NationStates Jolt Archive


Conspiracy theory you may not have heard about yet....

Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:08
This may be a serious threat the end of this month, so be advised and be aware.

http://media.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/2461/flyin_egg_fight.swf
CelebrityFrogs
08-03-2005, 17:08
This may be a serious threat the end of this month, so be advised and be aware.

http://media.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/2461/flyin_egg_fight.swf

I'm scared

*sobs*
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:10
I'm scared

*sobs*

It's okay. Don't worry. I have an omelette pan.
CelebrityFrogs
08-03-2005, 17:12
It's okay. Don't worry. I have an omelette plan.

How long did it take you to hatch that!!!

*Cringes at own terrible joke*
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:13
The best defense is an offense.

http://www.recipesource.com/cgi-bin/search?search_string=omelette
Johnistan
08-03-2005, 17:14
That sucked.
CelebrityFrogs
08-03-2005, 17:14
The best defense is an offense.

http://www.recipesource.com/cgi-bin/search?search_string=omelette


Mmmmm... Pre-emptive omlette
*drool*
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:15
That sucked.

Are you calling me an egg sucker??
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:17
Want me to call you when the omelette is done?
CelebrityFrogs
08-03-2005, 17:18
Want me to call you when the omelette is done?

Well it's not my name, but yeah, ok!!!
CelebrityFrogs
08-03-2005, 17:18
Well it's not my name, but yeah, ok!!!

Man my jokes are bad today (worse than usual!!!)
Kocht
08-03-2005, 17:21
*refuses to make an egg-siting joke*

...Damn it.
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:24
Man my jokes are bad today (worse than usual!!!)

eggszactly...fun ain't it?
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:26
This may be a serious threat the end of this month, so be advised and be aware.

http://media.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/2461/flyin_egg_fight.swf
Oh NO! You didn't post that! OMG! Now all the paranoid conspiracy theorists will be paying midnight visits to chicken houses all over the world to kill the chickens before they can kill us! Oh, the HORROR! :D
CelebrityFrogs
08-03-2005, 17:27
eggszactly...fun ain't it?

I'm eggstatic!!!
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:27
Well it's not my name, but yeah, ok!!!
Oh, GROAN! That was terrible! LOL! :D
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:29
Oh NO! You didn't post that! OMG! Now all the paranoid conspiracy theorists will be paying midnight visits to chicken houses all over the world to kill the chickens before they can kill us! Oh, the HORROR! :D

what puppet is MKULTRA using now?
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:29
Are you calling me an egg sucker??
hmmm. I seem to recall this really wierd song about an egg-sucking dog. "Oh you egg-sucking dog, you best stay out of my hen-house!" GROAN! :D
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:30
what puppet is MKULTRA using now?
Cannot Think Of A Name? Skapedro? Zooke? :D
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:31
hmmm. I seem to recall this really wierd song about an egg-sucking dog. "Oh you egg-sucking dog, you best stay out of my hen-house!" GROAN! :D

Well he's not very handsome to look at
Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he's always killin' my chickens
That dirty old egg-suckin' dog

Egg-suckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound

Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy
I'm gonna get my riffle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky

Egg-suckin' dog
Your always hangin' around
But you'd better stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound

It's a hillbilly thang.
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:31
How long did it take you to hatch that!!!

*Cringes at own terrible joke*
[ buries head in hands ... sobs ] :D
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:32
Well he's not very handsome to look at
Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he's always killin' my chickens
That dirty old egg-suckin' dog

Egg-suckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound

Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy
I'm gonna get my riffle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky

Egg-suckin' dog
Your always hangin' around
But you'd better stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound
OMG! THAT'S IT! [ shoots Zooke ] :D
CelebrityFrogs
08-03-2005, 17:32
Oh, GROAN! That was terrible! LOL! :D

Yeah, I'm quite hungover today, and my sense of humour is a little dodgy even at the best of times, today it's eggstremely dodgy!!!
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:34
Yeah, I'm quite hungover today, and my sense of humour is a little dodgy even at the best of times, today it's eggstremely dodgy!!!

