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The half naked Legless Pirates thread...

Kellarly
09-03-2005, 12:25
http://img105.exs.cx/img105/5499/dsc001922zq.jpg


For all the ladies on the boards, LP has kindly given you a link to confirm or deny reports of his apparent good looks... ;) :p :D

EDIT: And now in img tags :D

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/5499/dsc001922zq.jpg
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 12:27
Hey! Who's that sexy beast? Oh...... It's ME! :fluffle:
Neo-Anarchists
09-03-2005, 12:27
Come on Kellarly, use img tags!
We want the image proudly displayed up where everyone can see it, 'stead of hiding behind a link. A link doesn't do LP justice!
:D
Kellarly
09-03-2005, 12:38
Come on Kellarly, use img tags!
We want the image proudly displayed up where everyone can see it, 'stead of hiding behind a link. A link doesn't do LP justice!
:D

I would do, however i don't know how! :confused:
FairyTInkArisen
09-03-2005, 12:40
I would do, however i don't know how! :confused:
:rolleyes:

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/5499/dsc001922zq.jpg
Kellarly
09-03-2005, 12:50
:rolleyes:

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/5499/dsc001922zq.jpg


errr....thats just the same as my link though.... :confused:
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 12:51
errr....thats just the same as my link though.... :confused:
That's because of your settings

Profile (under NS logo) > Edit Options > Thread Display Options > Show images
FairyTInkArisen
09-03-2005, 12:53
errr....thats just the same as my link though.... :confused:
go to Profile ------> Edit Options -------> Allow Images
Kellarly
09-03-2005, 12:54
Thank you!
The Lightning Star
09-03-2005, 12:58
Oooooooookkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyy....

Damn, and I thought Legless Pirates had a beard and a patch eye!
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 13:00
Oooooooookkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyy....

Damn, and I thought Legless Pirates had a beard and a patch eye!
Bit of a bummer, eh?

Me with "eyepatch" (http://img16.exs.cx/img16/8158/dsc001751qc.jpg)
And this is about all the beard I get :( (http://img25.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img25&image=dsc001676vc.jpg)
The Lightning Star
09-03-2005, 13:03
Bit of a bummer, eh?

Me with "eyepatch" (http://img16.exs.cx/img16/8158/dsc001751qc.jpg)
And this is about all the beard I get :( (http://img25.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img25&image=dsc001676vc.jpg)

You're the crappiest pirate ever ;).
Pure Metal
09-03-2005, 13:06
And this is about all the beard I get :( (http://img25.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img25&image=dsc001676vc.jpg)
:eek: finally someone with less beard than me :p
Theologian Theory
09-03-2005, 13:10
Aargh! And I thought the nipples thread had died.......... :eek:
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 13:23
:eek: finally someone with less beard than me :p
:fluffle:
Oksana
09-03-2005, 13:27
Come on, LP. Try posting again. You could use a flashlight. :rolleyes: :p
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 13:32
Come on, LP. Try posting again. You could use a flashlight. :rolleyes: :p
I kinda like this one actually :fluffle:
Oksana
09-03-2005, 13:34
Haha. :mad:
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 13:35
Haha. :mad:
Why so mad?
Oksana
09-03-2005, 13:40
Because I thought I was going to get a real picture. :mad:
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 13:41
Because I thought I was going to get a real picture. :mad:
That picture is real. I don't understand what you're saying
Oksana
09-03-2005, 13:44
It lacks light. My brother could be in that picture and I wouldn't even be able to tell. It's not prostitution. Maybe you should take it in Amsterdam. That will change your feeling. :rolleyes:
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 13:48
It lacks light. My brother could be in that picture and I wouldn't even be able to tell. It's not prostitution. Maybe you should take it in Amsterdam. That will change your feeling. :rolleyes:
Any suggestions on how I could get it not to be horribly overlighted?
Oksana
09-03-2005, 13:50
HOw much light did you have on in your room?
The Imperial Navy
09-03-2005, 13:50
He's my big huggable cuddly teddybear!
Tarlachia
09-03-2005, 13:51
And this is about all the beard I get :( (http://img25.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img25&image=dsc001676vc.jpg)

Looks like to me you're drinking ginger ale...
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 13:51
HOw much light did you have on in your room?
Just 3 little lights....
Oksana
09-03-2005, 13:57
Well, funny because you're lighting seems just find in your beer picture. :rolleyes:
If I can humiliate myself than you can humiliate yourself. :rolleyes:
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 14:01
Well, funny because you're lighting seems just find in your beer picture. :rolleyes:
If I can humiliate myself than you can humiliate yourself. :rolleyes:
Those were with flash. :(

Alright.... I'm gonna try some things now. BRB
Oksana
09-03-2005, 14:03
Okay. Bye.
Jester III
09-03-2005, 14:04
Photoshop works wonders. ;)
The Mindset
09-03-2005, 14:07
http://illspirit.co.uk/flashlightd.jpg
I turned on his flashlight for all you ladies.
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 14:10
http://illspirit.co.uk/flashlightd.jpg
I turned on his flashlight for all you ladies.
Cool. Much better thanks :fluffle:

