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I realize not a lot of my fellow Americans are up at this hour. But there should be plenty of Brits and Aussies up. Where the hell are you? I'm bored and I want people to entertain me. At least tell me where the hell you are and why you don't consider it important to come and amuse me.

Where are all the damn Brits?
In my closet.
At least tell me where the hell you are and why you don't consider it important to come and amuse me.
You seek amusement?
Have you yet read my "I Know Who Max Is!" thread?

In my closet.

You seek amusement?
Have you yet read my "I Know Who Max Is!" thread?
Damn, I wish my closet was that big. Aren't they a little cramped?

I haven't seen the Max thread, so I'll go take a look.

*waves*

Damn, I wish my closet was that big. Aren't they a little cramped?
I wouldn't know, for some strange reason they seem to be unable to speak properly with these gags on. How odd.

*Hammers on closet door*

Mph mmmmmmmmmmphg mphgh mph!!! :p :D

*awakens from slumber*

mmmwhat?

LET ME OUT... ive spent 20 years in the closet..... i don't want to go back
*uses my malet of silence*
<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>
*starts shaking*
ugggggggggggggggg <<(O_o)''>>

Hello Yankie.

*Hammers on closet door*

Mph mmmmmmmmmmphg mphgh mph!!! :p :D
Why don't the smileys have gags? Just hammer a little harder. Or if Neo uses wire hangers, use one to pick the lock.

Should I be worried or glad that Neo is keeping me in her closet with a gag on? ;)

LET ME OUT... ive spent 20 years in the closet..... i don't want to go back
*uses my malet of silence*
<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>
*starts shaking*
ugggggggggggggggg <<(O_o)''>>

You only have to stay in the closet if you live in Kansas.

Brit here

Should I be worried or glad that Neo is keeping me in her closet with a gag on? ;)

Hell, works for me! ;)

Hell, works for me! ;)

Well of it works for her too its ALL good! :D

Morning Bitchkitten! :D

How do you want to be entertained then?

Please let it be nothing to do with that why do people hate americans thread...

Sorry, Kraut here. And too busy actually working today. Im not used to that anymore. :(

Well of it works for her too its ALL good! :D

:) Plus you get to try out her extensive wardrobe while you're in there - if it's mostly black and PVC, you might want to revisit that worried/glad debate again!

Why don't the smileys have gags? Just hammer a little harder. Or if Neo uses wire hangers, use one to pick the lock.
i can't there is some one behind me...... wait a minuate it's tony blair!
<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>
wait a minuate who running the country....... Jesus don't say John Presscot! :eek:

Morning Bitchkitten! :D

How do you want to be entertained then?

Please let it be nothing to do with that why do people hate americans thread...

Oh God do they happen here too? They're clogging up the whole damn internet!

Hi Jester III. I would say 'hello' in German but was rubbish at languages at school.

Would a 'bonjour' do?

Oh God do they happen here too? They're clogging up the whole damn internet!


I shouldn't have mentioned it... please ignore it for your own health. :)


Lovely day here, lalalala....

:) Plus you get to try out her extensive wardrobe while you're in there - if it's mostly black and PVC, you might want to revisit that worried/glad debate again!

Like that would make the choice easier! :D

Sing, dance, flirt, discuss your sex life. Or lack thereof. Tell me what heinous crimes you've committed.

WT - sort of grey here with the odd bit of blue sky

Kellarly - well it's down to you to define your own worried/glad cut-off point, lass!

*sigh*

I was on and off all night doing an essay. Not my fault you didn't talk to me ;)

Kellarly - well it's down to you to define your own worried/glad cut-off point, lass!

Well it helps that i'm a bloke... :rolleyes:...and the Neo is a lady who is apparently into PVC clothing... :D

K - oops I should edit that post then if I could be bothered. Neo sounds more like a Trinity!

Which is good!

K - oops I should edit that post then if I could be bothered. Neo sounds more like a Trinity!

Which is good!

Well i'm just going off what you claim she has in her wardrobe...

