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Ask Bolol a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Bolol
09-03-2005, 00:20
Self explanatory. Ask me a question about anything, and I will answer...just may not be the answer you want!

So, come ye needy souls! I am here for your questions!
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 00:22
Given that cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands buttered side down, what happens if you affix a slice of buttered toast butter side up to the back of a cat and drop it?

Stupid enough for you?
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:22
Where is 300 miles that way?
Divine Imaginary Fluff
09-03-2005, 00:22
What would you do if you woke up one day and noticed that you had screaming carrots attached to your ears?
Johnny Wadd
09-03-2005, 00:24
How many Puerto Ricans does it take to grease your car?
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:24
If you had watched TV the evening before and it was raining outside, would you have sandwiches for lunch?
Oksana
09-03-2005, 00:25
If you're at a gay club and you're a guy, do you go in the girls' bathroom or the guys'?
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:27
If it was wednesday and the world was about to end, which would you rather do. Watch dallas or eat a big bowl of stew?
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:27
If you were trying to invent the most annoying thread ever, would you get people to ask loads of dumb questions, then not respond?
World wide allies
09-03-2005, 00:29
If the sun was exactly 40% north east of the chinese penninsula of Paris, how many four headed chickens attached to Triple H (the wrestler), would it take for them to fly all the way to Panama and back, without meeting Merlin the Wizard, cans of Diet coke and five armed postmens?

Note, the chickens are infact eating grapes, so you cannot talk to them, and their eyes are covered with superglue so you cannot communicate to them with actions.
Chicken pi
09-03-2005, 00:30
If blue is such a sad colour, why are Smurfs so cheerful?
I V Stalin
09-03-2005, 00:30
When will the turtles finally conquer the world?
Sdaeriji
09-03-2005, 00:30
Can I borrow $40?
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 00:31
When will Bolol start answering these pressing questions?
Armed Bookworms
09-03-2005, 00:31
Who's more annoying, Barney or La-La?
Chicken pi
09-03-2005, 00:31
How are you planning to answer all these stupid questions, which are being posted at a rate of roughly one question per minute?
Johnny Wadd
09-03-2005, 00:32
If you're at a gay club and you're a guy, do you go in the girls' bathroom or the guys'?

You just give the local gimp a golden shower!
Naryna
09-03-2005, 00:32
what is?
Armed Bookworms
09-03-2005, 00:33
If blue is such a sad colour, why are Smurfs so cheerful?
Who is the mother of Baby Smurf? Is there any evidence that Smurfette is actually female and not just a drag queen with a wig?
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:33
How are you planning to answer all these stupid questions, which are being posted at a rate of roughly one question per minute?

Since Bolol seems to have disappeared, everyone should pick a few questions at random, and answer them for him!!!!!!!!!!!
BLARGistania
09-03-2005, 00:34
How many peanut butter sandwhiches would you eat if the mogols got board and horded boards and fuzzy wuzzy wasn't so fuzzy on a rainy wednesday afternoon in the park by the sea with puff the magic dragon and the pied piper piping his pipes as well as jack and jill running up and down a hill while th giant turned their bones to bread if your bike was yellow?
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 00:35
Where is 300 miles that way?Endless fields of tapioca pudding trees.
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 00:36
What would you do if you woke up one day and noticed that you had screaming carrots attached to your ears?
Buy earplugs.
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 00:37
How many Puerto Ricans does it take to grease your car?
Potatoe
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 00:37
If you had watched TV the evening before and it was raining outside, would you have sandwiches for lunch?
Just little watercress sandwiches. And you have to share them with the elves.
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 00:38
Since Bolol seems to have disappeared, everyone should pick a few questions at random, and answer them for him!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I handled four of them.
Naryna
09-03-2005, 00:39
How many peanut butter sandwhiches would you eat if the mogols got board and horded boards and fuzzy wuzzy wasn't so fuzzy on a rainy wednesday afternoon in the park by the sea with puff the magic dragon and the pied piper piping his pipes as well as jack and jill running up and down a hill while th giant turned their bones to bread if your bike was yellow?