And I made this one (http://img161.exs.cx/img161/2255/dsc002008xf.jpg)
Oksana
09-03-2005, 14:11
Aww! Very cute.
Kellarly
09-03-2005, 14:15
LOL, ladies for next year LP will be selling a calender showing off his 'manliness' for all who wish to purchase it ;)
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 14:17
LOL, ladies for next year LP will be selling a calender showing off his 'manliness' for all who wish to purchase it ;)
So that's one for Kellary. I will TG you with my bankaccount number. :p

Anyone else interested? :fluffle:
Oksana
09-03-2005, 14:19
I would but I have no money. I'm also afraid I'll probably die today.
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 14:21
I would but I have no money. I'm also afraid I'll probably die today.
:eek: Nooooooo!
Pure Metal
09-03-2005, 14:23
I would but I have no money. I'm also afraid I'll probably die today.
:mad: no dying!

you wouldn't let me so now its my turn to stop you ;)
Oksana
09-03-2005, 14:24
I didn't say it was my choice.
Neo-Anarchists
09-03-2005, 14:26
I'm also afraid I'll probably die today.
:(
Why?
Kellarly
09-03-2005, 14:28
So that's one for Kellary. I will TG you with my bankaccount number. :p

Anyone else interested? :fluffle:

I don't want one...but I could be your international distributor...for a share of the profits of course!
Oksana
09-03-2005, 14:33
I can't breathe. It physically hurts to breathe. My moronic mother is finaly going to take me to see a doctor.
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 14:35
I can't breathe. It physically hurts to breathe. My moronic mother is finaly going to take me to see a doctor.
:eek: Auch. Good luck at the doctor's :fluffle:
Oksana
09-03-2005, 14:37
Thank you. I have to have shots, too. Haha.
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 14:38
Thank you. I have to have shots, too. Haha.
Cool, you get drugs ;) :D
Gawdly
09-03-2005, 14:38
Show us yer stumps!
Oksana
09-03-2005, 14:38
No, allergy shots. Nice try though. ;)
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 14:40
Show us yer stumps!
No. Only the top half gets naked :p
The Imperial Navy
09-03-2005, 15:43
No. Only the top half gets naked :p

How about if you show us your hoverboard then?
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 15:45
How about if you show us your hoverboard then?
I'm not showing you my "hoverboard" either..... I'd get DEATed
The Imperial Navy
09-03-2005, 15:47
I'm not showing you my "hoverboard" either..... I'd get DEATed
Well you win some, you lose some.

*Takes to the air with magic powers*

Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 15:48
Well you win some, you lose some.

*Takes to the air with magic powers*

Weeeeeeeeeeee!
BTW: I own your postcount :fluffle:
The Imperial Navy
09-03-2005, 15:56
BTW: I own your postcount :fluffle:

Heh. Well done. I'm not too fussed. considering I'm only on 4 days a week, i think i'm doing pretty good.
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 15:57
Heh. Well done. I'm not too fussed. considering I'm only on 4 days a week, i think i'm doing pretty good.
:fluffle:

So......


Got any bare chested pics?
The Imperial Navy
09-03-2005, 15:58
:fluffle:

So......


Got any bare chested pics?

No, and there never will be.
Legless Pirates
09-03-2005, 15:59
No, and there never will be.
Awww come on. Don't be a spoilsport
Oksana
09-03-2005, 18:31
Okay. So now are you going to enter?
Lascivious Maximus
09-03-2005, 18:47
A half naked pirate!! Woo! :D
Demented Hamsters
09-03-2005, 18:50
http://illspirit.co.uk/flashlightd.jpg
I turned on his flashlight for all you ladies.
Legless has man-breasts. And overly-large areolas. Ewww......
Oksana
09-03-2005, 18:51
I think LP's sexy. :(
Haken Rider
09-03-2005, 18:55
http://img105.exs.cx/img105/5499/dsc001922zq.jpg
Duuuuuuuuuude :eek:

nipples twitching time!
FairyTInkArisen
09-03-2005, 18:56
I think LP's sexy. :(
me too!
Occidio Multus
09-03-2005, 18:58
LP. take your hair out, wrap yourself in a jolly roger flag, then take the pic.
i think you are super awesome, you know that. ;)
Oksana
09-03-2005, 19:04
I'd have to agree. LP should put his hair down.
Demented Hamsters
09-03-2005, 19:32
Duuuuuuuuuude :eek:

nipples twitching time!
Don't you wish you were there with two clothes pegs? :p
Gawdly
09-03-2005, 19:34
Don't you wish you were there with two clothes pegs? :p

Some of us wish we WERE clothes pegs...

...but not me. I'm more into stumps.
Legless Pirates
10-03-2005, 14:04
Okay. So now are you going to enter?
Enter what? :confused:
Oksana
10-03-2005, 14:08
The Pasties contest. Did you read my telegram? Read it.
Legless Pirates
10-03-2005, 14:09
The Pasties contest. Did you read my telegram? Read it.
I got it...... and I already entered the contest