NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes that's right for one thread only the Dark Lord himself is venturing into the recess known as the general forum. Now, I know you guys are a little pale due to your lack of greatness but there is one thing you must remember, and that is that I, I am awesome. So, I have decided to bring my awesomeness and share it with the General forum.

Now for all to my fans, who are a little concerned for my greatness, don't worry, I'm going to have a colonic and two weeks of detox after this then I'll be clean and available for admiration 24/7.

So back on track, yes Unified Sith, that's me.. but you can call me Mr Awesome, or Mr Great or even God, its really up to you, but you have to choose at least one of those four, is giving you the chance to ask me any question you want. Yes that's right anything, it could be why aren't melons square all the time for easy carrying, or why has Mr T lost the magic that he once had. Oh the magic... So many great episodes......

Righto then:

A system executes a cycle which is made up of four processes. The heat and work transfers that take place in the first three processes are:

Process 1 Q1 =-46.60 kJ and W1 = -28.90kJ
Process 2 Q2 = -19.20kJ and W2 = 24.80kJ
Process 3 Q3 = -72.10kJ and W3 = 31.50kJ

If the work transfer during the fourth process i.e. W4, is -79.90 kJ determine the corresponding heat transfer Q4 (kJ)

Here's my question:

How'd you get your nation back? I thought you got deleted yesterday?
:confused:

Who'll win World Cup 2006 in Germany?

omg! r u b leek, stewpid or smtng? lke, omgwtfbbq!!1!1!1!!!+one!!1!

p00ned!

lololololllolololoollololololollololol!

Anyways, why the drej? And is your mother's name Fred... I mean Barbara?

Who'll win World Cup 2006 in Germany?
Oh, I know that. No one. The world will have imploded for the short period of time that the end of the world cup happens in, and all of the teams will have dissapeared afterwards.

If I turned FT, why should I join the Galactic Empire?

And am the most sexiest man in NationStates?

What happened to Backwoods Squatches, and his "Ask the Squatch" thread?

What happened to Backwoods Squatches, and his "Ask the Squatch" thread?
I'm not Unified Sith, but I know:
Squatch got DEATed.
:(

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Hall_of_Ex-Nations
# Backwoods Squatches - flamebaiting, recreating a locked topic to continue flaming

omg! r u b leek, stewpid or smtng? lke, omgwtfbbq!!1!1!1!!!+one!!1!

p00ned!

lololololllolololoollololololollololol!

Anyways, why the drej? And is your mother's name Fred... I mean Barbara?

Well JJR, and since I don't like the name I'm going to call you something else, how about Edgar.....

Okay Edgar the Drej have a long and tried tale of death and destruction. After blowing up Earth in the film Titan AE, I thought to myself, hey these bad guys have credit, not only did they destroy the great bastion that is humanity, but they done it in what appeared to be a glass ship, now that takes style.

Because of there great ability at blowing up planets while uttering what can only be described as the coolest words ever; Ehhhca Kloincta, I decided that the Shivans just don't cut it anymore, now I know what you're thinking, and it has nothing to do with the huge general ignore laid upon them by most of NS, it was a personal decision made by me, along with some slight consultation with the Chancellor to switch my race to something more eviler and much more godmoded.

That's question one out of the way.

I'm not Unified Sith, but I know:
Squatch got DEATed.
:(

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Hall_of_Ex-Nations
Ah yes, I forgot about that. Sadness.. I liked him. :(

Now Mcleod, is someone is trying to cheat on their physics paper? But, I'll give it a go, the application of illogical logic never fails.

A system executes a cycle which is made up of four processes. The heat and work transfers that take place in the first three processes are:

Process 1 Q1 =-46.60 kJ and W1 = -28.90kJ
Process 2 Q2 = -19.20kJ and W2 = 24.80kJ
Process 3 Q3 = -72.10kJ and W3 = 31.50kJ

If the work transfer during the fourth process i.e. W4, is -79.90 kJ determine the corresponding heat transfer Q4 (kJ)

Now process one I can only assume takes place one year before processes two and three. Now I'm not going to bash you on the literacy and common english error in your equation as everyone knows scientists are lazy, so I'll do your homework for you.

Process One ( <------- Look words, it wasn't that hard) Question One equals forty six point sixty Kazahkstani Jumpers and Worm one equals minus twenty eight point ninety Kazahkstani jumpers. Now fundamentally the equation is flawed, as it already tells you the answer to question one as it equals forty six point sixty Kazahkstani Jumpers and Worm one equals minus twenty eight point ninety Kazahkstani jumpers. But the addition of the word and hardly helps me in the quest to work out the riddle, as last I checked the word "and" does not assist in the deduction of equations.