I'm so eggsited...
I just can't hide it!!
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:34
Yeah, I'm quite hungover today, and my sense of humour is a little dodgy even at the best of times, today it's eggstremely dodgy!!!
Holy shit! WILL you STOP that!!! :mp5:
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:35
OMG! THAT'S IT! [ shoots Zooke ] :D

*plop*
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:35
Holy shit! WILL you STOP that!!! :mp5:

We're gonna hide your bullets if you don't behave.
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:36
I'm so eggsited...
I just can't hide it!!
[ shoots Zooke again ... nukes thread ... leaves! ]
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:37
[ shoots Zooke again ... nukes thread ... leaves! ]

Hey, CelebrityFrogs , we won!
Radioactive eggs cook themselves...eggsplosive.
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:37
We're gonna hide your bullets if you don't behave.
Oh nos! Not THAT! ANYthing but that! How will I defend myself? How will I defend my family? How will I continue to defend Truth, Justice and The American Way? The horror! The HORROR!
CelebrityFrogs
08-03-2005, 17:37
Holy shit! WILL you STOP that!!! :mp5:

I'd like to eggspress my most sincere apologies for subjecting you to my eggscruciating bad jokes
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:39
I'd like to eggspress my most sincere apologies for subjecting you to my eggscruciating bad jokes
[ collapses in fits of sobbing ... shoots self ]
CelebrityFrogs
08-03-2005, 17:39
Hey, CelebrityFrogs , we won!
Radioactive eggs cook themselves...eggsplosive.

Oh nuts. and I went and apologised!
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:41
Oh nuts. and I went and apologised!

Eggstract your apology and carry on.
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:41
Oh nuts. and I went and apologised!
TSK! You call THAT an apology??

Here ... go play with this awhile: http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf
Ro-Ro
08-03-2005, 17:42
That chicken is a capitalist spy or part of the Trotskyite counter revolutionary bloc and must be terminated immediately.
Warhaven
08-03-2005, 17:43
Allright everybody, calm down. Lets not have an Egg here. :rolleyes:
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:43
That chicken is a capitalist spy or part of the Trotskyite counter revolutionary bloc and must be terminated immediately.

On first eggsamination, that's what I thought. But, now I'm not eggsactly sure what to think.
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:44
That chicken is a capitalist spy or part of the Trotskyite counter revolutionary bloc and must be terminated immediately.
RO-RO! Not you TOO!!! Aieeee! Run away!!!
Zooke
08-03-2005, 17:46
I'm outta here....

*eggsit stage left*
Ro-Ro
08-03-2005, 17:47
RO-RO! Not you TOO!!! Aieeee! Run away!!!
*points accusingly* DAMN YOU, EUTUSCA! I'm meant to be doing A level coursework about Stalin, it's 1/3 of my grade, but thanks to you now all I want to do is play with the pretty hellimacopter!
Eutrusca
08-03-2005, 17:48
*points accusingly* DAMN YOU, EUTUSCA! I'm meant to be doing A level coursework about Stalin, it's 1/3 of my grade, but thanks to you now all I want to do is play with the pretty hellimacopter!
Hehehe! It's addictive, is it not? :D
Warhaven
08-03-2005, 17:48
That chicken is a spy! Eggsterminate! Eggsterminate! Get yer Easters out of here!*throws eggshaped grenade colored bright pink with a blue strip round the middle.*
Ro-Ro
08-03-2005, 17:50
Hehehe! It's addictive, is it not? :D
Yes! And also, I suck at it, so being stubborn makes me even more determined to never stop! It's like:
Rrrrrrrrrrrr *CRASH* Damnit... rrrr *CRASH* damnit... rrrrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr *CRASH* DAMNIT!!!
"Is that your coursework?"
"Err.... yes...."
Warhaven
08-03-2005, 17:54
High score of 650!! :D :D
Ro-Ro
08-03-2005, 17:57
High score of 650!! :D :D
Damn you, I got 646.
*ring-ring, ring-ring*
Me: Hello, Pete? Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to come out tonight... something's come up...
Pete: What's that hellicopterish noise?
Me: Hello...? Hello...? You're breaking up... cossshhhh *simulates static noises*
Demented Hamsters
08-03-2005, 17:57
The best defense is an offense.

http://www.recipesource.com/cgi-bin/search?search_string=omelette
I especially liked this recipe:
http://www.recipesource.com/desserts/04/rec0496.html
4 Eggs
1 Can sliced pineapple
lemon zest
1tb Apricot jam
1/2ts Salt
1/2 cup Rum
2tb Sweet butter
1tb Sugar

Now that's a good way to start the day!
Ro-Ro
08-03-2005, 18:17
Now it's making the neighbourhood dogs bark! Eutrusca is responsible for destroying the peace of a sleepy rural town!