...and besides i'm more of a Persephone person myself...

*sigh*

I was on and off all night doing an essay. Not my fault you didn't talk to me ;)

But it is your fault. It is, it is, it is, it is! I know it can't be mine.

But it is your fault. It is, it is, it is, it is! I know it can't be mine.
Since it's neither of your faults, it's obviously America's fault. Because everything is America's fault. It's always America's fault!
:p

~flirts with BK~

:p

Sing, dance, flirt, discuss your sex life. Or lack thereof. Tell me what heinous crimes you've committed.

Singing? Not so sure that you need to hear me do that, but seen as it's the internet here goes:



Wasn't that good?


Now check my cool moves out baby:
http://foto.daaw.org/smilies/b-dancing.gif

So that's dancing and really crap flirting out of the way.

My sex life... is mine.

Heinous crimes:

Wooooh! Where do I start?

I've had a bad habit of gathering large numbers of peole together to dance outdoors and have a lovely time for days on end, some of them under the influence of large amounts of chemicals... some consider that pretty heinous, me, I thought it was just having fun.

We could start an international criminal conspiracy. Any suggestions?

You only have to stay in the closet if you live in Kansas.
thank god some on got that joke

~flirts with BK~

:p

Oooh.
*flirts back*

We could start an international criminal conspiracy. Any suggestions?
I think we should smuggle illegal printer paper into the US across the Mexican border. I'm sure we'd make a killing, cause I've never heard of any other criminals doing it yet!

Singing? Not so sure that you need to hear me do that, but seen as it's the internet here goes:



Wasn't that good?


Now check my cool moves out baby:
http://foto.daaw.org/smilies/b-dancing.gif

So that's dancing and really crap flirting out of the way.

My sex life... is mine.

Heinous crimes:

Wooooh! Where do I start?

I've had a bad habit of gathering large numbers of peole together to dance outdoors and have a lovely time for days on end, some of them under the influence of large amounts of chemicals... some consider that pretty heinous, me, I thought it was just having fun.

What a lovely voice. :p

Your sex life, is it all your own? That's sad. :(

Sing, dance, flirt, discuss your sex life. Or lack thereof. Tell me what heinous crimes you've committed.

I have a sex life now? Where? With whom? Are they hot? TELL ME, DAMN YOU!

Ahem, anyway... heinous crimes? I dunno... shouldn't I, like, NOT share those? What with the whole... being blackmailed by BK and all?

I guess I said hi to this... guy... today. Who I'm not meant to be talking to 'cause he's a jerk, and because if I talk to him I'll start liking him again (>.<). Not only that, but I was talking to him to *apologise* about something.

Ngh, I suck so much. That's *almost* a crime. Only not... really... at all. Ah well.

I think we should smuggle illegal printer paper into the US across the Mexican border. I'm sure we'd make a killing, cause I've never heard of any other criminals doing it yet!

ooh ooh, we could smuggel caffeen and get every one addicted to it... never heard of that drug trade before......

Crime..... hmmmm.... A couple of months ago I drove a woman home while being drunk.

I think we should smuggle illegal printer paper into the US across the Mexican border. I'm sure we'd make a killing, cause I've never heard of any other criminals doing it yet!

Sounds great. We could make it a multinational cartel, and ship the paper from China, across Europe and up South America before it gets to Mexico. Then I'll hide it in my bra.

What a lovely voice. :p

Your sex life, is it all your own? That's sad. :(

Yeah, I'm a non stop onanist *says he holding his hand out to to shake*


hehe

Errrr...i think the worst crime i committed was ahem setting up a road block with spare traffic cones and road signs that we nicked... :D on a main road divirting people down a farm track leading to nowhere :D

Sounds great. We could make it a multinational cartel, and ship the paper from China, across Europe and up South America before it gets to Mexico. Then I'll hide it in my bra.

We going for amazingly high quality paper then or have you got the Tardis bra?

