Hot dog story of the mellinia: ANOTHER man cuts off own penis; fries and eats it
Patra Caesar
08-03-2005, 10:17
:eek: AGAIN??? (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12477927-13762,00.html)
Another man cuts off penis, eats it
March 08, 2005
From: Staff writers @ www.news.com.au (http://www.news.com.au)
A 40-year-old man is recovering in hospital in The Philippines after cutting off his penis and eating it.
Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it.
In 2003 a Malaysian man cut off his penis and fried it up before making a meal of it.
Something in the water perhaps? :eek:
Neo-Anarchists
08-03-2005, 10:19
This is my favorite bit:
Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
No, really?
I never would have guessed!
Incenjucarania
08-03-2005, 10:23
I'm proud to be a male feminist.
However, I can't say that I agree with becoming a male feminazi like these... interesting gentlemen.
But hey, Darwin's happy.
:D
Neo-Anarchists
08-03-2005, 10:24
I'm proud to be a male feminist.
However, I can't say that I agree with becoming a male feminazi like these... interesting gentlemen.
Obviously, these "gentlemen" weren't quite gentle enough...
The Plutonian Empire
08-03-2005, 10:28
Jeez! WTF is with this thing? It seems to be happening more frequently nowadays.
Oh, and...
OOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!! Fuck! That's gotta hurt!
OOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!! Fuck! That's gotta hurt!
Somehow I get the feeling you are right.
Patra Caesar
08-03-2005, 10:29
What shocks me is that its not the first time that it's happened! :eek:
Should I keep posting these very important news articles? The dog suicide thread go no attention. Perhaps I should stop...
These threads get no attention because it hurts to even think about it.
ouch *moan* :( :mad: :(
Gauthier
08-03-2005, 10:31
Some men are so desperate for a blowjob, they'll do it to themselves.
By the way, if these men were in a relationship with Lorena (formerly Bobbitt), would it have been called a pre-emptive strike?
The Plutonian Empire
08-03-2005, 10:32
ouch *moan* :( :mad: :(
Damn right. I'm still squirming...
Whinging Trancers
08-03-2005, 11:16
Ouch! I don't want to have any of the stuff he'd been taking...
Gauthier
08-03-2005, 11:36
At least they didn't make Corn Dogs.
Legless Pirates
08-03-2005, 12:03
I'd go for the Chili sauce
Neo-Anarchists
08-03-2005, 12:08
I'd go for the Chili sauce
I dunno, human flesh goes pretty well with Worcestershire sauce...
Not that I'd know something like that. It was...in the news or something. Yeah.
^_^'
*runs away*
Irony and purileness demands that I vote "mayo".
Gauthier
08-03-2005, 12:15
You'd think someone eating deep-fried penis wouldn't have to worry about sauce when it comes with cream filling.
Chicken pi
08-03-2005, 12:18
Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
Hee, I'm tempted to put this in my sig.
Neo-Anarchists
08-03-2005, 12:20
Hee, I'm tempted to put this in my sig.
Far too tempted, I notice.
:D
Chicken pi
08-03-2005, 12:22
Far too tempted, I notice.
:D
What can I say? I just like to see that hospital employees know their stuff. :)