Bolol
07-03-2005, 23:11
Well peoples...June 6th 2006 is a-comin' (666, Number of the Beast, check that shit out). If the apocolypse does occur, we must prepare!
Okay...so...I have here a list of supplies.
1. A fifty foot crusifix
2. 300 liters of Holy Water
3. The Bible
4. The Qu'ran
5. The Torah
6. 300 Metric Tons of Ramen Noodles
We'll also need certain artifacts that will even our odds against the demon scum.
1. The Pope's Mitter (You never know)
2. The Spear of Destiny
3. An Original Gutenburg (I'll jack it, I know people in the Irish Mob, I need someone with a getaway vehicle though)
4. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (If you can get more than one, that would be GREAT)
5. Constantine's Golden Shotgun
6. Ash's Boomstick
NOTE: If you feel that I've missed anything, please say so and add it!
After we gather the supplies, I suggest that the peoples of NS gather at Rome, get straped with the Swiss Guards, and hole up in the various churches around the site.
If you can't make it to Italy...Do you're damndest to get to Tokyo, I have a squadron of Arm Slaves set up with enough ammo to outfit the entire NATO corps.
If you cannot travel PERIOD, lay low with some cognac and a shotgun, set up green smoke flares, and I will send helicopters to pick you up.
Also, We're gonna need some kickass, bad-to-the-bone heavy metal to get the blood pumping during combat with the demon hoards...any suggestions?
REPENT! w00t!
Okay...so...I have here a list of supplies.
1. A fifty foot crusifix
2. 300 liters of Holy Water
3. The Bible
4. The Qu'ran
5. The Torah
6. 300 Metric Tons of Ramen Noodles
We'll also need certain artifacts that will even our odds against the demon scum.
1. The Pope's Mitter (You never know)
2. The Spear of Destiny
3. An Original Gutenburg (I'll jack it, I know people in the Irish Mob, I need someone with a getaway vehicle though)
4. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (If you can get more than one, that would be GREAT)
5. Constantine's Golden Shotgun
6. Ash's Boomstick
NOTE: If you feel that I've missed anything, please say so and add it!
After we gather the supplies, I suggest that the peoples of NS gather at Rome, get straped with the Swiss Guards, and hole up in the various churches around the site.
If you can't make it to Italy...Do you're damndest to get to Tokyo, I have a squadron of Arm Slaves set up with enough ammo to outfit the entire NATO corps.
If you cannot travel PERIOD, lay low with some cognac and a shotgun, set up green smoke flares, and I will send helicopters to pick you up.
Also, We're gonna need some kickass, bad-to-the-bone heavy metal to get the blood pumping during combat with the demon hoards...any suggestions?
REPENT! w00t!