Crime..... hmmmm.... A couple of months ago I drove a woman home while being drunk.
Hee. "Being drunk" made me think of something funny. It made me think of being drunk as somethin gthat required a special conscious effort to do.

:D

Hee. "Being drunk" made me think of something funny. It made me think of being drunk as somethin gthat required a special conscious effort to do.

:D
:confused:

Anyway..... The next day my love life ended :(

Hee. "Being drunk" made me think of something funny. It made me think of being drunk as somethin gthat required a special conscious effort to do.

:D


Funny innit, at first getting drunk takes a concious effort and a bit of practice. As you work your way up to becoming alcoholic, it takes less of a concious effort and even becomes something that you do unconciously and then can end up in you becoming unconcious... :p

We going for amazingly high quality paper then or have you got the Tardis bra?

Both. :D

Both. :D

Sweet!

How about climbing into your bra and zipping yourself over to this side of the atlantic then, if you need entertaining?

Both. :D

the men she has lost in there..... 1000's have gone missing, if you lissting on quiet days you can still here them

Sweet!

How about climbing into your bra and zipping yourself over to this side of the atlantic then, if you need entertaining?

That has to be one the wierdest chat up lines ever attempted... :D

LMAO

I'm not sure which was funniest, Whinging, Kellarly or Davo.

Hey, I'm also up at this time of day.

Hmmm......

I have no idea how to entertain you...

Well, i think we could accept a draw... ;)

LMAO

I'm not sure which was funniest, Whinging, Kellarly or Davo.

thank you, thank you it's a joy just to nominated for these.... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D :D

I honestly hadn't thought of it as a chat up line, but then it's weird enough to be one of mine...

I have no idea how to entertain you...


... :eek: ...

LIAR! ;) :p :D

Pluto, you're always entertaining. :fluffle:

Aargh! the lag time on this thing is killing me. *bangs head on keyboard*
hg65786uy787yuty45r87io

Hey, I'm also up at this time of day.

Hmmm......

I have no idea how to entertain you...


Apparently there are thousands in her bra who thought they knew how to entertain her, maybe it's not such a good idea anyway?

Pluto, you're always entertaining. :fluffle:

Aargh! the lag time on this thing is killing me. *bangs head on keyboard*
hg65786uy787yuty45r87io
Allright.....

*Streaks around naked*

w00t!

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D

*Looks upwards to avoid the view*



mmmmm nice ceiling...

*Looks upwards to avoid the view*



mmmmm nice ceiling...

hmm look at the crack :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D :D :D :D

There's some dangly bits on there

There's some dangly bits on there

Big dangly? :D

Big dangly? :D
No. I can hardly see em without my eyepatch

*Looks down*

w00t! I'm dangly! ^.^

*Looks down*

w00t! I'm dangly! ^.^

sorry bellies do not count! lol sorry could not resist

No. I can hardly see em without my eyepatch


That's not your eyepatch obstructing your vision! Just something dangling over your forehead... hehe

That's not your eyepatch obstructing your vision! Just something dangling over your forehead... hehe
*Headbutts "something" *

Poor Pluto. :(

*Headbutts "something" *

this the the strangest closet i've been it.... bondage outfits.. stange dangling thing on the ceiling, and tony blair is here.....

*Headbutts "something" *

thankfully, it's not me doing the dangling,


I suspect the Plutonian Empire may have problems walking for a while now... :eek:

Not fair! I didn't get to see it!

Not fair! I didn't get to see it!
*headbutts Kellary in the dangly bits*
Did you see it now?

Not fair! I didn't get to see it!


Just thinking about it is enough to make me wince.

thankfully, it's not me doing the dangling,


I suspect the Plutonian Empire may have problems walking for a while now... :eek:
Guess I was too late to delete that post :p

I realize not a lot of my fellow Americans are up at this hour. But there should be plenty of Brits and Aussies up. Where the hell are you? I'm bored and I want people to entertain me. At least tell me where the hell you are and why you don't consider it important to come and amuse me.

Yarr! Us brits have work you know!