So I must enquire as the where you got this equation/question from, unless its not an actual equation but it's a riddle testing my mental powers of deduction. Well then, now that we have agreed that the question is not a question but is in fact a riddle we are closing in on the hidden and sneaky answer.

Now since the question has changed into a riddle therefore the units of measurements chance from Kazahkstani jumpers to Karma energy, therefore we instantly look to Tibet for the answer. So we need to determine the corresponding heat transfer for process 4 which is not given. Now if process one to three are directly proportional and we can only assume that the Karma energy being given out is rising at an equally proportional rate to heat given out. Now I'm not actually going to put figures on the graph as that would be cheating. However I do hope that you are understand this obvious logic, that goes hand in hand with this riddle.
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Heat Given out over time (s)

(Jolt destroyed the Karma Graph against heat over time!)

So the heat given out is definitely higher at the end, of the four years, and thanks to the Chinese liberators Tibet is booming with the population reaching about, off the top of my head, fifty million people, but sadly most of those are communists so we can only take the figure at a Fuherific six million people. Now the average heat given out by a monk during meditation is 37.2 C convert that into Karma energy and you get 24KJ.

-snip-
I think you're a genius!

Nope, actually it's off of a Fluid Mechanics and Thermodynamics Tutorial sheet from a fortnight ago. Since the sum of the work done, W, is equal to the some of the heat applied, the fourth heat value is equal to the some of the work (W1+W2+W3+W4) minus the three heat values (Q1+Q2+Q3).

To be honest, I wish I'd given your answer involving jumpers and Karma instead. Much more interesting.

2 questions...
why do i kick so much ass in wow
and if ur so great why am i better?

If I turned FT, why should I join the Galactic Empire?

And am the most sexiest man in NationStates?



Why should you join the Galactic Empire if you moulted into Future Tech, well TIOR, that's an easy one, and I have to say the quality of questions has hardly been inspiring, so I'm going to have to get this thread going again by talking about my favourite subject. ME.

The Galactic Empire is a peace loving organisation bent on Universal domination of all life. We have a comedy club and over two hundred toilets for the leadership alone, as to insure there is no embarrassing lines at parties, have you ever waited in a line for the loo? It's terrible, drunks everywhere, people being sick, and not to mention the amount of ladies simply dying because I've been away for five seconds, so yeah, you can thank me for that perk.

But really the Empire isn't just about perks TIOR, we expect you to do some work. Such as crushing rebellions, improving the national health care, free education for all, and cheaper Taxi prices on a saturday night, do you know how much they cost. It cost me ten whole British pounds, to go ten minutes down the road, that's one pound a minute! Or if I put that in American terms that's two dollars a minute, how can they live with themselves?

Now, yes when I look back I think to myself, why, why didn't I walk the distance, struggle against the elements and save myself a whole ten British pounds. Well, there is an easy answer to that, and it involved paint, a hammer and some double glazed glass, so no i wasn't going to carry them all the way down the road, besides I got someone else to pay for the Taxi fare in the end, I was reimbursed my twenty British pounds.


And am the most sexiest man in NationStates?

Now I can only assume that you are asking me another question inside your question, so I rephrase the question for you.

Unified Sith is the most sexiest man in Naitonstates.

I assume TIOR that's what you wanted to say, as its quite impossible to surpass me and my greatness and if you have, and I'm not saying that's possible, you must be some form of super sexy monster thingy. I bet you will have blond hair, blue eyes, a tail, labrador doggy ears (The ladies will be putty in your hands if you make them flop to one side) pale skin, six foot in height, six inch long fingers so you can **** them while watching Eastenders or Coronation street. Yes, TIOR, you cannot get sexier than me, as to be greater than awesomeness itself, you must become that, and trust me in the pursuit of perfection I've tried, but I cannot mess with that which is already Awesome, it's the Unified Sith first commandment, thou shalt not ruin thines great looks. If you need a copy of the Unified Sith bible I can have them printed off on Berga Speed Paper; a quality multipurpose office paper that is ideal for high volume copying and printing.

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http://69.93.183.37/917/143/upload/p2309199.jpg

2 questions...
why do i kick so much ass in wow
and if ur so great why am i better?

Now, I have two problems with your question, how is it possible to kick ass in wow? Unless wow is a metaphor or some kind of purgatory or hell, as, and I hate to break it to you, that's where your going for such defilement of the English language, how can you live with yourself? shame on you, you should be ashamed Teh Cameron Clan.



