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Happy birthday Bitchkitten and Mistress Kimberly!

Oksana
07-03-2005, 21:12
Happy birthday! :)
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 21:13
Party! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Potaria
07-03-2005, 21:14
Aahh crap, I didn't get anybody anything! Oh well, happy birthday anyway.

*punches self repeatedly*
Jordaxia
07-03-2005, 21:14
It's a lot of peoples birthdays today. Happy birthday to both of you
*more ViP cards*

I gotta get rid of them somehow and people don't want to buy them, it seems.
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 21:14
http://www.allabouticecream.com/cakes/cookie_full.gif

I got you guys Oreo cake!
Oksana
07-03-2005, 21:15
Yes, I agree. Let's party! We can all get them presents but what shall we get them? :fluffle:
Sinuhue
07-03-2005, 21:15
Yes, most definately happy, happy birthday!
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 21:16
For Bitchkitten, I got:

http://www.fishbot.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/nohands/kitten.jpg

A bitchin' kitten.

And for Mistress Kimberly, I got:

http://www.uk-london-escorts.co.uk/mistress_kimberly.jpg

A new outfit for work.

:D
Potaria
07-03-2005, 21:17
For Bitchkitten, I got:

http://www.fishbot.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/nohands/kitten.jpg

A bitchin' kitten.

And for Mistress Kimberly, I got:

http://www.uk-london-escorts.co.uk/mistress_kimberly.jpg

A new outfit for work.

:D


I think the cat one freaked me out more than the S&M. And by freaked out I mean partially disturbed.
Bitchkitten
07-03-2005, 21:18
http://www.allabouticecream.com/cakes/cookie_full.gif

I got you guys Oreo cake!

Funny, it tastes like menthol cigarettes and Coca-Cola. Wait, it is cigarettes and coke.

Happy Birthday to Mistress Kimberly.

It's my twenty-ninth.















For the twelth time. :p
Oksana
07-03-2005, 21:18
I think the cat is cute. Sdaeriji has a good taste in presents.
Oksana
07-03-2005, 21:19
BK I thought you said you're old enough to be the prez. Are you 29 or just in denial?
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 21:26
BK I thought you said you're old enough to be the prez. Are you 29 or just in denial?

She's twenty-twenty-one, if I did my math correctly.
Peechland
07-03-2005, 21:29
Happy B day ladies! Miss K, arent we supposed to go out and celebrate this?

rawr!
Oksana
07-03-2005, 21:30
Originally posted by Sdaeriji
She's twenty-twenty-one, if I did my math correctly.

That is why I'm confused.
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 21:31
Happy B day ladies! Miss K, arent we supposed to go out and celebrate this?

rawr!
I certainly would....
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 21:31
That is why I'm confused.

41, I think. But she doesn't want to admit she's not a 20something anymore. I think.
Eichen
07-03-2005, 21:37
Happy Birthday to two of my favorite women here on NS (out of only 3)!
:fluffle: and a gift, from me to you both (pass it around, please):

http://www.quantumflash.net/me1.jpg

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Oksana
07-03-2005, 21:37
Does anyone have a the artpad link they can post? I can't seem to find it.
Peechland
07-03-2005, 21:38
Happy Birthday to two of my favorite women here on NS (out of only 3)!
:fluffle: and a gift, from me to you both (pass it around, please):

http://www.quantumflash.net/me1.jpg

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


oh poop! *hopes shes #3*
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 21:38
Happy Birthday to two of my favorite women here on NS (out of only 3)!
:fluffle: and a gift, from me to you both (pass it around, please):

http://www.quantumflash.net/me1.jpg

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I love that picture.
Eichen
07-03-2005, 21:41
oh poop! *hopes shes #3*
No sweetie, that would be Aerou. You and BitchKitten are 1 & 2.

Now back to more b-day Flufflin'!: :fluffle:
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 21:42
Does anyone have a the artpad link they can post? I can't seem to find it.
artpad.art.com

@Eichen: :fluffle:
Peechland
07-03-2005, 21:45
No sweetie, that would be Aerou. You and Bitchkitten are 1 & 2.

Now back to more b-day Flufflin'!: :fluffle:

awww :fluffle:

I'm gonna bake you some special brownies after I bake Miss K and BK a birthday cake. Do you think theyd like a "Special" cake?
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 21:47
awww :fluffle:

I'm gonna bake you some special brownies after I bake Miss K and BK a birthday cake. Do you think theyd like a "Special" cake?
*raises his hand*
Oh me! Me! I like it! Me!
Oksana
07-03-2005, 21:49
Happy birthday BK. I made you a movie:
http://artpad.art.com/?id01rfqg6xo

I hope you like it. :)
Eichen
07-03-2005, 21:50
Damn, I'm not sure why I'm confusing BitchKitten with you, Peeches. Oh, yeah, I do know why (see pic).