~streaks~

Oh damn, forgot my clothes!

*Writes on floor in pain* :mad:

You B*****d LP!!!!! :mad:

~streaks~

Oh damn, forgot my clothes!
:fluffle: :eek: :fluffle: :D

*headbutts Kellary in the dangly bits*
Did you see it now?

is this the oppersite of bush bashing??? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

*Writes on floor in pain* :mad:

You B*****d LP!!!!! :mad:
*kisses Kel's dangly bits*
There. Better?

*kisses Kel's dangly bits*
There. Better?
*Remembers "American Pie"*

"Hey, Stifler, how's the pale ale?"

*kisses Kel's dangly bits*
There. Better?

:eek: :eek: :eek:

F**k no!

*Runs as best he can away from LP and hides in BK's Tardis bra*


mmmm comfy!

Yarr! Us brits have work you know!

I'm sorry, that's not good enough. Entertaining me is much more important than that silly job. You don't really need to eat.

:fluffle: :eek: :fluffle: :D
Gaaay :p

~hides behind BK~

the men she has lost in there..... 1000's have gone missing, if you lissting on quiet days you can still here them


I am suddenly reminded of a joke like that invloving a missing truck and it's keys

*knocks on BK's bra*
That'll be $15 please

Gaaay :p

~hides behind BK~
I'm straight as hell, thank you.

(I"d be too wussy to do that in RL, you know ;) )

:eek: :eek: :eek:

F**k no!

*Runs as best he can away from LP and hides in BK's Tardis bra*


mmmm comfy!

Be careful. It's getting crowded in there. :p

Be careful. It's getting crowded in there. :p
Should I move to your knickers then? :p

Be careful. It's getting crowded in there. :p
I"d like to try and join, but then I remember that you chose that other guy over me the other day....

*Sulks in the corner*

Should I move to your knickers then? :p

I don't have Tardis knickers, but my pantyhose function as a bag of holding.

I don't have Tardis knickers, but my panthose function as a bag of holding.
I'm quite fine being the only guy in your pants :p

*looks for an unoccupied spot on BK*

I"d like to try and join, but then I remember that you chose that other guy over me the other day....

*Sulks in the corner*

I'm greedy. I choose as many as I can get. :D

I'm greedy. I choose as many as I can get. :D
:(

*knocks on BK's bra*
That'll be $15 please

Why, its was awful, i'm not paying for that kind of service!!! :p

Now I feel guilty. :(

I'm sorry, that's not good enough. Entertaining me is much more important than that silly job. You don't really need to eat.

Eat my short stories.

http://www.phil-sears.com/Folder%202/SB%20Watch%20Book.JPG

Why, its was awful, i'm not paying for that kind of service!!! :p
Hey. You can pay me now or get roughened up by Aerou and your pay then

Now I feel guilty. :(

you're feeling guilty, because their sexual services to each other aren't good enough...

Haven't you got enough weight to carry with the thousands in your bra?

Hey. You can pay me now or get roughened up by Aerou and your pay then


Hey, if Aerou wants to rough me up thats fine by me...i'll be waiting in a mud bath for some all in wrestling! :D :D :D

Hey, if Aerou wants to rough me up thats fine by me...i'll be waiting in a mud bath for some all in wrestling! :D :D :D
Okay

*takes Kel's spot in the bra* :p

Yarr! Us brits have work you know!


Woah! Don't give the wrong impression out there. I thought we were all meant to be lazy, because we've got a welfare state.

Hence the spare time to be messing about in Tardis bras ;)

you're feeling guilty, because their sexual services to each other aren't good enough...

Haven't you got enough weight to carry with the thousands in your bra?Yeah, it's getting pretty heavy. I think I may need a little help. :D

Okay

*takes Kel's spot in the bra* :p

It's one out, one in, at the bra now... please form an orderly queue at the velvet rope ladies and gents... if your names not down, you ain't getting in!

Yeah, it's getting pretty heavy. I think I may need a little help. :D


May I suggest industrial underwiring?