And now the second part of your question. "And If ur so great, why am i better." Well, now, at least you can agree, that I'm great, as lets face it, I am, and why are you better? Well, the only answer i can come up against that is, You're not.

Next question please!

Should I join the Galactic Empire?

Should I join the Galactic Empire?

No, as we can only accept a bare minimum of awesomeness, which sadly, from the quality of your question, you are very lacking in.

Yes that's right for one thread only the Dark Lord himself is venturing into the recess known as the general forum. Now, I know you guys are a little pale due to your lack of greatness but there is one thing you must remember, and that is that I, I am awesome. So, I have decided to bring my awesomeness and share it with the General forum.

Now for all to my fans, who are a little concerned for my greatness, don't worry, I'm going to have a colonic and two weeks of detox after this then I'll be clean and available for admiration 24/7.

So back on track, yes Unified Sith, that's me.. but you can call me Mr Awesome, or Mr Great or even God, its really up to you, but you have to choose at least one of those four, is giving you the chance to ask me any question you want. Yes that's right anything, it could be why aren't melons square all the time for easy carrying, or why has Mr T lost the magic that he once had. Oh the magic... So many great episodes......
ok... where is your sense of humility? could you check your ego at the door please :p

im kidding. have a cookie :)
http://www.abc.net.au/central/stories/m473502.jpg

Who is more Imperial, me or you?

Alternatively, is my flag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/PraeFlagII.jpg) more Imperial than TIoR (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/TIoR2.gif)'s?

If I turned FT, why should I join the Galactic Empire?

And am the most sexiest man in NationStates?

No.

All High Lord Zorro is ;)

Why are you a Star Wars person instead of, say, a Dune person(Because Dune is *arguably* the greatest Science Fiction Series of all time)?

Who is more Imperial, me or you?

Alternatively, is my flag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/PraeFlagII.jpg) more Imperial than TIoR (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/TIoR2.gif)'s?

Well, you have to define Imperial, but the last I heard you were a liberal Imperialist which is hardly Imperial, therefore i even refute you to be Imperial as I hate the liberals. They ruin everything! The war in Iraq, Fun house, Prime Ministers question time, the Falklands war, (We should have nuked Argentina!) I mean why would you want to make Imperialism less, well Imperial. Imperialism rules, it is, now you may be shocked to know, but Imperialism is almost as awesome as me. But it loses points as its an abstract idea of military conquest, but nevertheless, it's up there in the coolness charts.

http://69.93.183.37/917/143/upload/p2309259.jpg

So if we were to plot this on a graph, we would clearly see, that because of my awesomeness alone, I am more Imperial.

Besides my flag is best!

Do you glow in the dark?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Flying/magic/the wizard of oz/Harry Potter are not acceptable answers.

Why is it that you want me dead? I mean, what in the galaxy did I ever do to make you despise me enough to hire your "Bizatch" East Coast Federation to destroy me?

lets see if you get this simple math question

A squirrel scampers into a hollow stump and happens upon eight ears of corn, if the squirrel can take out three ears of corn a day, how many days will it take for the squirrel to take out all the ears of corn?

Think carefully...

Now, I have two problems with your question, how is it possible to kick ass in wow? Unless wow is a metaphor or some kind of purgatory or hell, as, and I hate to break it to you, that's where your going for such defilement of the English language, how can you live with yourself? shame on you, you should be ashamed Teh Cameron Clan.

And now the second part of your question. "And If ur so great, why am i better." Well, now, at least you can agree, that I'm great, as lets face it, I am, and why are you better? Well, the only answer i can come up against that is, You're not.

Next question please!

ok let me be a bit more clear on my first question WoW = World of Warcraft :P
and second...sadly a expected better for your secong answer :|

Why are you a Star Wars person instead of, say, a Dune person(Because Dune is *arguably* the greatest Science Fiction Series of all time)?
Because Dune 'would' have been the greatest sci-fi series of all time if Frank Herbert wrote all of them, instead of his idiot son.

I have a question; how do we know that she's a witch? Bearing in mind of course that those aren't her normal clothes, it's a false nose, and he isn't a newt.

(Extra credit for full results of reasoning. Marks will be deducted for statements including the words "awesome","greatness" or variants thereof as well as any statements that can be construed as egocentric. This question is worth 20 marks. You have as long as it takes an unladen European swallow to fly from London to Paris)

Yes that's right for one thread only the Dark Lord himself is venturing into the recess known as the general forum. Now, I know you guys are a little pale due to your lack of greatness but there is one thing you must remember, and that is that I, I am awesome. So, I have decided to bring my awesomeness and share it with the General forum.

