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Switzlerand?!?!?!

Jhenova
09-03-2005, 21:34
Switzerland is pure evil. I swear to god they will kill us all if given the chance.

BROTHERS! SISTERS! FORGET NOT WOLRD WAR 2! FORGET NOT FIDEL!

forget not infidelity.

FORGET NOT THE STARS, NOR THE SUN! for the evil switlerzand has brought
cant it be undone?!

SWATLERZLAND!!!!!!!

they rise amongst us like...like people. AND PEOPLE ARE EVIL!

EVIL SWITATLARLAND!!!!!!!!



Switlersahrend is going to rise up and conquer us all. As fortold by the PROPHET Jhenova.
Potaria
09-03-2005, 21:35
Can I ask you something?

...How are those "Mushrooms"?
Nadkor
09-03-2005, 21:36
its that brilliant public transport system, more or less proper democracy, and a high living standard...itll be the ruin of us all!
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 21:37
No, you've got it all wrong. It's not Switzerland you have to worry about, it's Swaziland. Hell, look at their flag. It's got spears on it. That shows how agressive they are. They want to spear us all!
Pure Metal
09-03-2005, 21:39
its that brilliant public transport system, more or less proper democracy, and a high living standard...itll be the ruin of us all!
boo! :mad:
Lascivious Maximus
09-03-2005, 21:42
JHENOVA!!!

(Im sure hes joking people, relax!!)
Mondays Socks
09-03-2005, 21:51
It's because of Switzerland I'll never get to know him..

On the other hand I'd love to go there! :D *gets all excited*
Umphart
09-03-2005, 21:52
Yup, that huge Swiss military buildup will start the next Cold War. :rolleyes:
Jgenaro
17-03-2005, 22:52
LOL. you have amusing posts. how did you post this on September 3, 2005? is your time machine up and running again? :rolleyes:
Bolol
17-03-2005, 22:55
Don't worry folks, the white coats have been dispatched.
Neo-Anarchists
17-03-2005, 23:08
LOL. you have amusing posts. how did you post this on September 3, 2005? is your time machine up and running again? :rolleyes:
Because it wasn't September 3rd, the forum is running on DD/MM/YYYY date formats. it was March 9th.
Wisjersey
17-03-2005, 23:12
What's so bad about Switzerland? It's a "New York Times Democracy", by NationStates standards :)
Lord Sanne
17-03-2005, 23:23
Enough of this twoddle. Switzerland is awesome I for one know that we were clever in hiding from ze germans and not getting ownded plus we get rich off stupid people AND we have a nice merciless domestic system which you won't flount if your cool. :sniper: so all in all Switzerland is awesome this thread should be banned at once! excellent.
Jhenova
18-03-2005, 00:17
NO MY BROTHERS BAN NOT MY SWITZ THREAD!

i tell you...they plot...they scheme...they make ubersoldiatmillionares...

FEAR THESE PATRIO MATRIOFASCISTS!

they will opress you with pregency...

and the evil lord limberger...he...wow...and mark twain! He is amongst the rubble of the rifty raff!

MY BROTHERS WE MUST UNITE AND FIGHT!
OUR MIGHT TOGETHER MUST BE RIGHT!
LISTEN TO MY SERMEN AND OBEY
PRAISE JESUS, THE LORD, THE TRUE
ORBURNINHELLYOUFLITHLYFUCKINGSINNINGSONOFABITCH!

:)
Umphart
18-03-2005, 00:22
Originally posted by Lord Sanne
so all in all Switzerland is awesome this thread should be banned at once! excellent

Getting a little hasty aren't we?