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Jack Chick....
the man, is a visonary, as we speak im im printing off copies to stick on my new testment studies folder, and to give to my friends. I feel like a kids with firecrackers.
I mean i heard people saying, oh theres a jack chick fan,

BUT .... I Dint know, you dont understand i dint know

My life from this point is changed.

Heres some fav's

http://www.chick.com/tractimages62326/1000/1000_07.gif
Catholics=hitler fact!

This one made me explode withe glee.

http://www.chick.com/tractimages62326/1000/1000_11.gif
http://www.chick.com/tractimages62326/1000/1000_14.gif
http://www.chick.com/tractimages62326/1000/1000_15.gif
Thought the decline of the british empire was due to socio-econmic factors, wrong! We made the mistake of sideing with arabs.

http://www.chick.com/tractimages62326/1000/1000_11.gif
All homosexuals have small devil versions of them selves attached to their bodies at all times. 100% fact
Still reading so ill update as i go

who's Jack Chick?

the second coming of jesus, or just his secratary, or personal cartoonist.

Listen
Brian Blessed x Mr. T + Drinking / 98% of fun in world = 1/1000 of the brilliance of jack chick

www.chick.com

who's Jack Chick?
Only one of the most brilliant and influencial theologians of our time. Just ask Jesussaves.

Awsomeness. Is that similar to awesomeness? :D

Only one of the most brilliant and influencial theologians of our time. Just ask Jesussaves.

theologian, philosopher , war hero, astronaut, inventor of the tv,lighbulb and modern medicine.

Only one of the most brilliant and influencial theologians of our time. Just ask Jesussaves.

Do you think we could have a serious debate?

Awsomeness. Is that similar to awesomeness? :D
look if your getting in the way of jack chicks message i may have to shoot you in the face heretic*

*Ive seen jack(im going to use the impersonal form now as i feel ive know him for years) use heretic at least 8 times when refering to muslims, buddist and yes even catholics.

So you like Jack Chick?

Care to join the True Popular Peoples Church of Chick?

Led by the Akhun-Chick... me :D.

So you like Jack Chick?

Care to join the True Popular Peoples Church of Chick?

Led by the Akhun-Chick... me :D.

Yes i will pledge my life and all my posetions to this great mans question.
Im going to start a bristol chapter. People need to know the evil of.

Rock music
Witches and their consiparcys to control the goverment
How evil muslims apprenlty control england( by this he means the u.k he dosent seem to know of wales or scotland or northern ireland)
Muslims
Catholics (actually witches)

And many more

That's the spirit.

Bear in mind that all religious symbols (crucifix not included) are interchangable and can be unviversally labelled as "Symbols of the heathen devil".

Facts are inconcsequential, don't let logic or the truth get in the way of spreading the word of Chick.

hmm futher reading has taught me All the bad people in the world are either

1. Fat communists
2. Skinny Communists
3. Female teachers who look like witches and teach evolution
4. Chinese Communists
5. Bearded Homosexuals
6. People with Beards
7. Muslims (with beards)
8. Gang members (Mexicans, Beards optional)
9. Passengers on the Titanic

A new world order will arise,
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp

Run by a mixture of witches, satanists and new age healers, and will be based in rome, people will live in bungaloes numberd by the roof, and people will get free drugs in return for turning christians over to new age healer death squads

going up to mosques and buhudist temples and insulting them is ok.

going up to mosques and buhudist temples and insulting them is ok.
Its more than OK, its your duty. Try to insult in some way everyone you meet. Its chicks will.

going up to mosques and buhudist temples and insulting them is ok.
Sure. It's ok because the muslims are worshipping an evil moon god and the buddhists are closet satanists. You should pass out Chick tracts outside their places of worship to let them know.