NationStates Jolt Archive


The Worst Wrestler Ever????

Kerlapa
08-03-2005, 20:05
Who was the worst/funniest wrestler ever. Who made you laugh, cringe, cry, turn off the tv??? Who would be stupid enough to hire these utterly useless wrestlers to supposidly entertain people???
Drunk commies
08-03-2005, 20:09
Who was Sgt. Slaughter's sidekick again? I vote for that guy.
Kerlapa
08-03-2005, 20:10
wasnt it Colonel Mustafa or something???
Occidio Multus
08-03-2005, 20:11
captain lou albano. he was a manager, with all those elastics stuck to his face, but every once in a while, he would jump in, and then get his ass whipped.
Occidio Multus
08-03-2005, 20:12
the iron sheik sucked though.
Sdaeriji
08-03-2005, 20:15
IRS. He was Ted Diabase's sidekick. He was supposed to be a tax collector. He wore a short-sleeved dress shirt and a tie and a pocket protector and dorky glasses, and carried around a steel briefcase. Worst. Gimmick. Ever.
Drunk commies
08-03-2005, 20:17
the iron sheik sucked though.Come on. The camel clutch was a great move. Plus he wore those pointy boots. The Iron Sheik's ok in my book.
Gawdly
08-03-2005, 20:17
George "The Animal" Steel.
Occidio Multus
08-03-2005, 20:24
Come on. The camel clutch was a great move. Plus he wore those pointy boots. The Iron Sheik's ok in my book.
yeah....but he was he first attempt at a terrorist cell by al QUAEDA in the us!!! didnt you hear???????

:p
Cannot think of a name
08-03-2005, 20:36
Come on. The camel clutch was a great move. Plus he wore those pointy boots. The Iron Sheik's ok in my book.
Okay, what was the name of the russian dude that I always associated with the Iron Shiek? That's been buggin' me for a while now. I'm guessin' Boris was involved...
Jaythewise
08-03-2005, 20:48
the honkey talk man?

How about that guy who used to make stupid poems about the peops he was going to wrestle?
Refused Party Program
08-03-2005, 20:50
Disco Inferno.
Johnny Wadd
08-03-2005, 20:54
Koko B Ware

A token colored wrestler who would routinely be pummeled.
Jaythewise
08-03-2005, 21:56
Koko B Ware

A token colored wrestler who would routinely be pummeled.


hey coco be ware rocked!
Hitlerreich
08-03-2005, 21:59
am I really the first to vote for the Goblede Gooker? That character was horrible.
Reborn Trulin
08-03-2005, 21:59
Andy Kaufman!
Johnny Wadd
08-03-2005, 22:00
hey coco be ware rocked!

What wrestling were you watching?

Seriously, he was a loser.

Here is a pic of me wrestling, circa 1965! (http://www.dwpoet.com/maskgrappler.jpg)
Potaria
08-03-2005, 22:04
The Gooker. Ridiculous name, ridiculous character.
Nordwind
08-03-2005, 22:19
Anyone remember Ralphus, Chris Jericho's old sidekick back from his WCW days years ago? A fat, bald man with belly pouring over his stained white t-shirt and missing teeth. He probably said about two words during his whole career, and instead just opted to stand there and look menacing...or retarded...or whatever he was going for.
Umphart
08-03-2005, 22:52
There was this gay black guy in the NWO a time back who's special move was a spank.
Rikishi was pretty bad to, the man's special move was to sit on you. :p
Alien Born
08-03-2005, 23:06
Batman and Robin from the 60s TV series starring Adam West
Drunk commies
08-03-2005, 23:11
There was this gay black guy in the NWO a time back who's special move was a spank.
Rikishi was pretty bad to, the man's special move was to sit on you. :p
Yeah, but it was effective because his big, celulite covered ass would grind into his opponent's face, and he was only wearing a thong.
C-anadia
08-03-2005, 23:27
The green Bastard....
Sdaeriji
08-03-2005, 23:28
Golddust was pretty sucktacular, too.
Pantylvania
09-03-2005, 04:06
Friar Ferguson

Though it was kind of fun to listen to Vince McMahon and Randy Savage try to do play-by-play announcing for that guy's matches.

If the gobbledygook actually wrestled in a match, I'll vote for him.

Some others to consider are old Fabulous Moolah, old Mae Young, old Ric Flair, Max Moon, Tatanka, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, old Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, and the guy with one leg.
Pantylvania
09-03-2005, 04:28
How about that guy who used to make stupid poems about the peops he was going to wrestle?The Genius or John Cena
Bogstonia
09-03-2005, 04:47
or HEI-DEN-REICH!
Kerlapa
09-03-2005, 11:19
oh jesus, i just remembered some. Repo Man, Zack Gowen, Jeff Jarrett, Bad News Brown
The Imperial Navy
09-03-2005, 11:30
Watching ballerina's prancing around the stage was silly as far as I could see. But I do remember a loon they had called "Eugine."

Metal retard, yet he kicked the ass of everyone in his way. Weird.
Kerlapa
09-03-2005, 11:31
haha, god knows how the wwf/wwe has made so much money with characters like that
Refused Party Program
09-03-2005, 16:25
Andy Kaufman!

Oh-no-you-don't! Andy Kaufman was teh genius!!1eleven!!!shift1!!1.
Kerlapa
09-03-2005, 20:49
god, i just remembered another, papa shango. god he wuz rubbish. haha
Chikatopia
09-03-2005, 21:00
The worst would have to be Nathan Jones. He wasn't that good and he quit becasue he didn't like to travel.