New Foxxinnia
08-03-2005, 03:12
Don't want to be like the others? Tired of having people have eyebrow, nipple, or penis piercing just like everyone else? Well, try Foxxinnia's new Amputation/Animal Replantation Surgery. You can now have your dead animal pal with you all the time, and be more extreme than all your friends.
Your cat Fluffy just die? Don't worry. With Amputation/Animal Replantation surgery we can just take off your hand and put Fluffy's head on instead. You can also open and close his mouth so you can still pick objects up.
Here are some testimonials:
Charles from Spokane, Washington had this to say:
"When my German Shepherd, Rex, died I didn't know what to do. My best pal in the whole world was dead. But with Foxxinnia's Amputation/Animal Replantation surgery I have him with me all the time." **Camera shows upside-down German Shepherd head instead of left foot**
Florence from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina said this:
"After my Parakeet, Patrica, died I knew what I wanted Foxxinnia's Amputation/Animal Replantation to do. Now I got it." **Gives thumbs-up but with thumb replaced by parakeet head**
Come today!
Your cat Fluffy just die? Don't worry. With Amputation/Animal Replantation surgery we can just take off your hand and put Fluffy's head on instead. You can also open and close his mouth so you can still pick objects up.
Here are some testimonials:
Charles from Spokane, Washington had this to say:
"When my German Shepherd, Rex, died I didn't know what to do. My best pal in the whole world was dead. But with Foxxinnia's Amputation/Animal Replantation surgery I have him with me all the time." **Camera shows upside-down German Shepherd head instead of left foot**
Florence from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina said this:
"After my Parakeet, Patrica, died I knew what I wanted Foxxinnia's Amputation/Animal Replantation to do. Now I got it." **Gives thumbs-up but with thumb replaced by parakeet head**
Come today!