What's this?

Awwww. Look at the cute doggie

I could always supply a hand or two is the lady is having problems... ;)

What's this?

Awwww. Look at the cute doggie

*Shoots doggie and laughs*

Now I feel guilty. :(
About what?

May I suggest industrial underwiring?

*imagens the golden gate bridges style set-up*

do you ever feel things are getting sureal here?

*Shoots doggie and laughs*
*mops BK's bra*

*mops BK's bra*

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*imagens the golden gate bridges style set-up*

do you ever feel things are getting sureal here?

nah....not here....really? hmmmmm ok well maybe...but its good surreal thoughts i mean think how comfy it is in BK's bra...or as Spaam is, in her pants!

*mops BK's bra*


Oi! quit messing about, some of us are trying to sleep in there...

I realize not a lot of my fellow Americans are up at this hour. But there should be plenty of Brits and Aussies up. Where the hell are you? I'm bored and I want people to entertain me. At least tell me where the hell you are and why you don't consider it important to come and amuse me.
Most people are at work. Some people are working.

Oi! quit messing about, some of us are trying to sleep in there...
It's the TIN man. He's trying to get into a bra..... unsuccesfully of course

Scribble de bibble!

Most people are at work. Some people are working.


and some people are on a voyage of discovery within other peoples underwear, whilst being paid to work...


What a job :D

Surreal can be good. All we have to do is keep me awake another hour. If I go to sleep now I'll miss the cats vet appointment.

And Pluto, I feel guilty when I make you unhappy.

It's the TIN man. He's trying to get into a bra..... unsuccesfully of course

maybe next time he'll learn the purpose of the cute puppies ;)

Before he just shoots them!

Think first, then shoot, if it's appropriate!

maybe next time he'll learn the purpose of the cute puppies ;)

Before he just shoots them!

Think first, then shoot, if it's appropriate!


*Drags mind out of gutter* :D

And Pluto, I feel guilty when I make you unhappy.
*Stops weeping*

I feel better now...

Shit. Now I have to stay up another hour past my bedtime :D

*starts looking for a bar in the bra*

*Drags mind out of gutter* :D

I aspire to, someday, rise to that level.

*Drags mind out of gutter* :D

Don't do that!

TIN can come in if he brings me a cute little kitten. One he hasn't shot or molested. :eek:

I can keep you awake BK... awake and excited ;) :D

*starts looking for a bar in the bra*

Will 3000 little airline bottles do?

*starts looking for a bar in the bra*

Good move, lets get pished, she's letting all sorts in here now!

I aspire to, someday, rise to that level.

Don't worry, i always drop back in...usually, i don't even have to say anything, i just give my friends a certain look when they say something and they always comment on my apparently dirty mind... :D

My gf even got me a towel with "Clean Body, Dirty Mind" on it :D

Don't do that!

TIN can come in if he brings me a cute little kitten. One he hasn't shot or molested. :eek:

That may be a little tricky...

*Searches for unmolested kitten*

Ah here we are!.... oh wait no... hmm...

Sorry but Michael Jackson broke in yesterday and played with my kitten stash...

Ah! I had one in the safe. I'll be right over!

Will 3000 little airline bottles do?

It's a start...

Will 3000 little airline bottles do?
YAY!
Want some for yourself?
*hand pops out of the bra*

Don't do that!

TIN can come in if he brings me a cute little kitten. One he hasn't shot or molested. :eek:


ARGH...so want to make a "lets hope its a cute pussy" joke....!!! argh

ARGH...so want to make a "lets hope its a cute pussy" joke....!!! argh

Let's neaten it up with a Brazilian then.

Or is that Spaams territory seen as she's hiding in the knickers?

Let's neaten it up with a Brazilian then.

Or is that Spaams territory seen as she's hiding in the knickers?
Spaam is a guy tyvm :p

Yeah... I'm just doing some 'vacuuming' here ;)

I've noticed there's still one area remaining to be occupied...

