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Need some kinda tune...kinda forbiding yet not evil :)
something like um...THIS !! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml) :P:P:P:P:P:P

It's obviously a variant of the oompa loompa tune, which the words would change depending on the crime.

Oompa Loompa, Oompidee do....

Mars from the Planets by Holst.

edit:

oompa loompa doopity doo

you said a swear
cog's coming for you...

The theme from the Mod Squad.

Obviously.

ok i put the song they should have im my first post :D

The theme from the Mod Squad.

Obviously.
Yes.

We have a winner on our hands. :)

Myrth still hasn't responded to my telegram! I'm never going to get any work done!

The theme from the Mod Squad.

Obviously.

and if you link it to me, I'll give you a prize. I don't know it, so I stand by my first choice.

If I were Mod of the Forums,
... Not Spampig, not Adminbot, not Pimp'd.

My regal posts in the Forums,
... would be cogent, not spammy, nor wimp'd.

I'd corrupt each task, be it clean or foul.
... With a DEAT, and a BAN and a royal growl - iLock!.

As I'd click my mouse, all the nations would grouse.
... And the flamers cry and the 'baiters die.

And Mod bias lets me play Gawd -
... If I - If I - were Mod!


Each multi would show respect to me.
... The trollers genuflect to me.

Though corruption shows, I would come to blows
... With every insipid sod!

If I - If I - were Mod!
... Just Mod!

Henry the Eighth I am,
Henry the Eighth I am, I am...

Wow... that's fun!!

There is a forum on a cloud
I like to post there when I sleep
Aren't any flamers for me to DEAT
Not in my forum on a cloud...

yay i knew i could get a mod to post ~_~

all u hafta do i have the word mod and BAM !! ego kicks in :P

all u hafta do i have the word mod and BAM !! ego kicks in :P
Oop, bad time to say that right after Fris's song!

You'd best hide before they get you!

*hides*
woot 800 posts :P

I think The Imperial March is a good song for the Mods.

That or Lowrider.

I think "Psycho Holiday" would fit the mods just right!

"Empty and sweating
Head lying in your hands
Shaking in the corner
Done too much alcohol
Gotta get away from it all
'Cause it feels my blood is freezing
My self insanity has taken its toll
Frustration has taken its control

Now I'm far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday

Shot down on sight
You are the target of attention
One woman here another there
You can't please all the people all the time
Can't tell the strangers
From the friends you know
Frustration has taken it's control"


I'm surprised none of them have taken a psycho holiday yet. Nerves of steel...

And a song for the trolls and flamers too!
"Almost every day
I see the same face
On broken picture tube
It fits the attitude
If you could see yourself
You put you on a shelf
Your verbal masturbate
Promise to nauseate
Today I’ll play the part of non-parent
Not make a hundred rules
For you to know about yourself
Not lie and make you believe
What’s evil is making love
And making friends
And meeting God you’re own way
The right way

(chorus) to see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You’re making us
Fucking hostile

We stand alone

The truth in right and wrong
The boundaries of the law
You seem to miss the point
Arresting for a joint?
You seem to wonder why
Hundreds of people die
You’re writing tickets man
My mom got jumped -- they ran!
Now I’ll play a public servant
To serve and protect
By the law and the state
I’d bust the punks
That rape steal and murder
And leave you be
If you crossed me
I’d shake your hand like a man
Not a god

(chorus)

Come meet your maker, boy
Some things you can’t enjoy
Because of heaven/hell
A fucking wives’ tale
They put it in your head
Then put you in your bed
He’s watching say your prayers
Cause God is everywhere
Now I’ll play a man learning priesthood
Who’s about to take the ultimate test in life
I’d question things because I am human
And call no one my father who’s no closer that a stranger

I won’t listen

(chorus)"
-"Fucking Hostile", by Pantera.

Hey, the song seems to fit their opinions perfectly.