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Bitchkitten
09-03-2005, 00:44
What should I do if while on my period I go to a nice restaurant wearing a white dress with no underwear and cough hard enough to pop my tampon out?
I V Stalin
09-03-2005, 00:45
If the sun was exactly 40% north east of the chinese penninsula of Paris, how many four headed chickens attached to Triple H (the wrestler), would it take for them to fly all the way to Panama and back, without meeting Merlin the Wizard, cans of Diet coke and five armed postmens?

Note, the chickens are infact eating grapes, so you cannot talk to them, and their eyes are covered with superglue so you cannot communicate to them with actions.
17.342
Naryna
09-03-2005, 00:46
If blue is such a sad colour, why are Smurfs so cheerful?

They have Pie... and Pi too...
Chicken pi
09-03-2005, 00:46
When will the turtles finally conquer the world?

They already have, my friend. You just haven't realised it yet.
World wide allies
09-03-2005, 00:46
17.342

I KNEW IT .. or did I? :p
I V Stalin
09-03-2005, 00:46
What should I do if while on my period I go to a nice restaurant wearing a white dress with no underwear and cough hard enough to pop my tampon out?
Get some cough drops.
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:47
What should I do if while on my period I go to a nice restaurant wearing a white dress with no underwear and cough hard enough to pop my tampon out?

Tell them the food was so bad it made your vagina bleed, and refuse to pay the bill!!!
I V Stalin
09-03-2005, 00:47
what is?
Everything and nothing.
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:49
Given that cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands buttered side down, what happens if you affix a slice of buttered toast butter side up to the back of a cat and drop it?

Stupid enough for you?

It will fall to the smallest distance possible above the floor, then it will rotate at at a velocity so great that both sides are effectively touching the ground. then Just to show you that messing with the laws of physics are a bad idea, the universe will collapse!
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 00:50
Tell them the food was so bad it made your vagina bleed, and refuse to pay the bill!!!
You are truly wise. Can I shave my head, wear a saffron robe and pass out pamphlets containing your wisdom at the airport?
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:51
If the sun was exactly 40% north east of the chinese penninsula of Paris, how many four headed chickens attached to Triple H (the wrestler), would it take for them to fly all the way to Panama and back, without meeting Merlin the Wizard, cans of Diet coke and five armed postmens?

Note, the chickens are infact eating grapes, so you cannot talk to them, and their eyes are covered with superglue so you cannot communicate to them with actions.

Last satuday evening, about 7. but he wasn't eating it, he was wearing it!!!
I V Stalin
09-03-2005, 00:51
You are truly wise. Can I shave my head, wear a saffron robe and pass out pamphlets containing your wisdom at the airport?
So long as you don't give out flowers. You're at severe risk of getting attacked if you do that. And I hope you've seen Airplane! so you know what the hell I'm on about.
World wide allies
09-03-2005, 00:52
Last satuday evening, about 7. but he wasn't eating it, he was wearing it!!!

Combine that with I V Stalins answer of 17.342 and the problem has been solved!
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:52
You are truly wise. Can I shave my head, wear a saffron robe and pass out pamphlets containing your wisdom at the airport?

I was only the other day, saying how I'd like to be worshipped! You are more than welcome do these things, although I would imagine it would be pretty damn expensive to make a whole robe out of saffron, unless you want a skimpy robe!!!
I V Stalin
09-03-2005, 00:52
Can I borrow $40?
You most certainly can. Just not from me.
Drunk commies
09-03-2005, 00:54
I was only the other day, saying how I'd like to be worshipped! You are more than welcome do these things, although I would imagine it would be pretty damn expensive to make a whole robe out of saffron, unless you want a skimpy robe!!!
No cost is too great to honor your wisdom. No robe is too skimpy to display my devotion to the nauseated masses.
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:56
No cost is too great to honor your wisdom. No robe is too skimpy to display my devotion to the nauseated masses.

Skimpy robes for my followers it is then. Alluring female followers and amusing/nauseating male followers.... The perfect religion/cult!!!
I V Stalin
09-03-2005, 00:56
Anyone else reckon Bolol may be a bit narked off that we've answered all these questions intended for him?
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 00:57
Anyone else reckon Bolol may be a bit narked off that we've answered all these questions intended for him?

