I drive a 1994 Jimmy, so it would have to be pretty bad), and listens to rap.

FUCK RAP!

Turn ons: Opinionated, well-read, long hair, dark eyes, pale, tall, skinny, strong arms, sub, intelligent, open-minded, messy hair, witty, honest (even if it would hurt me), certain other things.

Turn offs: Dominating, controlling, vague, cruel. I also dislike males who treat me as some sort of tiny doll that must be handled very gently, or I shall break.

Turn ons: Black hair, brown eyes, Asian, short (but not too short), good personality, at least reasonably intelligent

Turn offs: Everything else
So is your Thai girlfriend the only girl you could ever be attracted too?

Ons: Long dark hair and nice eyes (It's the eyes that sink me every single time) ((And yes, I do mean eyes, it's not some poor euphamism for breasts))

Offs: Over-confidence, tarty clothing, too much make-up.
I agree!

Also, turn on - I really like girls who are white (no this does not make me racist). Tans are overrated.

Also, for turn offs - I really hate stupid girls. It's sad that many girls pretend to be stupid because they think guys like it.

So is your Thai girlfriend the only girl you could ever be attracted too?

Yup.

The most beautiful girl in the world (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/TheFirstLady.JPG)

In terms of both personality and physical attraction, she remains unsurpassed. :D

Turn ons: My wife, most anything about her at a given moment (mind, phsyical features(yes, all of them), sense humor, kindness, loyalty, honesty, playfullness, thoughtfullness... I could go on a long time...)

Turn offs: most anyone else

Also, for turn offs - I really hate stupid girls. It's sad that many girls pretend to be stupid because they think guys like it.

In Minneapolis, the girls don't even have to pretend! :D

Turn off: smoking an swearing
Turn on: smiles a lot

Turn ons: shaggy hair, skinny(ish), tall, likes punk rock/indie music, intelligence, political awareness, sexy voice/smell, confidence in small doses, and most of my boyfriend's other attributes.

Turn offs: shaved heads/receding hairlines, body odor, obesity, "tough guy" attitudes, and stuttering.

Thats about everything I could think of...

Turn ons: Intellect (not necessarily intelligence), charm, a good singing voice, conviction, spirituality.

Turn offs: Being deliberately obvious (attention whoring), immodesty (by my definition, not yours), indifference, rudeness.

A gun is the best turn off. Put a bullet in someone's brain and he is turned off for good.

Damn, I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Damn, I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Lol ... s'ok ... most people can't, but a lot of people think they can. ;)

Seems to me like i should grow my hair instead of keeping it short. Damn. That's where I've been going wrong all these years.

Seems to me like i should grow my hair instead of keeping it short. Damn. That's where I've been going wrong all these years.

Long hair is where it's at, baby! It's everywhere you want to be!

Just make sure you know how to take care of it.

Long hair is by no means a requirement, I just think it looks cute most of the time... Mind you some guys grow their hair out and look really silly in the process.

In Minneapolis, the girls don't even have to pretend! :D
In Soviet Russia, stupid is the girl!

Long hair is where it's at, baby! It's everywhere you want to be!

Just make sure you know how to take care of it.

That's just it. As it is right now, I can get up twenty minutes before a lecture, have a shower, get dressed, and have to do fuck all to my hair, thus meaning I get there on time without overly ridiculous looking hair.. So easy.

In Soviet Russia, stupid is the girl!

Huh?

Turn off: IGNORANCE! It would drive me crazy within 10 minutes.. Also any offensive smells and/or hairyness.

Turn on: Good conversation, pretty eyes and honesty. (By that I mean just being themselves.) Long hair on boys, and being a bit scruffy. Comfortable with themselves.

That's just it. As it is right now, I can get up twenty minutes before a lecture, have a shower, get dressed, and have to do fuck all to my hair, thus meaning I get there on time without overly ridiculous looking hair.. So easy.

Ah, nod. Having long hair does add extra time to your day. It must be washed regularly, rinsed more thoroughly, conditioned more often, cream rinse, weekly hot oil treatments, careful brushing as not to break anything delicate (like new growth) ... it's a process.

But, hey, the end result is fabulous.