You and Mistress are #1 & 2... I can't believe I thought it was your birthday.

Am I making any sense? Oh hell, gimme a piece of brownie or hashcake quick... all this thinking is harshin' my mellow.

And pass the can to LP! :fluffle: :p
Bitchkitten
07-03-2005, 21:50
She's twenty-twenty-one, if I did my math correctly.
Well, that certainly makes me the oldest one on the forum. :D

I loved my present.
Peechland
07-03-2005, 21:51
here we go....


Happy B-day (artpad.art.com)


(move it to fast)
Oksana
07-03-2005, 21:52
Look I made you a movie, BK. Look at the above posts.

Happy birthday BK. I made you a movie:
http://artpad.art.com/?id01rfqg6xo

I hope you like it.
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 21:52
Well, that certainly makes me the oldest one on the forum. :D

I loved my present.
*cough*Eutrusca*cough*
Peechland
07-03-2005, 21:53
Damn, I'm not sure why I'm confusing BitchKitten with you, Peeches. Oh, yeah, I do know why (see pic).

You and Mistress are #1 & 2... I can't believe I thought it was your birthday.

Am I making any sense? Oh hell, gimme a piece of brownie or hashcake quick... all this thinking is harshin' my mellow.

And pass the can to LP! :fluffle: :p


LOL....yes...I am definitely making you some special brownies darlin'. ;)

you too LP!
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 21:54
*cough*Eutrusca*cough*

You should get that cough looked at, man. It doesn't sound healthy.
Bitchkitten
07-03-2005, 21:57
Thank you Oksana, Eichen and Sdaerji. :fluffle:
Eichen
07-03-2005, 21:58
here we go....


Happy B-day (artpad.art.com)


(move it to fast)
That's the gayest birthday card ever! :D

Taste the rainbow, baby.
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 21:59
http://artpad.art.com/?id02aw7obas

:fluffle:
Peechland
07-03-2005, 22:01
That's the gayest birthday card ever! :D

Taste the rainbow, baby.


Ha! Lets see yours bro! See your skillz with the paint. :cool:
Oksana
07-03-2005, 22:06
Okay, in a moment I'm going to give BK and Miss Kim their real presents.
Bitchkitten
07-03-2005, 22:09
Thanks Peechland and Legless. :fluffle: My roommates are forcing me to go out to lunch but I'll be back. I'm such an attention slut. :D
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 22:10
Thanks Peechland and Legless. :fluffle: My roommates are forcing me to go out to lunch.
Bitches. I would kick their asses
Eichen
07-03-2005, 22:12
http://artpad.art.com/?id02aw7obas

:fluffle:
I have moved the party onto LP's ship, and have made it a naked, Diyonesian event filled with party favors for all!

http://artpad.art.com/?id02utwgakc
Eichen
07-03-2005, 22:13
Ha! Lets see yours bro! See your skillz with the paint. :cool:
No sweetie, not gay as in bad, gay as in good! You're card was fabulous, with the rainbow background and all.

Tell me you know of the rainbow!
:fluffle:
Peechland
07-03-2005, 22:15
No sweetie, not gay as in bad, gay as in good! You're card was fabulous, with the rainbow background and all.

Tell me you know of the rainbow!
:fluffle:


yes...i do...i think you and i are both having a slow brain moment in this thread. :eek:

*tastes the rainbow*
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 22:16
I have moved the party onto LP's ship, and have made it a naked, Diyonesian event filled with party favors for all!

http://artpad.art.com/?id02utwgakc

Sweet! She's wearing my present!
Eichen
07-03-2005, 22:17
*tastes the rainbow*
Friggin' awesome! :D
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 22:17
I have moved the party onto LP's ship, and have made it a naked, Diyonesian event filled with party favors for all!

http://artpad.art.com/?id02utwgakc
I looooooove what you've done with the place :fluffle:
Peechland
07-03-2005, 22:17
I have moved the party onto LP's ship, and have made it a naked, Diyonesian event filled with party favors for all!

http://artpad.art.com/?id02utwgakc


lol...thats fabulous sweetness! absolutely :D fabulous
Eichen
07-03-2005, 22:21
I looooooove what you've done with the place :fluffle:
You can't see it, but Jesussaves and [Goin'}Commando3 are rowing on the slave's deck below. You can't see them becuase only one side has paddle, and we're going in doughnuts (pleasantly dizzy).

You can't see him either, but Sdaeriji is there too, whipping them into a frenzy with a cat o'nine tails enthusistically, coming up to join us for a brief drink every now n' then.
Willamena
07-03-2005, 22:22
Yay! Happy birthday!
Peechland
07-03-2005, 22:22
LOL @ Eichen
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 22:23
You can't see it, but Jesussaves and [Goin'}Commando3 are rowing on the slave's deck below. You can't see them becuase only one side has paddle, and we're going in doughnuts (pleasantly dizzy).