Now for all to my fans, who are a little concerned for my greatness, don't worry, I'm going to have a colonic and two weeks of detox after this then I'll be clean and available for admiration 24/7.

So back on track, yes Unified Sith, that's me.. but you can call me Mr Awesome, or Mr Great or even God, its really up to you, but you have to choose at least one of those four, is giving you the chance to ask me any question you want. Yes that's right anything, it could be why aren't melons square all the time for easy carrying, or why has Mr T lost the magic that he once had. Oh the magic... So many great episodes......

Do you like Marmite?

I have a question; how do we know that she's a witch? Bearing in mind of course that those aren't her normal clothes, it's a false nose, and he isn't a newt.

(Extra credit for full results of reasoning. Marks will be deducted for statements including the words "awesome","greatness" or variants thereof as well as any statements that can be construed as egocentric. This question is worth 20 marks. You have as long as it takes an unladen European swallow to fly from London to Paris)
What do we do to witches? Burn them.
What also burns? Wood.
What does wood do? Floats.
What also floats? A duck.
So how do we know she's a witch? If she weighs the same as a duck.

I missed out the bits about very small rocks, but I think that's the reasoning.

More or less. But I wasn't asking you; the question was for Sith.

Therefore, as the answer has already been supplied, Sith is awarded 0 marks for that question, but the Tribes of Longton will be awarded 16/20 for his/her answer.

3 supplimentary questions shall therefore be asked (of Sith);
#1. What is your name? (1 mark)
#2. What is your quest? (1 mark)
#3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (10 marks)

[Automatic failure if thrown into the Gorge of Eternal Peril; full marks plus extra credit if you have the examiner thrown in. Marks will be deducted for statements including the words "awesome","greatness" or variants thereof as well as any statements that can be construed as egocentric. You have as long as it takes a peasant to explain the political basis of an autonomous collective not based on some watery tart throwing blades around the place]

Do you glow in the dark?

Well TIN man, what do you think? Well, whatever your thinking, it's wrong, as, as I'm sure you have already realised that I am no ordinary human being, in fact, i suppose you couldn't class me as human, perhaps a God... maybe, but we shall get into that better lecture later on.

Do I glow in the Dark eh? Well, that really depends, I've not checked in a long time, but since I came to university my greatness and awesomeness levels have even surpassed Basil Faulty himself. (See figure 2 on the previous page) So I'd like to think I do, so yeah I do glow in the dark. Perhaps its the great orange light that shines in my room at the supposed night time, when, if the world is running right, it becomes pitch black, but it doesn't, so perhaps I do emit a healthy orange glow.

BUT, some sceptics will then claim "Hey, its not you its the streetlights." Now after punching them with my fists of awesome fury, I will have to tell them a few things behind the Unified Sith glowing theory. So here it is. After spending most of my life in proximity to a nuclear power plant I have deducted, or hoped that I have a healthy Uranium glow, you know like the one in the animated series of the mask. WHAT, YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED IT! well all I can ay is that you've missed out man. So indeed, now, as I don't glow green, no matter how much I wish i did, I have to assume that my glow is not visible to the human eye, so, I must glow outside the visible spectra, and then it hit me, that's why I have no friends, my healthy invisible glow must be so intense that people instantly get cancer.

In Soviet Russia, does Unified Sith ask a question of you?

If a mime implodes in a forest, how far will his innards have to travel before they are splattered across the face of a visiting New Yorker?

Hmmm why did you allow me you "love" your sister?

Do you like Marmite?

Marmite, now Syawla, you have struck a bone, I hate Marmite, it is the devils work, no God would ever sanction its creation, none, not even Vishnu would sanction it and Vishnu has sanctioned alot. But yes, I decided that to put you off Marmite, I would have to do a little searching over the Web, and I have, so, in direct contradiction to my threads title, I'm going to ask YOU! a question. I bet your getting all sweaty and horny at the thought. *US giggles*

Now, picture one. Is this, and I am serious, Marmite, or Sh*t on toast?

http://www.randomrant.co.uk/assets/images/reviews/otherstuff/toast.jpg


Picture 2, is this Marmite or Sh*t on toast?

http://www.foodcomm.org.uk/Salt%20images/marmite.jpg

In Soviet Russia, does Unified Sith ask a question of you?

See above post!

Is Unified Sith more awesome then God?

How many fingers do I have up?

Who do you like more? Coreworlds or East Coast Federation.