NationStates Jolt Archive


In the future...

Yeknomia
09-03-2005, 21:53
Here's the game: Make predictions for the future, like things that would be part of our culture, our lives, our society in at least 50 years (assuming humanity still exists)

Examples:

-In the future, surveillance cameras will be mandatory in every commercial facility.

-In the future, like snow-days there will be sun-days, where UV radiation will be so intense (due to ozone deterioration) that there will be no school.

Of course those are pessimistic, so feel free to do optomistic and pessimistic predictions.

Have fun!
Gawdly
09-03-2005, 21:54
In the future, I will be dead.
Potaria
09-03-2005, 21:54
In the future, Ballpark Franks will no longer "plump when you cook 'em".

Instead, they'll "moan when you suck 'em"...
Kiwi-kiwi
09-03-2005, 21:55
In the future there will be genetically-mucked up animals. Like giant carnivorous kiwi birds.
Pure Metal
09-03-2005, 21:55
in the future popcorn will be renamed to pingcorn for no apparent reason
Industrial Experiment
09-03-2005, 21:56
In the future, media players will -kill you- if you associate their filetypes with another program.
Pure Metal
09-03-2005, 21:57
in the future NS will replace world government :D
Umphart
09-03-2005, 21:58
In the future people will grow gills, and live underwater! :eek:
Potaria
09-03-2005, 21:59
In the future, People Magazine will publish its list of "The World's Most 100 Important Homosexuals".

Conan O'Brien will be #53 on the list.


...Okay, this may not be the "Year 2000" game, but it sure as hell is similar. I just had to do it.
Gawdly
09-03-2005, 22:00
In the future, Mods will have unquestionable powers, and quick fingers on the DEAT button.

The future is NOW!
Letila
09-03-2005, 23:16
In the future, bills will pay you, oh wait, that's the USSR.

In the future, there will be cute, genetically engineered singers with pink hair and terrible wars involving mecha.

In the future, angels will attack Tokyo.

In the future, cyborgs will attempt to prevent first contact with the Vulcans.

In the future, machines will rise up and put us in a computer simulation and use us as a powersource.

In the future, an evil empire will take over and destroy planets with a giant spherical battlestation.
Yeknomia
10-03-2005, 02:41
heehee... this is getting interesting...

-In the future, ipods and cell phones will be thought- operated
Nadkor
10-03-2005, 02:47
in the future there will be another mass extinction
Greedy Pig
10-03-2005, 03:12
In the future, I would be the owner of the Umbrella corporation. And I'll release my zombies on to the world! Zombie Apocalypses rock!
Technottoma
10-03-2005, 03:59
In the future, modesty will be a thing of the past. No one will wear clothes, except in winter. And supermodels will be a little thicker around the edges. (he he, wont that be fun.)
Super-power
10-03-2005, 04:06
In Soviet Russia, future technology fears you!
Alenaland
10-03-2005, 04:10
In the future, Ballpark Franks will no longer "plump when you cook 'em".

Instead, they'll "moan when you suck 'em"...

:D
Funky Beat
11-03-2005, 02:49
In the future I will buy Cuba... or any other country that I see fit to purchase...
Cybernetic Ninjas
11-03-2005, 03:09
In the future ninja armies will take over most of the northern hemisphere, invent time travel and go back in time to wage war on their arch enemies, sea faring pirates.
Vehement Indifference
11-03-2005, 03:26
Sorry, I couldn't help myself:

"The future ain't what it used to be." -- Yogi Berra

And in the future, lemmings will take over the world and make games in which humans mindlessly walk off cliffs.