Ah, nod. Having long hair does add extra time to your day. It must be washed regularly, rinsed more thoroughly, conditioned more often, cream rinse, weekly hot oil treatments, careful brushing as not to break anything delicate (like new growth) ... it's a process.

But, hey, the end result is fabulous.

It's like "A day in the life of a footballer / RU back". I'll stick with the crew cut thanks. It makes me look like a yob, but I don't care.

It's like "A day in the life of a footballer / RU back". I'll stick with the crew cut thanks. It makes me look like a yob, but I don't care.
But long hair is TEH SEX!!!
:D

But long hair is TEH SEX!!!
:D

On a woman, I agree. On a man, less so. Especially one who would be laughed out of the club house, or told to go and share a nice glass of chardonnay with the backs.

On a woman, I agree. On a man, less so. Especially one who would be laughed out of the club house, or told to go and share a nice glass of chardonnay with the backs.

You know I meant on men... :p

But not too long, around the shoulders. :D

I think men can be sexy with long hair. LP and PM have long hair and it is quite sexy.

Turn Offs: Ignorance, Smoking, Bad Teeth, Guys with Long Hair
Turn Ons: Intelligence, Sense of Humour, Out-doorsy, Fit

I think men can be sexy with long hair. LP and PM have long hair and it is quite sexy.
woooooooo! logn hair! woooooooooo!

Turn ons:

Beauty, eloquence, taste, style


Turn offs:

Stupidity, ugliness, ignorance.

I think men can be sexy with long hair. LP and PM have long hair and it is quite sexy.
w000t!! :p


edit:

Turn off: IGNORANCE! It would drive me crazy within 10 minutes.. Also any offensive smells and/or hairyness.

Turn on: Good conversation, pretty eyes and honesty. (By that I mean just being themselves.) Long hair on boys, and being a bit scruffy. Comfortable with themselves.
not that, or that, yeah i think thats me, me, me, i got that, all the time... ah thats me to a T except i'm not particularily comfortable with myself :headbang:

Turn-Ons: Non-Physical:
Intelligence, kindness, good sense of humour, self-confidence, sensitivity

Physical:
Glasses, a British accent, shoulder length brown hair, a bit of facial hair, such as a goatee and moustache.

Turn-offs: Non-physical:
Ignorance, bigotry, religious fundamentalism

Physical:
Back hair, chest hair, men who look too made up (metrosexuals)

Turn ons:
Longish hair, good hygine, sense of humor, intellegence, creativity, good smile, nice eyes, athletic, querky

Turn offs:

Arrogance, stupidity, lying, extreme, extreme laziness

Thats all I got for now... :)

1. Women who are squeamish about sex.
2. Women who can't stand their own bodies.

Here's a question:

How do you know when someone likes you?

If they're anything like me, you'll know rather easily. I tend to lavish attention and harems on guys I like ^.^

Anyway, turn ons: English accents. Mmmm. ('sif anyone doesn't know that already though).

Short hair, because in my experience only about 1 in 6 or 7 guys can handle long hair. If I wanted to handle a metric ton of grease, I'd work at McDonalds for crying out loud. WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR. Plus, short hair tends to fit better with point number *counts on fingers* 3...

...Which is; evil guys make me swoon. Of course, I'm using my highly, highly specialised defintion of 'evil', which most people never understand (think 'Myrth' if you're confused already). Hell, I even have to explain the difference between good-evil and bad-evil to most people... what *is* this world coming to...?

Computer nerds. The amount of amusement I get from watching guys code in C++ is, apparently, scary.

A whole bunch of broad, general knowledge is also a huge turn-on. People with really specific fields of knowledge (maths, physics and chem being the main offenders) scare me, because I usually can't get a word in edgeways with people like that. It's one of those fine lines though... I like feeling like the less learn-ed one, but not to the point where I can't enter a discussion at *all*.

Another turn on is a guy who doesn't mind my subservience in all it's crazy forms, which include, but are not limited to: sitting on the floor (in public and private); light, *light* bondage (yay fluffy handcuffs!); a whole bunch of idolising. They also need to understand my 'Differrence between subservience and submissiveness' lecture. Otherwise I get frustrated.