You can't see him either, but Sdaeriji is there too, whipping them into a frenzy with a cat o'nine tails enthusistically, coming up to join us for a brief drink every now n' then.
And Myrth? :eek:
Oksana
07-03-2005, 22:23
Here to BK and Miss Kim. Except it will be e-popping out of a cake:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/oksana1781/Denis.bmp
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 22:24
You can't see it, but Jesussaves and [Goin'}Commando3 are rowing on the slave's deck below. You can't see them becuase only one side has paddle, and we're going in doughnuts (pleasantly dizzy).

You can't see him either, but Sdaeriji is there too, whipping them into a frenzy with a cat o'nine tails enthusistically, coming up to join us for a brief drink every now n' then.

Ha! I approve this message.
Eichen
07-03-2005, 22:24
And Myrth? :eek:
Overboard.
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 22:27
Overboard.
YAY! :fluffle:

But we could have used her to get us the beers we keep under the hull to cool 'em. :(
Oksana
07-03-2005, 22:29
Okay look at my gift dammit:

Here to BK and Miss Kim. Except it will be e-popping out of a cake:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2...a1781/Denis.bmp
Peechland
07-03-2005, 22:31
holy paint cans batman! somethings freaky with artpad.....go back and click my link that says "Happy Bday" on page 2 i think. Each time you click it-it shows a different picture! Not the one i painted! someone else click it a few times and see if the same thing happens. Either that....or someone has slipped something in my drink and i'm hallucinating..... :eek:

http://artpad.art.com/

bah..nevermind....i musta clicked when i shoulda clacked and posted the wrong link.


at least im not hallucinating :D
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 22:31
Here to BK and Miss Kim. Except it will be e-popping out of a cake:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/oksana1781/Denis.bmp
I can't wait till my birthday comes
Oksana
07-03-2005, 22:33
Lol! :fluffle:
Oksana
07-03-2005, 22:33
I'll have to make sure I get you a guy in a cake, too, LP?

Isn't he goreous though?
Bottle
07-03-2005, 22:36
*does Happy Birthday jig*

cheers to you, happy b-day!
Lascivious Maximus
07-03-2005, 22:37
Happy birthday you sassy sultans of sexiness you! :)
Jordaxia
07-03-2005, 22:38
Happy birthday you sassy sultans of sexiness you! :)

Damnit Lasc', sometimes you're just too suave. Cease your lascivious charm!
Aerou
07-03-2005, 22:40
Wszystkiego Najlepszego Bitchkitten i Mistress Kimberly!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/Aerou/Other/birthdaycakebk1.jpg
Lascivious Maximus
07-03-2005, 22:41
Three more posts into the 1K club Aerou! :)
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 22:42
I'll have to make sure I get you a guy in a cake, too, LP?

Isn't he goreous though?
Meh. I like long hair better
Oksana
07-03-2005, 22:44
That was a cute cake. I don't think BK had seen her present from me yet.
Oksana
07-03-2005, 22:46
Originally posted by LP
Meh. I like long hair better

Well I guess I will send you Keruvalia in a cake.
Jordaxia
07-03-2005, 22:47
Well I guess I will send you Keruvalia in a cake.

Just remember to bake it AFTER he goes in. Otherwise the comedy value disappears entirely.
Oksana
07-03-2005, 22:58
I would never bake Keruvalia, at least not purposely.
Lascivious Maximus
07-03-2005, 23:05
I would never bake Keruvalia, at least not purposely.I might offer to get him baked, but thats about it ;)
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 23:06
I might offer to get him baked, but thats about it ;)
I want to get baked :(
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 23:10
I want to get baked :(

Fly over to Boston. I'll come get you and I promise you won't spend a single minute here non-stoned.
Oksana
07-03-2005, 23:11
I'll make you some brownies for your b-day LP.
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 23:11
Fly over to Boston. I'll come get you and I promise you won't spend a single minute here non-stoned.
Or I could roll one right here :rolleyes:
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 23:12
Or I could roll one right here :rolleyes:

Or you could do that. You sounded as though something was preventing you from getting high.
Oksana
07-03-2005, 23:15
Maybe LP was implying something about doepmine. :confused:
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 23:19
No.... I'm just torn between staying lazy or actually do something useful (like rolling a joint)
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 23:20
No.... I'm just torn between staying lazy or actually do something useful (like rolling a joint)

That is quite the dilemma. I'd recommend rolling a joint. It's only a brief period of effort, and then it aids in the act of being lazy. You could be lazy for several hours after you're done rolling that jay.
Eichen
07-03-2005, 23:20
No.... I'm just torn between staying lazy or actually do something useful (like rolling a joint)
Damn you and your decriminalized paradise! Lucky bastard.