Nah he's buggered off, anyway I'll leave him this one.... ooops!!!
Chicken pi
09-03-2005, 00:57
It will fall to the smallest distance possible above the floor, then it will rotate at at a velocity so great that both sides are effectively touching the ground. then Just to show you that messing with the laws of physics are a bad idea, the universe will collapse!

I partly agree with you here. However, I think the force of the rotation will cause the butter to move from the toast to the cat's feet. Thus, no laws of physics will be broken, the cat will land on it's (buttery) feet and then it will skid about, to the delight of any onlookers.
I V Stalin
09-03-2005, 00:58
Skimpy robes for my followers it is then. Alluring female followers and amusing/nauseating male followers.... The perfect religion/cult!!!
Ooooooh, I'll join - I'll be your second convert. Goddamn Drunk Commies, beating me to it. I'm not sure whether I come under amusing or nauseating though. I'll get the robe, get a photo, and let NS decide.
On second thoughts, no, I'll just join the cult.
Bolol
09-03-2005, 00:59
Sweet Jesus...No idea it'd grow this fast!

Sorry. I had to eat dinner.

If you wish to keep asking questions I'll do my best.

I'll simply pull a God-Like move and answer "yes" to all questions above.
I V Stalin
09-03-2005, 01:00
Sweet Jesus...No idea it'd grow this fast!

Sorry. I had to eat dinner.

If you wish to keep asking questions I'll do my best.

I'll simply pull a God-Like move and answer "yes" to all questions above.
He has returned! It is a sign! [/Life of Brian]
Sdaeriji
09-03-2005, 01:00
You most certainly can. Just not from me.

Well, that's useless. From whom, then?
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 01:02
I partly agree with you here. However, I think the force of the rotation will cause the butter to move from the toast to the cat's feet. Thus, no laws of physics will be broken, the cat will land on it's (buttery) feet and then it will skid about, to the delight of any onlookers.

Well you are right that this would happen under standard temperature and pressure. but at very low temperatures (approx <5 Kelvin) The energy from the rotation will be insufficient to move the butter, thus resulting in the collapse of the universe!!!
Greedy Pig
09-03-2005, 01:04
I shat out some worms yesterday.

Is it something I ate? Or are those my babies?
Armed Bookworms
09-03-2005, 01:04
What should I do if while on my period I go to a nice restaurant wearing a white dress with no underwear and cough hard enough to pop my tampon out?
Silly woman, you should already have constructed a makeshift daiper out of the big napkins they give you for just such an eventuality.
Chicken pi
09-03-2005, 01:05
Well you are right that this would happen under standard temperature and pressure. but at very low temperatures (approx <5 Kelvin) The energy from the rotation will be insufficient to move the butter, thus resulting in the collapse of the universe!!!

But you cannot make toast at temperatures below 5 kelvin. Ahahaha!

/smugness
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:05
I shat out some worms yesterday.

Is it something I ate? Or are those my babies?

Both...They are your very essence!

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The Emperor Fenix
09-03-2005, 01:06
Queen Elizabeth III (Aged 20) has 40 dresses
And Queen Elizabeth IV (Aged 40) has 4000 dresses

have been to invited to a party held by Queen Elizabeth V (Aged 80) who has just one dress, but it has the capability to change into any other dress.

During the night Queen Elizabeth IV steals the patterns to Elizabeth III's dresses and, working through the night, recreates all the dresses.

What are the chances that all three will come wearing the same dress?
And how many dresses can Elizabeth V's dress change into before it overheats?
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 01:07
He has returned! It is a sign! [/Life of Brian]

Are you forgetting whose cult you're in hmmm?

Any other joiners? All you have to do is wear a skimpy robe made out of saffron (or turmeric if you're a bit skint!) and hand out leaflets at airports!!
Greedy Pig
09-03-2005, 01:08
Yesterday night I had a weird dream..

But right now I can't remember what it was, do you have any insight into what it possibly was?
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 01:08
But you cannot make toast at temperatures below 5 kelvin. Ahahaha!

/smugness

Yeah whatever, I don't care anyway

/embaressed sullenness
Emperor Salamander VII
09-03-2005, 01:08
Does God really love all creatures great and small?