Good at foreplay. Because I happen to like foreplay. They'd probably have to like sex too, since I have quite a healthy sex-drive ('yay'... stupid single-ness).

Turn offs: Close-minded-ness, clinginess (*I'm* the sub here, foo'), general lack of knowledge (especially used in debates ie, someone who knows nothing about basic biology trying to debate evolution), right-wing-ed-ness (too big a difference for my tastes). And a whole bunch of stuff that's only a turn off when mixed together in exactly the wrong proportions.

Oh, and people who abuse minimum-wage workers. I just want to stab them in the head... that probably counts as a 'turn off'.

One thing is abundently clear:

I don't turn any of you on.

I just want to stab them in the head... that probably counts as a 'turn off'.
only if you're not a blood/ stab wound fetishist. aren't you? :confused:

Turn on: Tomboys, short hair, glasses, general cuteness, broad sense of humour, outgoing personality, sexual aggressive

Turn off: Artifical looks, bleached blondes, airheads, too much bossom, constant giggling, snobs

Anyway, turn ons: [snip]
Seems i haff to work on der akzent. :D

only if you're not a blood/ stab wound fetishist. aren't you? :confused:

Hell no. Blood++ = inefficiency.

...

Oh wait, I mean... um... 'stabbing people is... bad.... mmmk'?

Hell no. Blood++ = inefficiency.

...

Oh wait, I mean... um... 'stabbing people is... bad.... mmmk'?
pshhht. if you can't bleed and fuck at the same time, then you're hardly a man at all.

pshhht. if you can't bleed and fuck at the same time, then you're hardly a man at all.

I'd say women are probably better at that than men... :p

I'd say women are probably better at that than men... :p
if you were a dude, i'd venture a guess that, like only the most adventerous of us, you've earned your red wings (it's not as bad as you'd think. except for what it does to the sheets), but you're not, if memory serves. Which leads me to guess that some fellow whom you have known (biblically) has earned his. :D

pshhht. if you can't bleed and fuck at the same time, then you're hardly a man at all.

But... I'm *not* a man... at all.

>.>

<.<

I am confused now.

if you were a dude, i'd venture a guess that, like only the most adventerous of us, you've earned your red wings (it's not as bad as you'd think. except for what it does to the sheets), but you're not, if memory serves. Which leads me to guess that some fellow whom you have known (biblically) has earned his. :D

If the sex isn't messy you're not doing it right! :D :p

But yes, I've known him well... (I love that biblical phrase...)

But... I'm *not* a man... at all.

>.>

<.<

I am confused now.
that makes two of us. but i wasn't talking about you, i was talking about whoever is joined to you at the crotch.

If the sex isn't messy you're not doing it right! :D :p

But yes, I've known him well... (I love that biblical phrase...)
Oh, i have no problem with the regular stains, i know y'all have a tendencie to get all......lubricated, if i'm doin it right, it's jsut whent the stains are red. on white sheets.

Oh, i have no problem with the regular stains, i know y'all have a tendencie to get all......lubricated, if i'm doin it right, it's jsut whent the stains are red. on white sheets.
Bleach and a cold wash... :p I think it's cold...

Bleach and a cold wash... :p I think it's cold...
i was just back in town for the weekend after not seeing her for a month. if you think i'm gonna take a time out to wash my sheets, you're crazy.

Its when you get the stain on the carpeted computer lab floor that its a pain :p

Turn ons:Wit Charm and a Sparkling personality(Just like Me :rolleyes: ) ;)
Humour

Turn offs:
Smoking
BO
Disagreeing with me! :eek:

Its when you get the stain on the carpeted computer lab floor that its a pain :p
Yes or on the Key and the blood wont wipe off but just gets moved around. ;) (Old Story)

Turn-Ons: Non-Physical:
Intelligence, kindness, good sense of humour, self-confidence, sensitivity

Physical:
Glasses, a British accent, shoulder length brown hair, a bit of facial hair, such as a goatee and moustache.

Turn-offs: Non-physical:
Ignorance, bigotry, religious fundamentalism

Physical:
Back hair, chest hair, men who look too made up (metrosexuals)
god damn i'm hitting all the buttons today :p