AND IT'S ALL MINE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Goes and occupies BK's butt* :D

Spaam is a guy tyvm :p

Yeah... I'm just doing some 'vacuuming' here ;)
*shakes head*
You've not supposed to vacuum wet surfaces

*shakes head*
You've not supposed to vacuum wet surfaces

He's right, give it a good spit and polish instead... ;)

ARGH...so want to make a "lets hope its a cute pussy" joke....!!! argh

Don't you dare! :p

Don't you dare! :p

too late its already got worse...

Hi! Why are up so late?

Hi! Why are up so late?
it's 14:30 over here :rolleyes:

I've noticed there's still one area remaining to be occupied...

AND IT'S ALL MINE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Goes and occupies BK's arse* :D

I'll be right back. I have to slap my roommate. I told him you said it was the only place unoccupied and he said "That's what he thinks."

too late its already got worse...
Sorry :(

He's right, give it a good spit and polish instead... ;)
Specially the knobs here... got make sure I rub it good ;)

I'll be right back. I have to slap my roommate. I told him you said it was the only place unoccupied and he said "That's what he thinks."
Ouch.

So I'm the first one there?

I'll be right back. I have to slap my roommate. I told him you said it was the only place unoccupied and he said "That's what he thinks."


Damn you! I am trying sooooo hard not to laugh out loud in the middle of a meeting now!

Spaam is a guy tyvm :p




Soz, can you see why I might get confuddled when it says cabbage patch girl beside your posts? ;)

Damn you! I am trying sooooo hard not to laugh out loud in the middle of a meeting now!
I'm having too much fun here! :D

Of course, if something goes wrong here, one can always try again if they all *cough*joinmyforum*cough* :D

Damn you! I am trying sooooo hard not to laugh out loud in the middle of a meeting now!
:fluffle:

*is offended that Aussies weren't included in the title*

That explains why it took me so long to click on the thread... :p

*nances about to keep warm*

Great, now the other roommate has joined in. He said if I have a whole (Plutonian) Empire up my arse it'll leave hellacious skid marks. :rolleyes:

*is offended that Aussies weren't included in the title*

That explains why it took me so long to click on the thread... :p

*nances about to keep warm*
Awwww. :fluffle:

Great, now the other roommate has joined in. He said if I have a whole (Plutonian) Empire up my arse it'll leave hellacious skid marks. :rolleyes:

:D :D :D LOL! Considering you have 1000s of men in your bra i am sure you can cope!

*is offended that Aussies weren't included in the title*

That explains why it took me so long to click on the thread... :p

*nances about to keep warm*

Damn Aussie. Happy now? :p

Great, now the other roommate has joined in. He said if I have a whole (Plutonian) Empire up my arse it'll leave hellacious skid marks. :rolleyes:
Ouch.

Guess I shouldn't have waited then.... :headbang:

Damn Aussie. Happy now? :p
My existence is complete. :D

My existence is complete. :D
Congratulations! :)







You now have 20 Plutonian ICBM's heading your way :D

Ouch.

Guess I shouldn't have waited then.... :headbang:

EDIT: My Empire has over 600 MILLION citizens :D


Good thing i didn't go there then...919 million at my last count i think it was...

Congratulations! :)







You now have 20 Plutonian ICBM's heading your way :D

Considering that, it's a good thing her existence is complete.

Good thing i didn't go there then...919 million at my last count i think it was...
Whoops.

*To himself*
I should NOT have edited that in, I should NOT have edited that in, I should NOT have edited that in... :headbang:

Whoops.

*To himself*
I should NOT have edited that in, I should NOT have edited that in, I should NOT have edited that in... :headbang:

too late.... :p

Whoops.

*To himself*
I should NOT have edited that in, I should NOT have edited that in, I should NOT have edited that in... :headbang:

I think a laxative might be in order now. :rolleyes:

Congratulations! :)







You now have 20 Plutonian ICBM's heading your way :D

Well at least the exhaust trails from the ICBM should take care of sterilising those skid marks, if they don't set the knickers on fire that is. :D

I think a laxative might be in order now. :rolleyes:

That'll teach them to launch ICBMs in an enclosed space.