I mean, seriously, the warthog is one ugly animal. What about slugs?
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:10
Yesterday night I had a weird dream..

But right now I can't remember what it was, do you have any insight into what it possibly was?

You dreamed of genie.

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Armed Bookworms
09-03-2005, 01:12
Queen Elizabeth III (Aged 20) has 40 dresses
And Queen Elizabeth IV (Aged 40) has 4000 dresses

have been to invited to a party held by Queen Elizabeth V (Aged 80) who has just one dress, but it has the capability to change into any other dress.

During the night Queen Elizabeth IV steals the patterns to Elizabeth III's dresses and, working through the night, recreates all the dresses.

What are the chances that all three will come wearing the same dress?
And how many dresses can Elizabeth V's dress change into before it overheats?
There is a 1 in 652,864,000 chance that they will appear in the same dress assuming that QE V is limited to the dresses available to the other two. Otherwise the probability approaches 0.

The dress will never overheat as it is an endothermic change that the dress goes through.
The Emperor Fenix
09-03-2005, 01:13
There is a 1 in 652,864,000 chance that they will appear in the same dress assuming that QE V is limited to the dresses availible to the other two. Otherwise the probability approaches 0.

The dress will never overheat as it is an endothermic change that the dress goes through.
Luckily the party was cancelled.
Chicken pi
09-03-2005, 01:13
Yeah whatever, I don't care anyway

/embaressed sullenness

Sorry, I think i went a little overboard with the smugness there.

/insincere apologeticness
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:13
Does God really love all creatures great and small?

I mean, seriously, the warthog is one ugly animal. What about slugs?

Yes...God loves even Stink Beetles...because he created them as a prank.

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Armed Bookworms
09-03-2005, 01:14
But you cannot make toast at temperatures below 5 kelvin. Ahahaha!

/smugness
It was pretoasted.
Greedy Pig
09-03-2005, 01:16
You dreamed of genie.

NEXT!

My God. Your right. I think I rubbed myself too much last night. :D
Oksana
09-03-2005, 01:19
Originally posted by Bitchkitten
What should I do if while on my period I go to a nice restaurant wearing a white dress with no underwear and cough hard enough to pop my tampon out?

Relax your muscles as much as possible.
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:25
Where is 300 miles that way?

I just have to let you know...there is no 300 miles...because I am EVERYWHERE!
Teh Cameron Clan
09-03-2005, 01:26
what hppens if i explode b4 u can answer me?
Teh Cameron Clan
09-03-2005, 01:26
*EXPLODES*
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 01:28
Sorry, I think i went a little overboard with the smugness there.

/insincere apologeticness

It's ok! I forgive you

/Homicidal rage-iferousness
Chicken pi
09-03-2005, 01:28
It was pretoasted.

http://img54.exs.cx/img54/9292/einstein1rv.jpg
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 01:29
BOLOL

If I ask you a stupid question, will I get a stupid answer?
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:29
what hppens if i explode b4 u can answer me?

What happens when a tree falls in an empty forest? Hmm? Does that answer your question? Exactly!

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Teh Cameron Clan
09-03-2005, 01:31
What happens when a tree falls in an empty forest? Hmm? Does that answer your question? Exactly!

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ha i eploded alredy so that answer is invalad
Chicken pi
09-03-2005, 01:31
It's ok! I forgive you

/Homicidal rage-iferousness

Why, thank you CF!

I think I got away with it!
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 01:32
ha i eploded alredy so that answer is invalad

Man I hope I don't explode, my spelling is bad enough as it is!!!
Oksana
09-03-2005, 01:33
Where the hell is the answer to my question, Bolol?
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:33
ha i eploded alredy so that answer is invalad

SILENCE!

(Zaps Teh Cameron Clan)
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 01:34
Why, thank you CF!

I think I got away with it!

Not at all, my pleasure

Of course you got away with it *lulls chicken pi into a false sense of security*
Naryna
09-03-2005, 01:34
Any other joiners? All you have to do is wear a skimpy robe made out of saffron (or turmeric if you're a bit skint!) and hand out leaflets at airports!!

I only have a robe of coriander.... :( Can i join anyway?
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:35
Where the hell is the answer to my question, Bolol?