I just swam to the store, have a beer...
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 23:23
*does a virtual dance (because an actual one would have me standing up) for living in Holland*
*...and a big baggy of homegrown*
Personal responsibilit
07-03-2005, 23:32
A very happy birthday to you both. God bless. :)
Lascivious Maximus
07-03-2005, 23:35
Damn you and your decriminalized paradise! Lucky bastard.

I just swam to the store, have a beer...
Hmm... better come to Canada then too... are laws are lax enough not to have any laws at all. :)
Eichen
07-03-2005, 23:43
Hmm... better come to Canada then too... are laws are lax enough not to have any laws at all. :)
A client's flying me up to Vancouver in July. Is it legal there too?
Zooke
07-03-2005, 23:48
Slippin' away, sittin' on a pillow
Waitin' for night to fall
A girl and a dream, sittin' on a pillow
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

Satin and lace, isn't it a pity
Didn't find time to call
Ready or not, gonna make it to the city
This is the night to go to the celebrity ball

Dress up tonight, why be lonely?
You'll stay at home and you'll be alone
So why be lonely?
Sittin' alone, sittin' on a pillow
Waitin' to climb the walls
Maybe tonight, depending how your dream goes
She'll open her eyes when he goes to the celebrity ball

Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music
Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music


Happy Birthday Ladies!!
Teh Cameron Clan
07-03-2005, 23:54
i belive i had already given mistress kimberly her present cant rembmer tho :P
Oksana
07-03-2005, 23:54
Some how I feem to think that legaliztion in the US would result in mass chaos.
Lascivious Maximus
07-03-2005, 23:59
A client's flying me up to Vancouver in July. Is it legal there too?
Its not 'legal', but like I said, the laws are pretty lax. You can get away with a lot up here. :)
Eichen
08-03-2005, 00:00
Its not 'legal', but like I said, the laws are pretty lax. You can get away with a lot up here. :)
Awwwws, yeeeeah! :D That'll be fun as hell, living in the zero-tolerance state that I do. :rolleyes:
Oksana
08-03-2005, 00:00
It is legal In Switzerland, right? :confused:
Bitchkitten
08-03-2005, 02:45
That was a cute cake. I don't think BK had seen her present from me yet.

Very nice Oksana. Him was purty.
Though Keruvalia in a cake is a great idea, and I think it'd be wasted on Legless.
Naturality
08-03-2005, 02:50
Happy Birthday :)
Keruvalia
08-03-2005, 05:27
Me in a cake, eh? Well I do go well with frosting. :D

Happy Birthday, ya'll!
Bitchkitten
08-03-2005, 06:12
Me in a cake, eh? Well I do go well with frosting. :D

Happy Birthday, ya'll!

I liked your old sig better. Just get tired of it?
Branin
08-03-2005, 06:16
*bursts into song*

Happy bithday to youooooooooooo

Happy birthedaaaaay tooooo ya

*notices peoples stares*

*stops*

:embarressed:
Bitchkitten
08-03-2005, 06:40
I haven't heard much from you lately. Nice to see you around, Branin.
Planners
08-03-2005, 06:42
:D Happy birthday :D

Happy birthday hey!
Happy birthday Ho!
Happpppy biiiirthday
BitchKitten and MK happy birthday to you! :)

here is a present (http://www.geocities.com/queen_neffertiti/christmas/present.gif)
Branin
08-03-2005, 06:56
I haven't heard much from you lately. Nice to see you around, Branin.
I haven't been on much lately, but it is nice to talk to you people.
The Plutonian Empire
08-03-2005, 06:57
Happy birthday, Mistress Kimberly and Bitchkitten! :D
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

whew! just in time before midnight! :D
Bitchkitten
08-03-2005, 07:14
Thankyou Planners, I don't think I've "spoken" to you before.

Thankyou Pluto. It's officially no longer my birthday. But you got in under the wire.
Did Mistress K ever come see our thread? I hope she didn't miss it.

It's over now. :( I love being the center of attention, but I go back to being one of the faceless masses. :rolleyes:

Thanks everybody :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Oksana
08-03-2005, 07:14
Hey BK, I'll tell you a secret! :p
Bitchkitten
08-03-2005, 07:17
Hey BK, I'll tell you a secret! :p

Out with it! Though if it's a secret, maybe you should TG me.
Oksana
08-03-2005, 07:19
Do you know 'Hylian peoples'?
The Plutonian Empire
08-03-2005, 07:42
Thankyou Pluto. It's officially no longer my birthday. But you got in under the wire.
You're welcome :)
Keruvalia
08-03-2005, 13:31
I liked your old sig better. Just get tired of it?

Well it is subject to change without notice. :)

I think everyone, by now, knows my political compass results.