Well, I"m off to bed. Later all.

Later, Bitchkitten :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

(I could've added 10 uberfluffles instead, but I feel down now... I feel like I've ruined the "mood" here somehow... :-( )

That'll teach them to launch ICBMs in an enclosed space.

Ouch. That'll teach me not to eat all that Mexican food. :D

Ouch. That'll teach me not to eat all that Mexican food. :D

Thought those after effects would be more like bio terrorism ;)

Thought those after effects would be more like bio terrorism ;)

Watch it, somebody might try to invade again if there are terrorists hiding out there.

Well, I"m off to bed. Later all.

Later, Bitchkitten :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

(I could've added 10 uberfluffles instead, but I feel down now... I feel like I've ruined the "mood" here somehow... :-( )

Goodnight? it won't let me fluffle you
I have to take the cat to the vet soon anyway.

Watch it, somebody might try to invade again if there are terrorists hiding out there.

Yeah, I am sure BK could do without the "Shock and Awe"... ;)

Goodnight? it won't let me fluffle you
I have to take the cat to the vet soon anyway.
Just get rid of the fluffles from the quote, then you can fluffle.

And I sleep during the day, but I'm trying to switch from australia time, to England time, so I can help entertain you :D

Plus, I"m half-English :D

Goodnight? it won't let me fluffle you
I have to take the cat to the vet soon anyway.
*climbs out of the bra*
It was fun while it lasted

Yeah, I am sure BK could do without the "Shock and Awe"... ;)

I'd have a look of shock on my face if the entire invasion force tried to get up my arse too.

Sounds like the Mexican insurgency force might take care of a few though

*climbs out of the bra*
It was fun while it lasted


Yeah and cheers for the drinksh too Bishkitty, I fink I might fall over sooooon.

Awwww well...it only confirmed that surrealism rocks! :D

Awwww well...it only confirmed that surrealism rocks! :D


Hanging out in girls bras rocks too! :D

Awwww well...it only confirmed that surrealism rocks! :D

I image googled "surrealism rocks" and got this:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:_7fxI4sCeKoJ:www.oldmasterpiece.com/temp/dali,salvador,three,faces,of,gala,appearing,among,the,rocks,1710_0_120_100_27_20_0_FFFFFF_0_E0D4B9.j pg

Small, but cool, surrealist rocks! :D

A Brit signing in

Hey. You can pay me now or get roughened up by Aerou and your pay then

Uh oh, are more people not paying you!? Grrrrrr......

Uh oh, are more people not paying you!? Grrrrrr......

Yeah, his service was really bad, not to mention uncalled for too, i thought it was on the house!

And if you don't believe me i'm waiting in a huge mud pit for some all in wrestling ;)

Yeah, his service was really bad, not to mention uncalled for too, i thought it was on the house!

And if you don't believe me i'm waiting in a huge mud pit for some all in wrestling ;)

Well it sounds like LP needs to have a talking to, ;)

And you wanna wrestle huh? Sounds like fun!

*gets popcorn and sits on the front row*
WHOOOO! AE-ROU! AE-ROU!

Well it sounds like LP needs to have a talking to, ;)

And you wanna wrestle huh? Sounds like fun!

Well having just proved that Aerou doesn't mind getting down and dirty i think i have just answered half the male population of NS' most asked question :D

Well having just proved that Aerou doesn't mind getting down and dirty i think i have just answered half the male population of NS' most asked question :D

Well I don't think the match would last that long. A couple minutes and you'd be done ;)

Well I don't think the match would last that long. A couple minutes and you'd be done ;)

Ohhhh, thats harsh...I'm pretty sure we could keep going for a fair while ;)

Ohhhh, thats harsh...I'm pretty sure we could keep going for a fair while ;)

Yea? You don't think you'd get tired? Hehe...;)