Your answer is thus: A monkey cannot see what is not in front of his feet.

Thank you.

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Chicken pi
09-03-2005, 01:36
Not at all, my pleasure

Of course you got away with it *lulls chicken pi into a false sense of security*

Nice one.

*logs off because it's the early hours of the morning*
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 01:38
I only have a robe of coriander.... :( Can i join anyway?

Yes, all herb and spice based robes welcome!!!
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:39
If you're at a gay club and you're a guy, do you go in the girls' bathroom or the guys'?

Oh! You mean that question!

Okay then. The answer is, if you are at a gay club and you are a straight male, you go in the bushes.
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 01:40
Oh! You mean that question!

Okay then. The answer is, if you are at a gay club and you are a straight male, you go in the bushes.

Oooh water sports!
Naryna
09-03-2005, 01:42
If Bob is taller than sheila, sheila is taller then Ted, and bob is shorter than ted, who is the tallest?
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:44
If Bob is taller than sheila, sheila is taller then Ted, and bob is shorter than ted, who is the tallest?

Isn't it obvious that Fredrich the Bulbous is the tallest?

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Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:47
this thread is great ALL HAIL BOLOL !!11shift+1 11 omgz0rz

Okay...Right...Yeah...

Calm down now, it looks like that could be bad for your blood pressure.
CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 01:48
If I had £10. and I bought a book for £10, then I sold it for £10 and then lost that £10 betting £10 on a horse that lost. What would my grandmother get me for christmas?
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:50
If I had £10. and I bought a book for £10, then I sold it for £10 and then lost that £10 betting £10 on a horse that lost. What would my grandmother get me for christmas?

A bigger wallet.

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The Emperor Fenix
09-03-2005, 01:54
Does everyone really die alone?
Novus Rome
09-03-2005, 01:55
:headbang: :mp5:
What is represented in this scene?
Teh Cameron Clan
09-03-2005, 01:57
bolo :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper:
Novus Rome
09-03-2005, 01:58
What should I do if while on my period I go to a nice restaurant wearing a white dress with no underwear and cough hard enough to pop my tampon out?
Scream "oh, fiddlesticks" and run like hell.
Bolol
09-03-2005, 01:58
Does everyone really die alone?

Er...Um...No.


What is represented in this scene?

A man shooting a wall hiting a wall on cocaine picked from Argentina.

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CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 02:02
If you eat a whole lobster, have you ever been arrested for shop-lifting in Uzbekistan?
Bolol
09-03-2005, 02:04
If you eat a whole lobster, have you ever been arrested for shop-lifting in Uzbekistan?

Unlikely, but you never know. Those Uzbekistani policemen are lobster-whores if there ever was such a thing!

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CelebrityFrogs
09-03-2005, 02:21
If you had to cause the extinction of a species by eating all of them, which species would it be?
Bolol
09-03-2005, 02:26
If you had to cause the extinction of a species by eating all of them, which species would it be?

Pop Tarts!

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Herot Hall
09-03-2005, 02:37
Is Ernst Hemingway correct? Are bullfighters the only people who actually live all the way up?
Bolol
09-03-2005, 02:45
Is Ernst Hemingway correct? Are bullfighters the only people who actually live all the way up?

Hemingway was so f***ed up on absinth half the time, that much of what he said may have been in question...so of course he's wrong!

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Herot Hall
09-03-2005, 02:46
Hemingway was so f***ed up on absinth half the time, that much of what he said may have been in question...so of course he's wrong!

NEXT!

Oh thank god! My life has meaning again. Thank you Bolol! :D
Bolol
09-03-2005, 03:01
Oh thank god! My life has meaning again. Thank you Bolol! :D

Thank not me my son...but thank the Coke a' Cola that sustains me.
Chocolate is Yummier
09-03-2005, 05:35
What came first, the chicken or the egg
Patra Caesar
09-03-2005, 05:45
Should I stop posting those 'news' articles? You know the ones I mean, "Man cuts off own penis: Fried and ate it!" "Two monkeys rip man's face off," "Woman cuts off man's penis: Flushes it down toilet," "Dog days: Dog mass suicide in Scotland," "Turtle adopts baby Hippo," and so on and so forth.