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why are our assorted genatalia so funny looking? ideas? i might post a poll later.

So we don't just keep having sex and die of starvation because we never pause to eat?

Form follows function.

interesting. but seriously. look at a penis. they're funny lookin. it's just sittin there, going "hey. i stick outta ya. um. wanna grab a beer or somethin?"
hideous.

Ummm... I've never heard a penis speak. Sing, yes, but not speak. Did I miss something?

why are our assorted genatalia so funny looking? ideas? i might post a poll later.


Assorted? I only have one ... is that not normal? :( :( :confused: :eek:

Ummm... I've never heard a penis speak. Sing, yes, but not speak. Did I miss something?
is there one cruelly jutting out of your lap? because if not, then i don't imagine you have heard them speak. mine sings quite well. baritone. :D

Assorted? I only have one ... is that not normal? :( :( :confused: :eek:
not really. i'm sorry you had to find out so late in life. i'm surprised they didn't catch it at birth. that's usually when they do the sex organ addition surgeries. it's just harder to find donors past a certain age.

Assorted? I only have one ... is that not normal? :( :( :confused: :eek:

I would think you have testicles as well!

Nope. Can't say as I own one of them critters. And my husband likes it that way. :p

Nope. Can't say as I own one of them critters. And my husband likes it that way. :p
well to each his own i suppose. freaks.

insert random :fluffle: here!

Yeah, like Alenaland said, they are simply "designed" to perform a specific task...

When sexual reproduction first arose among life forms, I'd guess the genatalia were probably very simple and plain... The same basic workings, but none of the "fancy" shape...

The various oddities of their outward appearance that we see now are all likely to have some secondary function that assists the primary one, and have been added through evolution's special brand of trial and error (what works, sticks, what doesn't, gets dropped)...

But anyways, that's probably about it... They are shaped to accomplish a task...

well to each his own i suppose. freaks.

Damn right. And proud of it.

So, you think that penii are strangely shaped. What about vaginas? And since I don't go checking out other women, is it true that no two women have identical vaginas?

Damn right. And proud of it.

So, you think that penii are strangely shaped. What about vaginas? And since I don't go checking out other women, is it true that no two women have identical vaginas?
not having investigated all the women on this gods greeen earth, i couldn't say. i can attest, however, to my own strong attraction to that little collection of sensitive flesh. i don't know why it's so appealing, but it is.

i can attest, however, to my own strong attraction to that little collection of sensitive flesh. i don't know why it's so appealing, but it is.

Because you don't have one?

What about vaginas? And since I don't go checking out other women, is it true that no two women have identical vaginas?
I'd say yes. Seen some over the years and they all looked different. And tasted different too.

I find vaginas to be quite vile. Their whole construction seems to be a bit strange and very... let's go with yucky, to me. The penis, however, I happen to enjoy immensly... as long as it's circumcized. For some reason an uncircumcized penis just looks.. strange to me. *shrugs* I'm just odd I guess.

why are our assorted genatalia so funny looking? ideas? i might post a poll later.
I've got one of the newer models. Very sporty!

I've got one of the newer models. Very sporty!


Racing stripes?

Racing stripes?
i really want that tattooed on mine. really really really.

i really want that tattooed on mine. really really really.

Ouch.

:eek:

Ouch.

:eek:
yeah, see, that's the problem. and part of the very large number of reasons why i won't be doing that.

yeah, see, that's the problem. and part of the very large number of reasons why i won't be doing that.

Temporary tattoos, maybe? :D

Racing stripes?
No, tatooed flames, and spinners on the testicles.

No, tatooed flames, and spinners on the testicles.
you sir, are a god. a god to whom i am very greatful for stooping down to the level of we mere mortals.

What a stupid thread. Don't know why I was drawn to go into it.

What a stupid thread. Don't know why I was drawn to go into it.
but at least you said so very e-loudly.

Yeah, like Alenaland said, they are simply "designed" to perform a specific task...
Mmh yes they indeed are, and anyway I find them goodlooking :rolleyes: ;)

Mmh yes they indeed are, and anyway I find them goodlooking :rolleyes: ;)

Well, you hae the whole Georgia O'Keefe flower thing and... and... well, if they weren't aesthetically pleasing, you wouldn't have all them classic statues with their wankers handing out. :p