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Mark My Words!!!

Rectal Terrorism
09-03-2005, 18:21
You will come to know our name in the coming months... The wrath of Rectal Terrorism is upon you... Those who are wise shall bow before us... Now is the time to pledge your alliance!!!
Teh Cameron Clan
09-03-2005, 18:22
:eek: i and bowing to u or doing any bending over from now on for that matter
Silly Sharks
09-03-2005, 18:23
You will come to know our name in the coming months... The wrath of Rectal Terrorism is upon you... Those who are wise shall bow before us... Now is the time to pledge your alliance!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg! Run for the hills!

Also, wtf?
Ubiqtorate
09-03-2005, 18:24
Obviously, a new user who will elevate the state of debate in this forum from simple demagogory (spelling was very bad on that word) to the higher abstract reasoning and philosophy we know is possible.
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 18:25
Rectal terrorism? What, like posting Goatse pictures or something?
Oksana
09-03-2005, 18:26
I'm not bowing before anyone who causes rectal terrorism.
Pure Metal
09-03-2005, 18:27
where's TIN? we need the almighty to put this n00b down


ah sod it i'll do it




http://www.hlj.me.uk/NS/TIN.jpg
TIN says: Quiet, you
The odd one
09-03-2005, 18:32
i bow to no-one who refers to themselves in the first-person plural (as 'we') its even worse than third person singular. :sniper: :gundge:
now that the odd one has had our say we will leave. :D
Kocht
09-03-2005, 18:34
Ranal Apage would be proud of you, m'boy.
FairyTInkArisen
09-03-2005, 18:40
n00b!!! :gundge: we all now what happens to n00bs! http://artpad.art.com/?icqoivbhuuc
The odd one
09-03-2005, 18:41
for good measure: :mp5: :gundge: :mp5: :gundge: :mp5: :gundge: :mp5: :gundge: :mp5: :gundge:
Demented Hamsters
09-03-2005, 18:44
Rectal terrorism? What, like posting Goatse pictures or something?
Please don't.

Actually my first thought was being forcefed a red-hot madras curry, followed by date loaf, all-bran and licorice.
Then 4 hours on a rollercoaster.
Pure Metal
09-03-2005, 18:45
n00b!!! :gundge: we all now what happens to n00bs! http://artpad.art.com/?icqoivbhuuc
i hope the old ones aren't still down there :eek:


oh, and

http://www.nondot.org/~kungfoomaster/pictures/stfu_noob.jpg

:D
Demented Hamsters
09-03-2005, 18:48
Still, you have to give it up for someone to thread with their first ever post. Even if it is a pile of crap.
FairyTInkArisen
09-03-2005, 18:48
i hope the old ones aren't still down there :eek:


oh, and

http://www.nondot.org/~kungfoomaster/pictures/stfu_noob.jpg

:D
http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif and what if they are?
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 18:49
Screw this. I'm calling the department of rectal homeland defense. I'm going to report this guy.
Gawdly
09-03-2005, 18:52
*clenches buttocks*

We will defend our borders, and protect our Klingons. No entry will be allowed.
Pure Metal
09-03-2005, 19:05
http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif and what if they are?
honey, you forgot didn't you?

look, don't worry... we'll just have to napalm the basement and start over

either that or clean the old noobs out :eek:
FairyTInkArisen
09-03-2005, 19:08
honey, you forgot didn't you?

look, don't worry... we'll just have to napalm the basement and start over

either that or clean the old noobs out :eek:
or we could just move house again, it was 3 months before they started to smell them in the old place, that's plenty of time to sell up and move out, we can just plaster over the door again and pretend we don't have a basement.........
Eutrusca
09-03-2005, 19:09
I'm not bowing before anyone who causes rectal terrorism.
ROFLMAO!!!! :D
You Forgot Poland
09-03-2005, 19:10
The Oppressed Peoples of YFP are more than willing to join the coalition of the willing in the battle against the "Axle of Badness," of which these Rectal Terrorists are doubtless a part.

We are ready to fight Rectal Terror wherever it may rear its ugly head: At the Curry in a Hurry; at the Cozy Burger; at the Hot-Sauce-and-Cabbage buffets of this great land; in prisons; at the YMCA. We shall be ever vigilant.